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Josh & Anna Smuggar: A Series of Unfortunate Events


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Just now, ginger90 said:

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I swear to god Michelle keeps on shrinking!  Are we going to see her sitting in a kitchen sink at some point ala Lily Tomlin in The Incredibly Shrinking Woman??

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2 minutes ago, BetyBee said:

Anna and Mechelle are all dressed up (and no dark hose or witch shoes for MeChelle!), but Josh not so much.  What's the occasion?

A photo shoot.

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26 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

I swear to god Michelle keeps on shrinking!  Are we going to see her sitting in a kitchen sink at some point ala Lily Tomlin in The Incredibly Shrinking Woman??

At least she’s wearing a decent outfit. Where was this dress when her kids were getting married?

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1 hour ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

That is a pretty dress on Michelle.  Too bad she ruins it with that hair.

The problem is she's a 50+ year old woman wearing a hairstyle 15 year olds wore in the 1970s. 

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1 hour ago, Natalie68 said:

I swear to god Michelle keeps on shrinking!  Are we going to see her sitting in a kitchen sink at some point ala Lily Tomlin in The Incredibly Shrinking Woman??

Maybe Anna is wearing some very high heels? In the pic with Anna, Laura and Jana they seem closer in height and Jana is one of the shorter sisters.

In the Anna and Michelle pic, Michelle would get an eyeful if she turned her head toward Anna. 

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1 hour ago, gonecrackers said:

If Josh is the man of her dreams I cannot imagine the nightmares Anna must have.

I was going to say that Josh is more the man of nightmares than dreams.

The whole "example of unconditional love" is beyond disgusting.

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Flattering dress on Michelle for once!

How does Anna look smaller, several months pregnant, than she does otherwise?  The cut of her clothes make such a difference!  

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17 hours ago, Zella said:

No doubt in mind! 

That was another thing that struck me as a bit wonky about the Duggar site commenting on her ability to whip up delicious meals. All I could think is I guess that's one explanation for how Josh looks, but he doesn't seem like someone who's happy and content with his domestic life. 

He really comes across as a guy who is so miserable with his life that he is routinely hiding in the next room and gorging on an entire bag of mini chocolate doughnuts by himself just to cope with life and make it through the day. 

Have you seen the way Jill cooks? And she cooks like her mother, imo. So Anna probably does cook delicious meals in comparison. 

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6 minutes ago, Temperance said:

Have you seen the way Jill cooks? And she cooks like her mother, imo. So Anna probably does cook delicious meals in comparison. 

Anna must cook reasonably healthy because both she and the kids look great. It wouldn't surprise me if Josh gorges on fast food whenever he's out during the day.

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37 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Anna must cook reasonably healthy because both she and the kids look great. It wouldn't surprise me if Josh gorges on fast food whenever he's out during the day.

Or double portions and sugar laden pop. That can make you swell fast. 

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21 hours ago, ginger90 said:

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I have to say that she looks very pretty in that pic.  I still think she’s a little heavy-handed with the eyebrow pencil, but she’s much more attractive than when she started courting and first married.  She definitely could do a helluva lot better than the perv she’s stuck with.

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Honestly, I think Jim Blob should be very afraid of Josh.

I know many say Blob is keeping Josh on a very short lease but I think Josh holds all the power, whether he realizes it or not. After another 3-4 kids (9-10 in total) I can see Josh just walking away from Anna and everything and writing a bombastic tell-all about the Duggars. At that point he really has nothing to lose and lots of skeletons to reveal for $$$.

My bet is on Josh writing the tell-all to end all tell-alls. Ymmv.

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2 hours ago, Oldernowiser said:

I am so over the expression “kiddos.” They’re children or kids.

I blame the Gaines.

I understand; I feel the same way about “littles” to describe young children. 

I’m not picking on anyone in particular, but I am COMPLETELY over the incorrect plural surnames! They should be Bateses ... Gaineses ... Duggars (sans apostrophe). Please!

