Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore

[Fosca]

I'd much rather be on Christine's planet, that's for sure.

Edited February 18, 2022 by Fosca

[TurtlePower]

54 minutes ago, Fosca said:

I'd much rather be on Christine's planet, that's for sure.

I’m so glad she’s broken free. Hopefully, she will have a happy and rewarding life following years of brainwashing and misery.

[kassa]

1 hour ago, Fosca said:

I'd much rather be on Christine's planet, that's for sure.

Yeah, but no toast...

[barshi50]

Is Christine’s mother Annie still alive? If so, where is she living? I remember her being in the cul de sac episodes, and there was talk of her helping with Meri’s B&B, but I don’t remember anything after that.

[ginger90]

42 minutes ago, barshi50 said:

Is Christine’s mother Annie still alive? If so, where is she living? I remember her being in the cul de sac episodes, and there was talk of her helping with Meri’s B&B, but I don’t remember anything after that.

Yes, and she lives in Utah.

[ginger90]

 

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[Cetacean]

OMG, mock tapioca and tater tot casseroles will undoubtedly be featured.

[Gramto6]

It must really chap Kootie's behind she got her own show even if it is on TLC and Twitter(?). Good for her!!

(Not that I would probably ever make any of her items, but I'd watch just to give her viewers.)

[Irate Panda]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

 

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Guess it couldn’t be Robyn because she’s too lazy pretty to cook.
 

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME???

 

[CalicoKitty]

Let's just hope Christine does not have Jenelle as a "guest cook" to share some of her "recipes."

[ginger90]

[Kellyee]

Kody has to be out of his mind with rage that Christine is getting a spin off show.

That could have been Meri's gig if she played her cards right.

Hopefully none of the recipes include Plexus.

[Art Of Noiz]

I'm beyond excited at this news. Christine is good in front of a camera. And I might get to see Truely?? !! Avalon??!! I thought I was so cool, so jaded I surprised myself by loving her. 

Yeehaww!

[Tdoc72]

On 2/17/2022 at 6:28 AM, LilyD said:

Just watched a rerun of part two and wanted to comment on Christine explaining “her divorce” as  I think I finally got her.
I’m a born and raised Roman Catholic. Our church doesn’t accept a legal divorce and you’d have to go through Rome (or sometimes just the bishop) to obtain a ecclesiastical divorce. So, according to the church, my parents are still married though they legally divorced almost 25 years ago. They just never bothered to sort this out as they don’t go to church anymore. In their minds, they’re done.

Christin didn’t need a legal divorce since she wasn’t legally married. She no longer goes to this specific church and is completely done with it, so why bother. It’s a technicality that’s never going to mean anything nor going to cause trouble.

But Robin says they’re still married. We all know she’s the boss. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[Pickleinthemiddle]

46 minutes ago, Art Of Noiz said:

I'm beyond excited at this news. Christine is good in front of a camera. And I might get to see Truely?? !! Avalon??!! I thought I was so cool, so jaded I surprised myself by loving her. 

Yeehaww!

I've always thought she would do good with a YouTube channel.  I think she could have had a channel about raising kids, taking care of the home and cooking on a budget.   They must have thought she would be good at it or they wouldn't have offered it to her.  My wish is that they pay her a good six figure salary that is more than her previous family is getting.  I think people from TLC see all the great fandom for her on social media and sites like PT.  

[iwantcookies]

3 hours ago, Irate Panda said:

Guess it couldn’t be Robyn because she’s too lazy pretty to cook.
 

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME???

 

Meri is looking 🐶 RUFF. 
 

Maybe Meri needs to make a rice crispy lasagna to console herself.

[Pooky]

A cooking show!!?? Oh hell no. 

[Pickleinthemiddle]

2 minutes ago, Pooky said:

A cooking show!!?? Oh hell no. 

My guess is Christine is a pretty darn good cook considering all the kids always ate at her house.  

[Pooky]

1 minute ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

My guess is Christine is a pretty darn good cook considering all the kids always ate at her house.  

