S08.E18: Body Of Evidence

[Boofish]

9 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

I love this sentiment.  If you don't want to use Dr. Laura as your source, Dr. Joyce Brothers had said years before Dr. Laura.  Always has been solid advice.

 

Thank you for this! I no longer will have to get the "look" when I mention Dr. Laura 

HorRINDA is the last person you want to tell a secret to .. it would be more private as Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook status

Edited August 4, 2016 by Boofish

[yourmomiseasy]

4 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Jules's conversations with her family back home are so uncomfortable. First of all, why name your daughter "Rio" if you don't even know the difference between nina and nino? That's like Spanish 101. Also, Michael is shady as fuck and it sucks that she can't go out of town and rely on him to be there for his kids. I don't really care if she's manipulating the situation to get his flaws on camera, because he sucks. So there. 

What does Jules speaking Spanish have to do with naming her kid Rio?  Maybe the kid was conceived in Rio or they just like the city.  Maybe they hope that one day the kid will dance in the sand.  Maybe they just liked the sound of it.  Maybe Michael, who does speak Spanish, picked the name.  At least it isn't Jagger.

7 hours ago, bref said:

I looked up a picture of Jules on WWHL and she did indeed look beautiful. How was she at putting sentences together?

She wasn't suddenly eloquent or anything, but I thought she did well for her.  A lot of what she was asked was really uncomfortable and it seemed like maybe on the advice of her lawyer she couldn't talk about some of the divorce stuff because the questions she did answer she started with "I can say that..."  

6 hours ago, Lizzing said:

I thought it was interesting on WWHL it seemed that Dorinda was lightly critical of Bethenny.  Maybe she's crawling out of B's ass? Is there hope for her?  But, yeah, Jules did look good with shorter hair and healthier overall.

 

I enjoyed Dorinda's light B shade a lot and liked it even more when Ramona tweeted in disagreeing and Dorinda wasn't having any of it.

[BloggerAloud]

I feel like Luann's over the top professions of love and Sonja's sad girl antics are directly tied to each other because the more one person does one thing, the more the other person does the other. They keep upping the ante to piss the other person off.

[izabella]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

He sent her a text, but then tells Lu and everyone else that he only hooked up with Sonja one time, trying to give the impression she is crazy or delusional or lying. That's not right. 

So it would be better if Tom went around saying, "Yeah, I used to fuck Sonja when we were out at some bar and the lights would come on.  Since she was always on the lookout for no-strings-attached shags, we did that when I was between relationships and I've lost count how many times we used each other."

That would be better?  Sonja would be happy if Tom told people he used to fuck her a lot and it didn't mean anything to either of them which is why no on knew about it?  Spreading that in tabloids and on tv would make Sonja feel better?

[Sheenieb]

 Bitch is allegedly busy with her businesses, daughter, ridiculous legal issues and happy opening her legs to married man so why is she still so fucking miserable and so happy over eating others people joy like she would a sumptuous meal.. if she ever ate. 

Because her soul is trash. I mentioned before that Bethenny is your typical rich, unhappy person. You could give her the world and she'll be upset that the stars weren't included. 

I can see how it's annoying, but I'll leave Lu alone for being all "rang finger where the rock is." The jury is out on Tom being Clark Rockefeller, but as long as Victoria and Noel's trust fund money is secure, then, it's all good. 

Judging from her special, whatever happens, Lu will adapt and move forward. She's cockroach-y in that way. 

[zulualpha]

38 minutes ago, izabella said:

Bethy explained how poverty ridden and gold-diggery Tom supposedly is to Carole and Ramona, just before telling about the hour-long make-out session with a Playboy bunny.  Bethy is throwing everything out there and hoping something sticks to destroy Lu.  I guess she is going to get her wish since she makes Lu cry the next episode. 

 

IIRC Bethanny was in her room with Carole and told her that Tom wasn't wealthy that parts of his family had money but he himself didn't share in the bigtime family money.  Why is this her business to share I wonder?  How does she even know for sure, it sounds like a rumor.  And if it is true who the fuck cares?  This isn't Luann's first rodeo, she a divorced 50 something with business experience and adult children to look out for so I bet she's gonna have a prenup and lots of discussions with lawyers to make sure everyone is protected.  If Tom has less money than she does and she doesn't care it's nobody's business.   Men marry women with less money than them all the time and nobody bats an eye. 

