S10.E15: David's Journey LIVE CHAT

[mk828]

Good lord that breathing... 

[Tuneful]

There's a weird vibe between those two. And it's not maternal/filial. 

Is it me, or was Dr. Now smirking while he asked David, "And is there anybody who is going to move down here [Houston] with you?" 

[ams1001]

His apartment in Houston is on the second floor...probably good for him, if he doesn't have a heart attack from the exertion.

He should have offered the driver a little extra to help carry his bags up the stairs...

[Guest]

I really think this fat bastard is going to succeed.

Nope.  I’m wrong again.

Edited February 10, 2022 by PsychoKlown

[TazDevil]

I guess there were no first floor apartments available in all of Houston?

[MsVixen]

FIND ANOTHER APARTMENT QUICKLY, DAVID!!!

You are going to hurt yourself!

[ams1001]

Surgery at 9:14!

[sainte-chapelle]

Surgery!!!!  Oh shit will they send him home?

Edited February 10, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[charmed1]

Just now, TazDevil said:

I guess there were no first floor apartments available in all of Houston?

Dolly’s is available.

[OoogleEyes]

Wow a second floor apartment? And he's moving in all by himself? I think I'm gonna have to give this guy a little credit

ETA: RETRACT RETRACT RETRACT!

Edited February 10, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Kid]

Why would he get an apartment with stairs?

[ams1001]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Surgery at 9:14!

or not...

+38 pounds.

[libgirl2]

Wow! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holy fuck, David. Way to screw up the surgery. I feel like Nostradamus.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I'll bet it smells like Pledge. 

And vanilla air freshener. 

And Bounce dryer sheets. 

 

[dreadfulLeigh]

Holay Shitee! We’re actually getting surgery??

 

—ohhhhhhhhhh noooooo he gained 😮 

[mk828]

Wow.. shocker.. Not! 

[TazDevil]

Literally LOL when I looked up to see his whole ass hanging out of the hospital gown.

OH..... gained 38 pounds.  Dis not a good situashun.....

[String Theory]

Houston...we don't have LIFT OFF!!

[Hellga]

Just now, TazDevil said:

I guess there were no first floor apartments available in all of Houston?

WIth all the 600-pounders from all the country moving to Houston and all wanting first floor apartments, plus hurricanes/flooding taking out a lot of those first floor apartments...  probably there is low inventory.

He gained!!!  No surgery for him!

[Miracle Maxie]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Surgery!!!!

Was there a black screen surgery warning when they came back from commercial?

[7EasyPayments]

REMEMBER

EVERY

ONE

OF 

THOSE THOUSANDS

OF

JALAPENO POPPERS

AS YOU CLIMB

THOSE STAIRS.

Edited February 10, 2022 by 7EasyPayments

[charmed1]

39 pounds? Dr. Now is going to read him for filth.

[aliya]

See, David. It ain't as easy as you thought, huh?

Personally, with all those stairs, you should have lost another 20 lbs. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Was that David groaning when he flopped on the sofa, or was it the sofa groaning in agony?  

My condolences to the guy who just had to blur David's massive ass showing through the hospital gown.

Month 1 763

Month 3 696

Month 5 or 6 733 up 37 lbs.   Dr. Now is going to go full enraged gerbil on him. 

Surgery cancelled.   

 

[Chicklet]

Oh he sticks to his guns, I appreciate that one.

Why isn't he in therapy?

[Hellga]

Gaining 38 instead of losing 30...  yeah.  That's not just 'stressful', that's completely giving up on the diet and going back to eating tons of crap.

[TazDevil]

He didn't have Mother Robin cooking for him once he got to Houston.  Guessing he went back to the food delivery apps.

[sainte-chapelle]

Damn…surgery cancelled! It seems like a pattern in life for David…he does something good then screws it up…school, relationships, jobs

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here we go. He's "slipped up a few times". Things were "stressful". He "got off track". This whole scene could be Bingo!

[libgirl2]

Robin knows!

[LEILANI2]

This guy probably got stoned every day and ordered in and never used the stairs.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Miracle Maxie said:

Was there a black screen surgery warning when they came back from commercial?

Nope and I actually wondered why…now I know

[Eldemarge]

I guess without momma there to cook every meal for him, he's just going to order whatever he feels like.  Shocking that he didn't magically lose weight.

[mmecorday]

"It's been so stressful and I got a coupon for jalapeno poppers, and those cowboy burgers are just so damn good and every time I climb the stairs, I award myself with a couple pizzas."

[Hellga]

His sulky tone is suggesting he won't do well.  This is just a pattern of squandering his chances - university, jobs, now surgery... he can't sustain effort over long-term, even if he can motivate himself for a short push. 

[Chicklet]

Well he didn't blame the scale so maybe he's not delusional.

[DropTheSoap]

Thanks for coming to Houston, Robin. Can you come back in 2 mos?

[charmed1]

What happened to the Mystery Van?

[ams1001]

I didn't realize that cheat days would backfire!

Stop thinking in terms of days. A small treat here and there isn't the end of the world, but days, no.

[dreadfulLeigh]

6 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

It takes courage to do what he did at that size because people make fun. 

True. It just highlights the ridiculous “standards” of censoring, sexualizing and controlling women’s titties when many look less tittle-like than his, though.

[LEILANI2]

You had ONE JOB DAVID, stop eating so much was all he had to do. I mean how many more of those 27 jalepeno poppers at a time does he need to eat.

[poeticlicensed]

What is with poundticipants and "cheat days"?

[Pepper Mostly]

Dude. They weren't "small cheat days"! What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Hellga]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I guess without momma there to cook every meal for him, he's just going to order whatever he feels like.  Shocking that he didn't magically lose weight.

You are right... that's probably why he gained - because it was not HIM eating better, it was Robin feeding him better.  As soon as food choices were up to him and only him - he forgot everything he never learned from Dr. Now's book and went back to what was 'comforting'.

[Guest]

Admit it David.

Grapes.  The devil’s candy.

You ate grapes.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

REMEMBER

EVERY

ONE

OF 

THOSE THOUSANDS

OF

JALAPENO POPPERS

AS YOU CLIMB

THOSE STAIRS.

I'm sure his colon remembers 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Well he didn't blame the scale so maybe he's not delusional.

And he didn’t scream at Dr. Now, so there’s that.

[Kid]

“Small cheat days.”  🤣🤣🤣🤣

Edited February 10, 2022 by Kid

[libgirl2]

I like him. I hope he does well.