Lol. Hopefully.  All I remember is piles of frozen packaged processed food piled up on plates to feed the masses. I know they do have their specialties as mentioned on previous episodes. And I remember something about Rolls with the tops stolen?? Should be interesting 😂😁🤦‍♀️

[ginger90]

I think I’ve mentioned it before about lives she’s done involving cooking. IMO she’s engaging and mostly organized, much like her LuLaNo lives. Those are done with her responding to questions. I’m thinking this will be a different format. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Pooky]

1 minute ago, ginger90 said:

I think I’ve mentioned it before about lives she’s done involving cooking. IMO she’s engaging and mostly organized, much like her LuLaNo lives. Those are done with her responding to questions. I’m thinking this will be a different format. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Yeah I'm guessing the cooking will be second to the presentation and Christine will definately be the main pull. She is very entertaining I give her that. 😁

[Joan of Argh]

6 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

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Christine can cook?!?!?!!??  😳

all I’ve ever seen her make is frozen or processed crap…. Since when did she learn to cook?

Edited February 21, 2022 by Joan of Argh

[eskimo]

I hope she is smart with the money she makes because you never know when these type of revenue streams will dry up.  I'm genuinely not trying to be negative, it's just a super saturated market (both Lularoe and cooking shows) and her 'celebrity' is what separates her from the rest.  And that is not going to last forever,  it could disappear almost overnight, it's just the nature of the world now.  My hope is that she socks as much away as possible for her future so she can be comfortable when this all goes away.  

[Tuxcat]

Happy Christine gets some legitimate income from this cooking thing though I think it's funny that's the subject is cooking. I don't associate her with "good cook" at all since I always picture her with Plexus and burnt oven toast. 

[Cetacean]

Christine with a cooking show makes as much sense as Janelle as a Realtor on House Hunters.

[WhatAmIWatching]

I bet TLC hates Kody and Robyn as much as we do and threw Christine a bone to help her and because they knew it would enrage the evil curly twins. /jk

Of course TLC knows that interest in Christine has skyrocketed the last two seasons, and will profit off of that as long as they can. 

[HighlandWarriorGrl]

24 minutes ago, WhatAmIWatching said:

Of course TLC knows that interest in Christine has skyrocketed the last two seasons, and will profit off of that as long as they can. 

Just as long as Christine gets to profit too, I’m okay with that.

[Teafortwo]

Christine can always become an advocate for women and kids escaping polygamy. And if the show/NDAs goes away she can write her memoir. 

[Tuxcat]

7 minutes ago, Teafortwo said:

Christine can always become an advocate for women and kids escaping polygamy. And if the show/NDAs goes away she can write her memoir. 

Wonder if she's talking to her aunt now.

[WhatAmIWatching]

31 minutes ago, HighlandWarriorGrl said:

Just as long as Christine gets to profit too, I’m okay with that.

Oh yes, I hope they offered her a bundle! And good for her for negotiating herself some episodes, that was smart, and I hope none of the money goes through the Kody Brown Family Entertainment LLC pot.

 

You just know Robyn is stewing and crying about how everyone loves her lasagna and how each of the wives have their own specialties. Oh to be a fly on her wall when she found out about this! 

[MsTree]

5 hours ago, Cetacean said:

Christine with a cooking show makes as much sense as Janelle as a Realtor on House Hunters.

At least Christine knows HOW to cook. But Janelle selling? Not so much.

[Pooky]

7 hours ago, WhatAmIWatching said:

Oh yes, I hope they offered her a bundle! And good for her for negotiating herself some episodes, that was smart, and I hope none of the money goes through the Kody Brown Family Entertainment LLC pot.

 

You just know Robyn is stewing and crying about how everyone loves her lasagna and how each of the wives have their own specialties. Oh to be a fly on her wall when she found out about this! 

She will probably say Christine and her kids love to make things a competition lol

[Art Of Noiz]

7 hours ago, WhatAmIWatching said:

Oh yes, I hope they offered her a bundle! And good for her for negotiating herself some episodes, that was smart, and I hope none of the money goes through the Kody Brown Family Entertainment LLC pot.