Jules makes Carole look chubby.  No way, in my not professional opinion, does she have her eating disorder under control. 

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, izabella said:

So it would be better if Tom went around saying, "Yeah, I used to fuck Sonja when we were out at some bar and the lights would come on.  Since she was always on the lookout for no-strings-attached shags, we did that when I was between relationships and I've lost count how many times we used each other."

That would be better?  Sonja would be happy if Tom told people he used to fuck her a lot and it didn't mean anything to either of them which is why no on knew about it?  Spreading that in tabloids and on tv would make Sonja feel better?

tom was quoted in People saying that they have known each other for years, but only got together once and SHE is trying ti make a big deal out of Which makes Sonja sound deluded. Nobody has to say anything at all but if someone chooses to, how about just saying that we had a long casual relationship which is over. No one has to be crude about it. 

[zoeysmom]

13 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

He sent her a text, but then tells Lu and everyone else that he only hooked up with Sonja one time, trying to give the impression she is crazy or delusional or lying. That's not right. 

What if it is true?  Sonja claims to be checking her diary for dates and times.   I don't think Sonja has receipts.  She was on Twitter last week again saying their relationship was on the down low.  So no dinners, no real friendship.  So far we have not seen Tom be delusional.  He and Ramona are down to arguing over 2 or 4 dates.  Down from Ramona's seven dates she claimed in the Berkshires. "Honest Ramona" the press shy lady who wanted no comments about she and Tom gave RadarOnLine a story recently saying they had dated 12 times.  There is something wrong with these women.

Have you watched past seasons with Sonja and her disconnect with reality?  Given a little more time Sonja will have she, Tom and Madonna as a threesome.  It will not be the first time Sonja has gone off on Luann over a man-she did make up Luann leaving with Harry and claimed they hooked up because he didn't come to her house that night.   

[archer1267]

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I feel like Luann's over the top professions of love and Sonja's sad girl antics are directly tied to each other because the more one person does one thing, the more the other person does the other. They keep upping the ante to piss the other person off.

I couldn't help but think of their time in the Berkshires, when Ramona fled for the Hamptons and appeared at Molly Simms' party, and LuAnn relished passing her phone around at dinner and showing everyone that Ramona was busted. (Since Ramona used PTSD from her childhood as an excuse to leave, when really she wanted to go to a party.) Sonja felt abandoned by Ramona and pissed off that she'd been caught in a lie, and was trying to not believe that Ramona could be so manipulative. LuAnn kept saying "she lied to you" and Sonja looked pretty defeated. I thought LuAnn could have been more sensitive in the moment, but the three of them have had that dynamic for several seasons now.

[Castina]

8 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

tom was quoted in People saying that they have known each other for years, but only got together once and SHE is trying ti make a big deal out of Which makes Sonja sound deluded. Nobody has to say anything at all but if someone chooses to, how about just saying that we had a long casual relationship which is over. No one has to be crude about it. 

Unless of course Sonja is making a bigger deal out of it to have a story line and airtime on the show.   Remember how upset she was over the Berkshires when, in her own words, she was cut out of two episodes.

[izabella]

14 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

tom was quoted in People saying that they have known each other for years, but only got together once and SHE is trying ti make a big deal out of Which makes Sonja sound deluded. Nobody has to say anything at all but if someone chooses to, how about just saying that we had a long casual relationship which is over. No one has to be crude about it. 

Well that's the thing.  If Sonja is going around talking about how they were fuck-buddies on the down low, SHE is the one who is being crude and putting that in people's heads.  It forces people to think about them getting drunk and hooking up.  No one thinks lovely, romantic, sweet thoughts about people who are broadcasting they were fuck-buddies and used each other for sex. 

Some might consider Tom more of a gentleman for not spreading around that he and Sonja were fuck-buddies and how many times, but since Sonja did, it seems Sonja wants it known to the world.  And since Sonja also wants it known to the world that she used to party with P Diddy and John-John on her yacht, I'm not taking Sonja's word as any kind of "truth" but am at the same time mystified why it is so important to her that everyone know how many times she and Tom ended up having sex.

