S10.E05: Lacey's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Miracle Maxie]

This episode feels like fan service, giving us everything we’ve ever imagined could happen. 

[babyhouseman]

2 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

Is sister going to strand them at a drive thru? I would. 

I would've taken them to a healthy eating place.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Outside of wine, what are your favorite TJs foods ??

The season’s Kringles! 

[Kid]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

LMAO meth Sharon is all of us

That’s TRUE!!🤣🤣🤣

[poeticlicensed]

Sister is a walk job but even she is appalled 

[MsVixen]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear god she shit herself in Sharon's car. That's it. I'm dead. 

Move over.  I'm there with you in the coffin.

[Hellga]

Ricky's sister sounds like a sharp cookie.  Hope she is able to protect her brother.  And maybe kick some sense into this cow he got saddled with.

 

I am six minutes behind since my Mom called me.  I will catch up over a couple commercial breaks but that's why my comments are behind the times.

[mmecorday]

Dr. Now: Why are you so late?

Lacey: I shit myself.

Dr. Now: *screaming internally*

[String Theory]

Did she get new pants‽  That’s going to be one long, smelly ride!

[Boston]

I wa s gonna post; but i need to FART.. and belch

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I hate that commercial. No, Mayim, you are not a neuroscientist. You are an actor with an advanced degree.

I want to not like the sister but I can't disagree with her, either.

I hate that bitch….if that were true she wouldn’t shill supplements, which science says…don’t work most of the time 

[Twopper]

Is there a bingo square for "pooped in pants'?

[Pepper Mostly]

And peeps, we are only a quarter of the way in. What further delights await us? Only time will tell.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

 

He looked so proud of himself.  Thumbs up that he successfully cleaned her derriere diarrhea

 

FTFY

[Boston]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Dr. Now: Why are you so late?

Lacey: I shit myself.

Dr. Now: *screaming internally*

I wish I had Depends on

[DropTheSoap]

2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

I would've taken them to a healthy eating place.

They wouldn’t leave the car. Gotta dangle a cheeseburger to get them mobile. 

[babyhouseman]

I don't remember this happening on I Love Lucy(Lacey)

[Eldemarge]

Literally, every time they showed her in the car, she was eating.  I'm not surprised her colon was DONE.  Maybe she doesn't know that sometimes, you don't have to eat?

[Hellga]

10 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Need food advice. Headed to trader joes tmrw. Outside of wine, what are your favorite TJs foods ??

I like their Japanese fried rice (I know, I know!).  And cheese blintzes.  And mushroom ravioli. 

[MsVixen]

I'm SOOOOOO glad I ate before tuning in to this episode.  Shitting in my car would definitely earn you the boot.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And peeps, we are only a quarter of the way in. What further delights await us? Only time will tell.

You were right, PepperMostly! An instant classic!

[umgoblue]

The road trip diary entry:

That Time When I Shat Myself

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Hellga said:

I like their Japanese fried rice (I know, I know!).  And cheese blintzes.  And mushroom ravioli. 

Also chocolate covered potato chips.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sharon deserves a goddamn medal. In her shoes I'd gun it and take off in a spray of gravel, never looking back till I got home to Washington.

I wouldn’t blame her for doing all the drugs…..I laughed hard when she called them out for their relationship then laughed when she sharted…I am dead

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And peeps, we are only a quarter of the way in. What further delights await us? Only time will tell.

Dirt, shit,.. what else is there.. BURPING,  etc.

[poeticlicensed]

This episode is TLCs early Christmas present to us 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Miracle Maxie said:

This episode feels like fan service, giving us everything we’ve ever imagined could happen. 

Well lord knows we deserve it, after our years of suffering. 

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Is there a bingo square for "pooped in pants'?

So far Lacey is our first pooper. If it becomes a trend I'll consider it!

[Floatingbison]

You just know that that's a regular occurrence for her at home too.

[LEILANI2]

She'd be half her weight if she just cut back a bit, who the hell orders 10 drumsticks for yourself at a drive through.

[mmecorday]

Ricky looks like a TGI Fridays.

[ams1001]

11 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Need food advice. Headed to trader joes tmrw. Outside of wine, what are your favorite TJs foods ??

I don't really shop there but they carry my dried Montmorency cherries so I swing by every so often. Last time I got some other dried fruits, too. My friend got me some kind of tea with "winter" in the name a couple years ago, kind of a chai-ish flavor (it had a lot of cinnamon); so far I haven't seen it when I've been there. Maybe since it's December I should try again...

[aliya]

Jeez. Tent meeting at Dr Now's.

[7EasyPayments]

Obesity Mecca.

[LEILANI2]

They're both 'special'.

[Floatingbison]

Tonight, on a Very Special 600 Lb Life, Lacey the Salad Shooter.

[poeticlicensed]

These two have no filter 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

I don't remember this happening on I Love Lucy(Lacey)

Lucy would certainly have had some 'splainin' to do if it had!

[DropTheSoap]

I got here late — how old is she?

[Poudre]

11 minutes ago, Kid said:

Not liking his sister already!!  But she is right so far about Lacey.

I’m liking the sister! Telling them like it is!

[Pepper Mostly]

Weight? I guess 650

[CrazyInAlabama]

Month 1-593, it was probably 600 before she sharted herself. 

If sister Sharon's smart, she's peeling out of the parking lot, headed home right now.     "too many carbohydrates", isn't how she made 593, minus 7 lbs. of shit.  

Edited December 2, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I sort of made that trip last December, and it reeeeeaaalllllly starts to drag going across Texas.

Mr Twopper is a Texan.  He constantly quotes "the sun has riz, the sun has set, and here we iz in Texas yet." 

I did enjoy seeing Utah which I have never seem.. I am an east of the Mississippi girl who is used to seeing lots of trees and green stuff when traveling.

[ShoePrincess]

16 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Congratulations on the anniversary and best wishes for speedy healing!

This sister seems like a piece of work already...

Thanks.

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Did she remove the shot from her pants before weighing in?

[ams1001]

593. Not as high as I expected. How tall do we think she is?

The loose straps on Ricky's wrist brace are bugging me.

Don't need to see them making out in the exam room.

[Floatingbison]

665

[OoogleEyes]

OK my fellow fashionistas. I'm looking at this nurse and noticing that her blush is from the 1980s. Is blush no longer a thing in this day and age?

[7EasyPayments]

Just now, 7EasyPayments said:

Obesity Mecca.

593.2, damn just a taco and a half more to 600!

[Eldemarge]

Already calling her not losing weight after the first visit and then telling Dr Now, "I'm really motivated now to lose weight!  I'm going to show you I can do it!!!"  And then not actually making any changes.  The end.

[LEILANI2]

You don't need help, ya need to eat less. That's it.