90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Horrified]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Ugh....Angela 2.0. 

yeah, hospice worker too

[peaceknit]

WHAT is that red outfit??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do you usually bring a friend to watch you get a Brazilian? I hope the camera man is getting well compensated for that scene.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

There aren’t enough dollars in the U. S. Mint to pay me to pull hairs off her old, smoky monkey!  No way... nuh uh!

[renatae]

12 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

We are allowed to grow 4 plants in Canada. No interest.

Just make sure you're not committing hydrotheft!

[Frozendiva]

I am around that age, but I have good hair, I use skincare, I do not rasp when I talk, etc.

[Floatingbison]

Hey everyone, I'm going to break character for a second to say it's great to see the band back together again!  I missed everyone the last couple of weeks.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Ugh....Angela 2.0. 

I wonder if she has a fetish for cake and a violent streak?

[Gigglepuff]

And she's a health support worker too! Just like Grang! 

[VioletNevermind]

Whew, from the looks of that frizzy bleached blonde head, she focused on the wrong hair. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Mu Shu said:

Livestock guardian dogs. Poor choice for a pet. 

Yeah, I don’t trust those dogs. They can turn on you quickly.

[Floatingbison]

Oh, yeah, this guy looks trustworthy.  What is with these poor delusional women?

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Pretty sad when these young boys have more common sense than their horny dad.  You know you’re an idiot when your 15-year-old son says it’s “too soon” to enter into a relationship with someone.  

Another 90 Day Fiance trope: children with more common sense than their parents, then said parents proclaiming said children are his/her life and proceeding to neglect them. Check!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Nigeria again!  

 

The well is apparently bottomless.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I am around that age, but I have good hair, I use skincare, I do not rasp when I talk, etc.

Im going to be 50 soon and I dont look like that. I think. Maybe I am delusional

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

TMI!!!!!

Meaning Grangela 2.0!

(Why can't we delete a quote?)

[RealReality]

Usman making Maria videos!  

[Pepper Mostly]

MOTHER OF GOD SHE SENT HIM NUDES

[Frozendiva]

I would not like my man calling me baby girl.

[Armchair Critic]

LMAO that is a generic love song, he only said her name in the beginning. How many other women is he sending that to? 😂

[Leilani]

Who would think there was a lower rent version of Michael and Big Ange til Soldier Boy and Angela 2.0.

[VioletNevermind]

🎶 Baby, I will pray for her, too. 🎶  She will sure as fuck need some prayer before this is over. 

[Armchair Critic]

Oh honey, if those other women are "thirsty" you must be parched!

[Mercolleen]

I wish I never had to see Knoxville man's nipple tattoos. Ow my eyes.

HOLD UP: He is raising three kids? And had "so many" failed marriages? Were there more than two?

[Eldemarge]

WHO THESE FEMALEZZZ

[Floatingbison]

A Nigerian celebrity rapper.  Uh huh.  

[Frozendiva]

The dude has fans - get used to it. He will come home to you. Maybe.

[RealReality]

LOL, the pot calling the kettle thirsty. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am 100% certain that Usman is legit.

[firefly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do you usually bring a friend to watch you get a Brazilian? I hope the camera man is getting well compensated for that scene.

Thank you!!! I was wondering what was wrong with me because I wouldn’t want anyone else in the room while I was being waxed.

[kacesq]

I really hate when women are referred to as “females” ...it’s so dismissive.

Lisa is horrible. I can tell. I’m in no mood for Angela/Michael 2.0

[JennyMominFL]

None of these older women have heard of retin a

[Armchair Critic]

"let's tighten up your Facebook a little bit" WTF? hahahaaaa delusion is thy name.

[Gigglepuff]

And she's worried about his social media. Check, check. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Girl. If you don't want to be hurt again you should definitely not be looking for love in Nigeria. Come ON.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Im going to be 50 soon and I dont look like that. I think. Maybe I am delusional

You’re a total babe!

[Mu Shu]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yeah, I don’t trust those dogs. They can turn on you quickly.

They’re not bred to be people dogs. They’re bonded to livestock and kill predators including wolves. They’re fine if they’re used as working dogs by people who understand dogs aren’t humans. Not sure where dad bod falls into the mix. 

[RealReality]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

LMAO that is a generic love song, he only said her name in the beginning. How many other women is he sending that to? 😂

Exactly.  That song is a stroke of genius.  He probably recoded like 50 versions of that song for "baby girl Carol" and "baby girl Nancy"

ETA - his future cameo can be sending a version of that song to your loved one with their name inserted in place of Lisas

Edited February 24, 2020 by RealReality

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

I am curious too, but the answer will probably need to go in the couple's thread, where we can put spoilers.

I googled him and can't say here but no good, Russian bride needs to stay in Russia. He chose her for a reason.

[seasons]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

I wish I never had to see Knoxville man's nipple tattoos. Ow my eyes.

HOLD UP: He is raising three kids? And had "so many" failed marriages? Were there more than two?

And he just happened to be on social  media when an international dating site "popped up"? Mmkay.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Wow. We’re only 36 minutes into this shit show.  Just wow.

[kendi]

7 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I just wanna say...by the time I'm in my 50s, I hope to god no man expects me to be completely bald down there.  

Might just happen naturally lol 

[tvrox]

Late but here!! Excited for a new season of craziness.

[LennieBriscoe]

6 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

There aren’t enough dollars in the U. S. Mint to pay me to pull hairs off her old, smoky monkey!  No way... nuh uh!

"Old, smoky monkey!" A-hahahaha!!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Wow. We’re only 36 minutes into this shit show.  Just wow.

Already better than last season of the mothership imo

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Wow. We’re only 36 minutes into this shit show.  Just wow.

On the bright side at least this season is moving, it already is better than the season we just finished.

[greekmom]

I love how she checks his social media. Cause he can't possibly pick up a gal at say a club or one of his concerts and cheat that way.

No way right?

Gawd. these women need to find men in their own home state. Problem is that they want a 10 when they only should be getting a 6.

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I googled him and can't say here but no good, Russian bride needs to stay in Russia. He chose her for a reason.

Please, not even any intimations.

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

You’re a total babe!

Are you nigerian? Can we chat?

[magemaud]

31 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Ash is spouting bull shit like Tania 

Or Jesse. "Work on yourself, babe." 

23 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

 

Knoxville guy looks like every douche I've ever met.

 

He reminds me of Jonathan 

Edited February 24, 2020 by magemaud