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  1. ….is why I can’t blame Netflix. He told somebody he already didn’t trust a secret. She weaponized it to make the dumb ass point that 27 year olds shouldn’t go out lol. Gurlluh. Shut your frowny face pie hole.
  2. I'm crying real tears! 😂 I mean...was it coordinating? *sigh* you coulda been a contenda, Rock! You got a good chance of selling me something pink and you might be able to sell me something shiny, but you need to show it to me on a lady who's a real-life dress size, who has tiddy meat, food baby and it fits her properly. Why the hell was that holey leotard so big on her? If I leave a show thinking girl when/where am I ever wearing that, you bombed. Still, it's more than we've seen from Sheree in 10 years. There was literally not one reason Nneka couldn'tve been included in that fun little dress up game. Since nobody looked like their icon anyway, she could've met up with them 3 hours later and come as Lauryn Hill. Agree with the first part. As to the second, I dunno if I think they were right not to express well wishes - and lemme say I don't remember how the green eyed monsters responded to Mama Osefo - but I wouldn'tve said/didn't like that Wendy said out loud that (paraphrasing) she didn't give a shit because that's how they treated her. Because she's so close to her mom, I think she actually does give a shit and missed a moment to be genuine and mature on some: I know we don't always see eye to eye, but I'll be keeping your family covered in prayer. It's tough for someone to continue shittiness after that. I understood it, I just think it was as unkind as she accuses them of being when she could've said nothing. Andplusalso, even frenemies know when to set aside claws for a real life crisis. Ok last thing - there's a teeny tiny part of me that thinks on the gravity scale, a colonoscopy and brain cancer don't compare, but overall, worrying about your parents is worrying about your parents. Oh we doing field trips? I got the time and these Spirit points, say less I'll catch a shuttle.
  3. I’m dead! What’d Judy do to you? 😂😂😂 How’d LIB find out about an off-camera convo?
  4. Cam is a sweetheart. I can’t even picture him being stern about anything lol. Lauren is too but I can hear her say: This is co-wash day. Boy, please. 😁 She’s soft hearted to her own detriment. He looked like he was bout break bad again when she told us about going out with Matthew…twice lol! Flirty friends. Mmhmm. Bet we find out they’re keeping comp’ny. I think it’s a hair splitting difference but hear me out. Trevor is making representations to the show about himself/his availability that are untrue. If they know it when they cast him, it’s diabolical to have him on, but: ratings. If they don’t know it and find out post production but before the reunion, it’s still ratings gold. To the point somebody made upthread, you don’t shock the network, that’s their job lol. So if he did, mazel, but quid pro quo, there’s a price to pay and example to be made. Hopefully the guy gets some help cause bringing his ex’s kid into the story is another level. The friend Jimmy slept with was, quite unfortunately, collateral damage. See, I agree with you, she didn’t have shit to do with this. If you’re still here thank you for your patience. So two things: By the time Jimmy disclosed it to Chelsea, he already knew what her conflict m.o. looked like. Now what’s the most likely outcome when you hand an undisciplined sniper some ammunition? Thassright, everybody catches strays. And B: it was told off camera. But for Chelsea’s character deficiency, Netflix would never have had it to air. I’m not mad that you’re mad, but as The Honorable Judith Sheindlin would say, you’re suing the wrong defendant.