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Clarification 🙂
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On 6/23/2019 at 9:50 AM, Ohiopirate02 said:

I know a family where all the girls have Mary in their names.  Apparently it was the thing to do as Catholics in the 50s-60s.  They all have worked their names to suit as adults.  My favorite is the one known as Shotgun Mary.  

Where I'm from the Catholic boys also have Mary(Maria) as their middle name. I can see Anna going with something like Marianna or similar.

21 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Josh looks unhealthy and miserable. What is going on in their marriage? Is Anna in complete denial? Band-aid babies obviously aren't doing the trick. 

Josh never wanted all these band aids, he's looking more miserable every time Anna announces there's another one cooking. Plus he's scum and everyone knows it.

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On 6/23/2019 at 7:22 AM, McManda said:

That's not even that weird of a name for a kid, imo. It's not like you named him Harold or something. (When was the last time you met a baby Harold? 🤔)

We have a little baby Ralph at church.  I hadn't heard that one for a while.  I have had a couple students named Harold.  Harry and Henry are becoming popular around here.

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20 minutes ago, CalicoKitty said:

We have a little baby Ralph at church.  I hadn't heard that one for a while.  I have had a couple students named Harold.  Harry and Henry are becoming popular around here.

Maybe he's named after R. Dale Earnhardt. (The things you learn when surfing Wikipedia.) 

Most of the new parents I know have gone trendy (Aidan, Mason, Bella, Brielle are some recent choices) rather than old school. I do know a toddler Lawrence who is named after his twenty-year-old father. 

I bet Smuggar wishes he'd had a down-low V after Michael was born. That was the last birth Smuggar seemed enthusiastic about. 

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1 hour ago, Lukeysboat said:

I understand; I feel the same way about “littles” to describe young children. 

I’m not picking on anyone in particular, but I am COMPLETELY over the incorrect plural surnames! Bateses ... Gaineses ... Duggars (sans apostrophe). Please!

You aren’t supposed to use an apostrophe to make a surname plural. Apostrophes are only for possessives and contractions, period. (Pun intended.) All of the examples you cited are grammatically correct.

I think Anna is encouraging Josh to stuff his face in the hopes that he’ll cork off from a heart attack at an early age. Assuming he has life insurance, this is probably the best life outcome she can hope for. 

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6 minutes ago, mynextmistake said:

ou aren’t supposed to use an apostrophe to make a surname plural. Apostrophes are only for possessives and contractions, period. (Pun intended.) All of the examples you cited are grammatically correct.

I know they are correct. I posted them with the “Please!” with hopes that people will use the proper spellings. I’ll never understand why so many people struggle with pluralization of surnames. 

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Just now, Lukeysboat said:

I know they are correct. I posted them with the “Please!” with hopes that people will use the proper spellings. I’ll never understand why so many people struggle with pluralization of surnames. 

Oh, I’m sorry. I completely misunderstood! I thought it was an exasperated please like “Josh Duggar is a fine-looking man... please!” 

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22 minutes ago, mynextmistake said:

Oh, I’m sorry. I completely misunderstood! I thought it was an exasperated please like “Josh Duggar is a fine-looking man... please!” 

Not your fault! I clarified my post. 

As far as Josh? Shudder!

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21 minutes ago, kokapetl said:

Her hair is confusing. 

I’ve noticed that the earth-mother loose braid wraparound style seems to be in with fundies these days. Anna, Jessa, Joy and Josie Bates have all sported it recently. It looks pretty in the right context.

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Why didn't Michelle wear that pink dress, shoes and pearl necklace to the Bates daughter's wedding last month? It was a more classy event. No, she wore her shopping at Walmart cotton blouse and denim skirt. Idiot.

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Where are the Smuggs living now?

 Are Joy & Austin still in the RV? 

It would be nice to see each of the couple's homes on Counting On incl Joe & Kendra's new place & JD (& Abbie's) house that he has owned for so long but barely got to live in.  I think we've already seen Siah's & Lauren's new place.  

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12 hours ago, Oldernowiser said:

I am in a mood today, but can people just stop fondling bumps for pictures? I don’t need to see Josh’s meaty paw groping the outside of Anna’s uterus, I just don’t.

