Kickboxer

Replying before reading: What on Earth do these judges consider a 'wild night out'? Looks like, going to a gallery opening: Michelle's dress, or having a lovely fondue dinner: Dimitri's dress. I don't even remember the other one in the Top Three. So confused. That alligator dress was perfect for the challenge and Christina is just safe? I should be used to the whacked out judging after all this time but obviously it still bugs. I'm sure production let the judges in on the controversy over Michelle's look and that is what got she and Dimitri to the top this week. Grrrr.

Just watched this and ran back here to read everyone's thoughts! I am SO disappointed that we didn't get to see Chandler being fired at the crew mess right after the charter in front of everyone. The previews have me fearing that it is Rhylee who is sent to leave in an hour, after she gets wasted on crew night out, maybe Kate makes some little bitchy remark and Rhylee smacked Kate on the back of the head, prompting it. I'd rather see Caroline leave, as oddly interesting as watching her meltdown is, it can't be good for her as a human.

Thanks to you, I now know that swans have penises. I hope Fernanda does snap, as her boy Jonathan is the douchiest douche I've ever seen. Seriously, he loves her because there is nothing about her body he doesn't like, except maybe the boobs he paid for. Just reflecting back on his talking heads makes me start to boil.

He does need to go to the gym!!! Those boobs

Whoa! Well that explains all the makeup.

His name is... George! That's it, George...Glass

That was something wasn't it? I can't believe I was on Angela's side in the beginning and she just got worse and worse until just basically becoming a steaming pile of poop. Jesse and Darcy went as expected. Rachel is aging drastically before our eyes, long distance love must be pretty damn stressful. Tarik was nicely normal compared to everyone else, even though his relationship with Hazel brings all kinds of dysfunction too. Ahh well, bring on the new weirdos show!

Don't feel bad, I was thinking the same thing re: CU next tuesday. Jon and Rachel are compelled to be together because other actual Hobbits are too hard to find in the wild.

I love you. I had to read this out loud for the full effect!

She still does- I googled Tanya out of curiousity.

I didn't see any comments that one of Daddy's Girls was wearing a thong in a shot- of course that is an appropriate bathing suit for a yacht trip with your Father, his new girlfriend, your sister and her husband.....weird weird weird. The girlfriend cracked me up with her comment about the tramp stamp while the Girls were wistfully talking about the possibility of getting tatts to honor their late mother (what are they- bikers?), she seemed like the most fun one of the bunch. One of the Daddy's Girls' husband looked like he was falling asleep all the time. As far as the cast, Brooke's triangle was annoying and nothing new to see. I watched Conrad break up with Hannah 3 times :-D Adam was pretty funny, and Colin is super cute. Almost forgot Kasey's sluttastic dress at the bar!

I so agree about Jamie, and suspect that the reason she is either buzzing with energy or fast asleep is the Adam-imposed diet of cereal or Pringles she is forced to be on. Sugar high, sugar crash. Feed her Adam!! Also, regarding Hannah and her black book; how does a 30 year old even know what a black book is, let alone have one? I'm 50 and haven't used one for 25 years (it was fun while it lasted). People have cell phones now. I even googled to see if it was the name for a popular app for storing secret phone numbers, one for Droid came up but not popular at all, and Hannah is a latest Iphone girl all the way.

Colin and his parents were adorable! He will have the ladies lining up for him now, smart ones anyway. I enjoyed watching Conrad basically dump Hannah for her nasty behavior. She is a Mean Girl to the bone and Conrad seems like a cool guy. The primary wandering around in his Speedo was alarming- but that reminds me that the one moment I liked Hannah was when she said that if she hears one more positive affirmation she will shoot herself in the head. LOL Imagine having to be around that primary for hours on end. I don't know how his friends do it. Money and alcohol I guess.

Even stupider- he didn't know how to read the results on the stick! She messed with his head (or started out with the truth) by saying yes she was pregnant, and then reversed the story on him. Very hilarious part of the show imo.

Yes, Mr. Kickboxer and I were saying the same thing about Angela. She would be a fun pool-hall, dive bar buddy. Michael was pretty funny with his comments, remember she called him a 'chunky baby' first LOL. I liked this episode, at least a lot of things happened. Was surprised to see Ricky's catfish Melissa show up, she is a perfect example of the difference between those snapchat-filtered pictures and reality. Not saying she is unattractive, but those altered pics don't do anyone favors, if meeting in person is an expected result. Of course, I don't think she expected him to show up in love either. Darcy's face is just fascinating, I spend all of her scenes trying to figure out the myriad ways she has altered herself. So weird the way Jesse blathers on about wanting a 'natural' woman but I guess that is his way of being passive-aggresive towards her.. Jon and Lucy's mom are a cute couple, size compatible but I was waiting with bated breath to see if she would EVER take a damn shower. Finally in the bedroom scene she looked cleaner. Maybe the worried Mother Jon didn't offer her a shower right away. So many worried parents in this epi too! I loved the facial expressions of Family Karine while Paul was attempting to explain his criminal past, until they decided he would still be acceptable. Wish they all would have sent him and his 10,000 foot lockers packing.