S09.E16: Three Tequila…Floor!

[NeverLate]

Ramona and Sonja, absolutely ridiculous!

Bethenny, is she the room Nazi? She screeches and screeches my ears bleed,, Lu at least is a happy drunk,but she could of really hurt herself. 

Wow that was an hour I won't ever get back, and the rooms the rooms the room. Bethenny STFU!!! Muting her didn't work, every time I took it off mute,  Rooms! She's as bad as they are...omg!

Why doesn't she just eat, instead of sitting there , seething, she works herself into a lather. Smh at all of their behaviours, Tequila, well let's just say its not good with me,it sneaks up on you..but this lot, and FFS Tinsley stop with the girly tears/tantrums. WTH was Carole wearing btw? She was snapped as well! 

[archer1267]

God...I can't believe there was a time when Sonja was my favorite. Remember when she first appeared on the third season? What happened to that incarnation of Sonja? And there was a time when she and Ramona were funny together, like working out what white trash meant, or sneaking away to try on their custom gowns in Morocco. 

I remember Aviva referring to Ramona as a "cheesy, CHEESY woman." I thought that was kind of an odd adjective to use but it perfectly suits her now. She's always micromanaged "the help" - and I'll never forget how she arrived at Heather's laid-back Berkshires digs and asked if Heather had a handyman/butler around to help with their luggage. (Heather said no and carried the luggage in herself...I miss her!)

[enchantingmonkey]

1 hour ago, Cherrio said:

Andy just reported on WWHL that Page 6 reported that Luann's marriage is hanging by a thread and she slapped him at a restaurant.

I believe it, cause she failed at trying to change the subject and then making up stories.

I know, right?  And when she said she didn't smack him but only stroked his face lovingly, I don't think my eyes could have rolled back any further.  

[bagger]

2 hours ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

 

This reminds me of twop way back in season one after Jill's ladies dinner party that Simon showed up to. There was a debate about whether Ramona was on the autism spectrum or on cocaine.

Ramona is just an asshole. Thank you B for pin pointing her issue.

[ShawnaLanne]

16 minutes ago, F. M. said:

Ramona and Sonja, absolutely ridiculous!

Bethenny, is she the room Nazi? She screeches and screeches my ears bleed,, Lu at least is a happy drunk,but she could of really hurt herself. 

Wow that was an hour I won't ever get back, and the rooms the rooms the room. Bethenny STFU!!! Muting her didn't work, every time I took it off mute,  Rooms! She's as bad as they are...omg!

Why doesn't she just eat, instead of sitting there , seething, she works herself into a lather. Smh at all of their behaviours, Tequila, well let's just say its not good with me,it sneaks up on you..but this lot, and FFS Tinsley stop with the girly tears/tantrums. WTH was Carole wearing btw? She was snapped as well! 

No one wanted Ramona there. She came because she forced it. Every other woman in that house is tired of Ramona's unhinged twat behavior with the room selection. She isn't better than any other woman in the room and her cuntish entitlement is almost as nasty as her scabby face and broke down feet.

Sonja is so clearly jealous of Tinsley it's funny until you realize she sold a story to Page Six about a house guest,  who is making her tired ass relevant this season. Those two hags should be tossed.  They aren't fun to watch, they are cruel.

Edited July 20, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[NeverLate]

Missed you Dorinda, Carole, miss fun and stuff doesn't like the balloon game.:ohno

[bagger]

2 hours ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

I liked Sonja:  Haha , no one would do that

I'm sure Sonja would so she needs to shut the f up

[heavysnaxx]

2 hours ago, oakville said:

Avery must be so embarrassed about her mom's behavior.

OMG, I just want to invite Avery over for a hot meal and sanity. Seriously, any random RHONYC clip will push her to the front of the line for respite care. Should she need it in the years and minutes to come.

Seriously, the Red Cross has a separate Rapid Ramona Response Team. 

[RedheadZombie]

Lu hitting that pavement, arms thrown up in touchdown position, "that's bad, that's bad".  It was amazing. Why can't she always be this way?

