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I wasn’t surprised that Daisy was one of two but man I was hoping she wasn’t the one. Her voice sends me. Kelsey seems sweet but she’s like watching paint dry. I wanted him to wind up with Lexi or Maria. Lexi was curious to me because if timeline is a thing and you’re leaving a dude you’re already lowkey in love with to start over…. He made a super safe tv choice with Kelsey, i thought this might go the way of Ben and it wasn’t gone be either of them, he was gonna spin around and say he made a mistake in letting Maria go. Yes she was kind of a neurotic mess, but he didn’t doubt that she loved him and needing some kind of guarantee as a result of what he’d been through with Charity was just retraumatizing himself. Not that he doesn’t love Kelsey but there’s no sizzle. Jen as the new bachelorette is meh; but I’ll take anyone over Leah. She was talking shit even in the audience. I never wanna see her, Sydney or the tall drunk one again.

Sorry I’m late, traffic was terrible. We do disagree but it’s all good. 😛Chelsea is more to blame. Error, drunken faux pas, semantics. Programmers can edit something out, not put in what was never said. In fact the reason I hold Chelsea more responsible is she’s not a kid. She’s 31 years old and somebody’s ex wife, but still fights like a college sophomore, just no holds barred. I think we needed to know the exact reason it wasn’t gone work because a lot of folks find that navigable. As for Jimmy, he’s also immature. Chelsea was insecure about enough stuff without him thinking he was “helping” to be transparent with that story. In order of assignment of blame: Jimmy 60%, Chelsea 35%, Netflix 5%. Bobcat says it better though:

….is why I can’t blame Netflix. He told somebody he already didn’t trust a secret. She weaponized it to make the dumb ass point that 27 year olds shouldn’t go out lol. Gurlluh. Shut your frowny face pie hole.

I'm crying real tears! 😂 I mean...was it coordinating? *sigh* you coulda been a contenda, Rock! You got a good chance of selling me something pink and you might be able to sell me something shiny, but you need to show it to me on a lady who's a real-life dress size, who has tiddy meat, food baby and it fits her properly. Why the hell was that holey leotard so big on her? If I leave a show thinking girl when/where am I ever wearing that, you bombed. Still, it's more than we've seen from Sheree in 10 years. There was literally not one reason Nneka couldn'tve been included in that fun little dress up game. Since nobody looked like their icon anyway, she could've met up with them 3 hours later and come as Lauryn Hill. Agree with the first part. As to the second, I dunno if I think they were right not to express well wishes - and lemme say I don't remember how the green eyed monsters responded to Mama Osefo - but I wouldn'tve said/didn't like that Wendy said out loud that (paraphrasing) she didn't give a shit because that's how they treated her. Because she's so close to her mom, I think she actually does give a shit and missed a moment to be genuine and mature on some: I know we don't always see eye to eye, but I'll be keeping your family covered in prayer. It's tough for someone to continue shittiness after that. I understood it, I just think it was as unkind as she accuses them of being when she could've said nothing. Andplusalso, even frenemies know when to set aside claws for a real life crisis. Ok last thing - there's a teeny tiny part of me that thinks on the gravity scale, a colonoscopy and brain cancer don't compare, but overall, worrying about your parents is worrying about your parents. Oh we doing field trips? I got the time and these Spirit points, say less I'll catch a shuttle.

I’m dead! What’d Judy do to you? 😂😂😂 How’d LIB find out about an off-camera convo?

