Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[DangerousMinds]

I'm sure his issues go far beyond his married sex life.

[bythelake]

I wish he would move along and quote from another Bible book. He's been stuck on Proverbs forever. and seems fixated on prostitutes . If it is about Josh, it seems that prostitution is more important  to him than child molestation. There must be something in the Bible about that?

[sometimesy]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/derick4Him/status/924604490589884417?p=v

Haha. He had to buy the cow and is now surrounded by students getting their milk for free. "Prostitutes"! Lol. 

[Marigold]

Derick is really stuck on sexual stuff. 

He needs new material.  I'm bored with it. 

[GeeGolly]

Didn't he post that same post a while back?

[Sew Sumi]

Well, they do Proverb of the day, so it's likely that it's a retread. 

[sometimesy]

1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

Didn't he post that same post a while back?

All these people having fun and sex and fun sex are WRONG. He and his pet barnacle are right. Just look at the #hashtags. #Hashtags don't lie. Look how happy they are dammit! He is working with young people who still have their future and freedom, and it must drive him fucking crazy. 

[QuinnInND]

8 hours ago, bigskygirl said:

 

Btw, it will be snowing this week where I live. I am asking everyone to DONATE!!! so I can buy bread to turn into bread crumbs, and outdoor lighting so when I need to head to the prayer closet in the cold, wet snow in the dark or during the darker cloudy snowy day, I will not get lost. I will now pray for your evil devil heathen souls.

I take it from you username that you're in Montana. I'm in North Dakota. It's supposed to snow here too. Can I get donations too?  Dreck is such a moron. 

[Rabbittron]

http://radaronline.com/videos/jill-duggars-husband-has-come-under-fire-for-the-familys-controversial-views/

 

Another Bullshit article.

[sometimesy]

Duggs are boring.

The Dullards are one of the most active pages on here.  

Here, let me rile them up. blah blah Jebus, work, abortion, transgender.

 

[mynextmistake]

Did y'all see the comment toward the end that claims that Josh succumbed to porn 3 days ago? That seems pretty specific for a random troll comment. 

Edited October 30, 2017 by mynextmistake

[Churchhoney]

16 hours ago, Marigold said:

Derick is really stuck on sexual stuff. 

He needs new material.  I'm bored with it. 

Maybe he's posting it as a message to the partying college kids. I can imagine him thinking, "Hey, what can I post to help these kids I'm working with! Yeah -- stop with the sex." Similar to Jer's sermon about masturbation, "Hey, how can I help the young brothers of the woman I'll soon be 'courting'? Yeah -- stop relieving yourself." I seriously think that virtually everything these two guys do publicly is intended as some sort of career-enhancing step. And the leaders of their religion care about pretty much nothing but sex these days. ...  I think Bin would be doing the same thing -- as he used to do via social media -- except that Jessa's told him to sit down and shut up lest it turn off the non-fundie viewers of the show.  

Edited October 30, 2017 by Churchhoney

[TresGatos]

21 hours ago, bigskygirl said:

I seriously need to stop coming on here since I am wondering if Derick is being a major Dwerp because he is not getting enough "loving" at home or the "loving" is not good at all. Here is the heavy duty brain bleach for everyone.

Btw, it will be snowing this week where I live. I am asking everyone to DONATE!!! so I can buy bread to turn into bread crumbs, and outdoor lighting so when I need to head to the prayer closet in the cold, wet snow in the dark or during the darker cloudy snowy day, I will not get lost. I will now pray for your evil devil heathen souls.

 

9 hours ago, sometimesy said:

The Dullards are one of the most active pages on here.  

Here, let me rile them up. blah blah Jebus, work, abortion, transgender.

I still suspect another theory that Derick is putting himself out there so much as a cover for Jill. She's been awfully MIA lately aside from her "Best Husband EVAH" posts which might be Derick posing as Jill.

[lascuba]

1 hour ago, Churchhoney said:

Maybe he's posting it as a message to the partying college kids. I can imagine him thinking, "Hey, what can I post to help these kids I'm working with! Yeah -- stop with the sex." Similar to Jer's sermon about masturbation, "Hey, how can I help the young brothers of the woman I'll soon be 'courting'? Yeah -- stop relieving yourself." I seriously think that virtually everything these two guys do publicly is intended as some sort of career-enhancing step. And the leaders of their religion care about pretty much nothing but sex these days. ...  I think Bin would be doing the same thing -- as he used to do via social media -- except that Jessa's told him to sit down and shut up lest it turn off the non-fundie viewers of the show.  

That's exactly what I think it is, rather than something personal going on (I hate that I think about this, but I assume that Jill and Derrick are both satisfied in that department). He's seeing all these college kids partying and is trying to save their souls.

