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  1. I am not a tea-totaler, I have been drunk many times in my younger days. As a 50-something now, I have an occasional cocktail, and honestly, very well made Mai Tai or French martini gets me a little loopy. I can’t remember the last time I ordered/finished 2 drinks over the course of an evening out with friends. I am just blown away by the depth of plastered some of these guests can get to! Are they technically alcoholics, so their tolerance is just sky high? How are people like Eileen not dead from alcohol poisoning? Or cirrhosis? (Or from someone just murdering her from her mean drunkenness?). And Tina and the ‘husbros’ were equally repulsive.
  2. Why didn’t anyone call out Dorit for her cultural appropriation with that ridiculous outfit? She may have a mix of various DNA in her ancestry, but I don’t think there’s a high percentage of Indian in her chart. Maybe Dorit, the sole college graduate in the group (wtf?) earned her degree from the Taj Mahal Institute? Her major was Fashion!Fashion!Fashion! With a minor in Affected Accents. None of the outfits were really great. AM, Crystal and Sutton landed on the best of the Meh list. Didn’t like the hair much either. AM is not as repulsive as the most repulsive One-Timer ever, Diana. AM is just dull. She doesn’t have enough of a story or personality to carry off a segment, never mind a season of this show. She should be proud of her accomplishments as a nurse, and there is no need for embellishing or amping up her career to allude that she is a doctor. Most nurses, whether in the OR, ER or on the floor of a hospital, are the ones who do the heavy lifting in medical care. They are the people who observe patients more frequently, and can catch when something is ‘not quite right’ compared to manyo doctors. I’ve had doctors just peek in from the hall, and never really interact with me. Erica looks more and more like a caricature of an aging, D-list wanna be/never-was. Her make up is just soooo severe. She has a perpetual sneer. I will not watch her BS documentary or special episode of her train wreck Vegas show. I can’t stand her, but Andy loves her, so ErICKa is here to stay.
  3. ZZzzzz…why am I still watching this? I dislike so much about this show. The acting, the story, the characters, the pacing, the dialog, the leading men’s anachronistic hair…so much bug me. I can’t stand the sister, the Marquees, Frederick, the Vicar…I’d rather have a full time series about the couple with the epileptic son (see? I don’t even know the names of the few characters I am mildly interested in). Really hoping <something> happens soon that doesn’t make yawn, forget who’s who, or makes me say uh, why did I waste another 40 minutes this week?
  4. I know people love their pets and spend crazy amounts on them, but designer, couture doggie “pastry” is just stupid. And to come into the Tank with one boutique retail location in one of the most expensive metroplitan areas, and have no business plan for how to scale an un-scalable business is just bananas. The dog’s teeny chefs hat was more stylish than the owner’s glasses. Good for the bug catcher guy for getting a deal. I’d never buy the bug catcher thing though. I am not ever getting close enough to trap any bugs.
  5. Apologize if this has been covered, but when the “where are they now” blurbs popped up, Dorit’s said she hadn’t spoken to Kyle since December. Huh??? What tiff are they having? air is that what we’re seeing develop over the 3 ep Reunion?
  6. Where to begin… Not spending too much time on Erika and her “entertainment” other than to say while she was getting made up for her lip-synched, pitchy, out of tune, auto-tuned performance, without her glam she looked OLD and haggard. Dorit and Bubba the Hutt’s marriage will be imploding soon, but as much as a famewhore she is, I think she will keep her separation from PK as more private than Kyle. WTH was with her get up at the White Party? Did she find all the discarded hair bows from the Limited circa 1986 at a Beverly Hills Goodwill? ONE plain, unbedazzeled classic white bow could have looked elegant, but not a baker’s dozen. And her look at the reunion is bonkers. Dressing like a Hindu Rani when you are a white Jewish woman from CT would be a prime example of “cultural appropriation “, no? Or maybe she traveled to Agra and posed alone in front of the Taj Mahal a la Princess Diana, and now she considers herself Indian? Crystal’s dress and AnnMarie’s were my favorite. I’m gonna bump AM from 8.5 to 9.0, (but after deducting points for her husband’s zero-effort attire, she drops to a 8.0). Sutton is my favorite along with Garcelle. Sutton can be annoying, but unlike the majority of Housewives past and present, I think there’s a real sweetness and kindness there. Good for her and her personal growth. Kyle is a witch, and has been since Season 1. Her crocodile tears to Erika about feeling like she “let her fans down” over a failed marriage is such bullshit. Only a self absorbed twat would believe her actions would influence and have real impact on day to day lives of fans of a tv show. LVP has not been in her circle for years, yet she can’t not make digs at every opportunity. I don’t watch any of LVP’s shows, but does Lisa do this to Kyle? I doubt it. Lisa seems like she can move on and not look back, no matter how frantically Kyle is waving and jumping up and down in Lisa’s rear view mirror. The party- Kyle’s dress and styling at the event made her look older somehow. Having the guests walk such a long way from the tunnel to midfield in heels made everyone look awkward. For another $20k, Mr. ShiShiShi could have laid out a tiled walkway/runway, and canned KYLE’S vanity dance floor branding.