[bagger]

I love that Dorinda must have her nap or she just can't sober up  function.

ramona's speach to Sonja was all about "cementing" sonja's allegiance to her. I about threw up until Sonja's talking head when all Sonja was thinking while Ramona babbled was that she was talking to a pizza.

Sonja is truly delusional, Tinsley is so far up B's ass? They have had minimal contact but what is bugging the shit out of Sonja is that Tinsley is clicking with Carol and that will get B's acceptance eventually. Oh Sonja that green eyed monster is rearing its ugly head.

I loved Bethenny's whole look at dinner, so clean and classic and she looked effortlessly put together. 

I would also like to acknowledge that carol had more than a few laugh worthy moments:  the wooden pirate leg wink wink about how Lu can normally hold her liquor had me rolling and then at the end when she tells tinsley to kiss and make up and behind Sonja's back was sticking her tongue out also gave me quite the chuckle. 

Luann was the MVP though being helped out of the bush saying, "this is my tipsy girl"

enjoyed the episode immensely if for no other reason than those two idiot Ramona and sonja did not get their way.

Edited July 20, 2017 by bagger

[athousandclowns]

Jeffrey Dalmer  ripped her face off and he has a suit of it hanging someplace. Too damn funny. You have to hand it to Bethany so quick and funny. Romona, She could fuck up a wet dream. 

Blaming  Luann's fall on no light. The place was lit up like a Christmas tree. 

I am off OC because of Vicki and I can see leaving this mess because of sad sad Romona  

[walnutqueen]

I would dearly love to throat punch Ramona.

[film noire]

1 hour ago, ScoobieDoobs said:

  I was sad watching Lu fall.  

Why? (Genuinely asking, not snarking.)  

Because I thought it was her single greatest moment as a housewife; she dove into that rosebush and kept smiling like a Pearl Drops toothpaste commercial, relaxing into an actual bed of roses, one leg up like my dog when she's too tired to stretch more than one limb (or a dying cockroach) and then did it all over again, with even less concern, on hard-as rock pavement. Just entertaining as hell, because she pulled it off so naturally -- and if I ever get drunk enough to fall, I want to look like Luann when I do it; totally fucking unconcerned, and in the perfect outfit for a fall on a lovely Mexican evening (no random crotch sightings or awkward thigh shots). And yet still truly madly deeply drunk, completely shitfaced, sloshed, plastered -- and literally feeling no pain -- she might be some kind of royalty after all. (Drunk Mad King Ludwig royalty,  but still -- she deserves some kind of crown for pulling that off.)

41 minutes ago, RedheadZombie said:

Lu hitting that pavement, arms thrown up in touchdown position, "that's bad, that's bad".  It was amazing. Why can't she always be this way?

It *was* amazing --  she thinks she's Princess Grace of Monaco when she's really Auntie Mame (with a better figure and worse jewelry) -- wish she knew that about herself.

Edited July 20, 2017 by film noire

[diadochokinesis]

If I was ever on RHONY, I would have to flat out refuse to ever vacation with Ramona and Sonja. I have 2 of my own children. I'm not going to vacation with those 2. I loved B bringing out the numbers in a bowl to pick rooms. If you act like children then you will be treated like children. I was worried at first though that they would wind up with a high number so I was ecstatic when they got the last 2 numbers. Then when they started in on Tins, Dorinda, and Carole about the room situation, I was just hoping that the three ladies would hold up. They view those 3 as weaker and target them. I wouldn't have waited as long as Dorinda nor would I have given a warning. I would have picked up their bags and chucked them over the balcony. 

Carole's dress at dinner is very on trend. It isn't something I would wear but it is actually considered a fashionable thing. I keep hoping the sheer trend will die out soon but nope.

[RedheadZombie]

Look at Lu's arm after her bush fall. It looks red and scratched up pretty good.  

[ScoobieDoobs]

15 minutes ago, film noire said:

Why? (Genuinely asking, not snarking.)  

