Jennifer said something like: Sure I have the house with the most square footage but it's my only house. First of all, it makes me genuinely sad for someone I don't know in real life to be so transparently invested in oneupmanship. For a couple of different reasons. a. you've really considered this before, like of all the nj housewives IVE got the most square footage, buah ah ah ah. b. let's say your house is 3500 sq. ft. (I don't know sq. footage like that so just imagine bigger if I'm off) 1900 of it is hallway dumbass. That is quite literally the most unpractical use of wasted space ever.....on a 1/4 acre of land lol. c. square footage is a but not the determining factor in a home's value. You can bother Bill for another couple of floors but Paramus don't have na'am one lake or beach boo, unless you count Van Saun and that's just for the comatose iguana n shit. d. kids parties - are for kids. Look, when there were still babies in the squad one of my besties invited us all down to the crappy pizza amusement spot for her baby's birthday. She considered that thing so pricey she didn't order any crappy food for the parents, we had to pay for our own shit. Which I cursed her the hell out for, but the point I'm making is first class, economy, if the plane crashes, sharks don't care where you was sittin. And if it don't, we all landing at the same time.
Because I feel as though I have single-handedly made Jeff Bezos a billionaire, I could not stop giggling at the pinnacle of Jen's umbrage. With your Amazon Box gift bags!! They come prewrapped and everything, but look, if you can find the Tiffany's sterling rattle your last baby played with as an infant, please let us all know. I left some Amazon snack pack crunchy edibles on my porch table with a note for ups, fedex and my postal carrier and lemme tell you something, they ring the bell to express profiles in gratitude about a pack of cheezits and a juice box. I'llbedamb. That's a tack-ass bitch calling somebody else a tack-ass bitch.
I love Delores but she sounds crazy justifying dumbassery with cultural familiarity.
I gotta give it to these women coming to breakfast, going shopping and having cocktails in heels everywhere they damn go. The Hamptons is made of sand and uneven sidewalks. You liable to break something trying to be cute.
I see you trying to give her the benefit of the doubt lol. I was 11 months old at the time of the murders. Whether you or your kin follow the news or not, speak English at home or not, it's kind of impossible to be this ignorant about an infamous real person in American history. Teresa went to high school in NJ just like I did lol. They taught this in Paterson. This is like never having heard of MLK or Malcolm X. I'm sorry girl, you tried, but Teresa is this silly. I had a co worker who had never heard the name Condoleeza before........during the Bush II Presidency. It made me put her in this is why we can't have nice things category.
Evan. That's some good grown right there. None of the 50 year olds in my dating pool look close to that dude. 40 year olds neither lol.