Cam is a sweetheart. I can’t even picture him being stern about anything lol. Lauren is too but I can hear her say: This is co-wash day. Boy, please. 😁 She’s soft hearted to her own detriment. He looked like he was bout break bad again when she told us about going out with Matthew…twice lol! Flirty friends. Mmhmm. Bet we find out they’re keeping comp’ny. I think it’s a hair splitting difference but hear me out. Trevor is making representations to the show about himself/his availability that are untrue. If they know it when they cast him, it’s diabolical to have him on, but: ratings. If they don’t know it and find out post production but before the reunion, it’s still ratings gold. To the point somebody made upthread, you don’t shock the network, that’s their job lol. So if he did, mazel, but quid pro quo, there’s a price to pay and example to be made. Hopefully the guy gets some help cause bringing his ex’s kid into the story is another level. The friend Jimmy slept with was, quite unfortunately, collateral damage. See, I agree with you, she didn’t have shit to do with this. If you’re still here thank you for your patience. So two things: By the time Jimmy disclosed it to Chelsea, he already knew what her conflict m.o. looked like. Now what’s the most likely outcome when you hand an undisciplined sniper some ammunition? Thassright, everybody catches strays. And B: it was told off camera. But for Chelsea’s character deficiency, Netflix would never have had it to air. I’m not mad that you’re mad, but as The Honorable Judith Sheindlin would say, you’re suing the wrong defendant.

And everybody rooting for em is gone wind up with their feelings in shambles when they find out 6 months from now that he’s cheated on her with his baby’s mother. What Jeramey should have done is the same thing Zack did. Be a grown up, acknowledge out loud that the woman you chose is not the one you wanted and interrupt the process by telling the producers, your fake fiancée and the woman it turns out you do want, the truth. Zack didn’t lie, cheat or sneak around and he still got what he wanted by simply being transparent. I don’t think anyone is pressed that Sarah Ann and Jeramy are together, but the how and when they got together was disrespectful af. She pursued a man who’d already passed on her, after the point of his commitment to someone else. And because he’s an ain’t shit dude his own mama doesn't believe, he responded while in the commitment. They didn’t go at em hard enough. Being called to the carpet for behaving inappropriately and disruptively then being delusional about how it is received is not bullying, it’s being held accountable for your choices. Considering her affinity for red baseball caps, it shouldn’t shock me that she struggled to understand while AD was trying to give her a hand with it. If Laura was unbearable, mean, condescending, etc. that was his opportunity to use her treatment as the excuse to say I don’t like it here no more, Seacrest out. ✌🏾 Yeah somebody should check on Trevor. He has that same low-key sociopathic trait those people on Catfish do. She posted on her IG that they tried making it for 4 days following taping and they just couldn’t. Sitting a lady down to justify why you’re trying to poach the man she’s with is some new age 2024 mess. She approached her because they were there. Something like 5 days had passed between the location-share and the lake house and Sarah Ann hadn’t reached out to Laura one time that we know of, on or off camera. The things that kept coming out her mouth at the Re’une also did her no favors. Going back and forth over being called a pick-me with the woman your dude actually chose is secondhand embarrassing lol. When Jess said “just like you said you were gonna do in the pods” we knew what it was. To which Sarah said “I’m not here to make friends….” So why are you loud and beat about getting put out the girls’ group chat? Tuh! I think you meant Jeramy. At first he said I haven’t seen you, then he said I’ve seen you once. Chelsea is not the muffucah to play with about receipts hunny lol. She proceeded to name the times, dates and bars where they ran into each other. Told Jeremy what her verbatim questions and his verbatim responses were. After which he did recall after all and confirmed that he and Sarah have “had their ups and downs” like all couples. Yes but, had they not allowed the audience to see it, we wouldn’tve known the exact moment the straw and broke back camel showed up for Jimmy. Excluding that random thing Clay said about AD’s finances, we usually get to see the moment it all turns to dust. Clay is a fast blinking, saying a lotta words but nothing substantive, salesman. He has acquired more self awareness but the follow through is 2 stars, do not recommend. Someone online said, he does need healing but she is not that boy’s hospital. ::tambourine pap:: For her own good I hope AD is moving past her build a bear phase because 🎶 truth is I’m tired. Spending your time investing in making a man better for the next woman he meets? She needs to unpack that. There was a point when Kenneth and Brittany were talking about FaceTime’ing every day and the camera man swung over to Clay/AD in time to catch him give her an I told you so tap on her thigh. That made me worry that they got back together. Nessa gurl, I smooth don’t care about any portion of the Lachey love story. We got it, you ultimatumed him, it worked out. Sis-boom-bah. But you turn into a cot-damb porcupine anytime somebody says the words Jessica Simpson…..and it’s been 20 years. Feel free to grab a towel and join Chelsea in the self esteem sauna.