Because I thought it was her single greatest moment as a housewife; she dove into that rosebush and kept smiling like a Pearl Drops toothpaste commercial, relaxing into an actual bed of roses, one leg up like my dog when she's too tired to stretch more than one limb (or a dying cockroach) and then did it all over again, with even less concern, on hard-as rock pavement. Just entertaining as hell, because she pulled it off so naturally -- and if I ever get drunk enough to fall, I want to look like Luann when I do it; totally fucking unconcerned, and in the perfect outfit for a fall on a lovely Mexican evening (no random crotch sightings or awkward thigh shots). And yet still truly madly deeply drunk, completely shitfaced, sloshed, plastered -- and literally feeling no pain -- she might be some kind of royalty after all. (Drunk Mad King Ludwig royalty,  but still -- she deserves some kind of crown for pulling that off.)

It *was* amazing --  she thinks she's Princess Grace of Monaco when she's really Auntie Mame (with a better figure and worse jewelry) -- wish she knew that about herself.

Guess different strokes.  Just made me sad looking at an older lady falling down drunk & sloshing her words.  She may have been laughing.  I still thought it was sad.  Auntie Mame?  Lu?  God no.  Auntie Mame was fun & totally self-aware & full of wit & sharp sarcasm.  That's not Lu at all & never will be.  OK, she does make some occasionally witty & sarcastic comments & true, she isn't quite the ridiculously pretentious, haughty, judgmental, snooty-to-the-max phony-baloney she was in earlier seasons, but that's still in her.  Oh, that's still in her.  Anyhoo, falling down drunks are not hilarious to me, whatever their age & even if they are phony-baloney pretentious assholes like Lu.

Now OTOH, slutty Lu?  That, I can get into.  C'mon Lu, start looking for Mexican pirates.

[ScoobieDoobs]

3 hours ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

I'll link the classic lingerie-esque looks that Dolce & Gabanna did between 1996-1998 so you see what Carole's look at dinner reminded me of.  I was kind of touched by it to be honest

  

 

I kinda hate these looks, but they remind of the totally gorgeous white slip dress Carolyn Bessette wore when she married John-John.  

And there was something about her in Vanity Fair yesterday-

http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/07/carolyn-bessette-kennedy-style

I bet Carole wishes she had a fraction of her effortless style.

[Teddybear]

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Views looked great!  Glad I just bought me a new 65 inch TV.  Weeee

But you probably regretted it when looking at pizza face. 

And speaking of Ramona, if you want to make "friends" with the staff, it might be nice to know their names.  It was Si Si, not No No you idiot!!! 

[Yolo]

All I need is 2 mins w/Ramona and Sonja,  Bethanny would look like a saint!!! TINSLEY GROW A FUCKING PAIR ALREADY, SONJA ISN'T YOUR REAL FRIEND!!!!!! LEAVE HER DAM HOUSE FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!!

Edited July 24, 2017 by Yolo

[Lemons]

2 hours ago, njbchlover said:

Did anyone else catch Tinsley and Carole's commercial for Coupon Cabin?  I guess that was a favor to Scott for appearing on the show?  

I thought it was shady af when Carole mentioned going to Taco Bell and right after there was a commercial for Taco Bell.  I hate when shows do that. 

[jenny2682]

4 hours ago, Mozelle said:

Ramona makes friends with the staff like fleas make friends with dogs. 

Truer words never spoken. I have been watching for 20 minutes and why does Bravo think we want squabbling over rooms ad nauseam?I have a fucking headache over two post menopausal women fighting and scheming for a room that they will be staying in for 5 days in paradise. Spoiled, self involved, self indulgent and repugnant. Ramona with her shit stirring ways trying to pit Sonya against Tinsley "She has been staying with you...she isn't a nice girl". And Sonja don't try to act like you are a fucking martyr like you are such a good person letting a poor little lamb stay with you--you did it because you are so needy you can't be alone and your daughter left. Tinsley was supposed to be a fill in and ended up being...not your toy and a person with their own life/ideas. 

 

And yes I am in my 40s and stayed with a friend and her husband who are in their 5os after they talked me into it that is would be win/win. They did the same thing and thought I was their kid to boss around. And I paid rent. Don't say you are helping someone when you are doing it to brag. I wanted both of those bitches to fall and break a hip. This was seriously all I could think of..