Edited August 4, 2016 by izabella

[breezy424]

Lu and Ro's blogs are up.  Ro is delusional. 

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-city/blogs

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, JAYJAY1979 said:

#rhony drinking game options...

Anytime luann mentions shes engaged..take a shot.

Anytime bethenny acts like Jill Zarin take a shot.

Anytime sonja or Ramona mention they hooked up with Luann's fiance..take a shot.

Anytime Ramona sticka her foot in her mouth...take a shot.

Anytime Dorito stirs the pot, take a drink

But, make sure you have 911 on speed dial as that much alcohol with be deadly in the first 10 minutes! LOL

[breezy424]

Here's Jules new look:

http://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/jules-wainstein-brand-new-look-see-hair-transformation

[zoeysmom]

9 minutes ago, archer1267 said:

I couldn't help but think of their time in the Berkshires, when Ramona fled for the Hamptons and appeared at Molly Simms' party, and LuAnn relished passing her phone around at dinner and showing everyone that Ramona was busted. (Since Ramona used PTSD from her childhood as an excuse to leave, when really she wanted to go to a party.) Sonja felt abandoned by Ramona and pissed off that she'd been caught in a lie, and was trying to not believe that Ramona could be so manipulative. LuAnn kept saying "she lied to you" and Sonja looked pretty defeated. I thought LuAnn could have been more sensitive in the moment, but the three of them have had that dynamic for several seasons now.

Bethenny mentioned and apparently it won't make it to the Reunion, at some point Sonja's assistant contacted Gloria Allred over the fact Bethenny was acing Sonja out of air time by refusing to film with her.  Bethenny is pretty steamed over the fact Sonja doesn't have to own it.

To me, it sounds like Sonja was going to take every opportunity to grab air time and she is probably thinking more along the lines of "oh Tom would have filmed with me," than some great love loss. 

Ramona calling Tom "baby" was disrespectful and inappropriate.  Why does she insist on getting in the man's face?  If he was flirting with Ramona, there needs to be a new definition of flirting.  I am sure if there were Ramona-repellant available he would have bathed in it. Ramona correcting tom from eight years to 10 years, I guess that makes her a huge liar, as the filmed in the late summer of  2007.  So it would have been 8 1/2 years ago. 

[Bebecat]

In Ramona world, what you say on TV in front of how ever many watch this show does not seem to refister,,only what PAGE SIX claims lol

[chewycandy]

You tell the CHEATER you know they are cheating and most of the time the cheater will come clean knowing the secret is out

Or they might be disturbed and kill you. :( I watch too many movies.

[ZaldamoWilder]

1 hour ago, BusyOctober said:

Was there even music playing during Ramona's "dance"?  Or was it all just in her head? 

All of you you said Sonja has the sad feelzs b/c Lu caught a man before her is right on target. She wants the UES fairy tale - married to some rich dude to escort her to parties, exotic locales and charity events all courtesy of a very fat wallet.  And now it looks like Lu may get it all ahead of Sonja.

Palm Beach- Ugh!  I went to Palm Beach in the early 90's with my best friend and roommate at the time.  It was shortly after the William Kennedy Smith rape trial.  We even went to "Au Bar" where he supposedly hung out.  While there we sat near an older gentleman (late 50's) and his entourage (my friend & I were in our early 20's).  After having one drink, we were getting ready to leave when a guy from the entourage approached us and asked if we'd like to join "Mr. Charles" for a drink.  We were dumb 20-somethings so what's the harm in getting free champagne from a random older rich dude? After one drink with them, "Mr. Charles" had one hand on my thigh & the other draped over my friend's shoulder just above her breast.  I casually pushed his hand off and one of the guy's groupies, a very exotic looking Asian woman, leaned over & whispered to me, "Mr. Charles is a very, very nice man.  If you are good to Mr. Charles, he is very, very good to you."  That freaked me out and I asked my friend to go to the ladies' room with me.  I told her what just happened, and she told me at the same time Mr. Charles' body guard asked where we were staying and if we''d both be interested in taking Mr. Charles' helicopter back to Miami to stay the night in the Four Seasons.  We panicked because this was all too "sophisticated" for 2 college girls from Boston, so we called for a cab and ducked out a side door!  We never found out who Mr. Charles was or if that was his first name or last, but even now, 20+ years later we laugh at how naive we were and joke about "if you are good to Mr. Charles, he is very very good to you!" How we ever escaped our drunk & dumb 20's ( and 30's) unscathed, I don't know but I am thankful!  I'm also thankful that today in my almost 50's I am not still trolling bars and squeeing over hook ups like this NY Shrew Crew.

