90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm surprised no one has jacked his sweet Apple laptop yet. 

[charmed1]

Welp. That Bob Saget toupee is real. I guess he told y’all.

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

You don’t have her phone number but you think you can find Lana by going to the city where she lives and having a look around ??  Sure that’ll work.

Should be easy to do.  Having chatted with her for 7 years, he should have a good idea where she works and lives, bars she goes to, friends, family, etc.  

[Floatingbison]

That's great except Lana doesn't exist, dude.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

Prince is an odd little man but that swagger - the voice & guitar talent. Wow. 

Artistic genius 

[kendi]

7 minutes ago, JustDuckie said:

Speaking of tattoos, has anyone mentioned Geoffrey's that encircle his man-nipples?? I mean wtf? Are they dueling suns? Rings of fire? Yeesh, those would be a def deal breaker for me. 

How could you not bust out laughing? That would be like getting a big cold bucket of water poured over your head. Deal breaker for real! I think they're simlar to that nipple ring that Janet Jackson was wearing for the SuperBowl performance with Justin Timberlake..

[Eldemarge]

The lesbians with perfect skin?  No tight close-ups.  David and his sun-ravaged old man skin?  TIGHT SHOTS.  WHY TLC.

[HappyDancex2]

Uh oh.  after 7 years, 100K and 4 failed attempts at meeting..... Moobs is starting to get a trifle miffed.

WATCH OUT

he's armed with a laptop

[Auntie Anxiety]

David never heard the old adage, “Three strikes and you’re out.”

[humbleopinion]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

David, no amount of hair spray or brushing will improve that toupee, bruh. 

You'll just annoy it David...don't poke the bear skin rug on your head...

[Kroliosis]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

David, no amount of hair spray or brushing will improve that toupee, bruh. 

Shit. All this time I didn’t think it was a toupee. I see it now. Poor little David. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Anya for Pillow Talk, please. 

[KelseyNikki614]

Anya is bringing some sanity to the show

[DragonFlyzz]

Logic.  What is this foreign concept?

Edited March 30, 2020 by DragonFlyzz

[Pepper Mostly]

Anya is much too kind. "She's not serious?". How about "she's not real"?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Again with the question - ‘is this normal?’

[Gobi]

Anya: "Wow! Did I dodge a bullet."

Edited March 30, 2020 by Gobi

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

George was my favorite from the time I was nine years old. I echo your feelings for Dhani.

As do I!  The only Beatle I ever saw live, with Ravi Shankar.

on topic: this guy needs to give up and go home.  But no, of course he's going to blindly drive to a city she claims to live in.

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

 

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rose, he’s not worth it.

I’d rather live in poverty then have sex with that rancid leprechaun. I know I’m saying this as a privileged middle aged chic, but I mean it

 

I spent some time in the Philippines.  It’s difficult to understand the type of poverty people live under. As I’ve mentioned before, there is no safety net for anyone. No social services like food stamps , workmen’s comp, unemployment insurance, nothing. This time of year is rainy season, you can drive through towns that are flooded and see mattresses on rooftops. We come from such a place of privilege that even those in poverty here have so much more than others.  
 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s go to the warfront to look for a woman who doesn’t exist. Excellent plan.

[sainte-chapelle]

No one does swagger like Corey Feldman, I tried to insert a gif of his classy and glorious dancing but alas it did not work. Perhaps his dancing is too pure for this forum

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for crying out loud, David. That address is a vacant lot. Jeeezus Christ. 

[RealReality]

LOL, she gave you a fake address in a war zone!

[kendi]

Like Kara asked Ed, Anya asks David: "Does this sound normal?"

Red flag, red fireworks, red lights....all going off!!!

[Archer27]

Anya is cool and adorable. 

[kacesq]

Is this dipshit really going to risk running into a war zone for a ghost? Yes. Yes he is.

[mmecorday]

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Let’s go to the warfront to look for a woman who doesn’t exist. Excellent plan.

Kind of reminds me of the music video for Don Johnson's "Heartbeat."

