S10.E11: Ontreon's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Elizzikra]

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This guy knows he's going to die

I think that he is completely in denial, like so many other poundticipants. They say they know they are going to die but I really don't think they truly believe it. 

[MsVixen]

Bet y'all didn't know that Beluga Whales (Tammy) could Twerk!

[dreadfulLeigh]

Where’d mom go? Away out of embarrassment from the serving platter of death?

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

I swear those damn things make you hungrier! 

Exactly. 

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I have root beer flavoured water. I also like wine and cosmos but alcohol in general makes me overeat

Yeah its the sugar. 

[Burning Rubber]

I DEMAND AN ANGRY EMOJI

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

Where’d mom go? Away out of embarrassment from the serving platter of death?

He gained weight, maybe he ate her.

[Kid]

2 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

For those of you keeping score, I still hate him. 
 

I’ve been battling a respiratory infection. Not Covid, but I’ve been sicker than I have for at least two years. My boyfriend has come by to help me, bringing me food, walking my dog, taking out the trash, etc. I have not been able to thank him enough. Would I survive without him? Of course. But he has been so helpful and so kind.  So it’s just rubbing me wrong tonight seeing this guy’s feed me feed me feed me crap while his wife does everything for him EXCEPT the freaking pre-wash. I know it’s nothing new with these pounders and how they treat people, I just felt the need to rant. 

Addicts don’t have family - they have hostages.

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

This seriously could have been a 20 minutes epsidode.

But then the chat would have been 20 minutes too!   I am in it for the chats.  And the occasional epic scenes/meme-worthy quotes.

Edited January 13, 2022 by Hellga

[CrazyInAlabama]

7 minutes ago, Hellga said:

Yep, confirmed she is working on her Green Card.  Not sure how long one has to stay married, but I think she can apply for citizenship after 3 years with the marriage route.  Odds are she might be widowed before she can get divorced... but if that was on her mind, she would be feeding him like Momma dearest instead of just washing her hands.  

However, (this happened to someone I used to work with) if the sponsor/spouse dies before the qualifying person gets permanent status, then they have to find an alternative sponsor. 

I think the Angry Birds commercial is more absurd than many of Geico ones are, the man risks injury for a $10 pot?   

Month 1-702

Month 3-683

Month 5- 689 +6

Dr. Paradise session.  Ontreon's goal of full time ministry will never happen.   How can this man help other people with grief, he never lets go of his.    One week later, the huge cheat, Caramel Frappe, Cinnamon Roll is not necessary to write a sermon.    He calls that a little reward.   I'm guessing it's over 1,300 calories depending on the size.  

Month 7-704     

Edited January 13, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ironically, my friend just texted me to ask if I wanted to order some Girl Scout cookies from her granddaughter.

[poeticlicensed]

2 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

For those of you keeping score, I still hate him. 
 

I’ve been battling a respiratory infection. Not Covid, but I’ve been sicker than I have for at least two years. My boyfriend has come by to help me, bringing me food, walking my dog, taking out the trash, etc. I have not been able to thank him enough. Would I survive without him? Of course. But he has been so helpful and so kind.  So it’s just rubbing me wrong tonight seeing this guy’s feed me feed me feed me crap while his wife does everything for him EXCEPT the freaking pre-wash. I know it’s nothing new with these pounders and how they treat people, I just felt the need to rant. 

My son thought he had covid but a PCR test was negative. Doctor said he has a upper respiratory infection and put him on steroids. 

[Suzywriter]

15 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

They're making a joyful noise

Yeah, God designed you, but bad food added to the design.

Noise is right.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Eat death, Ontreon

Eat and cry, eat and cry! Or in Ontreon's case, eat and make lame jokes. 

@CringeWatcher wow, that sounds terrible, I hope you are feeling a lot better soon! Sending lots of good mojo your way! 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

However, (this happened to someone I used to work with) if the sponsor/spouse dies before the qualifying person gets permanent status, then they have to find an alternative sponsor. 

I think the Angry Birds commercial is more absurd than many of Geico ones are, the man risks injury for a $10 pot?   

She is a part of his church. I hope someone would help her out if his family can’t do it.

[Chicklet]

There are a lot of URI's and GI viruses going around besides COVID, it's a minefield out there.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ironically, my friend just texted me to ask if I wanted to order some Girl Scout cookies from her granddaughter.

Somoas!

[Kid]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

My son thought he had covid but a PCR test was negative. Doctor said he has a upper respiratory infection and put him on steroids. 

When I lived in Austin I was allergic to everything and had three or four of those every year! They are miserable.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

My son thought he had covid but a PCR test was negative. Doctor said he has a upper respiratory infection and put him on steroids. 

I had COVID over Christmas, and now the family that I babysit for has it. I'm so over this nonsense. Stop messing up my fun, you virus!