I hear ya!

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Anna, Josh Duggar is not the man of your dreams unless you have a very specific humiliation fetish and zero self-preservation instincts. Next time try to write a caption that's at least kind of believable, even if it means having to avoid the issue of your joke of a husband altogether.

16 hours ago, Lukeysboat said:

I understand; I feel the same way about “littles” to describe young children. 

I’m not picking on anyone in particular, but I am COMPLETELY over the incorrect plural surnames! They should be Bateses ... Gaineses ... Duggars (sans apostrophe). Please!

I HATE "littles"! I have a perhaps excessive hatred for using adjectives as nouns.

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Both Joystin and the Smuggers must be living very near the compounded or on it. They have been pictured on the property several times, never in a new home.

Kendra and Joy are still in the cabin. 

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15 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

Down by the river

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Maybe Matt Foley can help Josh get back on the right track. 😉

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Yes, I, um, have those GIFs saved on my phone. Never know when I'll need them to motivate someone. 😄

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11 minutes ago, Zella said:

😂🤣😂🤣😂

Maybe Matt Foley can help Josh get back on the right track. 😉

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Yes, I, um, have those GIFs saved on my phone. Never know when I'll need them to motivate someone. 😄

One of THE best skits!!!

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18 hours ago, lulu69 said:

Honestly, I think Jim Blob should be very afraid of Josh.

I know many say Blob is keeping Josh on a very short lease but I think Josh holds all the power, whether he realizes it or not. After another 3-4 kids (9-10 in total) I can see Josh just walking away from Anna and everything and writing a bombastic tell-all about the Duggars. At that point he really has nothing to lose and lots of skeletons to reveal for $$$.

My bet is on Josh writing the tell-all to end all tell-alls. Ymmv.

I can’t see Josh walking away from Anna ever, I think he knows no one else would want him. He’d be single and alone plus whose gonna “fulfil that special need” he has 🤮.

16 hours ago, Heathen said:

Maybe he's named after R. Dale Earnhardt. (The things you learn when surfing Wikipedia.) 

Most of the new parents I know have gone trendy (Aidan, Mason, Bella, Brielle are some recent choices) rather than old school. I do know a toddler Lawrence who is named after his twenty-year-old father. 

I bet Smuggar wishes he'd had a down-low V after Michael was born. That was the last birth Smuggar seemed enthusiastic about. 

I don’t think it would even occur to him to get a Vasectomy and even if it did he did put in his vows that he and Anna would have as many as the Lord gave them, although I’m sure he promised to be faithful too.

4 hours ago, Barb23 said:

Where are the Smuggs living now?

 Are Joy & Austin still in the RV? 

It would be nice to see each of the couple's homes on Counting On incl Joe & Kendra's new place & JD (& Abbie's) house that he has owned for so long but barely got to live in.  I think we've already seen Siah's & Lauren's new place.  

Smugs and co I haven’t got a clue.

I think Joy and Austin are in the guest house, I’m not 100% sure though.

I reckon Counting on will be showing us their homes, obviously not smugs.

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The Smuggar family have been in the guest house since they moved out of their place. They may be in a new place now that their house has sold. 

No clue where Joystin are.

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2 hours ago, Puffin said:

I can’t see Josh walking away from Anna ever, I think he knows no one else would want him. He’d be single and alone plus whose gonna “fulfil that special need” he has 🤮.

I don’t think it would even occur to him to get a Vasectomy and even if it did he did put in his vows that he and Anna would have as many as the Lord gave them, although I’m sure he promised to be faithful too.

Smugs and co I haven’t got a clue.

I think Joy and Austin are in the guest house, I’m not 100% sure though.

I reckon Counting on will be showing us their homes, obviously not smugs.

Besides, there is literally nothing he can be accused of that would make her think 'nope, bridge too far'.  So he will stay married, hump her occasionally, have a new blessing as long as her equipment works, all while looking for others and visiting porn hub.  She will smile vacantly and drone on about said blessings and being thankful she has someone to take out the garbage.

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