[Nysha]

On 10/26/2017 at 3:34 PM, Churchhoney said:

It does. But it also looks really similar to the Moody course that Bin was taking and also to the thing at Crown College that Joe took.

I can't figure out whether those organizations just know that there are a bunch of suckers who are dying for this sort of "career" and will sign up for one of these things and fork over cash. Or whether they think these outreach efforts can actually go somewhere and figure these programs will bring in some enthusiastic people, indoctrinate them in the exact ideas and methods they want to push and get their workforce needs met for some big evangelizing push they're thinking of launching. 

Actually, I expect both things are in play. I'm sure they see the easy cash. But I also don't think they have any intention of abandoning the evangelism thing and do intend some new pushes -- maybe seeing the current turn to the right in politics as a sign that the young will really want to come back to these churches soon -- so they're going to be ready with lots of buildings and people and programs to pull them in. 

It's kind of the same thing as all those people who paid to attend "Trump University" or who pay to attend the flipping seminar put on by Tarek & Christina, from Flip or Flop, even though those two aren't even giving the seminar. Some people seemed hotwired to find shortcuts. Instead of attending a real college and getting a real degree in divinity, Derek and Bin are taking the short bus to a certificate that is basically useless. 

[sometimesy]

2 hours ago, lascuba said:

That's exactly what I think it is, rather than something personal going on (I hate that I think about this, but I assume that Jill and Derrick are both satisfied in that department). He's seeing all these college kids partying and is trying to save their souls.

Maybe saving souls is just a cover like his extended Danger America vacation 'mission'. I think he is full of regrets and is so envious he can't stand it. He is a grifting dirt bag with a gawd complex, full of regrets, who likes attention. That explains everything he does. He sets no example to Christians; he is a weak, lazy, lying jerk who preaches hate and exclusion. I think he fell for the religious bullshit because he was vulnerable and lost. Now, he wants everyone around him just as miserable. I'm glad he has social media to expose himself. Poor Izzy and Sam.

11 hours ago, mynextmistake said:

Did y'all see the comment toward the end that claims that Josh succumbed to porn 3 days ago? That seems pretty specific for a random troll comment. 

Succumbed to porn? Dingbats. 

[bigskygirl]

15 hours ago, QuinnInND said:

I take it from you username that you're in Montana. I'm in North Dakota. It's supposed to snow here too. Can I get donations too?  Dreck is such a moron. 

Montana born and raised! You may get donations and don't forget to bring some chocolate with you when you visit our Prayer Closet Condo

[Churchhoney]

6 minutes ago, sometimesy said:

 

Succumbed to porn? Dingbats. 

Kind of makes me wonder just what this looks like. 

I suppose, though, that it's really just another way of blaming some woman who is pictured in the porn for leading Satan's army to force Joshley to masturbate rather than trying instead to perpetrate kid number six on Anna. 

They're dingbats with one-track minds, too. 

[madpsych78]

2 hours ago, TresGatos said:

 

I still suspect another theory that Derick is putting himself out there so much as a cover for Jill. She's been awfully MIA lately aside from her "Best Husband EVAH" posts which might be Derick posing as Jill.

Huh, I never thought of that, but I suppose it's possible.

[floridamom]

I think Derick's obsession with sex is because he's not 'gettin' any".

[bigskygirl]

1 hour ago, sometimesy said:

Maybe saving souls is just a cover like his extended Danger America vacation 'mission'. I think he is full of regrets and is so envious he can't stand it. He is a grifting dirt bag with a gawd complex, full of regrets, who likes attention. That explains everything he does. He sets no example to Christians; he is a weak, lazy, lying jerk who preaches hate and exclusion. I think he fell for the religious bullshit because he was vulnerable and lost. Now, he wants everyone around him just as miserable. I'm glad he has social media to expose himself. Poor Izzy and Sam.

Succumbed to porn? Dingbats. 

I am so glad I was not taking a sip of my drink or taking a bite of food when I saw this sentence because my heathen mind went to a different type of thought when I read this. I might have choked on my food or spit my sip of whatever I was drinking on my keyboard or monitor.

10 minutes ago, floridamom said:

I think Derick's obsession with sex is because he's not 'gettin' any".

Reminds me of the show Golden Girls when Rose said people who were obsessed about sex are the ones who are not getting any. I cannot picture why any woman would want to fool around with Dwerp, but I am sure Jill has nothing to worry about when it comes to a woman with half a brain wanting to get her hands on him. Of course, he could go down the route Josh did and pay some woman to have sex with him or look at dirty pictures of heathen women to get his jollies taken care of. Now what did I do with my bottle of brain bleach.

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, floridamom said:

I think Derick's obsession with sex is because he's not 'gettin' any".

Or it's just not what he wants (thinking of Joshley here.)