 

You just know Robyn is stewing and crying about how everyone loves her lasagna and how each of the wives have their own specialties. Oh to be a fly on her wall when she found out about this! 

Ooh yeah. I'm seeing Robyn screaming  "What about my relish trays? I brought FonDOO to the Fahmlee culcher."

Edited February 21, 2022 by Art Of Noiz
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[Ms.Lulu]

Christine appears so happy and calm now.  She is near her kids and able to enjoy life without feeling like she is third in the dysfunctional wife pecking order.

 

Edited February 21, 2022 by Ms.Lulu

[TurtlePower]

14 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I’m SO glad Christine had a cooking show and Meri doesn’t (for all Meri’s love of baking, it’s laughably ironic!). 

[winsomeone]

I wonder if Christine is dumb enough to share her income with the "family?"

[winsomeone]

Christine should have shopped at Victoria's Secret like Robyn does and then Cody might still have sex with her. She came with V S bills, so shopped there while living in her single wide trailer with no heat too I guess?

[ginger90]

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CaLpHYUNGN0/

[deirdra]

1 hour ago, TurtlePower said:

I’m SO glad Christine had a cooking show and Meri doesn’t (for all Meri’s love of baking, it’s laughably ironic!). 

Rice crispy treats are no-bake. That must have been what eliminated her from the cooking competition for her own show. 😉

Edited February 21, 2022 by deirdra

[Art Of Noiz]

Christine had to have been so conflicted about polygamy her entire life. Ideals vs. Reality.

When women in her family left, she was told by other family members they were bad. 

Her mom left her dad when Christine was young. Annie's mother left her LeBaron husband in Mexico to return to the states and marry into a polygamist family. 

Just for a twist, Annie married her stepfather 's nephew. 

I know how difficult it was for me to unravel my childhood teachings. How do you not trust what you were taught from childhood? I feel for all these women. I wish the very best for Christine.  

 

[Teafortwo]

I don't think Christine's departure/divorce was as dramatic as the show and tell-all (and Robyn/Kody) are making it out to be. We know from the previous season that the wives made almost no effort to see each other, pre-Covid (unsurprising,, therefore, that they made little effort during covid, forgoing regular outdoor gatherings or even zoom calls). We also know that pre-covid Kody made rare appearances at Christine's house and then only stayed (on his phone) from dinnertime through breakfast (less than 24 hours). The "whole family" only got together for major holidays and maybe birthdays, and the adults for filming. 

So aside from appearances (and possible financial fallout if they lose the show), how does Christine's declaration of divorce and move to Utah actually affect the day-to-day lives of the others?  I would think it has the most impact on Gabe, Garrison, Gwen  and Savanah, as they are her only kids still in Flagstaff (we know Christine considers Janelle's kids as her own). But the impact to Kody and Robyn is at best negligible.

IMO the only reason Kody is so upset is that her leaving makes him look bad (he already looked bad to anyone paying attention) and it subjects him to further public opprobrium and the tell all interview. The sort of public confrontation that is difficult for him to control (witness his being forced to come back and finish the interview). As for Robyn, the only reason she is upset is that she knows her horrid image in the public's eye has only gotten worse. Deep down where she won't admit it, she also knows that she deserves it, because we all saw how she demanded an unequal share of Kody's time and attention "from day 1." And not just Kody's. She protested when each wife did not want to devote all their time to her "joory business"  and it bothered her when anyone sought interests of their own and not Robyn's. Kody is responsible for not laying down the law that with 4 families he would only be with Robyn every 4th night (or two nights every 8 days). But of course he only had eyes for her after they met.

Christine should have left him when she saw him kissing Robyn while ahe was in labor with Truely, but I get why she stayed until all her bio kids were college age except her youngest. She didn't have the emotional or financial wherewithal to leave until now. But Kody left her long, long ago when he went on that 11 day honeymoon and effectively, never returned.

