S10.E14: Lisa's Journey LIVE CHAT

[umgoblue]

Visions of Marla floating/dancing/FRYING in my head...

and frying by her bed pan/bag...WTF

Okay everyone, I need someone to come here and resuscitate me so I can continue to watch this with y'all!

Edited February 3, 2022 by umgoblue

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, EtheltoTillie said:

She is the last time we had a bed cooker?  I’m not as good on names as many of you 

I don’t remember anyone other than Penny and her fried wontons and Marla and her fried chicken.

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE DOES LEG EXERCISES EVERY DAY.

And I am the Queen of Romania. 

And an astronaut. 

And a cowgirl.

[Elizzikra]

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I beg you, TLC, no more horrible commercials. Not with this episode. I want nothing but Princess Toast and "Sprinkles!".

No Gainiac Guy. I do not want to "check his drawers." Don't care how fresh his clothes smell.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Every time I glance up a small scream involuntarily escapes my lips. 

I know. But I am hypnotized by it all.

[Guest]

Are we in agreement that she’s a couple of beats behind everyone else?

 

[CrazyInAlabama]

11 minutes ago, aliya said:

I wonder how they'er going to transport her to Houston?

I'm hoping this is the rented box truck, with a mattress thrown in the back.    I know it will happen someday, and this might be the day. 

[Hellga]

She doesn't sound like someone ready to really go on a strict diet...

[String Theory]

Dr. Now not putting up with any one of her b.s.  love it!  Skillet by the bed...holy hell!

[aliya]

I'm sorry. I can't get past, "So, you're cooking the food in the bed?"

I think it's bad enough to eat in bed. I can't imagine cooking in bed.

Oh shoot, now they're talking about peeing and bowel movements in the bed. You know, most normal people would have examined their life when these problems started and told themselves that things were pretty bad. Maybe I don't need a tray full of nachos.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Dashing Off said:

You know, I just wanna say that if these people can get dates, anyone can. Let this be a big boost to your self-confidence.

You might be fat, dumpy, and have the personality of a wet paper towel, but if this show has proven anything, someone out there is willing to put up with you.

WHERE???

[ams1001]

13 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

If you expand the candidate pool to include prison, the options go way up...

My five-year wedding anniversary is tomorrow. My husband is the greatest guy ever. I was 45 when we met. I was happy as a single person and I'm happy as a married woman. Some of us just find a good partner a little later in life :)

You give me hope (I'm 46). But I guess I'll need to leave the house...

[babyhouseman]

Bed cookware by Pioneer Woman. Coming to Walmart soon. 

[poeticlicensed]

I am lol that Dr Now puts the responsibility of getting her ass to Houston on her. Wtf did she think was going to happen? That he was gonna send a car for her?

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least Dr. Now can be pretty sure that Lisa isn’t getting her ass out of bed and won’t be able to sneak snacks. But Randy........

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I don’t remember anyone other than Penny and her fried wontons and Marla and her fried chicken.

There was Juggalo Nicole and her Sofa Meatloaf.

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

No Gainiac Guy. I do not want to "check his drawers." Don't care how fresh his clothes smell.

I am increasingly disturbed by the never-ending array of people in commercials who make love to their laundry. 

Edited February 3, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[umgoblue]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

SHE DOES LEG EXERCISES EVERY DAY.

And I am the Queen of Romania. 

And an astronaut. 

And a cowgirl.

Well if her leg exercises are anything like the HIIT I did today (real workouts on days that aren't Wednesday in my defense), then she is exercising the hell out of those legs!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, PsychoKlown said:

Bust that bone.  Sounds dirty. 

 

I bet she hasn’t busted his bone in a long time

[Suzywriter]

Just now, aliya said:

I'm sorry. I can't get past, "So, you're cooking the food in the bed?"

I think it's bad enough to eat in bed. I can't imagine cooking in bed.

Oh shoot, now they're talking about peeing and bowel movements in the bed. You know, most normal people would have examined their life when these problems started and told themselves that things were pretty bad. Maybe I don't need a tray full of nachos.

Cooking in the bed where we pee, poop and have skin conditions that I can't bring myself to type. 

[Hellga]

I am fairly certain there is infection where that pink skin is on her lymphedema.    Though it will have to work extra hard to get through that amount of fat insulation...

