90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why would you tell your parents about a possible pregnancy without knowing for sure? Not their business! 

[Pepper Mostly]

I would so totally NOT be down with "playing a game" with Betty and Ron.

[CSunshine76]

I just can’t with Brandon and his weird relationship with Mother Betty.

WHY does she need to know about a pregnancy scare? Wait til you know, and if there is a baby, then fill them in.

[VioletNevermind]

Is “pulling out” a Jenga block a clever metaphor for this pregnancy conversation?

[Suzywriter]

They're playing games with Mommy and Daddy? 

[kacesq]

OMG if I am forcing my grownass son to play Jenna to amuse me, please tell me to knock it off.

I love my son more than anything ...he’s 13...but I Am fully aware he needs to live his own life when he’s older.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why get the parents involved before taking a pregnancy test. I can't stand bitch boy Brandon.

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

I hate all their commercials.  In fact, I  make it a general rule to hate all insurance commercials.  I am sick of the gecko and Mr Mayhem, too.

I like the Farmers Insurance ones. When I garden , I sing “we are farmers”. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wahhhhh, I want a puppy. Yet I don’t want a puppy! I don’t know what I want!

[Suzywriter]

This is just bad drama. Why talk about pregnancy before you know? Especially with that awful set of parents. 

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, pinky33 said:

So my fiancé just informed me that we will no longer call each other “baby” ever again after watching that scene with Rebecca and Zied in the car. 

That just sounds so creepy because he is so much younger.  I don't usually like the tone of her voice when she does it, but if she were with someone closer in age, I doubt it would bug me so much.  I just want to reach thru the screen and slap her every time she does that.  I really do want a button on the remote to allow me to slap at random irritating people on tv.

[Armchair Critic]

*cringing*

[greekmom]

I feel sorry for that dog in the scene.

[brillia79]

Brandon is a child. You don’t marry a child.

[Pepper Mostly]

If looks could kill, Julia would be a grease spot on the porch swing right now. 

[Mr. Miner]

The thought of Julia fucking Brandon is repulsive a little bit.

[TazDevil]

Brandon's parents have clearly not given him the tools he needs to survive in real life.

[DNR]

 

5 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Complete with first dance! So weird. 

I have never seen a First Dance at an engagement party 🤨

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, hula-la said:

I like the Farmers Insurance ones. When I garden , I sing “we are farmers”. 

Yeah, those are the only insurance commercials that I actually like. But the other insurance commercials bother me, especially Liberty Mutual.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, MyVelouria said:

Rebecca has to be called "Gigi" and nothing that makes her sound too much like a grandmother. 😏

My friend just adopted an adorable rescue pup that came with the name GiGi. She planned to change the dog’s name anyway but it became imperative when a Chinese friend told her that’s what Chinese women call their vagina.   

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why are Brandon and Julia acting like pregnancy tests don’t exist?

because Brandon is stupid and needs his mommy

[Zombness]

These two obnoxious parents ......Betty and husband.......can't stand them.   Julia they are just thinking that they lost a farm hand if you are indeed pregnant.

[charmed1]

That dog looks like a mogwai.

[hookedontv]

Brandon is such a bitch, just like his mom. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I would so totally NOT be down with "playing a game" with Betty and Ron.

The mind reels, keep your car keys to yourself

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, hula-la said:

I like the Farmers Insurance ones. When I garden , I sing “we are farmers”. 

I like the "My name is Darryl" Bigfoot one.

[kacesq]

Stfu Betty.  You weird possessive idiot.

[Hotel Snarker]

Brandon is so dumb.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Betty referring to “sleepless nights” as a metaphor for Brandon and Julia having sex?

[Eldemarge]

Julia.  Are we surprised he blamed you again while his parents were upset?  This is your future.  You're signing up for a lifetime of this.

[Bees52]

The parents should be ecstatic at the thought of a grandchild! More inheritors (and potential workers) for that crummy farm of theirs!

[TazDevil]

Ok, I see a little fire pit thingie outside, so that explains the obsession with sitting out there in the cold.  

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why get the parents involved before taking a pregnancy test. I can't stand bitch boy Brandon.

He a total bitch boi

[Pepper Mostly]

These people are HORRIBLE. "You cause so many sleepless nights". Blame is doled out generously in this weird, creepy family. 

[For Cereals]

Maybe Julia is sick from being thrown under that bus so many times...what a weenie Brandon is.

[Zombness]

OMG spre me from seeing Coltee flaunting his fat.

[mamadrama]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why are Brandon and Julia acting like pregnancy tests don’t exist?

The same reason they act like birth control doesn't. 

[Floatingbison]

Coltee moobs!!!!! That can never be unseen.

[Hotel Snarker]

Wow, they cast the worst 90 Day cast members for this Single Life spinoff. This is not worth a penny!

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Brandon's parents have clearly not given him the tools he needs to survive in real life.

But, didn't they leave a box of condoms on his nightstand to welcome Julia?

[kacesq]

They did not just show shirtless Colt. No. This doesn’t make me want to pay for Discovery Plus.

I see Molly is going younger again because it worked out so well.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Single Life? Definitely, absolutely, unequivocally NO FUCKING WAY.

[hula-la]

Natalie to Michael: “you cheat and you lie, you make me want to cry” (and I think that song will only be recognizable to Canadians). 

[Zombness]

This is too much Coltee....Danielle and Big Ed..............!!!  Yuck!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Did Brandon try to throw Julia under the bus yet again? This poor woman has multiple bus tracks all over.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Yeah, those are the only insurance commercials that I actually like. But the other insurance commercials bother me, especially Liberty Mutual.

I love the ones with the old songs. Wild Thing! And the new "Build me up Buttercup" one! It makes me smile every time. 

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Brandon's parents have clearly not given him the tools he needs to survive in real life.

That's his problem his life tool works!

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Maybe Julia is sick from being thrown under that bus so many times...what a weenie Brandon is.

I seriously just tweeted the same thing!

[Angry Moldovan]

Ughhh, imagine a blind date with big egg or Dinyell? Also, discovery- go away!

[Suzywriter]

Molly...another beige man half her age.