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Spencer Hastings
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Tough crowd!  She's wearing modern shoes with closed toes, pants, and a shirt that literally calls back to her family's ridiculous rules and there are still 35 things wrong with what she's doing. 

Churchhoney
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That's okay. He's forgotten it a few times himself. 

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My push presents after having my kids were my kids. 

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Even with the order driving the kids around without stopping anywhere is allowed.  

In the spring I'd put the dog in the car and make a circuit of Poke stops just to run the car and see something besides the street I live on.   I guess by next week I'll be doing that again.  

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lascuba

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On 12/4/2020 at 10:59 PM, iwantcookies said:

I honestly think Jinger does all the chores/childcare/cooking while Jeremy stays in his office “studying “ and writing in his fancy journal. 

There was this one episode on CO when Felicity was a newborn, and I'm not exaggerating when I say that Jeremy didn't do one single thing to care for that baby. He held her once, and that was so Jinger could make him a cup of coffee.

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Oldernowiser

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49 minutes ago, lascuba said:

There was this one episode on CO when Felicity was a newborn, and I'm not exaggerating when I say that Jeremy didn't do one single thing to care for that baby. He held her once, and that was so Jinger could make him a cup of coffee.

I wish I could say I’m surprised. 

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QuinnInND

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CIeitUEhv8C/?igshid=1svua1x1vwu3b

Am I the only one who doesn't let other people play with their phone? My husband would never think to take goofy pics with my phone, nor I with his. 

1 hour ago, lascuba said:

There was this one episode on CO when Felicity was a newborn, and I'm not exaggerating when I say that Jeremy didn't do one single thing to care for that baby. He held her once, and that was so Jinger could make him a cup of coffee.

Jackass. 

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1 hour ago, lascuba said:

There was this one episode on CO when Felicity was a newborn, and I'm not exaggerating when I say that Jeremy didn't do one single thing to care for that baby. He held her once, and that was so Jinger could make him a cup of coffee.

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He's a real charmer, isn't he? That's a pretty good indication to me--beyond the other things Jeremy does--that the John MacArthur preaching about women is not something that privately makes Jeremy squeamish. (I've said it before, but I don't believe for a minute that he is only attending that seminary because it is in L.A. I think he wholeheartedly believes all the hateful shit MacArthur teaches but doesn't have the backbone to own it publicly because he has a complex about wanting to be liked.)

I also have no doubt that Jeremy doesn't think he is an asshole to Jinger. But he is. 

I actually wondered if that post recently about Jinger was a way to push back on some of the internet chatter about his being unkind to her. If so, he pulled a rather glorious Jessa by spectacularly missing the point and just reaffirming what he was accused of to begin with. 

 

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lascuba

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10 minutes ago, Zella said:

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He's a real charmer, isn't he? That's a pretty good indication to me--beyond the other things Jeremy does--that the John MacArthur preaching about women is not something that privately makes Jeremy squeamish. (I've said it before, but I don't believe for a minute that he is only attending that seminary because it is in L.A. I think he wholeheartedly believes all the hateful shit MacArthur teaches but doesn't have the backbone to own it publicly because he has a complex about wanting to be liked.)

I also have no doubt that Jeremy doesn't think he is an asshole to Jinger. But he is. 

I actually wondered if that post recently about Jinger was a way to push back on some of the internet chatter about his being unkind to her. If so, he pulled a rather glorious Jessa by spectacularly missing the point and just reaffirming what he was accused of to begin with. 

 

Never gets old.

 

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MaryAnneSpier

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In his post about going out to sell their junk, he calls Jinger "The Queen." WTH is that about? Is it a reference to Game of Thrones? That's the only thing I can think of that remotely makes sense. It seems so insincere for some reason though. My sister-in-law's husband reminds me 100 percent of Jeremy and he calls my SIL "queen" too. My husband knows not to call me that or "wifey" if he wants to see his next birthday. 

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DangerousMinds

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22 minutes ago, MaryAnneSpier said:

In his post about going out to sell their junk, he calls Jinger "The Queen." WTH is that about? Is it a reference to Game of Thrones? That's the only thing I can think of that remotely makes sense. It seems so insincere for some reason though. My sister-in-law's husband reminds me 100 percent of Jeremy and he calls my SIL "queen" too. My husband knows not to call me that or "wifey" if he wants to see his next birthday. 

That is truly  bizarre! Just why?

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Zella

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I noticed the queen comment and found it weirdly patronizing. If he treated her better, it would seem less off-putting to me. (Then again, my grandpa has affectionately called my grandmother "chief" my entire life. I only recently found out it was a Get Smart reference, and that provided me with more questions than answers. LOL) 

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GeeGolly

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4 minutes ago, crazy8s said:

I sort of thought he was trying to be funny with the Queen comment because she was in back with the kids and he was up front alone like her chauffeur.

I thought that as well.

