Horrified September 20, 2018 Share September 20, 2018 From TLC's twitter account: During the ride to JFK, Darcey had to slam the brakes. Jesse hit his face against the sun visor because he was checking himself out in the mirror. #90DayFiance 18 Link to comment
PityFree September 20, 2018 Share September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Horrified said: From TLC's twitter account: During the ride to JFK, Darcey had to slam the brakes. Jesse hit his face against the sun visor because he was checking himself out in the mirror. #90DayFiance Dying!!!! ROFL!! Now why didn’t that footage make the show??? 14 Link to comment
goofygirl September 20, 2018 Share September 20, 2018 For the love of God, PULEEZ break the hell up already!! Give those girls a break! 2 Link to comment
Guest September 22, 2018 Share September 22, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 9:32 PM, PityFree said: Dying!!!! ROFL!! Now why didn’t that footage make the show??? You know Drama Queen Jesse would quit the show immediately if the editors left in footage for the sole purpose of mocking his vanity. Link to comment
guilfoyleatpp September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 On 9/13/2018 at 10:36 AM, AZChristian said: Knowing how these American participants jump from reality show to reality show, I'm wondering if Darcey will show up on MasterChef (with a crate of Rice-A-Roni and many pairs of Louboutins). We all know she at least knows how to cut the meat!!!! And - honestly - wouldn't it be awesome to see Gordon Ramsey have to deal with her? BUT SHE WORKED IN RESTAURANT!!!! I would also love a Gordon Ramsey takedown of Darcy. Yes. She would cry and fake eyelashes would fall into food. On 9/15/2018 at 4:33 PM, magemaud said: Did we see the girls in person last year or just on Skype or photos (which could have been taken at any time.) The THs could have been filmed anywhere, even in Amsterdam, but since he wore the same clothes, I think they were filmed here around the same time as the Tell All, and before he went back. BTW, I had to laugh at this IG photo shoot where he's pretending to be some kind of mechanic? The adoring comments are gag-worthy Confession: I only read the hashtags. What in the actual fuck is this guy doing wearing suspenders with a shirt with epaulettes? They don't go together. And if you're trying to look "#vintage" maybe you could put the suspenders through the epaulettes? 4 Link to comment
magemaud September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 and buckle both ends of the suspenders! He looks like he's just coming out of an outhouse. What the heck does he have in his mouth? And what's with the "derp" expression? 4 Link to comment
gingerella September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, magemaud said: and buckle both ends of the suspenders! He looks like he's just coming out of an outhouse. What the heck does he have in his mouth? And what's with the "derp" expression? Given that I highly doubt that uber metrosexual prig Jesse even knows how to change a basic tire, this makes me laugh because I think he’s going for a soft core thing, which, like the tire changing, is a joke. 3 Link to comment
Gobi September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 12 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said: BUT SHE WORKED IN RESTAURANT!!!! I would also love a Gordon Ramsey takedown of Darcy. Yes. She would cry and fake eyelashes would fall into food. Confession: I only read the hashtags. What in the actual fuck is this guy doing wearing suspenders with a shirt with epaulettes? They don't go together. And if you're trying to look "#vintage" maybe you could put the suspenders through the epaulettes? Don't forget the dog tags. 3 Link to comment
Popular Post Floatingbison September 23, 2018 Popular Post Share September 23, 2018 (edited) Whenever Mrs. Floatingbison cooks steaks we pay homage to Darcy and Jesse...., I scream "Cut it on the bias! Cut it on the bias" and she throws her shoes at me Edited September 23, 2018 by Floatingbison 3 39 Link to comment
gingerella September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 That last IG post above prompted me to look at this douchebag’s IG account. Man, the ladies really give him a tongue bath over there. Based on the posts to the drivel he posts there, it seems like the majority of his followers are a lot of desperate women who think if they post just the right amount of subservient ego bathing, then Jesse just might DM them to meet Amsterdam to kindle their twin flame love. Just, blech. 5 Link to comment
Meowwww September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Kareem said: It gets worse. Whose, not who’s, Jesse. 7 Link to comment
AZChristian September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 (edited) If I didn't know how ugly he is on the inside, I'd think his outside was really nice, at least based on this picture. Edited September 23, 2018 by AZChristian 3 Link to comment
Floatingbison September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 For about a week, my response to every mundane occurrence with Mrs. Floatingbison was "This is just madness!" 1 11 Link to comment
Cherrio September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 I know everyone has different taste in who they are attracted to, but inside, outside, and cut on the bias Jesse screams DOUCHEBAG CREEP 14 Link to comment