Lol. Friends fans would get the reference. https://youtu.be/fLwYpSCrlHU?si=Nn-Jafbrk7023aM0

😬 if youdve said she was 49, Ida believed it.

I told my sister I was disappointed that she didn’t have a MUA. I was really looking forward to seeing her in a lash less ostrich-y and makeup with color in it. Even if not different than normal, that’s probably the one day I’d want to look like a professional did my face. A lot of people liked/loved the dress. It looked great on her, but it was a little nekkid for me. Arms, chest, shoulders and thigh meat is a couple too many areas out on a day that’s supposed to be *sacred*

Hmmph! Gurl in the Council of Bosoms group chat I said she went ahead and built a bear for some other lady. Meanwhile, whomever that is might have a more Clay-pleasing face, but emotionally, he’ll never do better. He’s gone be older than his old man in the club ass daddy by the time he realizes it too.

Maybe I’m personalizing. Nonetheless, this is messy and Zen Wen is a bunch of different things. I don’t get messy from her. Now Ashley, yeah she’ll poke a bear all day.

“you met me but you wasn’t good to me” ::flaps open MLK fan:: Ch’urch, let us pray. When Clay’s nogoodassdaddy said you know I didn’t have too many examples…and Ms. Margarita said now Imma stop you right there. I forgave you, but you need to be accountable for your actions and give your son a full-throated apology for some of the things you did that I’m just finding out about as a result of this show. Big age trash ass man in a big age trash ass pity party. No! Including A.D., her mama Tesh and Ms. Rita, Clay has been cloaked with women who’ve coddled and encouraged him in the gentlest ways that it’s possible to treat a grown man. At the end of the day, she’s fortunate. He could’ve let her think he was healed and tried faking it till he was making it. She’s a better woman than I could ever imagine being. I tapped out at the luncheon where they were talking about his work schedule keeping him a away from home and he delivered this “then what’s the problem then?” with a lil too much sauce, for me. Slickmouthing in the middle of a calm conversation is an automatic abort mission. But if all of the things that kept him from saying yes weren’t specific to her, why bring your commitment phobe ass on a show whose purpose is to wind up in a commitment? A.D. “it was a waste of my fucking time”…..for all of us, gurl. For all of us. Producers I’m gone need for you to do better, much damb better. When a jilted bride is leaving her own wedding in a double-R, the driver needs to open her door. TF? I see the #FreeJimmy movement was a success. If we can imagine a couple who’s been married for years and the wife says something in front of company that was shared on the condition of confidentiality, that’s a rough climb, even with loads of prior trust built in. Her insecurities drove everything out of proportion, she didn’t accurately listen to what was being said in the moment, had no idea what it meant to respect boundaries and wasn’t interested in initiating de-escalation. There’s no upside. I never remember Amy and Johnny until I see em. She needs to get her goofy ass on the pill though. There’s a man made contraceptive so popularly effective that it doesn’t even have a name, it’s just called THE pill and she’s worried about how it will affect hormones that it was manufactured to work in conjunction with. It’s giving Disney. You’re a whole wife, talk to your OBGYN.