[Arwen Evenstar]

14 hours ago, sometimesy said:

Duggs are boring.

The Dullards are one of the most active pages on here.  

Here, let me rile them up. blah blah Jebus, work, abortion, transgender.

 

Is THAT supposed to be Dwerp doing an interpretive dance?

[sometimesy]

12 minutes ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Is THAT supposed to be Dwerp doing an interpretive dance?

Yep

[Celia Rubenstein]

7 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

Maybe he's posting it as a message to the partying college kids.

... which would be another dandy example of the double standards he constantly applies to things.  The boys partying it up and getting laid are merely squandering their wealth, but the girls they are doing it with are prostitutes.

You need to have a seat Derrick.  Preferably on a rusty corkscrew.  You miserable ... 

Edited October 30, 2017 by Celia Rubenstein

[GeeGolly]

12 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

... which would be another dandy example of the double standards he constantly applies to things.  The boys partying it up and getting laid are merely squandering their wealth, but the girls they are doing it with are prostitutes.

You need to have a seat Derrick.  Preferably on a rusty corkscrew.  You miserable ... 

Missed you. Missed your posts!

[Celia Rubenstein]

Derrick's sexist bullshit lured me out of lurking. I have had it up to ***HERE*** with that sanctimonious little asswipe. 

I don't know if he is on the outs with Jim Bob or not, or if so if that is what is responsible for his lowered profile and apparently diminished living conditions.  But if it weren't for the well-being of those two innocent little boys, I would wish poverty, obscurity, and a reasonably serious illness on that smug little snot.  

Actually, I do wish obscurity on him.  That would probably be a good thing for his kids. No wait, I take that back.  Obscurity would likely anger him and those poor boys probably get hit enough.  

I just can't stand that guy.  

[GeeGolly]

2 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

Derrick's sexist bullshit lured me out of lurking. I have had it up to ***HERE*** with that sanctimonious little asswipe. 

I don't know if he is on the outs with Jim Bob or not, or if so if that is what is responsible for his lowered profile and apparently diminished living conditions.  But if it weren't for the well-being of those two innocent little boys, I would wish poverty, obscurity, and a reasonably serious illness on that smug little snot.  

Actually, I do wish obscurity on him.  That would probably be a good thing for his kids. No wait, I take that back.  Obscurity would likely anger him and those poor boys probably get hit enough.  

I just can't stand that guy.  

Sitting on a rusty corkscrew will do for now. His next post will be, one will reap what he sows.

[Quilt Fairy]

4 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

But if it weren't for the well-being of those two innocent little boys sinners

Changed it to Derick-speak for ya.

[mynextmistake]

3 hours ago, madpsych78 said:

Huh, I never thought of that, but I suppose it's possible.

Where would she be, though? I mean, Derrick is loathesome, but I doubt he killed her and buried her in the backyard.

[Westiepeach]

1 hour ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Is THAT supposed to be Dwerp doing an interpretive dance?

Nailed it. 

[Genevrier]

11 minutes ago, mynextmistake said:

Where would she be, though? I mean, Derrick is loathesome, but I doubt he killed her and buried her in the backyard.

In the throes of depression, maybe?

[McManda]

58 minutes ago, mynextmistake said:

Where would she be, though? I mean, Derrick is loathesome, but I doubt he killed her and buried her in the backyard.

I realize it's not at all true, but I kind of laugh at the idea of Derick going all Norman Bates and trying to cover up a missing Jill by pretending she's still around.

I imagine something going wrong with Sam's delivery and a decoy Jill being brought in. Derick is tasked to masquerade as Jill on social media, responsible for the "best daddy evah!" posts and decoy Jill is only seen at special events like Joe's wedding. ... the Lifetime movie writes itself!

[QuinnInND]

5 hours ago, bigskygirl said:

Montana born and raised! You may get donations and don't forget to bring some chocolate with you when you visit our Prayer Closet Condo

Awesome! I'll be sure to bring lots of chocolate! I'm in North Dakota courtesy of the Air Force. Last winter almost killed me. So. Much. Snow. Feet of it. 

Topic? Um... I want to make a Twitter account just to read all the idiocy that Dreck puts out. And I wonder if we'll ever know the whole story of Samuels birth. 

[GeeGolly]

Is Sammy three months now? Has Jill posted any of the monthly pics like she did with Izzy? Henry seems to be a bigger baby than Spurge. I wonder how Sam and Iz compare?

[Sew Sumi]

I think they put up a 3 month album on their awful blog, but no one bothered to post it. I doubt anyone even voluntarily reads it without a nudge leading to another screed by Derelict. 

[Lunera]

Ahhh, another one of Jill's delicatessies. Fried twinkie and microwaved corn dog for dinner.