magemaud September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 (edited) #Meesticism? What the hell is THAT? And is he checking himself out? Do you think you can get a degree in Meesticism at Princeton? Edited September 23, 2018 by magemaud 2 Link to comment
AZChristian September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 Well, if he is checking himself out, he looks really sad. 8 Link to comment
magemaud September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 I like the quote "Step into my eyes, I dare you." Maybe he said this to Darcey and she thought he meant with her Louboutins 2 13 Link to comment
Cherrio September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, magemaud said: And is he checking himself out? I think he is singing the song "I Who Have Nothing....... 4 Link to comment
Cherrio September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 18 minutes ago, magemaud said: Meesticism? What the hell is THAT? It is a toxic mold that "roooo-ins everything" it comes in contact with. 8 Link to comment
iwasish September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Floatingbison said: Whenever Mrs. Floatingbison cooks steaks we pay homage to Darcy and Jesse...., I scream "Cut it on the bias! Cut it on the bias" and she throws her shoes at me Are they Loubitans? Doesn’t count unless they are!! 1 hour ago, magemaud said: #Meesticism? What the hell is THAT? And is he checking himself out? Do you think you can get a degree in Meesticism at Princeton? Oh god, CT was bad enough, now he’s hit my home state ? 11 Link to comment
magemaud September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, iwasish said: Oh god, CT was bad enough, now he’s hit my home state ? Mine, too! Exit 98! I wonder when he was on campus at Princeton and obviously went souvenir shopping at the bookstore. 2 Link to comment
iwasish September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, magemaud said: Mine, too! Exit 98! I wonder when he was on campus at Princeton and obviously went souvenir shopping at the bookstore. How many T-shirt’s did he try on to get the perfect fit.. Was this the trip when he dumped Darcy for good? Or at least for the night. 2 Link to comment
magemaud September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 Actually, I don't see that particular shirt design on their website, so it might be a custom fit one-of-a-kind shirt just for the photo shoot. 1 Link to comment
Floatingbison September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 I'm not used to seeing Jesse wearing clothes without strategic rips and tears in them. 1 3 Link to comment
guilfoyleatpp September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 That pic where he’s looking down doesn’t look too bad until you get to the pegged jeans. It reminds me of my 80s childhood. And Jesse’s look doesn’t go with the pegged jeans thing. 3 Link to comment
Floatingbison September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 Jesse should know that in the US, showing one's underwear went out of style around 2004. 3 Link to comment
Kareem September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 4 hours ago, magemaud said: ... Do you think you can get a degree in Meesticism at Princeton? Maybe he's going to be a weatherman. Meteorologist Meester. He looks like Baretta's bird in that picture. Jersey girl here, too. On at 127, off at 98. Or Loveladies, depending on the mood. 1 Link to comment
Mahamid Frauded Me September 23, 2018 Share September 23, 2018 3 hours ago, magemaud said: Actually, I don't see that particular shirt design on their website, so it might be a custom fit one-of-a-kind shirt just for the photo shoot. I live in a college town, so I always buy Mr Frauded the 3 for 10.00 Tshirts of the University at Walgreens, because you know I always cut my steak on the bias so it stays juicy & then Mr Frauded always dribbles some A1 down the front of one, then I get mad and tell him to work on himself otherwise I am gonna file for a nullment. 1 16 Link to comment
Brooklynista September 24, 2018 Share September 24, 2018 6 hours ago, magemaud said: Actually, I don't see that particular shirt design on their website, so it might be a custom fit one-of-a-kind shirt just for the photo shoot. Did you look in the children's section? 1 14 Link to comment
RedBagWithMakeup September 24, 2018 Share September 24, 2018 I just have to laugh when I see Jesse trying to be introspective Zen master in his IG posts, while every Sunday night I watch him rip Darcey a new one. He yammers on about love on instagram, while his temper goes from 0 to 100 every 2 minutes with Darcey. 14 Link to comment
DNR September 24, 2018 Share September 24, 2018 Geez he’s got a long neck ! His IG posts definitely DO NOT match “the madness” we see every Sunday nite. MrMeester is just a big ol’ keyboard warrior. 6 Link to comment
usernameG September 24, 2018 Share September 24, 2018 On 9/23/2018 at 11:29 AM, magemaud said: I feel like this post is more in line the smug asshole we see on TV. He chin the air just wants me to punch him in the face. 11 Link to comment
seacliffsal September 25, 2018 Share September 25, 2018 I just don't understand how anyone at his age thinks to themselves that they have all the answers and therefore have to inform others how to live their lives. Do they just wake up one morning and go "eureka, now I get it!" and then proceed to point out weaknesses and areas in need of improvement to others so that they, too, may be enlightened? 6 Link to comment
