S09.E11: Shannon's Journey LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

"i lost the diet"

I bet.

She ate it with fava beans and a nice chianti 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

That is...a jacket... that hubby has.

Portable adult coloring material.

[magemaud]

Why are Shannon and Simon just STARING at each other?

[crazycatlady58]

I  understand that putting her in the back of the van was tge only way to get her to Houston and it was extremely uncomfortable but the crying can complain was over the top.

[Wollstonecraft]

Omg.  Insulting her husband.  What a shithead.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Why are Shannon and Simon just STARING at each other?

Because Simon gets paid to do it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god she's actually blaming Simon. I hate her. 

[Hellga]

Did she say '*He* is going to have to put on big girl panties on?"  I need some bleach to rinse out the mental images.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Did anyone else see how dark her urine was in the bag attached to her catheter? It looked like Hawaiian punch.

super diabetic, maybe?

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Why are Shannon and Simon just STARING at each other?

Because all they have in common is their food-related co-dependency.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

Why are Shannon and Simon just STARING at each other?

Because they have nothing to talk about? 

[WonTon]

How did these two even meet?

[ams1001]

I have ice cream.

[ShoePrincess]

It's really bad when Dr. Now tells you your body is running out of places to deposit your excess fat.

 

[mmecorday]

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Why are Shannon and Simon just STARING at each other?

Because they are so much in love. This story could be the basis of a Hallmark movie. "Obese By Christmas."

[Guest]

OMG

"YOU have to not let ME cheat!"

This bitch.

[Wollstonecraft]

Just now, Hellga said:

Did she say '*He* is going to have to put on big girl panties on?"  I need some bleach to rinse out the mental images.

This is from a woman who wears no panties.  Go figure.

[Concerned]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god she's actually blaming Simon. I hate her. 

He will have his revenge. A big life insurance policy and a tray of Cinnabon.

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god she's actually blaming Simon. I hate her. 

What took you so long? 

My bad-backstory grace period wore off long ago.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, ams1001 said:

I have ice cream.

SPRINKLES!!!!!!

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, WonTon said:

How did these two even meet?

Online.

[Wollstonecraft]

His face is blood red.  Hypertension?

[CrazyInAlabama]

I really hate her.   Not only throwing her husband under the bus, but blaming her cheating on him.   (I'm sure they Covid test her a lot, and Dr. Now isn't very close to her either.      What happened to Daddy?   

[7EasyPayments]

If I was him (God forbid), she would DEFINITELTY NOT be getting any food.

[Chicklet]

They are creepy.

[SunnyBeBe]

Whenever they say working on it, it means not doing it.  Just comply. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I am finally watching The Act.....now THAT is hardcore abuse. Damn, I still don’t get how she had all of these unnecessary surgeries...did the Doctors not notice?

Edited March 4, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[WonTon]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

What happened to Daddy?   

She ate him.

[katycat74]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

 I wonder if Dr. Now drinks?

I hope he does!  I know he plays the guitar, cute picture of him with it on his Instagram page. 

[Kid]

She feels obligated to eat it my ass!!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, ShoePrincess said:

It's really bad when Dr. Now tells you your body is running out of places to deposit your excess fat.

 

The last place for fat to deposit is on the forehead, like that reprehensible lady on that show with the two fat sisters.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, WonTon said:

How did these two even meet?

Online I think

[umgoblue]

Just now, Concerned said:

He will have his revenge. A big life insurance policy and a tray of Cinnabon.

The only life insurance policy that she would be eligible for would pay out exactly $2....

(Even though they have been paying $100/month for the term policy)

Not the brightest bulbs!

[MsVixen]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

SPRINKLES!!!!!!

SCOOP!!!  THERE IT IS!!!

[magemaud]

“Well, you know my name is Simon and I like to do drawer-Ings”

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Why are Shannon and Simon just STARING at each other?

How can you tell *what* Shannon is looking at whith those wonky eyes?

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, 7EasyPayments said:

If I was him (God forbid), she would DEFINITELTY NOT be getting any food.

She already has 600 pounds of food in her.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

What took you so long? 

My bad-backstory grace period wore off long ago.

Oh hating them is my default. I START with hating them. But this precious little darling is really taking the cake. (THE CAKE! GET IT?)

[CringeWatcher]

Put his big girl panties on? Biyotch please. We just saw you throw a temper tantrum worthy of a toddler. 
Simon looks like he stole one of Bono’s outfits  from the U2 Zooropa tour. 

[WonTon]

Just now, MsVixen said:

SCOOP!!!  THERE IT IS!!!

I LOVE that commercial. It always makes me smile.

[DropTheSoap]

2% chance of walking in the park at the end. 0% chance of surgery.

[babyhouseman]

She lost the died. Didn't someone else on this show do that?

Her husband's jacket. Obviously, he's a Doc Severinsten fan. I'm probably aging myself with that.

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Did anyone else see how dark her urine was in the bag attached to her catheter? It looked like Hawaiian punch.

Could be any number of things.  I didn't actually see the color (and I have no idea what Hawaiian punch looks like) but it could be dehydration, too much byproduct of protein breakdown (either what she is eating or her own muscles), kidney problems or it could be just meds - some cause urine discoloration, the most fun one is the one that turns it green, I can't remember the name, though.  She is obviously not in a good shape... but the last time they did diagnoses by just looking at patients' urine (and sometimes tasting it) was about 1600s.  🙂 

[SunnyBeBe]

I know this sounds bad, but with the severe enabling by a spouse when one weighs over 600 pounds....it makes me wonder if there is a large insurance policy....seriously.

[katycat74]

https://instagram.com/younannowzaradan?igshid=1lsjwopc8bc87

[WonTon]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

2% chance of walking in the park at the end. 0% chance of surgery.

Walking! Boy are you optimistic. I'm guessing rickshaw.

[Kid]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

SCOOP!!!  THERE IT IS!!!

LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!

[Twopper]

7 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

"i lost the diet"

More likely "I ate the diet."

What a Debbie Downer, and I am not liking Simon or his clothing.   It is 9:15 so we won't be treated to any surgery unless she can pull a Susan which I just don't see happening.   I am so bummed.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Who is that basketball player for Geico?   Am I supposed to recognize him because he blocks everything?   

I hate hearing about Phexxi, however the list of possible side effects is epic.    

Even Purple couldn't hold Shannon.  

[7EasyPayments]

2 minutes ago, WonTon said:

She ate him.

Sriacha or Catsup ?