I know none of this is supposed to be funny as ya'll were damn near molested.   But I'm still giggling at the image of bathroom stall girlfriend meeting and the escort's advice. 

His name was John, girl.  John Gage.   What'd you say when you saw Indecent Proposal?  lol.

58 minutes ago, izabella said:

This.  I am mystified by what Sonja wants here.  Does she expect Lu and Tom to sit her down, talk about what an awesome fuck-buddy she was for Tom, and how sorry they are that Tom didn't want to marry her and chose to propose to Lu instead?  Does she want a consolation prize or parting gift from Tom in the form of hush money and a diamond?  Does she want Lu and Tom to talk about her in the press, to discuss all the times she and Tom found themselves blasted and had a quick shag before Sonja stumbled home to her interns?  Does she want Tom and Lu to sit around reminiscing about how he would kick Sonja out before breakfast the next morning?   A sympathy card? 

and

26 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

He sent her a text, but then tells Lu and everyone else that he only hooked up with Sonja one time, trying to give the impression she is crazy or delusional or lying. That's not right. 

You know when a baby bangs into the table and they're crying like their whole soul is gonna fall out?   What do we do?  We scoop em up, give em a kiss, dust em off and set em back down.  Walah, they're healed.  In the aggregate?  She wants not to be dismissed.   She wants both Tom and Lu to acknowledge the relationship she (is just now imagining) they had, not the one they had.   She is not ready to be seen as a long term jump off.  Her response to Andy saying yeah but Tom said you hooked up one time.  Her response: nobody sleeps with Sonja Morgan just once.   Please bow your heads, let's have a moment of silence for her dignity.   Ya'll she don't know how to feel, this is what, the third guy she could consider on her level to reject her when she wasn't finished properly memorializing the other two.   Meanwhile, the woman he "left" her for is a well known acquaintance she has to see every day who don't give zero, a half, nor a whole motherfuck about any of it.  Stephanie Tanner and I say, how rude.   

8 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

tom was quoted in People saying that they have known each other for years, but only got together once and SHE is trying ti make a big deal out of Which makes Sonja sound deluded. Nobody has to say anything at all but if someone chooses to, how about just saying that we had a long casual relationship which is over. No one has to be crude about it. 

Because when he gave that statement, it wasn't over.   Sonja is definitely deluded but there is such an egregious chasm between once and regularly for 10 years that I'm surprised it doesn't make Lu pause - about the lie not the nature of their association. 

[psychoticstate]

1 hour ago, Cherrio said:

Is the pirate going to walk Luann down the aisle?

HA HA HA!!!  I love this.

I know Lu seems happy but I hope she and Tom don't go through with it.  Don't trust Tom at all.  Would never want to date/sleep with/marry someone who has boned my friend(s).  I'm still waiting for someone to reply to Lu's comment on "when you know, you know," and busting out how she and the Count married after something like 2 weeks . . . "Well . . . look how that turned out." 

[beaker73]

I just finished watching and admittedly have read all the posts yet, but a few quick thoughts...

I know Lu has been obnoxious about the engagement, but discussing Tom's alleged make out session on camera is beyond cruel even for Bethenny.  Fucking bitches--every  last one of 'em. 

The only saving grace was the footage of Ramona dancing and looking (once again) like a fool.  She is the most unsexy human being I have ever laid eyes on. Can someone put together a montage of all of her "dancing" scenes over the years?  What a tool. And Ramona? Tom was not flirting with you.  No one flirts with you. No one cares who you supposedly date. No one cares if anything is in "the press."  Get the fuck over yourself. 