  5. And everybody rooting for em is gone wind up with their feelings in shambles when they find out 6 months from now that he’s cheated on her with his baby’s mother. What Jeramey should have done is the same thing Zack did. Be a grown up, acknowledge out loud that the woman you chose is not the one you wanted and interrupt the process by telling the producers, your fake fiancée and the woman it turns out you do want, the truth. Zack didn’t lie, cheat or sneak around and he still got what he wanted by simply being transparent. I don’t think anyone is pressed that Sarah Ann and Jeramy are together, but the how and when they got together was disrespectful af. She pursued a man who’d already passed on her, after the point of his commitment to someone else. And because he’s an ain’t shit dude his own mama doesn't believe, he responded while in the commitment. They didn’t go at em hard enough. Being called to the carpet for behaving inappropriately and disruptively then being delusional about how it is received is not bullying, it’s being held accountable for your choices. Considering her affinity for red baseball caps, it shouldn’t shock me that she struggled to understand while AD was trying to give her a hand with it. If Laura was unbearable, mean, condescending, etc. that was his opportunity to use her treatment as the excuse to say I don’t like it here no more, Seacrest out. ✌🏾 Yeah somebody should check on Trevor. He has that same low-key sociopathic trait those people on Catfish do. She posted on her IG that they tried making it for 4 days following taping and they just couldn’t. Sitting a lady down to justify why you’re trying to poach the man she’s with is some new age 2024 mess. She approached her because they were there. Something like 5 days had passed between the location-share and the lake house and Sarah Ann hadn’t reached out to Laura one time that we know of, on or off camera. The things that kept coming out her mouth at the Re’une also did her no favors. Going back and forth over being called a pick-me with the woman your dude actually chose is secondhand embarrassing lol. When Jess said “just like you said you were gonna do in the pods” we knew what it was. To which Sarah said “I’m not here to make friends….” So why are you loud and beat about getting put out the girls’ group chat? Tuh! I think you meant Jeramy. At first he said I haven’t seen you, then he said I’ve seen you once. Chelsea is not the muffucah to play with about receipts hunny lol. She proceeded to name the times, dates and bars where they ran into each other. Told Jeremy what her verbatim questions and his verbatim responses were. After which he did recall after all and confirmed that he and Sarah have “had their ups and downs” like all couples. Yes but, had they not allowed the audience to see it, we wouldn’tve known the exact moment the straw and broke back camel showed up for Jimmy. Excluding that random thing Clay said about AD’s finances, we usually get to see the moment it all turns to dust. Clay is a fast blinking, saying a lotta words but nothing substantive, salesman. He has acquired more self awareness but the follow through is 2 stars, do not recommend. Someone online said, he does need healing but she is not that boy’s hospital. ::tambourine pap:: For her own good I hope AD is moving past her build a bear phase because 🎶 truth is I’m tired. Spending your time investing in making a man better for the next woman he meets? She needs to unpack that. There was a point when Kenneth and Brittany were talking about FaceTime’ing every day and the camera man swung over to Clay/AD in time to catch him give her an I told you so tap on her thigh. That made me worry that they got back together. Nessa gurl, I smooth don’t care about any portion of the Lachey love story. We got it, you ultimatumed him, it worked out. Sis-boom-bah. But you turn into a cot-damb porcupine anytime somebody says the words Jessica Simpson…..and it’s been 20 years. Feel free to grab a towel and join Chelsea in the self esteem sauna.
  6. Lol. Friends fans would get the reference. https://youtu.be/fLwYpSCrlHU?si=Nn-Jafbrk7023aM0
  7. I told my sister I was disappointed that she didn’t have a MUA. I was really looking forward to seeing her in a lash less ostrich-y and makeup with color in it. Even if not different than normal, that’s probably the one day I’d want to look like a professional did my face. A lot of people liked/loved the dress. It looked great on her, but it was a little nekkid for me. Arms, chest, shoulders and thigh meat is a couple too many areas out on a day that’s supposed to be *sacred*
  8. Hmmph! Gurl in the Council of Bosoms group chat I said she went ahead and built a bear for some other lady. Meanwhile, whomever that is might have a more Clay-pleasing face, but emotionally, he’ll never do better. He’s gone be older than his old man in the club ass daddy by the time he realizes it too.
  9. Maybe I’m personalizing. Nonetheless, this is messy and Zen Wen is a bunch of different things. I don’t get messy from her. Now Ashley, yeah she’ll poke a bear all day.
  10. “you met me but you wasn’t good to me” ::flaps open MLK fan:: Ch’urch, let us pray. When Clay’s nogoodassdaddy said you know I didn’t have too many examples…and Ms. Margarita said now Imma stop you right there. I forgave you, but you need to be accountable for your actions and give your son a full-throated apology for some of the things you did that I’m just finding out about as a result of this show. Big age trash ass man in a big age trash ass pity party. No! Including A.D., her mama Tesh and Ms. Rita, Clay has been cloaked with women who’ve coddled and encouraged him in the gentlest ways that it’s possible to treat a grown man. At the end of the day, she’s fortunate. He could’ve let her think he was healed and tried faking it till he was making it. She’s a better woman than I could ever imagine being. I tapped out at the luncheon where they were talking about his work schedule keeping him a away from home and he delivered this “then what’s the problem then?” with a lil too much sauce, for me. Slickmouthing in the middle of a calm conversation is an automatic abort mission. But if all of the things that kept him from saying yes weren’t specific to her, why bring your commitment phobe ass on a show whose purpose is to wind up in a commitment? A.D. “it was a waste of my fucking time”…..for all of us, gurl. For all of us. Producers I’m gone need for you to do better, much damb better. When a jilted bride is leaving her own wedding in a double-R, the driver needs to open her door. TF? I see the #FreeJimmy movement was a success. If we can imagine a couple who’s been married for years and the wife says something in front of company that was shared on the condition of confidentiality, that’s a rough climb, even with loads of prior trust built in. Her insecurities drove everything out of proportion, she didn’t accurately listen to what was being said in the moment, had no idea what it meant to respect boundaries and wasn’t interested in initiating de-escalation. There’s no upside. I never remember Amy and Johnny until I see em. She needs to get her goofy ass on the pill though. There’s a man made contraceptive so popularly effective that it doesn’t even have a name, it’s just called THE pill and she’s worried about how it will affect hormones that it was manufactured to work in conjunction with. It’s giving Disney. You’re a whole wife, talk to your OBGYN.