[Audpaud]

Table of one here? This trip would be a snooze fest without Ramona and SonJa! What would we be watching? Drunk Dorinda passed out. Lu falling. Carole and Tinsley worshipping "B"? Bethenny promoting Skinny girl? 

I'm just not a fan of the pile on. 

[Yolo]

On 7/20/2017 at 2:51 AM, Audpaud said:

Table of one here? This trip would be a snooze fest without Ramona and SonJa! What would we be watching? Drunk Dorinda passed out. Lu falling. Carole and Tinsley worshipping "B"? Bethenny promoting Skinny girl? 

I'm just not a fan of the pile on. 

They really need to get rid of the franchise(Atl, OC,BH) we get women that have a hard time taking responsibility for their own actions, drunk bitches and the clueless. WHERE ARE THE ACTUAL HOUSEWIVES??

Edited July 21, 2017 by Yolo

[Yolo]

The ppl aren't happy w/ Ramona's entitled ass on Instagram.?

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[Yolo]

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[bosawks]

Lu looked better with the bushes than she ever did with Tom.

Although they probably are better conversationalists...

[Ellee]

'What is No. 1?'

 

:D

[snarts]

Luann's little dance to the kitchen staff right before falling into the bushes was EVERYTHING.

[Broken Ox]

7 hours ago, bagger said:

The way she speaks to the staff is so disrespectful and I'm at a loss for what to call it and throwing around the "I'm a great tipper" is insulting. 

I don't care if she is or not.  Tipping well is no excuse for the way she was speaking to them. "I pay them enough that I can treat them like shit"?  Yeah, no   

 

7 hours ago, ScoobieDoobs said:

Views looked great!  Glad I just bought me a new 65 inch TV  

Trade-off being that you had to look at Ramona's cheeseless pizza face.  

Edited July 20, 2017 by Broken Ox

[Keywestclubkid]

Ramona being a 60yo woman screaming and hissyfitting like a 13yo over a room that she wasn't going to be in for more then 2 days is just sad.... she really has some deep issues going on and the entitlement she feels is beyond ridiculous... I'm waiting for her to break like Kelly did on scary Island

Edited July 20, 2017 by Keywestclubkid

[ghoulina]

Tinsley's date lasted FIVE days? They just met each other and ran off to another state together? I mean, more power to them, but isn't the kind of shit you do when you're 25? 

Of course Sonja gets the first dick pick of her life and it's the wrong number. I loved the girls' banter in the car about it and other things. 

Upon arrival at the house - "Ramona, all your noodles are here". Because....priorities. 

 

I'm with Dorinda - I'd be happy just to sleep on the lawn in such a magnificent place. That's what kills me about Mesdames Morgan and Singer. It's not like you're staying at the airport Holiday Inn. I't s a gorgeous freaking ESTATE and not a single room in that place is "bad". But they just have to put a damper on the very start of the trip with their damned diva demanding ways. And their list of demands grows every year! First it was just that they liked to bunk together and have a bath in the room. Then they needed double sinks to get ready. Now Sonja can't stay upstairs because she's at risk of breaking her hip and Ramona needs to be near the kitchen so she can make Sonja tea at night? What the what what??? I just hated the way they basically camped out in Dorinda's room and wouldn't leave. Get over yourself! 

Then I hate watching Ramona with the staff. Forcing them to unpack ALL your shit is not "making friends" with them. I DO hope she tipped them as generously as she said. Because, while they are there to serve you, her demands get way out of control. 

 

As for the Page Six thing, I think it was Sonja. 100%. She DOES love to talk to the press and her ass has been chapped about Tinsley ever since the broad set foot in Grey Gardens. Sonja had this idea of the "young socialite" being taken under her wing. She would stay in Sonja's daughter's room and only venture out when Sonja deemed her worthy of a certain event. Otherwise she was to stay locked away and serve Sonja coffee when she came home from HER nights out. The fact that Tinsley is having a good time on her own, sometimes at events Sonja doesn't even get invited to, is really ruffling those already crazy feathers. 

But the whole topic did give Ramona a chance to issue another one of her gloriously fucked up phrases - "I avoid the press like a leak". HUH? 