I’m no Giselle fan, but she wasn’t looking at Wendy and couldn’t see Candace so I’m not sure she would’ve multitasked talking about Grace, listening and responding to questions about her and reacting to mean mugging all at the same time. I mean the reason it even enters the chat is because cause Robyn makes her aware. Now what is completely inorganic is having standing beef with someone and walking up to them like whatchyall talmbout? Y’all not slick, production. Karen needn’t have said shit. If you’re Switzerland, hush until you’re asked for your opinion. Miss Ashley needs to be a wanton woman in peace and quit talking about a divorce. She signed a pre nup, then a post nup (the infidelity clause of which he violated) so if she doesn’t have stacks in that account, ain’t no helping her. She’s the primary caretaker for two back to back babies, there’s not one reason she can’t sue him for child support, right now. it doesn’t have to be an issue decided with divorce. One of my closest sued her husband (bf at the time) for child support whilst living with him. Made dinnertime tense as hell, but when there’s nothing to lose, bet the house. Michael might want visitation weekends but he damn sure doesn’t want custody. Between the show, child support, moose knuckle pants and the yogi workout she should be releasing, she bullshittin. Porsha’s on her second divorce, 1st millionaire baby’s father and whole ass weave line and still don’t have to get outta bed before 10. I’m lost at Candace trying to articulate what the issue with Robyn is. Weren’t they just co-crying barside over Robyn’s hairdressers sister passing? By the time they explain for real, I won’t care. Karen’s body is fierce, for any age. But I need her to tighten up the fit of those Fire Marshall Bill-ass teeth. How old is Mia? I never noticed this before but she has a booty-do. Peri-menopause? I’m on the middle pedestal raising my fist gurl, them hormones is whole muffucah.

When I say I can’t wait for Joey to get a look at all this shiddy behind the scenes footage? idiotas: I just…{{hiccup/gag}} ugh..can’t take it anymore, you’re making my life hell with your bullying!! Maria: {{runs hand through hair}} I don’t know what you mean, gimme an example of how I’m bullying you. idiotas: OMG!!! You’re doing it right neeowwww!! STOP! Get away from me, you’re toxic. I hope Maria tortures these bitches in perpetuity and sends out calligraphy’d stationery every time she and Joey celebrate a milestone. “We’re having a bully-baby, please save the date for the harassment shower!” 😛 I hope they get ate tf up at this tell all

@Baltimore Betty BSC = Bat Shit Crazy. Let me officially welcome you all to the: African Mothers Thought Processes Support Group. ::looksaroundroom:: Hi. My name is 'damo....and I'm a survivor. So, not only an explanation of heritage and biology, the real point is that we all understand that she's taking credit for this and subsequent events, because after all, without her, there is no Wendy. And again, without her, there are therefore no grandchildren to have been communed. So she's also responsible for leading the prayer. Please resist the urge to point out Eddie and his parents. It's shorter to let your African mama Mufasa a whole situation than force her to acknowledge the obvious. Just follow Ivy. Get a drink and help yourselves to the refreshments in the back. I thought the surgery Wendy had was to her booty but now thatcha mention it, her front is quite....alert. Ashley's are nice but she's got such a small frame, I wish she'd gone like a half a size smaller. I get that that's a real grass is greener situation though. That thing she said about not knowing how to dress them yet. Lol. Yeah shit's all fun and games until you're ordering a double xl tank top for no good gottam reason. Karen: you almost slayed girl. It's either the floofy hat or the elbow gloves. Both is doing too much.....which is saying a lot a Nigerian party. I see t-shirt season's starting early.

This thing own? SweetTea, KeneashTea, meltdowns? Quad bearing gifts and giving gracious ex at a party to which she wasn't invited? Toya aka HaiTea having a seizure then leaving b/c Quad came even though bridey was shockingly diplomatic about it. Since when did wedding planners dictate the budget? Listen Craig, imma slide another 1800 usd across this here table, do what you want with that but don't call my phone anymuffucin more today, k? Not Damon and Heavenly gaslighting this baby bout school? lol!! I hope she goes to the University of Honolulu. How long is it gone be until we can see the wives react to ass cheeks on the party bus? Curtis' face mole was contracting. That is all.

Admittedly, I'm personalizing my opinion. This is a debate within my immediate circle of bosoms that either ends in laughter or profanity or both. Omission is a/the lie. I'll see myself out 🙃.