  7. I’m glad for Zach and his family that his medical crisis turned out well. But I don’t understand how Zach, his wife , his parents, his siblings and his doctors weren’t aware of how old Zach’s shunt was., or that it was past it’s expected life span.. As a little person with serious health issues and his surgical history, I would think Zach would have regular doctor visits, no? And during one of those appointments why wouldn’t the subject of painful, debilitating migraines come up? And wouldn’t any medical person in the room with access to his chart (or you know, a tv or working eyes for the past 20 years) put 2 & 2 together and tap in to the idea that a guy with a 2-4-7-12-16 year old medical device in his brain, (you know, where the excruciating pain is) that is approaching its past due date <<just might possibly>> be a vital factor in Zach’s discomfort? Matt’s new house is ginormous! It looked like it was the length of a football field.
  8. I have friends who are natural redheads (bright, curly red like Merida in “Brave” and dark auburn). Both are stunning and have been using makeup products as long as I’ve known them, over 25 years. Not sure what magic they have done to make the same products I use for my brunette self to look so good. Must be witches? One of the sisters should really look into a different hair style, maybe add bangs. The splash guard was too stupid for words. When we were very young, my mom would give me and my sister a bath at the same time. She didn’t leave us unattended so there was no time for splashing or mess making. When we were a little older she would let us play in the tub, but she would let out a lot of the water, then close the shower curtain, putting the shower curtain liner in the tub (just like you would do when taking a shower). No crazy cleanup for my mom. Not a plant person or a bird person. But both products seem more viable than a see thru plastic bath screen that would break my back leaning over it to clean my kid or dog.
  9. They actually go through with the White Party? What a complete farce. At first when I saw Kyle in the white gown, I thought “Oh, for fucks sake, are these two doing a ‘renewal ceremony’??? AKA Bravo’s public airing of the official death of a RH marriage. Having Erika as the “entertainment” is an awful thing to do to your guests. But maybe the audience is just the RHOBH crew and Erika’s “Residency” roadies (Mikey and “I’m not a real therapist but I play one on tv” Jen).
  10. That therapist is out of her ever loving fame-whoring mind. Erika is not due any apologies from any of these women for behaving like a selfish, money grubbing, unsympathetic, soulless, vapid, vacant, shrew. The therapist should have her license yanked as swiftly and as hard as I want to yank her platinum hair extensions out of her botoxed head. I do not understand why any of the women aside from Garcelle feel the need to kowtow to that untalented twat. Is Erika really that good of a friend to any of them? Could they count on Erika to be present for any non-filmed events? If they never met her outside of Erika being a coworker, would any of the other women seek her out for a real girlfriend? The answers are: Nope, Hell no, and NO F***ing way. Erika deserves the same amount of compassion, respect and support as she has shown the victims of her and her Crypt Keeper ex-husband’s decades long scamming and corruption. How many fucks do I give about Erika and her residency and her goddamn earrings? ZERO!
  11. I know the episode on tonight is a rehash of past shit, but I forgot just how insufferably entitled Zach and Tori were/are. My god, the pouty babyish behavior from both of them made me feel sympathy for Matt. I am really glad ZiTs impulsive brattiness lead them to buying that patch of swamp land. I am sorry for the kids having to grown up there.
  12. If Jared is allowed to stay on board much longer, there will be a disaster of S.S. Minnow proportions. Hope the boat owner has increased his collision coverage. The majority of this crew claim to have yachting experience. Ummm ok, but were they all doing those previous charters in submarines in the Arctic? How do you NOT know how to apply sunscreen? While spending the day running your ass off on a beach during the sun-soaked Caribbean charter season?
  13. Really tired of Kyle’s TH’s where she delivers her (Bravo written and approved) snarky shade, then pauses for a beat, looks in the camera with her wide eyed stare and Joker grimace like she’s waiting for a rim shot from stage left to cue the uproarious laughter at her witticisms. Erika (Baby)Jayne* continues to be the awful collection of cells disguised as a human as possible. If she keeps taking her vitamins & supplements Ozempic, she won’t be able to support the weight of those goddamn earrings. Most of the women gave personal and emotional statements at the ceremony. AM 8.5 even contributed despite the fact she hasn’t been with this group very long. Erika, per usual, managed to make a “letting go” statement a “victim” statement. * I adore Bette Davis. She was smart and savvy and knew that “Baby Jane” was ‘camp’. She wanted to look like an aging fading star. She even made suggestions to the hair and makeup teams to really amp up the garishness. My statement above in NO WAY is meant to put Erika in the same category as Bette Davis. Erika is merely an embodIment of that delusional, sociopathic character.
  14. I don’t like any of the primary or secondary characters. They are all so boring, underdeveloped and I feel like I am watching a D-level soap opera. The first series was 10x better and had a much stronger, more compelling and more talented cast. Frederick is an asshole, and I don’t care that his father was mean to him. I am guessing that the French “investor” is setting him up with a phony silver mine. The actor’s hair bugs me too…looks very 19080-90’s and not 1860’s. James is boring, and I don’t care about his tortured soul over being a pastor and being gay. Looks like his hook up at the bathhouse will be blackmailing him in 3…2…1… I will probably finish the series, but maybe I need a break from Julian Fellowes for a bit. I feel like we are just watching the same tropes over and over.
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