But I just can't with Tinsley. She has every right to be pissed, but her REACTION just ruins it. She stomps around and sobs like a 6-year-old who was denied a new dolly. Get a grip, woman. 

 

Drunk LuAnn was so fun. "Wooden PIRATE leg" - Carole, you finally nailed a joke! But seeing The Countess roll around the bushes was the highlight of the night, for real. She fell not once, but TWICE. Put that girl to bed! (Say what you will about Bethenny, but I noticed she was the only one to ask if Lu was okay when it was relayed that the woman fell.)

And where was Dorinda during all this? Terrified to leave her room in case Mesdames Singer and Morgan take it over behind her back. No joke. 

[ghoulina]

7 hours ago, bagger said:

enjoyed the episode immensely if for no other reason than those two idiot Ramona and sonja did not get their way.

I was legit PRAYING that no one would give into them and switch rooms. Tinsley and Dorinda had me worried for a minute there. I was yelling at the TV, "Noooo, let them suffer!"

 

7 hours ago, diadochokinesis said:

If I was ever on RHONY, I would have to flat out refuse to ever vacation with Ramona and Sonja. I have 2 of my own children. I'm not going to vacation with those 2. I loved B bringing out the numbers in a bowl to pick rooms. If you act like children then you will be treated like children.

That's what I was thinking - that was such a MOM moment right then. I can't tell you the number of times I've said, "pick a number between 1 and 50" to solve a fight. Fair is fair, and karma really was there that day, when those two idiots got the last numbers. 

[ButterQueen]

7 hours ago, RedheadZombie said:

Lu hitting that pavement, arms thrown up in touchdown position, "that's bad, that's bad".  It was amazing. Why can't she always be this way?

The scene of her giggling in the rose bush cracked me up.  I watched it about 5 times.

I wish everyone associated with this franchise would leave her marriage alone.

Lu needs a huge raise after this.  She brought the class and the hilarious to Mexico.  

[Baltimore Betty]

I love the hypocrisy with Sonja and Ramona about being a gracious guest.  The two of those harpies running from room to room and claiming rooms that others were in and arguing about it all the while I am thinking geeze Ramona, you were not really invited on this trip, shut the eff up!  Just once I want them put in the basement of what ever house they are in or in an attic like the mad wife in Jane Eyre.

Ramona should travel with a stylist or an assistant instead of abusing the staff where ever she goes, oh wait that will cost her.  It's really an ugly, pathetic look the way she is unable to unpack her suitcase or take care of her own stuff.  Not that I will justify it but I sort of see why Mario went after other women, she is draining. 

Bethenny should be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize or Humanitarian Award if she does not kill Ramona by the end of the trip, she has every right to call Ramona out on her shit for the entire trip since she horned her way in. 

The Page 6 story had to be planted by producers and timed just right.

Was it odd that all the women brought evening bags to the dinner table?

[Sai]

The New York Housewives are pure gold! Each and every one of them.  I'm just watching it now and I am cracking up over here!  They can never ever change this cast.

[ghoulina]

9 hours ago, Sheenieb said:

What was up with Ramona and Sonja's 80s Malibu Barbie getups? They looked almost as ridiculous as Carole did. I legit thought Carole was wearing a smock so she wouldn't mess up her clothes with her makeup. When she showed up to dinner, I was like, oh ... that's deadass her outfit.

But can we talk about what TINSLEY wore???? They were 80s Malibu Barbie and she was 80s Southern Prom Barbie. Sooooo many bad fashion choices that night. And LU was the drunk one????

 

9 hours ago, UsernameFatigue said:

Carole was hilarious in her THs. The first time I saw the balloon game on Ladies of London, I had the same reaction as Carole. WTF?? I could not believe that supposedly classy ladies thought this was fun. Still shaking my head. 

 

It reminded me of this stupid potato game my MIL made us play at my baby shower. I love Dorinda, but no thanks. 

 

9 hours ago, UsernameFatigue said:

Loved Bethenny not letting Sonja and Ramona get away with the room shit again. Good on you. I also loved that Beth pointed out to Ramona how lucky they are to be there in the first place, and that the people working there would love to have that life. (Sorry, I am paraphrasing). And loved Dorinda saying that she was so happy to be there she would sleep on the lawn. 