I keep thinking how she had to bargain with him to spend time at her house in exchange for converting her garage into a wrestling gym.

 

 

 

Edited February 21, 2022 by Teafortwo

[xwordfanatik]

2 hours ago, deirdra said:

Rice crispy treats are no-bake. That must have been what eliminated her from the cooking competition for her own show. 😉

But Meri's the banana expert!  Ask anyone!  😁

[Just Wondering]

Since Christine and Kody were “married” longer than Robyn and Mr. Jessop, does that mean the statute of limitations has run out on Christine getting her purity back?

[deirdra]

4 hours ago, Just Wondering said:

Since Christine and Kody were “married” longer than Robyn and Mr. Jessop, does that mean the statute of limitations has run out on Christine getting her purity back?

They were "married" longer, but Christine could be purer considering that Kootie has stated that he wasn't attracted to her when they married and found her nacho-eating disgusting. And the HBIC and Janelle were also competing for his time.  They may have only had a "full functioning marriage" seven times before he cut her off ~10 yrs ago.

[Persnickety1]

On 2/5/2022 at 9:51 AM, xwordfanatik said:

All that and a free water bottle?  Sign me up!!

When pigs  plygs fly.  😆

FTFY

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, Persnickety1 said:

FTFY

Ha!  Perfect.

I like your avatar, is she/he yours?

[Irate Panda]

On 2/21/2022 at 5:26 PM, Just Wondering said:

Since Christine and Kody were “married” longer than Robyn and Mr. Jessop, does that mean the statute of limitations has run out on Christine getting her purity back?

All Christine has to do is dramatically throw a tacky MSWC’s prototype piece of juuree that represents her purity on the floor in front of some emotionally scarred children and show viewers  and her COOKIE IS MAGICALLY RESTORED! I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

 

Au contrarie ladies, maybe in the real world you’re correct, but this is a world where a drainage ditch of plague is a magical pond, sprigs of shredded wheat cereal are stapled to a head for a hairline, and God is a real estate agent.  Things work differently here 😊

[MargeGunderson]

2 hours ago, Irate Panda said:

All Christine has to do is dramatically throw a tacky MSWC’s prototype piece of juuree that represents her purity on the floor in front of some emotionally scarred children and show viewers  and her COOKIE IS MAGICALLY RESTORED! I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

 

Au contrarie ladies, maybe in the real world you’re correct, but this is a world where a drainage ditch of plague is a magical pond, sprigs of shredded wheat cereal are stapled to a head for a hairline, and God is a real estate agent.  Things work differently here 😊

[laurakaye]

I love how the title of Christine's show is "Cooking With JUST Christine."  I feel like "Cooking With Christine" would've been self-explanatory but I like the little dig in there suggesting that if anyone is coming to watch the show in the hopes of getting a glimpse of Robyn or Meri, etc., they're not going to.  It's JUST CHRISTINE.  And that's going to be the only name on the paycheck too!  Hahahaha!

I hope Kody and Robyn are raging at how Christine seems to be landing on her feet and not groveling at their front door, asking if they can spare a cup of gruel.

Just had a thought - Christine could write a cookbook, interspersed with stories of her life growing up plyg, marrying Kodork, and eventually leaving.  I actually think it might sell fairly well.    

[xwordfanatik]

40 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

I love how the title of Christine's show is "Cooking With JUST Christine."  I feel like "Cooking With Christine" would've been self-explanatory but I like the little dig in there suggesting that if anyone is coming to watch the show in the hopes of getting a glimpse of Robyn or Meri, etc., they're not going to.  It's JUST CHRISTINE.  And that's going to be the only name on the paycheck too!  Hahahaha!

I hope Kody and Robyn are raging at how Christine seems to be landing on her feet and not groveling at their front door, asking if they can spare a cup of gruel.

Just had a thought - Christine could write a cookbook, interspersed with stories of her life growing up plyg, marrying Kodork, and eventually leaving.  I actually think it might sell fairly well.    

I'd buy that book.  I too hope Kootie and RobChyn are beyond pissed and jealous!