He lied about it to begin with, so she doesn't know with certainty what happened, she knows what he said happened. A sentence like this has your petty rival ready to respond with: what makes you think he threw me out? Now you look smug and dumb and lied to some more...in front of your husband's strumpet. Nope. Girl imma need you to watch all 112 Seasons of Downton Abbey. Goofy ass side movies too. If the first episode doesn't get you, please hang in there for the first appearance of Dame Margaret Natalie Smith. I wish she'd make an album reading us the alphabet so they could gawn and make her an EGOT already. I digress. Watch it for real lol. Generally, I'm not sure most men understand the exact nature of the betrayal here. Especially because this is a character not only very much in love with his wife, but in tune to her. The physical construction of an affair is almost forgiveable. If and only if a) you don't have an emotional tie to her and just as importantly b) you deny her the power to surprise me with something about my own relationship. Bay-bee that letter b)? I'm really shocked she didn't put him downstairs with Monsieur Borden n'em. This is the other thing. That would've been her job and her decision to make, so her ultimate dismissal doesn't mitigate anything for Bertha. Turner knows that George kept it a secret because Bertha didn't fire her the next day. When George asked if the introduction to the Duke would get him off the hook, I really needed her to be like: the fuck it will. Let me know if you reach him. I wouldn't carr-my happy ass to nobody's sundown town in 20 and 23, The Year of our Lord. Alabama's last (known) lynching was in 1981. Ya'll. Did you hear me say within my and some of yall's lifetime a black man was hanged? I know Peggy's got a strategy about keeping moving since finding out about the baby but I wanted Audra to shake her, something. Sheeeid, this sound like The Talk we have today. Much deeper than subservience, pride any of that. First, you gotta make it home. Nobody knows the trouble she's seen. Nobody knows her sorrow. I'd guess more than just a rough go, she's managed to keep the Van Rijns afloat, without a man, not penniless and still living in a fully staffed house on lah de dah street. Quite an accomplishment, for a widow, for a woman at the time. Everybody kind of benefits from her largesse but doesn't really acknowledge the sacrifice it took for her to make it. I think it's her litmus so everything else by comparison just isn't a bfd. I'm biased though, I love Christine Baranski's delivery. Carrie definitely argued with the wardrobe department this episode. Sky blue pleats. How dreadful. Turner's playing checkers and the game is chess. Where is she supposed to have come across all this old money high society ways knowledge exactly? Where did Mrs. Astor send word to Mr. McAllister that the coven was meeting if she didn't know he was across the street? She/he/you means to catch me out. I want to figure out how to work this into my next accusatory conversation.

Now girl you slid into that man's whole IG and told him you can give him what he want. Do that. He wants to be catered to like a grown ass baby. He wants you to be at home in an apron when he walk through the door. He wants you to fcuk them greens up like Roydell and Alverstine do. He wants you to come up with as many different kinds of ways to say fuschia as you wont to. Unlimited funds, you can dress that man in a sill-ass salmon colored suit (he'll even let you pronounce the L), and serve ribs and baked beans down to the venue. He. Don't. Curr. To such an extent that ain't nothing stopping you from taking all his shit after the fact. And since you're kind of unabashed about this checkbook and you came down to the brides r' us and stepped out a 2019 double R, widebody, whatchu gone do? They don't have to move, she isn't having a baby before the ceremony.....what exactly is it that a bride is gonna be stressed about that can't be solved with cash? I wish tf I would meet a childless bachelor MD who let me run loose with his ATM card and didn't want to be involved in the plans. There'd be at LEAST 2 camels and a bouncy castle! Girl good day! Gawn and call a caterer, a hayride company, the Atlanta Metropolitan something or other and whoever makes your balloon rainbows and shutcho goof ass up.