[madpsych78]

5 hours ago, McManda said:

I realize it's not at all true, but I kind of laugh at the idea of Derick going all Norman Bates and trying to cover up a missing Jill by pretending she's still around.

I imagine something going wrong with Sam's delivery and a decoy Jill being brought in. Derick is tasked to masquerade as Jill on social media, responsible for the "best daddy evah!" posts and decoy Jill is only seen at special events like Joe's wedding. ... the Lifetime movie writes itself!

Or Stepford Wives! Where he created a Jill robot/android type person who can speak the talking points, but since the Stepford Wives came out in 1975, they haven't figured out how the wives would express themselves on social media so Derick is doing that, lol!

 

3 minutes ago, Lunera said:

Ahhh, another one of Jill's delicatessies. Fried twinkie and microwaved corn dog for dinner.

Did Derick seriously just hashtag the last part of his caption? It's like that 50s teen in Back to the Future (II, I think?) after Biff is knocked out: "I think he took his wallet! (turns to someone else) I think he took his wallet."

[QuinnInND]

7 minutes ago, Lunera said:

Ahhh, another one of Jill's delicatessies. Fried twinkie and microwaved corn dog for dinner.

If anyone needs me, I'll be puking... 

[cmr2014]

Seriously, they've been married for what, three years now? Jill is supposed to be the help-meet, and she hasn't learned to cook anything in three years?

They've seen all of the negative posts about their terrible housekeeping and terrible cooking, and still haven't spent a couple of hours in the kitchen learning to cook? The Duggars are all just bone lazy.

[louannems]

Derick is probably fending for himself since Jill is MIA.  He's staying up late #latenightsnack, while Jill sleeps, weeping over her 2nd C-section, sad she can't have 19 kids.

A commentor says the food is leftover from tonight's Impact.

[ariel]

1 hour ago, Lunera said:

Ahhh, another one of Jill's delicatessies. Fried twinkie and microwaved corn dog for dinner.

More stoner food served late night.  It's a good thing they don't have to get up for work in the morning.

[Celia Rubenstein]

That little twerp is gonna spend all night on the shitter after eating that plate of garbage, lol.

But as much as the idea of Derwood's colon spasming painfully for hours amuses me, it also unfortunately means he will have plenty of time to post more of his snide little comments on the Twitter.  Because that is where he does all his best thinking, on the toilet. It's the only place he gets a break from Jill and can concentrate. It's probably why he ate that greasy hydrogenated platter of poison, so he would have an excuse to lock himself in the bathroom all night and tweet to his heart's content. There are heathens to be condescended to, little trans girls that need to be bullied. Sluts that need shaming!

Enjoy your night, Derick, you piece of shit!

[Love2dance]

14 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

That little twerp is gonna spend all night on the shitter after eating that plate of garbage, lol.

But as much as the idea of Derwood's colon spasming painfully for hours amuses me, it also unfortunately means he will have plenty of time to post more of his snide little comments on the Twitter.  Because that is where he does all his best thinking, on the toilet. It's the only place he gets a break from Jill and can concentrate. It's probably why he ate that greasy hydrogenated platter of poison, so he would have an excuse to lock himself in the bathroom all night and tweet to his heart's content. There are heathens to be condescended to, little trans girls that need to be bullied. Sluts that need shaming!

Enjoy your night, Derick, you piece of shit!

Welcome back, @Celia Rubenstein!

[kalamac]

I'm generally of the opinion that the whole relegating certain foods to certain times of the day is ridiculous (why should it be weird to eat cereal for dinner or pizza for breakfast for example), but even so, who eats deep fried stuff as a late night snack, when presumably you'll be heading to bed soon after. I'd say he must have a cast-iron stomach, if it weren't for the fact that we've seen him gagging, and he's damn near skeletal, but hey, maybe his only health problem is being malnourished from living off junk like that.

[sometimesy]

She can make soup out of soap and he will have a sentence long hashtag praising her.

Mmm unheated canned peas, #bestwifeintheworldwithaclassicrecipefromhermotherMOTY.

K, he better up his crazy game, it's getting stale in here. 

[Quilt Fairy]

That is one nasty looking table-top.  I know it's cheap furniture but I can't believe it started out looking like that. 

[floridamom]

Is that food for real? Deep fried Twinkies....????served along with corndogs??I hope Izzy doesn't eat that crap. That boy will grow up quite unhealthy by the time he's 10 and need meds.

[lianau]

I'm under the impression that twinkies are on the sweet side and a corn dog contains a sausage . I'd eat one after the other ,as in dinner followed by  dessert  but at the same time? And is that ketchup on the twinkie?

Edited October 31, 2017 by lianau

[kokapetl]

Who the hell is honestly bothering to deep fry anything for a midnight snack, let alone readymade snack food? It’s messy and a hassle.