[dreadfulLeigh]

I forgot to show sweet Dolly’s beautiful picture @mmecorday to my husband. So then I had to spend the last few minutes explaining her quick succession of housing/boyfriends situations. Now he’s giving me the Dolly side-crazy eyes. 

[Chicklet]

She says "ok" I do not think she knows what that really means. She's oblivious.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I don’t remember anyone other than Penny and her fried wontons and Marla and her fried chicken.

I have seen a lot of fat shows. There was a patient in Ohio who was the first person I saw cook from or in bed. He died.  

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

And I feel like the coughing from the boyfriend was ominous foreshadowing.

Just like in the movies!

[Dashing Off]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

WHERE???

Why, at the homeless shelters, prisons, and grocery stores, of course!

...hey, I didn't say they'd be good. I'd just said they'd put up with you.

[Lillith]

Is, is, she having an ephiphany? 

[Eldemarge]

Fake crying.  When I cry, there is more than a tiny little tear.  It's just whining.

[EtheltoTillie]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

I am fairly certain there is infection where that pink skin is on her lymphedema.    Though it will have to work extra hard to get through that amount of fat insulation...

Those legs are really necrotic. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Cooking in the bed where we pee, poop and have skin conditions that I can't bring myself to type. 

Restaurants would be shut down for that!

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

Well if her leg exercises are anything like the HIIT I did today (real workouts on days that aren't Wednesday in my defense), then she is exercising the hell out of those legs!!!

She can't even move her leg. 

[Guest]

Nah, both of us killed ya.  True love indeed..

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am increasingly disturbed by the never-ending array of people who make love to their laundry. 

I confess to cuddling the sheets for a few seconds when I first get it out of the dryer and they are nice and warm! 

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

LOL...on this show, "I had my boys for dinner" has a whole different meaning.

HA! After I re-read that I thought the same thing! I didn't eat my children, honestly!

[dreadfulLeigh]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Every time I glance up a small scream involuntarily escapes my lips. 

I’m pretty much studiously ignoring the screen. I am scarred from that low leg camera angle.

[babyhouseman]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

SHE DOES LEG EXERCISES EVERY DAY.

And I am the Queen of Romania. 

And an astronaut. 

And a cowgirl.

She kicks for joy when she gets a meal. Tiny kicks.

[7EasyPayments]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

SHE DOES LEG EXERCISES EVERY DAY.

And I am the Queen of Romania. 

And an astronaut. 

And a cowgirl.

Are sequins a daily option for all of those?

Because I rule a couplea countries too, ya know.

[MsVixen]

I'm loving her break down!  Keep beating yourself up and wearing that hair shirt, girl!!!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am increasingly disturbed by the never-ending array of people who make love to their laundry. 

I find laundry to be very reliable company.

[umgoblue]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

I'm sorry. I can't get past, "So, you're cooking the food in the bed?"

I think it's bad enough to eat in bed. I can't imagine cooking in bed.

Oh shoot, now they're talking about peeing and bowel movements in the bed. You know, most normal people would have examined their life when these problems started and told themselves that things were pretty bad. Maybe I don't need a tray full of nachos.

She is not even innovative...unfortunately and sadly, been done before!

@aliya meet Marla...

[charmed1]

Yikes. I just noticed that infection runs all the way up her thigh.

[TazDevil]

I think she'll choose staying in the bed and eating all day over saving her life.  Just a guess.

[sainte-chapelle]

I admit I sit on the couch and watch tv when peeling veggies but I don’t pee or cook here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dr. Now is trying to lower our expectations.

[Elizzikra]

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You give me hope (I'm 46). But I guess I'll need to leave the house...

Technically I didn't - we met online. But we moved to in-person pretty quick :)

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WHERE???

Are we ruling out prison, homeless shelters and rehab?

[ams1001]

What is confusing about the diet?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Lillith said:

Is, is, she having an ephiphany? 

I believe that's a resounding no. She's just a crier. Who was the guy who was shitty to his long suffering wife and was crying all the time? Someone will know.

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Those legs are really necrotic. 

And could fall off like Zombie limbs.

[Eldemarge]

I wonder what their grocery bills are like.  Probably MASSIVE.

[ams1001]

Now we're just blurring the whole grocery store façade!  🤣🤣🤣

 

The diet is confusing...get some cookies.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Restaurants would be shut down for that!

We need to pool resources and open a restaurant called the Recliner Diner, where everyone lies in a hospital bed and has a meal prepared at bedside in an electric frypan. Like trailer park Hibachi.