Those shrews seriously have no idea how fortunate they are. Many people watching have never even traveled out of the country. I was only blessed enough to finally do so earlier this year (I'm 37). My mother and I went to Ireland. It was my dream and my husband finally made it happen. We were on a budget trip and stayed in little B&Bs along the way. They were all lovely and I was so grateful to just BE there that I didn't even mind sharing a bed with my mother for 3 nights out of our 6. Could they just have stopped and looked around for 5 minutes? That place was GORGEOUS. They're on an amazing trip, one that some people only dream of, and all they care about is which amazing room is the "worst" of the bunch? I mean, really.....

 

9 hours ago, Michichick said:

Yes, Lu was on the show and Andy asked her about it. She admitted they had a fight in public, but denied slapping him. And then did a bunch of bullshit spin about how they might go to bed mad sometimes but they always make up.

I read that too fast and thought it said, "but they always WAKE up". And I'm thinking - that's how low the bar is set in this relationship? If one doesn't kill the other in their sleep it's a good night? 

 

9 hours ago, ScoobieDoobs said:

Best line for me was when Sonja casually looked at Carole & casually spat at her, "You don't eat -- we eat!"  It's what I've always thought about Carole.  She literally doesn't eat.  That's why we get these hints that she knows nothing about food or restaurants or even how to behave in restaurants.  Now I realize why I just don't take to her.  I love food & I like to eat.  Meh, fuck off, Carole.

Except I think it's BS. We've seen Carole eat numerous times. Hell, she's known for talking with her mouth full of food. I think that's just some crap that people say to skinny people, and it pisses me off. It was just another excuse for why those shrews needed a "better" room. They wanted to be near the kitchen, so have access to food. So dumb. 

Edited July 20, 2017 by ghoulina

[Ki-in]

WTF was Carole wearing? It looked like gym clothes under a mosquito net.

[ButterQueen]

I gotta say, B looked awesome at dinner after being so sick.  The simple white, simple hair and understated necklace was beautiful.  Less can be more!!

I just loved Carole's outfit.  What a beautiful lace jumper to wear at a beach dinner.  I would wear that at a dinner on vacation.  She has the figure for it too.  

Lu, as always, looked beautiful.

Tinsley's dress looked horrible and made her look very wide.  She needs to tone down the black eyeliner.  She could use makeup tips from B.

Ramona & Sonja looked like they shop at whores 'r us.  That was a lot of energy they expended to look that ugly.

[Mindthinkr]

It was not only bad that Ramona was having staff unpack her suitcase...it was also she was asking a MAN to unpack it (putting away her underwear? Oh just NO). I hope that place has enough staff to rotate so that no one gets more than one shift with Ramona. Tip or no tip (and I suspect she paid him a pittance just so she could justify her behavior on camera). 

One minute she's saying that she needs a room by the kitchen so she can make tea, and the next minute she's telling that poor man she wants it served in bed at 9am. Entitled much? 

[Mozelle]

1 hour ago, Broken Ox said:

I don't care if she is or not.  Tipping well is no excuse for the way she was speaking to them. "I pay them enough that I can treat them like shit"?  Yeah, no   

 

Trade-off being that you had to look at Ramona's cheeseless pizza face.  

First off, I love your screen name! I will forever and always remember Colin and his freak out that season. Woooo, boy! Secondly, Ramona is exactly the type to think that her money affords her the right to speak to staff any old way she pleases. She's a trash human being. 

7 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

But can we talk about what TINSLEY wore???? They were 80s Malibu Barbie and she was 80s Southern Prom Barbie. Sooooo many bad fashion choices that night. And LU was the drunk one????

 

It reminded me of this stupid potato game my MIL made us play at my baby shower. I love Dorinda, but no thanks. 

 

Those shrews seriously have no idea how fortunate they are. Many people watching have never even traveled out of the country. I was only blessed enough to finally do so earlier this year (I'm 37). My mother and I went to Ireland. It was my dream and my husband finally made it happen. We were on a budget trip and stayed in little B&Bs along the way. They were all lovely and I was so grateful to just BE there that I didn't even mind sharing a bed with my mother for 3 nights out of our 6. Could they just have stopped and looked around for 5 minutes? That place was GORGEOUS. They're on an amazing trip, one that some people only dream of, and all they care about is which amazing room is the "worst" of the bunch? I mean, really.....

