90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[JennyMominFL]

This guy creeps me out

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Doesn’t everyone want to see an elderly grandmother starring in a music video?  

bordering On fetish porn

[sagittarius sue]

Following Caesar's plan, get a wedding ring before you allegedly go to meet the scammer.

[misokinesia]

My phone autocorrected something today to "Soja". I was amused and then very, very ashamed.

The director doesn't even want credit for BabyHurl Lisa's edits? I can't wait to see this video!

[Frozendiva]

You have never actually, er, spoken to Lana, idiot. She can be whoever she wants to be online.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What does her tattoo say? "Snot Bunnie"?

Aaaaaand a new Primetimer handle is born.

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Clearly Sojaboy is a huge celeb. I’m sure Bon Jovi has a similar set up.

i snicker every time Lisa refers to him as a celeb and worries about his fans.

Right? My husband's home studio is more advanced. The guitar playing 23 year old kid who rents a room from us has a more sophisticated setup. 

[kacesq]

Toupee makes his first appearance of the evening...to buy an engagement ring for a woman he pays to talk to...God I love this show...

you know TLC how about non stop marathons of this show and all it’s previous seasons? It would help us get thru this time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cubic zirconia. Perfect.

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Does this delusional manatee really think she's going to be able to dictate the behavior of Usman's "fans"?

in a word, yes!

[xls]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Doesn’t everyone want to see an elderly grandmother starring in a music video?  

I want to see it! 😍

[Straycat80]

This jewelry guy is looking at David like he’s nuts. Well....

[RichiesOlderBro]

Oh goody we are engagement ring shopping for a non existent girl.  

Small hands  

He is definitely White Cesar.  

[DragonFlyzz]

If all of that were true she wouldn’t want you.  Well except for money.

[sainte-chapelle]

Those who go against the Queen of Queens must die!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Does Lisa realize that every time Usman introduces her to somebody they are snickering about her?

My favorite bits, Lisa hurl is oblivious

[talktoomuch]

Poor jeweler. "I gotta make a sale to this complete and utter dumbass without showing my real feelings."

[hookedontv]

Jeweler/pawn shop guy is like “you’re an idiot.”

CZ shines y’all! 

[KelseyNikki614]

That deadpan 'Wow' from the jewelry shop guy was amazing. I bet he has some good snark. 

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

What language are Usman and his friend speaking? Whenever I look up official language of Nigeria, it says English.

Hausa or Yoruba probably

[AZChristian]

16 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Psycho eyes! He’s freaky, a little bit

I think he has his contact lenses screwed in too tight. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Cubic zirconia LOL

[Doublemint]

No diamond for her - cubic Z all the way.

[Angry Moldovan]

Cubic zirconia, I’m am dead people, dead!

[greekmom]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

This jewelry guy is looking at David like he’s nuts. Well....

Jewelry guy may think that but David at least is being somewhat smart.

[mmecorday]

Who's going to look after Mothra while Boris is going after his Natasha?

[FrancescaFiore]

Well at least this dude knows that his engagement ring is going to be as fake as his relationship with Lana. A diamond says forever. A cubic zirconium says you got catfished.

[DragonFlyzz]

I don’t believe you’re going to meet her either.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Massage oil. He’s an expert! My ears. My ears.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Oh goody we are engagement ring shopping for a non existent girl.  

Small hands  

He is definitely White Cesar.  

Ceasar’s ghost?

[sainte-chapelle]

Cubic Zerconia hahahahahaha

[Mary Godfrey]

On 3/8/2020 at 8:50 PM, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I’m sorry, but these bitches who leave their tiny children to meet some guy across the world “for love” are just deplorable to me.  There’s just no excuse whatsoever. 

They always promise the kids come first and if they don't like the plan, the plan will be scrapped. Bullshit. Those kids don't get a vote.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

What language are Usman and his friend speaking? Whenever I look up official language of Nigeria, it says English.

According to Professor Google, there are over 500 language and dialects spoken in Nigeria. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What does her tattoo say? "Snot Bunnie"?

Aaaaaand a new Primetimer handle is born.

That's great! 🙂

[JennyMominFL]

Ewww. He is an expert in massage oil?

[Archer27]

Fake diamond for fake relationship

[magemaud]

Remember the embarrassing picture of a very new-to-the-scene Princess Diana when the sunlight showed through her skirt? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

10 year long dry spell. OMG

[Auntie Anxiety]

Love the closeup of the hair accessories. These producers rock!

[talktoomuch]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Cubic zirconia, I’m am dead people, dead!

Well he's been successfully engaged 7 times before! And he's gotta save money for more unicycles.

[Frozendiva]

Lana won't get much from the ring if she tries to hock it.

[Eldemarge]

Alright, I don't think David has travelled much.  No one should be putting a container of oil into their freaking suitcase.  What could go wrong?

[greekmom]

Why am i thinking that David has not had sex for more than 10 years? Unless he hired a prostitute.

[Leilani]

Is that a Bow Flex lol

[Armchair Critic]

A beautiful young woman is going to wait 7 years for some schmo? This guy is so stupid I can't even feel sorry for him.

Edited March 23, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[hookedontv]

Massage oil-ugh David. 
And who else noticed all the prescription bottles on David’s dresser? What’s up with this dude. 
 

Oh I disagree, I DO want to see David get burned. 

[JennyMominFL]

No one except the entire PTV universe

[Floatingbison]

This guy gets his toupee styled by the same guy who cut George Jones' hair!

Edited March 23, 2020 by Floatingbison

[humbleopinion]

1 hour ago, greekmom said:

I hope Lisa catches him feeling up a young thing in the backstage.

Some 50 year old groupie....fresher face than BGLisa

Edited March 23, 2020 by humbleopinion

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

This guy creeps me out

It’s the wig and his teeth

[Leilani]

Just now, greekmom said:

Why am i thinking that David has not had sex for more than 10 years? Unless he hired a prostitute.

I'm torn between him being a 50 year old virgin or into prostitutes.