  11. I’m no Giselle fan, but she wasn’t looking at Wendy and couldn’t see Candace so I’m not sure she would’ve multitasked talking about Grace, listening and responding to questions about her and reacting to mean mugging all at the same time. I mean the reason it even enters the chat is because cause Robyn makes her aware. Now what is completely inorganic is having standing beef with someone and walking up to them like whatchyall talmbout? Y’all not slick, production. Karen needn’t have said shit. If you’re Switzerland, hush until you’re asked for your opinion. Miss Ashley needs to be a wanton woman in peace and quit talking about a divorce. She signed a pre nup, then a post nup (the infidelity clause of which he violated) so if she doesn’t have stacks in that account, ain’t no helping her. She’s the primary caretaker for two back to back babies, there’s not one reason she can’t sue him for child support, right now. it doesn’t have to be an issue decided with divorce. One of my closest sued her husband (bf at the time) for child support whilst living with him. Made dinnertime tense as hell, but when there’s nothing to lose, bet the house. Michael might want visitation weekends but he damn sure doesn’t want custody. Between the show, child support, moose knuckle pants and the yogi workout she should be releasing, she bullshittin. Porsha’s on her second divorce, 1st millionaire baby’s father and whole ass weave line and still don’t have to get outta bed before 10. I’m lost at Candace trying to articulate what the issue with Robyn is. Weren’t they just co-crying barside over Robyn’s hairdressers sister passing? By the time they explain for real, I won’t care. Karen’s body is fierce, for any age. But I need her to tighten up the fit of those Fire Marshall Bill-ass teeth. How old is Mia? I never noticed this before but she has a booty-do. Peri-menopause? I’m on the middle pedestal raising my fist gurl, them hormones is whole muffucah.
  12. When I say I can’t wait for Joey to get a look at all this shiddy behind the scenes footage? idiotas: I just…{{hiccup/gag}} ugh..can’t take it anymore, you’re making my life hell with your bullying!! Maria: {{runs hand through hair}} I don’t know what you mean, gimme an example of how I’m bullying you. idiotas: OMG!!! You’re doing it right neeowwww!! STOP! Get away from me, you’re toxic. I hope Maria tortures these bitches in perpetuity and sends out calligraphy’d stationery every time she and Joey celebrate a milestone. “We’re having a bully-baby, please save the date for the harassment shower!” 😛 I hope they get ate tf up at this tell all
  13. @Baltimore Betty BSC = Bat Shit Crazy. Let me officially welcome you all to the: African Mothers Thought Processes Support Group. ::looksaroundroom:: Hi. My name is 'damo....and I'm a survivor. So, not only an explanation of heritage and biology, the real point is that we all understand that she's taking credit for this and subsequent events, because after all, without her, there is no Wendy. And again, without her, there are therefore no grandchildren to have been communed. So she's also responsible for leading the prayer. Please resist the urge to point out Eddie and his parents. It's shorter to let your African mama Mufasa a whole situation than force her to acknowledge the obvious. Just follow Ivy. Get a drink and help yourselves to the refreshments in the back. I thought the surgery Wendy had was to her booty but now thatcha mention it, her front is quite....alert. Ashley's are nice but she's got such a small frame, I wish she'd gone like a half a size smaller. I get that that's a real grass is greener situation though. That thing she said about not knowing how to dress them yet. Lol. Yeah shit's all fun and games until you're ordering a double xl tank top for no good gottam reason. Karen: you almost slayed girl. It's either the floofy hat or the elbow gloves. Both is doing too much.....which is saying a lot a Nigerian party. I see t-shirt season's starting early.
  14. This thing own? SweetTea, KeneashTea, meltdowns? Quad bearing gifts and giving gracious ex at a party to which she wasn't invited? Toya aka HaiTea having a seizure then leaving b/c Quad came even though bridey was shockingly diplomatic about it. Since when did wedding planners dictate the budget? Listen Craig, imma slide another 1800 usd across this here table, do what you want with that but don't call my phone anymuffucin more today, k? Not Damon and Heavenly gaslighting this baby bout school? lol!! I hope she goes to the University of Honolulu. How long is it gone be until we can see the wives react to ass cheeks on the party bus? Curtis' face mole was contracting. That is all.
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