[zoeysmom]

41 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

Lu and Ro's blogs are up.  Ro is delusional. 

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-city/blogs

Ramona's last tweet of the night:

"doesn't matter how many times I went out with TOMBL? I know the truth, and so does Tom, also I had a boyfriend while dating Tom lol"

Typos courtesy of Ramona Pinot Grigio. 

Is there any rhyme or reason to this tweet?  Is she implying she wasn't honest with Tom while "dating" him or is she just a cheater?

[Primetimer]

The prospects for the Countess's fairytale ending take a turn for the worse in Palm Beach, Florida, where the town motto is, 'Even Sonja Morgan thinks we're sketch!'

View the full article

[Duke2801]

2 hours ago, BusyOctober said:

Was there even music playing during Ramona's "dance"?  Or was it all just in her head? 

 

Bwaah!  Well it's Moaner so it could easily be the former or the latter!  But I have noticed in most RH (and reality shows in general) shows that we- the viewers - rarely hear the music that people are dancing to.  I don't know if it's because the mikes don't pick it up or they just are too cheap or unable to procure the musical rights to play the songs. 

[HunterHunted]

I find it a little bit bizarre that Tom keeps trying to downplay his history with Ramona and Sonja. There's no real difference for most normal people between 2 dates and 7 or 8 dates. It's not like Ramona said 6 months. Around date 5 or 6 is when you make the decision to continue pursuing the relationship. It sounds like Tom and Ramona mutually decided to do just that. But maybe Tom doesn't want to admit it because he knows that LuAnn gets serious on the first date. As for Sonja, big freaking deal if Tom banged her 100 times. At no point did he try to give her a shot at the major league. He didn't try make her a girlfriend or wife her up. Sonja was his "in case of emergency break glass backup fuck." This shit was not serious or a real relationship.

As an aside when my brother brought his then girlfriend, now wife, to meet my family, my mom asked how long they'd been dating. In the same breath he said 6 months and she said 5 years. It was so awkward.

I'm curious about what Sonja was watching on Netflix.

Edited August 4, 2016 by HunterHunted

[ElDosEquis]

I met my wife on the old Bravo board - she sent me some PMs, we met, began to hang out. We didn't tell anyone we were getting married until we were sure - Thank you Jill Zarin for bringing us together and not trying to break up apart......

 

Sonja was a one-nighter for Tom, The Ramonster? A dinner date, nothing more.

Dorinda is an trouble making asshole.

[Lemons]

1 hour ago, yourmomiseasy said:

What does Jules speaking Spanish have to do with naming her kid Rio?  Maybe the kid was conceived in Rio or they just like the city.  Maybe they hope that one day the kid will dance in the sand.  Maybe they just liked the sound of it.  Maybe Michael, who does speak Spanish, picked the name.  At least it isn't Jagger.

 

If Jules doesn't even know the definition of ninos, maybe she doesn't know that Rio means river in Spanish.

[HumblePi]

Tom is one of those guys that hangs out in the places that he knows that rich, unhappy, bored and horny NY housewives hang out to flirt and cheat on their husbands. Tom is..... plain and simple, an opportunist. Fortunately his patience and endurance in the game paid off for him with Luann. She fits the bill and checks off all the boxes on his hit list. First of all, she's horny. Secondly, she's well-to-do, and thirdly she's very attractive and available. Luann is that kind of woman that needs to be needed. She has to feel wanted and loved and if she doesn't, she's becomes unhinged. She's just not happy without a man adoring her even if he might be using her for his own gain. She's okay with that so it shouldn't even be an issue with anyone else.

There's not much to say about Jules and I feel that out of all the housewives, she gets overlooked quite a lot. She was going through difficulties with her cheating husband Michael. I'm sure Jules has her share of responsibility for a failing marriage, but she's not a cheater. She could have done more with the kids as far as care giving instead of hiring a nanny. She could have found some things to improve on like learning how to make coffee or scramble eggs. I find Jules just a little simple minded. She's a nice enough person, she's not nasty and sarcastic but she wasn't born  with the intelligence of a woman that can stand strong and be independent of a man.  I have to say that I like her deeper voice a lot.  I think it's interesting and would make an excellent voice-over for commercials. Female voices on commercials are usually voices that are different and distinctive.