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On 12/4/2020 at 7:03 PM, emmawoodhouse said:

Because no other mother ever got up at 3:40 am to tend to her newborn. 🙄

https://www.instagram.com/p/CIZRqFglgw0/?igshid=pwhkg5odgopi

Jeremy's Journal - December 4, 2020, 3:40 AM:

It's dark.  Very dark.  There is no sun, because it's night.  The sun does not shine at night.  The time - 3:40 AM.  The place - our house mansion.  Evangaleene Evingaline Evvagaa Evie Jo has become awakened because she's a baby, and babies do not sleep very much.  I ponder this mystery as Jing, refreshed from her 45 minutes of slumber - responds to the hearty cries of her our new daughter.  As I sit am seated ensconce myself in my leather desk chair writing down my thoughts in my leather-bound journal with my leather fountain pen, I wonder why, when you say the same word over and over again, it loses meaning - leather?  Leather!  Leaaaaaaaaaaaather!  What is leather?  From whence did it come from?  My thoughts ponderings musings are rudely interrupted by Jing asking me if I could get her a glass of water as she tends to her our baby.  As I rise from my leather chair, I think to myself - Self?  Take a photo in the dark of Jing and Evergerlie Evie Jo for Instagram!  Capture this moment because I sincirly sincereley highly doubt that anyone else has ever been awakened at this godforsaken hour of the night by a crying baby enfant!  Or should that be "la enfant?"  Anywho!  I arise from my leather chair, grab my phone, and head into the bedroom.  On the way, I stub my toe because of the darkness of the night.  I swear curse say "Ouchie."  In an event I can only describe as unfortunate, my shriek expletive exclamation wakes up Prop #1 Lissy.  She cries.  Evvie Joe cries.  Jing cries.  I am in a house mansion full of crying women.  Lo, from whence will come my rest?!  I snap the photo - its darkness encapsulates the night time and all its darkness - and on toes as light as a cat's, I head back to bed and spend a half hour attempting to capture the moment for my dozens millions of social media followers.  After rejecting several profound thoughts, I decide on simply this: "3:40 am."  It is deep.  It is dark.  It is full of mystery and wonder and darkness.  I post.  As I recede (oops not that word) snuggle deep into the blankets, I yell for Jing to bring me a bandage for my toe, as I think it's bleeding and I don't feel like arising from the cocoon of my repose.  If only everyone would stop crying.........sigh.  My life, it is hard.

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absnow54

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13 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

I think they want us to believe that Lissy took it. 

Felicity definitely took it. You can access the camera without unlocking a phone. Pretty much every time I pick up my phone, I find 37 new pictures of my daughter's forehead or feet.

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galaxygirl76

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25 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

I’m glad Jinger has girls, they will help her around the house. 

Didn't Boob say something along the lines that God knew what he was doing when they had a bunch of girls before the howlers came along?

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28 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

I’m glad Jinger has girls, they will help her around the house. 

Not me. I wanted them to have one son who’s six feet tall and tattooed by the time he’s twelve, thinks sports are for assholes, vacuums as a hobby, and converts to Buddhism. I also wanted them to have a gay son who’s six feet tall and out by the time he’s twelve, think sports are for assholes, wants to be a professional chef and converts to Kabbalah. I wanted them to adore their mother and think their dad is full of shit. 

The last thing RFP needs in life is a fan club of three women staring up at him adoringly. Gag.

 

8 minutes ago, galaxygirl76 said:

Didn't Boob say something along the lines that God knew what he was doing when they had a bunch of girls before the howlers came along?

Boob is an asshole. The End.

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GeeGolly

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1 hour ago, Oldernowiser said:

Not me. I wanted them to have one son who’s six feet tall and tattooed by the time he’s twelve, thinks sports are for assholes, vacuums as a hobby, and converts to Buddhism. I also wanted them to have a gay son who’s six feet tall and out by the time he’s twelve, think sports are for assholes, wants to be a professional chef and converts to Kabbalah. I wanted them to adore their mother and think their dad is full of shit. 

The last thing RFP needs in life is a fan club of three women staring up at him adoringly. Gag.

 

Boob is an asshole. The End.

Maybe EJ will grow up to be Everett Joseph, a dynamic preacher, at an inclusive congregation that has thousands of parishioners. EJ's partner will start a vlog platform called WeTube that puts YouTube out of business.

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QuinnInND

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4 hours ago, absnow54 said:

Felicity definitely took it. You can access the camera without unlocking a phone. Pretty much every time I pick up my phone, I find 37 new pictures of my daughter's forehead or feet.

Not my phone. When it's locked, the only thing you can do with it without unlocking it is to dial 911. It won't do anything else, or allow you to take a pic or anything. 

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Tasya

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They definitely have iPhones and you can snap pictures all day without ever unlocking it. Not to mention, Felicity may know his password. I use a very simple passcode on my phone because it's locked only in case it falls into strangers hands, I don't care if my son has access. He could unlock it by 2 and regularly does so now. I don't have snapchat on his iPad so he uses my phone for it. 

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Of all the reasons to loathe Punchable Aunt Cade, him trying to ruin the movie Tombstone with shitty cosplay is pretty petty, but that's one of my favorite movies, and I want to beat the hell out of him now more than I ever did before. 

Go away, Punchable Aunt Cade.

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Churchhoney

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1 hour ago, QuinnInND said:

😂😂😂😂😂Fucking poser. I'm laughing so hard, I've got tears rolling down my cheeks. I needed that laugh. 

Jer and Cade.  I don't know when I've seen two guys more impressed with themselves. Two obnoxious peas in a damn pod. 

I don't know how Jinger and Gabby can stand them. 

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laurakaye

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11 hours ago, galaxygirl76 said:

Aw how cute, he wants to Brokeback Mountain that.

Right??  Does the oh-so-worldly Jeremy not understand the subtext there?  If I didn't know any better I'd say those two have a massive crush on each other.  Well, I guess I really don't know any better, come to think of it....

But the complete lack of self-awareness in some of these people is hysterically funny.  Keep up the good work, Punchie!

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Churchhoney

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9 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

The Bates boys are just as bad.

Maybe worse, actually. At least these two aren't armed to the teeth. 

I forget about the Bates boys whenever possible. 😁

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