Rabbittron September 25, 2018 Share September 25, 2018 On 9/23/2018 at 4:38 PM, Kareem said: Maybe he's going to be a weatherman. Meteorologist Meester. He looks like Baretta's bird in that picture. Jersey girl here, too. On at 127, off at 98. Or Loveladies, depending on the mood. Thanks for making me miss Joisey. 1 3 Link to comment
LGGirl September 25, 2018 Share September 25, 2018 1 hour ago, seacliffsal said: I just don't understand how anyone at his age thinks to themselves that they have all the answers and therefore have to inform others how to live their lives. Do they just wake up one morning and go "eureka, now I get it!" and then proceed to point out weaknesses and areas in need of improvement to others so that they, too, may be enlightened? That’s why he is so special. AKA narcissistic. He’s probably been this way for most of his life. 5 Link to comment
athousandclowns September 25, 2018 Share September 25, 2018 On September 23, 2018 at 11:34 AM, AZChristian said: Well, if he is checking himself out, he looks really sad. That picture should be titled " Contemplating My Navel" 2 Link to comment
ALittleShelfish September 26, 2018 Share September 26, 2018 4 hours ago, seacliffsal said: I just don't understand how anyone at his age thinks to themselves that they have all the answers and therefore have to inform others how to live their lives. Do they just wake up one morning and go "eureka, now I get it!" and then proceed to point out weaknesses and areas in need of improvement to others so that they, too, may be enlightened? I have coworkers like this, I had an intern JUST like this. I always end up having the talk with them that "Ya know, everyone gets to that stage in their early/mid 20s where they're super convinced they know everything there is to know about anything and then one day... you wake up and realize you don't know shit. You'll get there one day." Every one of them has always said to in reply: "Yeah I already had that moment... it was a struggle, but I got thru it!" Narrator: "They in fact did NOT get thru it..." But PLEASE let TLC be there filming the day Jesse has that realization.... please please please, All Higher Beings available.... please make that happen... 8 Link to comment
HappyDancex2 September 26, 2018 Share September 26, 2018 It hilarious that Jesse thinks that picture is so contemplative with his diesel underwear and jeans and all I see is horrible posture with cellphone neck. 3 Link to comment
Kickboxer September 26, 2018 Share September 26, 2018 On 9/23/2018 at 12:17 PM, Kareem said: It gets worse. I love you. I had to read this out loud for the full effect! 3 Link to comment
Azanscrazyhair September 26, 2018 Share September 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Kickboxer said: I love you. I had to read this out loud for the full effect! Did he just drop out of Right Said Fred video? 1 4 Link to comment
Horrified September 26, 2018 Share September 26, 2018 "look into my eyes and you will know, just how deep I can be and just how far I will go" whispered Jesse to the woman he has chained up in his basement, moments before he slits her throat. 13 Link to comment
magemaud September 26, 2018 Share September 26, 2018 (edited) For some reason I can't copy OldButHappy's fabulous Princeton photo thought bubble above but I'd like to add: "while extending my swan-like neck and flexing my massive biceps..." Edited September 26, 2018 by magemaud 2 Link to comment
gingerella September 26, 2018 Share September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Horrified said: "look into my eyes and you will know, just how deep I can be and just how far I will go" whispered Jesse to the woman he has chained up in his basement, moments before he slits her throat. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handy... 9 Link to comment
RedBagWithMakeup September 27, 2018 Share September 27, 2018 11 hours ago, gingerella said: Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handy... Omg, SNL needs to do 90DF parodies. 5 Link to comment
AZChristian September 27, 2018 Share September 27, 2018 8 hours ago, RedBagWithMakeup said: Omg, SNL needs to do 90DF parodies. Whenever I'm watching Jesse and Darcey, I feel like I AM watching an SNL parody skit. The only thing that would be better would be Carol Burnett in 2-foot-high stilettos trying to drag a steamer trunk and 30 "designer" tote bags through the New York subway system wearing waist-length extensions, ripped jeans, three layers of fake eyelashes and big puffy lips. 11 Link to comment
RedBagWithMakeup September 27, 2018 Share September 27, 2018 3 hours ago, AZChristian said: Whenever I'm watching Jesse and Darcey, I feel like I AM watching an SNL parody skit. The only thing that would be better would be Carol Burnett in 2-foot-high stilettos trying to drag a steamer trunk and 30 "designer" tote bags through the New York subway system wearing waist-length extensions, ripped jeans, three layers of fake eyelashes and big puffy lips. Haha yes. Darcey really is a caricature. 3 Link to comment
LGGirl September 27, 2018 Share September 27, 2018 5 hours ago, AZChristian said: Whenever I'm watching Jesse and Darcey, I feel like I AM watching an SNL parody skit. The only thing that would be better would be Carol Burnett in 2-foot-high stilettos trying to drag a steamer trunk and 30 "designer" tote bags through the New York subway system wearing waist-length extensions, ripped jeans, three layers of fake eyelashes and big puffy lips. And Harvey Korman (RIP) as Jessie, Vickie as Darcey’s sister. That would be hilarious. 3 Link to comment
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