I wish I found Tom Schwartz one-hundredth as adorable as he finds himself.
The Oracle was a big no for me, but I understand Stassi and Beau are in real therapy, so good for them. In other relationship news, I am very confused about Kristen and Ariana, not gonna lie. But whatever, I guess? Jax and Brit are doomed, DOOMED I TELLS YA.
Raquel is too dumb to live, and I was not amused by her mother's horny-old-lady act. Cute dog, though.