S12.E18: Hitting All the Wrong Cenotes

[Keywestclubkid]

Why does Leah constantly need to talk about her vagina at every sitting? 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

God, what a loathsome hypocrite Dorinda is. 

[Mr. Miner]

She had to put a crystal egg up there, down there? 🙄

[Kiss my mutt]

Can these women have a vacation without someone peeing or taking a crap in the bed? 

[Emmeline]

11 minutes ago, druzy said:

Constantine Margolis?

That is probably it.  I know Tinsley dated him.  He is 19 years younger than Ramona.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Dorinda pretending like she has the high ground is infuriating to me.  And Leah should observe how Dorinda treats her other "friends," and recognize it will happen to her eventually. 

ETA: The idea that anyone, including Ramona is "jealous" of Dorinda's life, is also ridiculous. 

Edited August 14, 2020 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Keywestclubkid]

Stockholm syndrome lol why would I turn on her she doesn’t attack me.. I see her attacking you guys but that’s not me... that is seriously leahs game plan? 

[LibertarianSlut]

Sonja has another five good years of earning potential, huh?  How does that convert, in Housewives math, against Carole and the four good summers she had left?  

Leah’s ex put a bad energy in her vagina?  I think there’s a vaccine for that these days.  But damn, she really does bring up her vagina a lot.  I guess someone needed to carry Bethenny’s lame shock torch.  

Wow, it actually happened.  Dorinda finally turned on the whole group.  And they’re still singing her praises.  Stockholm Syndrome, y’all.  

[Thumper]

People who answer a call and sit there talking in front of me/the group is one of my pet peeves.

 

[dosodog]

11 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

You’re living it!! lol 

Depends......LOL!

[pieinmyeye]

6 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Can these women have a vacation without someone peeing or taking a crap in the bed? 

Or at least not talking about it. Ramona, it’s not prounoced Imodum.

Edited August 14, 2020 by pieinmyeye

[dosodog]

Just now, Thumper said:

People who answer a call and sit there talking in front of me/the group is one of my pet peeves.

 

WITH THE SPEAKER ON!

That made it even worse!

[Callaphera]

I feel like I need a new needlework piece to hang in the bathroom. 

"Diarrhea happens sometimes when you need it most.
-- Countess Luann, 2020"

[Ms Blue Jay]

22 minutes ago, Kiki777 said:

Who is this guy from American Idol that they all dated??

I.  AM. ... LOSING MY MIND

20 minutes ago, druzy said:

Constantine Margolis?

They said "He won American Idol" and Constantine certainly never won.

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHO IT WAS/????

Omg, Leah's ass in the harness.  I'm so jealous!  She is so fit!

Edited August 14, 2020 by Ms Blue Jay

[nexxie]

So I guess it’s cool for Dorinda to go off on others as long as she doesn’t go off on Leah. Nice.

[Kiss my mutt]

Was it Kelly Clarkson?

[Kiki777]

I’m so immature but the diarrhea stuff made me laugh.  It reminded me of how my mom always says ‘sometimes diarrhea is good, it cleans you right out.’

[BusyOctober]

I am so over all of these women shitting their way across the globe. And I guess they are so cavalier about it because they have been leaving skid marks in each other’s presence for years. I get that some people have gastrointestinal distress when they travel, but I don’t need to hear the details.  I have been travelIng with my sister and some of our college girlfriends for 25 years.  We share bedrooms, bathrooms and even clothing on these trips.  If any one of us has felt ill or had diarrhea, we have made our excuses to duck out of a dinner. But never has any of us commented on the stench of the shit, nor shared how we defecated all over the floor, nor explained how rivers of liquid poop has been exploding out of one’s ass.  These RHONY women are absolutely disgusting.

Sonja was looking good in her TH’s...until tonight. OMG! Then I watched WWHL, and it got worse! The lighting and/ or her makeup was hideous!  She looks like all of the cosmetic surgery has finally settled, but in a really bad neighborhood.

 

[StevieRocks]

Moaner, you ol' crazy-eyed hag! Don't make yourself even fuglier by ugly crying! Especially when it's fake and contrived.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Omg, they're finally speaking truth to power (Dorinda).  Omg, are pigs flying????

[thefog]

11 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Stockholm syndrome lol why would I turn on her she doesn’t attack me.. I see her attacking you guys but that’s not me... that is seriously leahs game plan? 

This is one of the reasons why Leah comes off as a Fraud and Poser.  Did she forget about the Tramp Stamp?  She's stupid, because it's only a matter of a time Dorinda will turn on her. 

Edited August 14, 2020 by escape

[Steph J]

9 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

They said "He won American Idol" and Constantine certainly never won.

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHO IT WAS/????

Bear in mind they often don't know what they're talking about, so I wouldn't be surprised if "being on American Idol" = "winning American Idol" in their minds.

[Kiss my mutt]

If I ran a hotel I’d have to charge a security deposit for a new mattress. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

15 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

That is probably it.  I know Tinsley dated him.  He is 19 years younger than Ramona.

If it was Constantine I guess that would make "sense", but Luann saying that he won AI is a lie 😄  He did get a Tony nom though which is pretty cool.

[Emmeline]

10 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

I.  AM. ... LOSING MY MIND

They said "He won American Idol" and Constantine certainly never won.

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHO IT WAS/????

Omg, Leah's ass in the harness.  I'm so jealous!  She is so fit!

Your right, he didn’t win.