[shoegal]

2 hours ago, izabella said:

This.  I am mystified by what Sonja wants here.  Does she expect Lu and Tom to sit her down, talk about what an awesome fuck-buddy she was for Tom, and how sorry they are that Tom didn't want to marry her and chose to propose to Lu instead?  Does she want a consolation prize or parting gift from Tom in the form of hush money and a diamond?  Does she want Lu and Tom to talk about her in the press, to discuss all the times she and Tom found themselves blasted and had a quick shag before Sonja stumbled home to her interns?  Does she want Tom and Lu to sit around reminiscing about how he would kick Sonja out before breakfast the next morning?   A sympathy card? 

I think a simple "hey, I know this might be a little weird for you, I know you and Tom have some history together and you're my friend so it's awkward.  I hope we can move past it because I would like for us to stay friends..." instead of cackling in Sonja's face and yelling "I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!" and shoving your ring in her face while saying that "nothing BL, Before Lu matters!!!!"  Translation:  Sonja, you don't matter.  It's was only one fuck (allegedly).  Wham-bam-thank you ma'am.  Tom used you but he loves me.  We are getting married.  WE'RE SOULMATES!!!! 

I am so, so, SO glad that it was clarified on the show that it WAS Tom trying to pick up Ramona's and her friends (or Ramona's friend) Season 1 of the show.  So, let's see now.  Tom has already been on the show, hit on Joanie (Ramona's friend), dated Ramona, fucked Sonja, met Dorinda and is now engaged to LuAnn.  What. The. Fuck.  I know the UES is a small place, but come on, that's a LOT of RHONY action for one man.  Mmmmmhmmmmm.  Side eye indeed.  I wouldn't be surprised if the "Playboy bunny" he was making out with is the one that Ramona got in trouble for kissing on the lips the first season.  Or maybe it was Kelly Bensimone. 

[ElDosEquis]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale

Of housewives spewing shit

That started on this Florida port, aboard that

crazy ship, aboard that crazy ship

The guests were a group of crazy broads

The groom supposedly shagged

and this really bugged this group of hags, It really bugged those hags...

The party started getting rough

the Ramonster began to dance

Soon the question of Tom being a whore

and Lu? drunk on Romance, drunk on Romance.

The group's profound and trying to keep lulu from

walking down the aisle

With Dorinda, Methenny, too

the Ramonster is no 'wife'

The skinny fibroid and the

rest...........jump on the dog pile..

[Cherrio]

"I am so, so, SO glad that it was clarified on the show that it WAS Tom trying to pick up Ramona's and her friends (or Ramona's friend) Season 1 of the show.  So, let's see now.  Tom has already been on the show, hit on Joanie (Ramona's friend), dated Ramona, fucked Sonja, met Dorinda and is now engaged to LuAnn.  What. The. Fuck.  I know the UES is a small place, but come on, that's a LOT of RHONY action for one man.  Mmmmmhmmmmm.  Side eye indeed.  I wouldn't be surprised if the "Playboy bunny" he was making out with is the one that Ramona got in trouble for kissing on the lips the first season.  Or maybe it was Kelly Bensimone. "

Yes to all of the above !

         Tom is also playing/portraying Kelly Dodd's husband on RHOOC.

[film noire]

5 hours ago, HumblePi said:

 

Then there's the wealthy Palm Beach millionaires. There wasn't a single one of them that I'd want to spent five minutes with. They're certainly not what I imagined Palm Beach society would look like. They weren't only weird, some of them were creepy too. Creepy and weird people are not my idea of the kind of people that make for a fun party. I have a feeling most of them were Bravo staffers and family of staffers.

 

Palm Beach looks to be populated with very unattractive people (and not just Trump). The various gala photos online are creepy as hell; all these ancient men with trophy wives who look like cheap porn stars (back in MY day, a nineties trophy wife had the decency to look like a cheap lingerie model -- WHERE HAVE ALL THE STANDARDS GONE?)  

Just saw a photo of Dennis Shields...so now Bethenny has Luann's haircut, a ring on her finger AND a bald guy on her arm? Hmm.