That's what I thought but his name wasn't a two-parter starting with John. Because Ada won't marry without Agnes' approval. Last season when Ada's old boyfriend showed up, Agnes clocked him from the door. She was cruel and dismissive, but she was also right. She got him alone in the parlor on some I understand you've come to ask my sister's hand in marriage....you should know she don't have any cash. Then we saw the smoke in his coattail. This. I was gonna call it garden variety microaggression mixed with flat out jealousy. I think it's an actual skill set to display this brand of racism so that the subject of your ire is typically the only one to see it accurately. Yeah Armstrong's mean and ornery and genuinely doesn't like Peggy, but she has no reason to dislike her. Everyone else thinks she's just "picking on" her, that's why the other servants are all: girl stop being an asshole, Peggy's just trying to help you. Armstrong knows that. If you'd rather take the chance of not finishing your work (in that era) than having a black woman help you finish it, you racist as shit lol. It just isn't loud. The coffin closer is she knows that Agnes admires Peggy. A thing Armstrong will never have, which is a special twist of the knife considering the ingratitude in the dynamic she has with her mother.

Yes, we did. In one of the lurks, as she's standing on the steps about to go into her foyer, she whirls on him and says something like hey perv, I've peeped you stalking me. Who are you and what do you want? He introduces himself with the name we all know him by, then tells her what his name used to be. Then you see a look of recognition on her face. She recoils and it gets hazy for me after that. I don't know if she picks up her floofy petticoats and runs or says something to him. My memory really wants to say she told him not to ever darken her doorstep again or some gone with the wind shit. Either way, she knows who is otherwise the dinner scene where she tells her husband that bald guy from dinner with the gravy boat? Yeah bro, that's my dad. She is young still, so she presumably would not have recognized his face from memory.

And this concludes today's attempt at keeping near the cross. 😆

Mariah's husband? shit, now I have to ff rewatch. For a hot second I thought you were referring to Phaedra's sons who were somehow frozen in my mind at 18 months and 4 years old. Ohmigosh they're still so cute! and somehow, not in a good way lol. A check is check. I don't know if he was ever doing his reputation any good but falling in love with self admitted golddiggers 15-20 years his junior is a tough image to improve. I'll give it to her for confidence though. I think my booty is formidable. And I'd like my fiance to describe it similarly. I doubt very much, that I'd meet his friends for the first time, let alone host them and open the door in coochie cutters.......with tassels. Say what you will about Quadrafinka Webb, she would have never. Andplusalso, chafing dishes and a butler would've been involved. Even at a hoe down. Teneasha and Keneasha. Why do people do this? It's gone be a long season Yeah, it wasn't cool. They got in their own lil world there for a minute. But if you don't want chatter about your man's ex at your engagement party, you should probably host it at a venue that's not the house where he lived with her. I'm only here to see the fight that Keneasha and Heavenly inevitably get into and whatever embarrassing thing Phaedra's boyfriend does. She didn't even finish saying he's from Nigeri....before I said: in 5...4...3... Shoutout to Nia Long. In hot ass Atlanta. Yeah Phaedra's a co owner of the place. I know that wasn't your point. It's not politically correct, but that's not her priority. If it don't make dollars, it ain't making cents. Pressuring your baby to go to a school near home cause you finna have trouble with it is concerning.

I'm took. ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I mean it could be a goose, respectfully, their quacks sound similar. Who's to say what their walks look like, have you ever really paid attention to a goose's walk? You don't even really know IF the goose can walk, you've never even seen his feet up close like that! Robyn see how dumb words sound when you just spit em out all random and shit? my delivery's gonna sound shitty but I don't mean it: cause he keeps cheating. The story she told in her own defense about telling him to get the fuck out? then, because they know her, her friends were like: well did he leave? and she let out a giggle and said no. I didn't know whether to giggle with her or spike-lee-hands-up the whole situation. All I got is what gets said when you find out the prom queen's been strung out since high school: pretty girl, damb shame. Handbasket's pulling up so I'll make it quick. Thankfully they've grown into their faces, cause, ::smoothsskirt:: well. We didn't know which way this was finna go. On the sales floor baby, ain't no other ones in the back. All God has, are the ones that are *out*. OT: is anybody having trouble getting the gifs file to load? I can't see naan one of em.