[Ms Blue Jay]

11 minutes ago, dosodog said:

WITH THE SPEAKER ON!

That made it even worse!

LOL, Dorinda is such an unrepentant asshole.

[pieinmyeye]

I thought “yuk” when they began talking about the cave, but was glad to see the exact opposite of what I was thinking. It was beautiful and for once, everyone had a good attitude.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Shut the fuck up Leah they are finally finding their voice against the Godfather

I will never have 1% of sympathy towards Dorinda I vow this

Edited August 14, 2020 by Ms Blue Jay

[FlyingEgret]

I don't like heights but I would have absolutely repelled to go cave swimming - what an incredible excursion!  And it must truly have magical powers if the bats were more topical than Leah's vagina...

[Stats Queen]

2 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

I don't like heights but I would have absolutely repelled to go cave swimming - what an incredible excursion!  And it must truly have magical powers if the bats were more topical than Leah's vagina...

I want to do that. It looks amazing. 
 

[njbchlover]

37 minutes ago, druzy said:

Constantine Margolis?

I think it's Constantine Maroulis....but I don't know if that's who they're talking about.

[chewycandy]

9 minutes ago, escape said:

 But it's only a matter of time Dorinda rages on her.  That's next season.  

Seriously. But wasn’t there a clip in the season preview where Dorinda bellows at her to “sit your ass down” in the Berkshires and Leah jumps up and removes her coat? I NEED to see that scene. 

[Marley]

Holy fuck does Dorinda ever shut the fuck up. She’s constantly raging. It’s unbearable. How can ppl stand to be around her.

[njbchlover]

35 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

I don't think I'd have a problem rappelling but I am claustrophobic, so I would likely have more problems being in the cave. 

Exactly how I felt, because I'm also claustrophic!!!  I tried, but couldn't go deep into the cenote.  Also, we were snorkeling, so on top of feeling closed in in the cenote, it was worse with the snorkel gear on.  I hyperventilated and got out of there quickly!!  

But - the cenotes are absolutely amazing!!  

Edited August 14, 2020 by njbchlover

[chewycandy]

Just now, Marley said:

Holy fuck does Dorinda ever shut the fuck up. She’s constantly raging. It’s unbearable. How can ppl stand to be around her.

Loved the shade from Lu when she called Hannah’s library job “adorable.” Haha. In all seriousness that’s really nice for Hannah but it was a nice touch. I actually felt bad for Ramona. She looked legit triggered by the nastiness from Doris. 

[janiema]

Except for the final three minutes, or so, that was the most fun episode I have seen over  all the Real Housewives franchises for quite some time. It can be done.

[The Ringo Kidd]

53 minutes ago, Kiki777 said:

Who is this guy from American Idol that they all dated??

Randy Jackson.

[goofygirl]

Between the beautiful house and grounds, the bed wetting and ass pissing; I actually think these women will at some point, end up in a BARN!  With ANIMALS!

Jeebus.... can we just crap our pants or piss the bed and NOT talk about it?? WTF?? !!!!

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Jeebus.... can we just crap our pants or piss the bed and NOT talk about it?? WTF?? !!!!

It's either that or Leah's vagina. Slim pickins this season. 

[The Ringo Kidd]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

It's either that or Leah's vagina. Slim pickins this season. 

The word on the street is that she has a crappy vagina.

[Axie]

What made the “I peed the bed” scene even weirder was when Leah told Ramona, Ramona just kind of shrugged like it was perfectly normal.

No wonder Peebag and Shitsticks get along so well.  They have so much in common.

[bichonblitz]

Why all the TH's with Dorinda? Stop it, BRAVO! She's not entertaining, cute, clever, funny, or shady.  

[Lady of nod]

So that beautiful spiritual cleansing experience worked on Dorinda for what - 10 minutes. God she is insufferable. Maybe she needs to put crystals in all her orifices..

[dosodog]

43 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Between the beautiful house and grounds, the bed wetting and ass pissing; I actually think these women will at some point, end up in a BARN!  With ANIMALS!

Jeebus.... can we just crap our pants or piss the bed and NOT talk about it?? WTF?? !!!!

 

41 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

It's either that or Leah's vagina. Slim pickins this season. 

Would you rather we go back to cabaret?

[escatefromny]

1 hour ago, pieinmyeye said:

I thought “yuk” when they began talking about the cave, but was glad to see the exact opposite of what I was thinking. It was beautiful and for once, everyone had a good attitude.

It was pretty funny when Luanne called the stalagmites the Dolomites.
 
I could have lived without Leah’s histrionics, which disappeared when they didn’t gain her any attention.

[Callaphera]

Just now, dosodog said:

 

Would you rather we go back to cabaret?

That has a built in drinking game. I mean...

[hoodooznoodooz]

Is this the first time Sonja has mentioned her private isle?

[The Ringo Kidd]

Sometimes I think Leah tries to be cool but she just doesn’t get it.

You’re supposed to have a rocking vagina not rocks in your vagina

No wonder she can’t keep a man.

[Blueberry Snobal]

Tonight on WWHL, Sonja, with a sexy J, said Luann did have sex with the pirate.

[SunnyBeBe]

I realize Dorinda can be intolerable, but she still cracks me up sometimes, nonetheless. Like when trying to keep up with the others at the cave repelling, she says in confessional, I’m pretty athletic for an OLD lady....lol. Not many people know that about me.  Just ask John.  It made me a little ill to think about it.