90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Preach friend Tariq! 

Smart friend. They were trying to lure her into threesome and she shut them down! 

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS? I AM A GROWN WOMAN WITH A LIFE.

[pinky33]

Shouldn’t the psychic know if Ryan has been cheating on her for the last 10 months? Wouldn’t a psychic know why Stephanie was calling. I am a little skeptical about her being a real psychic now. 🤔

[Hotel Snarker]

The Sharif don't like it! F*** the Brittany! F*** the Brittany!

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

The real question is, why did she pee in a cup instead of peeing directly on the stick? And, she peed in a solo cup.

Solo cups may be sponsoring this season.  They're prevalent in Non Jovi's place, too.

[FrancescaFiore]

OMG Stephanie immediately turning to Harris & totally misunderstanding what psychic friend Miss Cleo said about him. Does Stephanie just have an insatiable need for Belizean 🍆? She CRAZY.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is this riveting TV or what? Waiting to see the pee stick results. Golden Shower age of television.

 FTFY

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Isn't Maria the psychic????

😲🤣🤣 Oops.

Well I did say she was good!

[sainte-chapelle]

I call bullshit. Julia had a long term beau before Brandon and managed to not get pregnant for years. She  knows how birth control works.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS? I AM A GROWN WOMAN WITH A LIFE.

Ah, but life is better with us friends. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

🎶You light up my life🎶 Came for the snark but staying for the hilarity.

[mamadrama]

Wait...Ryan offered up the info himself? That's shitty that he didn't have one on, but...I don't know. This feels gray. It's not so cut and dry. I'm not feeling so great about her texting his family and telling them he raped her. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Brandon looks like he's about 12 years old

 

Yet in other lights he looks like a menopausal soccer mom out on a bender

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Seems this season't theme is "peeing on a stick". 

Also known as “we don’t need no stinkin’ condoms.” 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

“No way we can afford a wedding.” 
It’s called getting hitched at the courthouse you moron. 

They couldn't afford the wedding before the potential pregnancy . . . which is why they live on the farm.

Julia's taking matters in her own hands: Fake pregnancy didn't kill the parents.  Fake abortion will.  Brandon gets prize farm.

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS? I AM A GROWN WOMAN WITH A LIFE.

It is not because of the show it is because of all the snarks here.

[Straycat80]

Stephanie is definitely not an example of growing old gracefully. 

[Twopper]

Brittany?!  reason 245,908 to not get Discovery+

Is it 10:00 yet?  This episode is dragging.   Asking for a friend.

 

[mmecorday]

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Solo cups may be sponsoring this season.  They're prevalent in Non Jovi's place, too.

Aspen Dental is sponsoring Non Jovi's TH segments.

[Mr. Miner]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Brandon looks like he's about 12 years old

 

12 year old girl.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS? I AM A GROWN WOMAN WITH A LIFE.

I ask myself this every single Sunday at 8pm. Yet here I am. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS? I AM A GROWN WOMAN WITH A LIFE.

We watch because of this forum. I think I would have given up seasons ago.

[mamadrama]

harp Entertainment ought to buy stock in pregnancy tests. I've seen more women pee on sticks this season...

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS? I AM A GROWN WOMAN WITH A LIFE.

I watch 90 Day Fiance because I enjoy you guys and your commentary! 90 Day Fiance wouldn't be the same without my fellow snarkers!

Edited February 22, 2021 by Hotel Snarker

[CSunshine76]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

“No way we can afford a wedding.” 
It’s called getting hitched at the courthouse you moron. 

Cant afford a wedding? How about 18 years of raising a child?  Use a condom, little boy!

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, Twopper said:

That just sounds so creepy because he is so much younger.  I don't usually like the tone of her voice when she does it, but if she were with someone closer in age, I doubt it would bug me so much.  I just want to reach thru the screen and slap her every time she does that.  I really do want a button on the remote to allow me to slap at random irritating people on tv.

That button needs to exist!! 

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

OMG Stephanie immediately turning to Harris & totally misunderstanding what psychic friend Miss Cleo said about him. Does Stephanie just have an insatiable need for Belizean 🍆? She CRAZY.

She acts like the only place she can get sex is in Belize. She is a wacko.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I ask myself this every single Sunday at 8pm. Yet here I am. 

You watch for us! And we are all grateful :). 

[Floatingbison]

We want the snark

Gotta have the snark

Give me the snark

Gotta have the snark

Edited February 22, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Wait...Ryan offered up the info himself? That's shitty that he didn't have one on, but...I don't know. This feels gray. It's not so cut and dry. I'm not feeling so great about her texting his family and telling them he raped her. 

I missed that. I have to rewatch tomorrow as well as look at at all of your comments to laugh with you. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What’s so surprising about Deb having a one night stand? I’d be more surprised if she hadn’t.

[Meowwww]

Wayyyy too many commercials.  Ugh. 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

We watch because of this forum. I think I would have given up seasons ago.

And we can't admit that we watch this show in real life.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

harp Entertainment ought to buy stock in pregnancy tests. I've seen more women pee on sticks this season...

Goldmine of a stock. 

[Eldemarge]

Great.  Now please use contraception.

[VioletNevermind]

I assume they sell condoms in Dinwiddie?  Come on, folks, you’re too old for this crap.  

[Hotel Snarker]

It blows my mind how many of those people are approaching middle age yet don't comprehend the consequences of sex. They sound like naive teenagers. Neither Jovi nor Brandon should be having kids right now.

[greekmom]

Called it.

[Doublemint]

Well, we predicted it - no baby for Julia.

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

“No way we can afford a wedding.” 
It’s called getting hitched at the courthouse you moron. 

He's lucky Julia's father is in Russia or he would appear at the "farm" with a shotgun if she is preggo.

and if she is, Brandon and parents will blame "bad Julia" for this. 

[magemaud]

Brandon, Stephanie has a whole drawer full of condoms I’m sure she’d give you if you’re grateful enough 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Julia, this is going to be your life forever if you marry Brandon. He’s a moron. Get used to it or get on a plane.

[mamadrama]

We can't afford a wedding, we had plans, we...

STFU Brandon. There are 500 kinds of birth control. Pick one. You think a condom makes sex less fun? Just wait until you've gone 8 days without a full nights sleep and you're both reeking of spit up, poo, and spoiled milk.

[greekmom]

Fucking Brandon. Put on a condom.

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

It blows my mind how many of those people are approaching middle age yet don't comprehend the consequences of sex. They sound like naive teenagers. Neither Jovi nor Brandon should be having kids right now.

Or ever

[sainte-chapelle]

Fuck off Brandon, it isn’t entirely her responsibility...wear a condom

[Zombness]

Today's episode taught us about lubrication, condoms, pregnancy tests, etc...  very enlightening!

[hookedontv]

Just now, magemaud said:

Brandon, Stephanie has a whole drawer full of condoms I’m sure she’d give you if you’re grateful enough 

And they glow in the dark. 

[Straycat80]

Today’s show is brought to you by the words condom and pregnancy test. 

[Hotel Snarker]

If you don’t like being scared Brandon, YOU wear a condom.