[catlover79]

Dr. Paradise!!

[7EasyPayments]

5 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Eat death, Ontreon

Can I at least smear it with mayo!??!!!

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Bet y'all didn't know that Beluga Whales (Tammy) could Twerk!

That's a mental image no bleach/vodka mixture could remove.  Glad I didn't see it! 

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

For those of you keeping score, I still hate him. 
 

I’ve been battling a respiratory infection. Not Covid, but I’ve been sicker than I have for at least two years. My boyfriend has come by to help me, bringing me food, walking my dog, taking out the trash, etc. I have not been able to thank him enough. Would I survive without him? Of course. But he has been so helpful and so kind.  So it’s just rubbing me wrong tonight seeing this guy’s feed me feed me feed me crap while his wife does everything for him EXCEPT the freaking pre-wash. I know it’s nothing new with these pounders and how they treat people, I just felt the need to rant. 

That’s rough I hope you feel better soon

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, he's already writing off Dr. Paradise before he even walks in the door. 

WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT YOUR JOURNEY? YOU SIT AROUND LIKE A LUMP AND SHOVEL DOWN FOOD!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dr. P is getting less and less patient as the weeks go by. This is burning him out.

[sainte-chapelle]

Do you think he will try to tackle him like the pussy lady?

[umgoblue]

O: I am a licensed minister who doesn't remember my bible.

[sagittarius sue]

As someone mentioned previously, I really hate seeing him grab Musa's neck to aid him in walking!

[Chicklet]

"We were like sisters" LOL oh man that really was a good one.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

 

I think the Angry Birds commercial is more absurd than many of Geico ones are, the man risks injury for a $10 pot?   

Yes! If it's a beloved plant raised from seed and coaxed through 90-degree days and torrential rains, you bet your bippy you'll risk life and limb to save it! It's your PLANT!!

I ran through hail and ground lightning to save my beloved begonia!

Edited January 13, 2022 by Suzywriter

[DropTheSoap]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ironically, my friend just texted me to ask if I wanted to order some Girl Scout cookies from her granddaughter.

I've been using the "donate" option the last few years.

"There's been a struggle." Should be a chalk outline around the refrigerator.

"Psychotherapy won't help" should be on the bingo card.

[TazDevil]

"we was more like sisters"

Maybe he's repressing something??

[charmed1]

Why does he have his hand wrapped around this tiny lady’s neck like she’s a dog?! Why is that necessary? Stevie Wonder only holds an arm he’s blind. Ugh. He infuriates me.

[poeticlicensed]

Dude just follow the damn diet. Your damn wife is willing to do the cooking. Wtf. 

[ams1001]

Ooh, "write a sermon"! That's a new technique!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

O: I am a licensed minister who doesn't remember my bible.

He loves to say "I'm a minister" but he doesn't do much ministering. He doesn't even talk about the Lord and stuff like most god botherers are prone to. 

[TazDevil]

Write a sermon, write a letter.  Po-tay-toe, Po-tah-toe...

[ams1001]

I like Musa's ET shirt. 

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Ooh, "write a sermon"! That's a new technique!

Its the letter to daddy for ministers 

[DropTheSoap]

'What'd you learn?"

"Jack shit - because I went to an online school."

Musa's working harder than O is. She deserves that green card.

[umgoblue]

O:  If I can figure out how to departmentalize...

Here in lies the problem Pounders!

 

I think that he got his license by the powers vested him from the Interwebs and the whole ceremony was for our benefit only.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I call bullshit on this entire therapy session. And Fat Man knows the right words to say but he doesn’t seem to believe what he’s saying. It’s not aurthentic.

[LEILANI2]

How did she die?  Her heart... while he keeps smiling and doesn't elaborate.

This guy seems like the other one from Alaska/Montana who was just trolling for attention and TV time and no real commitment to losing weight.

[Chicklet]

At least this homework makes more sense than writing to a dead parent. But he's resistant to therapy, this was probably not helpful at all.

[charmed1]

He is bullshitting you, Dr. Paradise. This guy needs a job selling timeshares.

[sainte-chapelle]

My friend was making fun of Keanu’s acting…I told her to shut her face. He may not be a great actor but he is by all accounts a great human being. I’d rather support him than “ great” actors like pussy posse DiCaprio any day of the week

[MsVixen]

17 minutes to go.  Enough time for Ontreon to eat his way back to the 700s.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mesa's all "Oh for fucks sake, now I have to oversee his Dr. Paradise homework? Don't I have enough to cope with?" 

[ams1001]

21 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How funny! This must be my "anecdotes concerning my husband" night--He lived in Houston for about 10 years (late 70's-early 80's) and was in a band there that was pretty popular. He NEVER shuts up about it. 

Was it an Irish rock band?

[LEILANI2]

This poor lady is gonna break her back taking care of Fat Albert.