Damn you, show, for reminding me of that turkey!

[magemaud]

DEFINITELY not a natural hairline! 

[Floatingbison]

And everyone in Nigeria hates your video.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh man Lisa looks ROUGH.

[Mrs. Landingham]

“Everyone in Nigeria knows who BibbiGurl is.” Really. Everyone in Nigeria. Every single human, huh? 

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

LOL, she gave you a fake address in a war zone!

He can look it up on Google Earth. Don’t these people 2atch Catfish?

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Archer27 said:

Anya is cool and adorable. 

And yet, ‘too shy’ for Toupee. 

[DragonFlyzz]

Two more weeks. Usman is counting the days.

[Pepper Mostly]

I love Usman's outfit. I wish American men wore cool stuff like that. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

I spent some time in the Philippines.  It’s difficult to understand the type of poverty people live under. As I’ve mentioned before, there is no safety net for anyone. No social services like food stamps , workmen’s comp, unemployment insurance, nothing. This time of year is rainy season, you can drive through towns that are flooded and see mattresses on rooftops. We come from such a place of privilege that even those in poverty here have so much more than others.  
 

I've noticed that Rose has that dead look in her eyes just as Tarik's Hazel did which I think comes from their desperate situations.

[Frozendiva]

Skincare and moisturizers are your friend, Lisa.

[sainte-chapelle]

I like Anya, I think she is a clever good looking woman.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I spent some time in the Philippines.  It’s difficult to understand the type of poverty people live under. As I’ve mentioned before, there is no safety net for anyone. No social services like food stamps , workmen’s comp, unemployment insurance, nothing. This time of year is rainy season, you can drive through towns that are flooded and see mattresses on rooftops. We come from such a place of privilege that even those in poverty here have so much more than others.  
 

I’d still find that preferable to Ed

[Doublemint]

I missed the first hr because I watched Call the Midwife - but I've read the snark!  Usman's Mother won't be happy....

[mmecorday]

Lisa gets to carry the hookah pipe.

[Mary Godfrey]

I hope Lisa is older than Mother Usman.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Sojaboy takes his hookah pipe to visit mom LOL

[Twopper]

16 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Was Jim Bob the pedo son or the dad? Prob the only tlc show I haven’t seen

the dad.   Can't recall the name of the son, but it started with a "J"

I tried to reply 10 minutes ago but my post went all wonky

David's Lana is somewhere with The Williams.   Maybe Dave should get with Vanessa (I think that is her name;  I still can't remember all the names yet)

Did anyone want to see Rose get a drink at that cafe and toss it at Big Edd?  Just me??   I cannot see this lasting long.   At this point they should surely discuss children, but maybe she doesn't want another one.   She does not look in love at all.  

[blubld43]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

No one does swagger like Corey Feldman, I tried to insert a gif of his classy and glorious dancing but alas it did not work. Perhaps his dancing is too pure for this forum

Omg yes!  Those gifs of him dancing with his "Angels" never fail to crack me up.

How do any of Usmans friends not burst out laughing when they meet his grandma Babylove?

[RealReality]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

And yet, ‘too shy’ for Toupee. 

Sorry, I speak old perv "too shy" meant she wanted to sleep with him the second night. 

[JennyMominFL]

I wish i could balance my groceries on my head

[nytonc]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Skincare and moisturizers are your friend, Lisa.

She’s too far gone. Face transplant?

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Twopper said:

the dad.   Can't recall the name of the son, but it started with a "J"

I tried to reply 10 minutes ago but my post went all wonky

David's Lana is somewhere with The Williams.   Maybe Dave should get with Vanessa (I think that is her name;  I still can't remember all the names yet)

Did anyone want to see Rose get a drink at that cafe and toss it at Big Edd?  Just me??   I cannot see this lasting long.   At this point they should surely discuss children, but maybe she doesn't want another one.   She does not look in love at all.  

Josh

[RealReality]

Just now, Mary Godfrey said:

I hope Lisa is older than Mother Usman.

Yes, please!  Like obviously older.