Edited August 4, 2016 by film noire

[film noire]

30 minutes ago, Lemons said:

If Jules doesn't even know the definition of ninos, maybe she doesn't know that Rio means river in Spanish.

She thought it meant "pistachio".

[notnowimbusy]

When I see Ramona dance, I fear lives may be lost!  

Ramona is an embarrassment in every sense of the word.   I absolutely HATE when she tries to sound intelligent - it's like nails on a chalkboard.  Also what is that "thing" she does, where she raises her left shoulder, turns her face to that shoulder and flips her right hand in the air!  It always looks like she having some sort of spasm. 

[bref]

Y'alls comment are giving me life today! Thanks to all who answered my question about Jules. I...don't know what I feel about her. Pity, I guess. She's certainly well meaning, but her anxiety gives ME anxiety sometimes. One minute I think she's not really dumb, just nervous and inarticulate, but then she'll say something like "what IS the right way to wipe?" and my jaw just drops. And her disordered behavior around her eating, specifically when she put silverware in the pizza, is so uncomfortable, too. I wish her well but I don't enjoy watching her, I guess is what I'm trying to say.

Carole continues to disappoint me.

Luanne is awful but Bethenny is a stone cold bitch. What a joyless person.

Dorinda should stop drinking. It's certainly helped Sonja, as much as Sonja can be helped. The Ramona/Sonja/Tom storyline is sure bringing out the best in Ro, isn't it? :)

[ElDosEquis]

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[izabella]

17 minutes ago, film noire said:

Palm Beach looks to be populated with very unattractive people (and not just Trump). The various gala photos online are creepy as hell; all these ancient men with trophy wives who look like cheap porn stars (back in MY day, a nineties trophy wife had the decency to look like a cheap lingerie model -- WHERE HAVE ALL THE STANDARDS GONE?)  

So Sonja and Ramona's foobs fit right in.  Seems like Palm Beach is where they need to fish in order to land their rich fish.

[ElDosEquis]

14 minutes ago, film noire said:

She thought it meant "pistachio".

Nuez is espanol for 'Nut'

[poeticlicensed]

Anyone notice that when anyone starts saying anything negative about Beth on WWHL Andy shuts it right down? Happened last night with dorinda and Jules. 

[KungFuBunny]

14 hours ago, straightshooter said:

Oh my God, I'm glad I'm not the only one.  I am only half way through and I've been trying to watch for over an hour and a half.  I cannot stop rewinding and I am laughing so hard I am bawling.  Her "dancing" and crashing into the other poor, unsuspecting lady on the "dance floor" was one of the best things I've seen in ages.  Once I finally stopped watching that, I had to keep rewinding to try to translate what Dorinda said in her second language.

I am so very embarassed for how pathetic and desperate both Ramona and Sonja acted when they were around Tom, though.  Good Lord, did they make fools of themselves.   Ramona's attempts at flirting has to make men feel like they're being Punk'd.   How does that woman EVER get dates?  It's definitely not those ready-to-burst boobs of hers... 

I'm sure I'll be back with more if I can finally get through this damn thing.  This one is killing me - you seriously can't make this stuff up.

Yes. Ramona is why I live for Wednesdays. Her spasticity and rhythm void are EVERYTHING

I would also like to sign up for MSL classes - Martini as a second language. I think I could excel

How come the yacht never left the docks?

[ElDosEquis]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

How come the yacht never left the docks?

Easier to find the bodies, should someone "turtle time" their asses overboard?

[Sarcastica]

Ramona dancing gives me so much life.

I almost wept with joy watching her....dance.

[Muffyn]

4 hours ago, MerryMary said:

I once heard that women aren't really biologically programmed to be f-buddies.  During sex, hormones and other chemicals are released that encourage emotions.  

This theory has been stated for years and largely proven to be false.  It's not a biologic imperative.  There are issues regarding socialization. 