 

I read that too fast and thought it said, "but they always WAKE up". And I'm thinking - that's how low the bar is set in this relationship? If one doesn't kill the other in their sleep it's a good night? 

 

Except I think it's BS. We've seen Carole eat numerous times. Hell, she's known for talking with her mouth full of food. I think that's just some crap that people say to skinny people, and it pisses me off. It was just another excuse for why those shrews needed a "better" room. They wanted to be near the kitchen, so have access to food. So dumb. 

This is the hilarious part to me. The same folks who complain about Carole's open-mouth chewing are like, She doesn't eat at all! Carole's been pretty upfront about how much junk food she consumes. Hell, the women were mad when all she had to offer them at her place was pizza and M&Ms. Carole eats. She just doesn't care much for the fancy and/or healthy stuff. 

[Mindthinkr]

3 minutes ago, ButterQueen said:

Ramona & Sonja looked like they shop at whores 'r us

Bwahaha 

[ButterQueen]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

It was not only bad that Ramona was having staff unpack her suitcase...it was also she was asking a MAN to unpack it (putting away her underwear? Oh just NO). I hope that place has enough staff to rotate so that no one gets more than one shift with Ramona. Tip or no tip (and I suspect she paid him a pittance just so she could justify her behavior on camera). 

One minute she's saying that she needs a room by the kitchen so she can make tea, and the next minute she's telling that poor man she wants it served in bed at 9am. Entitled much? 

She is the most vile HW.  She treats people like shit.  

I believe a woman staff member came in and did the unpacking.  However, she did hand that poor gentlemen her big ole bra.

I hope Bravo tips well.

[KungFuBunny]

10 hours ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Lu just said on WWHL that Ramona tips shit. This seems to fit her personality.

To be fair, I don't know if I would take etiquette lessons from Luann as she is the one who always walks out before the bill gets to the table.

[FlyingEgret]

My love for Lu is officially restored -- not only is she a laughing drunk, but she was the first (and only) one to go swimming that first day -- priorities people!

[esco1822]

This hour of television has been brought to you by the sweet baby Jesus. 

[zoeysmom]

I think Carole outdid herself last night with her "Stockholm Syndrome" and referring to Sonja as Tinsley's "captor".  Well done Carole.   Bethenny was right Sonja is not doing herself any favors by aligning with Ramona.  However, I do think Sonja feels just as entitled as Ramona.

Maybe I was getting a little dizzy from all the room rushing but weren't there only upstairs rooms in the main house?  It was a beautiful property and I don't quite understand why Ramona and Sonja feel the need to share a room.

Tinsley was correct to give her #1 slot to Bethenny.  Further proof she is a good houseguest. 

[HunterHunted]

7 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

To be fair, I don't know if I would take etiquette lessons from Luann as she is the one who always walks out before the bill gets to the table.

That's exactly what I was thinking. How the hell would Lu know? She's never been present for the bill.

[bosawks]

I want them to do rock/paper/scissors for all upcoming events:  where to sit at restaurants, where to sit in cabs, rooms, who gets to order first, each and every damn thing!

But only if Moaner and Sonja with a J consistently lose....

[Ki-in]

We've all seen Carole eat, unfortunately with her mouth open. But she eats. 

Only Luann could still look fabulous falling down drunk in the bushes. I was glad it wasn't roses or something with thorns. And she seems like a happy drunk which is always a plus (as opposed to mean drunks or the ones that cry)

I missed the Tinsley/Carole commercial  :(

Words escape me for the Ramona/Sonja room scramble (they are just awful!)  but that was fun to watch. 

I thought Dorinda could handle her own shit as far as Ramona in her room but maybe Dorinda knew it might get real ugly without an intermediary (Bethenny).  As a person who loves a good nap I can relate to Dorinda

[Primetimer]

This angry, drunken blob of a trip is shaping up to be among The Real Housewives' best.

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