3 hours ago, Cherrio said:

The yacht has been for sale since 2014.    Its  pretty much a boat available for charter.  Nice try Bravo.    Luann and her "friends".   Like the Italian friends in St. Barts?    BAHAAAAAAA     You have no friends, they are rentals, like the boat.

http://www.merlewood.com/CA_Listings/CA_Sales2.html

Since we didn't get a Skinny Girl promotional  video, we had one for a yacht.  No wonder Lu was waxing poetic about how great the rooms were and why all of the bedding looked like easy to wash polyester.  So luxurious! 

2 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

What if it is true?  Sonja claims to be checking her diary for dates and times.   I don't think Sonja has receipts.  She was on Twitter last week again saying their relationship was on the down low.  So no dinners, no real friendship.  So far we have not seen Tom be delusional.  He and Ramona are down to arguing over 2 or 4 dates.  Down from Ramona's seven dates she claimed in the Berkshires. "Honest Ramona" the press shy lady who wanted no comments about she and Tom gave RadarOnLine a story recently saying they had dated 12 times.  There is something wrong with these women.

Have you watched past seasons with Sonja and her disconnect with reality?  Given a little more time Sonja will have she, Tom and Madonna as a threesome.  It will not be the first time Sonja has gone off on Luann over a man-she did make up Luann leaving with Harry and claimed they hooked up because he didn't come to her house that night.   

Okay, so Tom and Sonja may well have hooked up anywhere from one to 100 times over the course of the last ten years.  Fine.  Either of them may have been too drunk to remember a hook up or twelve too.   At first Sonja seemed okay with the fact that her hookup and probable drinking buddy was settling down with her friend.  I'm sure there is plenty of her feeling like why her and not me, but that is to be expected.  She probably didn't see him as marriage material until Lu landed him. 

 I agree that with Sonja's track record of exaggerations, it could be anything, but Tom was not the great love that got away.  Then again, she could have had sex with him, P. Diddy, a Nigerian soccer team, some sheiks, and the Monaco rowing club.  They would all fit into the Sexy J visions of her past. 

[KungFuBunny]

15 hours ago, Quita said:

The kisses between Tom and Luann?  I haven't smooches that awkward since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley.

She quickly follows this with, "I need eggs!" God, I love Ramona!

I wish she had said "get me some eggs a la francais Beotch"

[zulualpha]

10 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Yes. Ramona is why I live for Wednesdays. Her spasticity and rhythm void are EVERYTHING

I would also like to sign up for MSL classes - Martini as a second language. I think I could excel

How come the yacht never left the docks?

I'm guessing because then Luann (or Bravo) would have to hire and pay an actual crew instead of just wait staff.

8 minutes ago, Sarcastica said:

Ramona dancing gives me so much life.

I almost wept with joy watching her....dance.

Is Ramona dancing or just trying to remain upright?  Not cute.

[ElDosEquis]

13 minutes ago, Sarcastica said:

Ramona dancing gives me so much life.

I almost wept with joy watching her....dance.

I know that dance, I have seen it in the ER and in mosh pits.

It's a medical condition and a reason to assault people.

[notnowimbusy]

It looks like she's trying to get away from a bee.

[yourmomiseasy]

1 hour ago, Lemons said:

If Jules doesn't even know the definition of ninos, maybe she doesn't know that Rio means river in Spanish.

It's more probable that she knows that it means "Jasmine" in Japanese.  I don't know if you know this, but Jules is half Asian.  

[film noire]

16 minutes ago, ElDosEquis said:

To get rid of the extra box when you post.

Put the cursor near the upper left hand corner of the box -right below the plus sign in the box. then hit your 'DELETE' button.

It worked! Thank you, Eldosequis :) 

 

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Anyone notice that when anyone starts saying anything negative about Beth on WWHL Andy shuts it right down? Happened last night with dorinda and Jules

And the look on his face -- as if he were puzzled by their reaction -- wake up, Andy, lots of viewers feel the same way.

[charmed1]

Was that lady in the red dress married to the first guy Ramona introduced herself to? Because that was awkward and hilarious. She high tailed it to the next guy she could find.

[Muffyn]

This  episode proved that the ladies can bring the drama without Bethenny. 

We had spastic dancing Ramona, slurring Dorinda, cocktail spilling Jules and haughty Luann all OTT at a party full of odd characters.  Good times.  Oh, and Carole was there too.  Yep, she continues to exist.