90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[mamadrama]

The Yazan stuff is too serious for this shitshow. It makes me nervous.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I smell a Lifetime movie. “Not Without My Bebe.” Starring Tori Spelling as Ari. Bini will be portrayed as some knife-wielding psycho stalking her all over Ethiopia.

Ohhhhhhhh how about Kanye?

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Yazan looks gaunt and haunted. Yikes.  Also, hi, everyone! I haven’t been on in a good long while. 

Gday!

[Trackdawg]

16 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Why does Kenny always drive like the stick shift is in Armando’s lap? Ohhhhh....

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Physical pain has always been easier for me to deal with as a parent. When they are emotionally devastated I fall apart on the inside

Right? Just a couple of weeks ago my poor son was reeling from a bad breakup. He called me at midnight one night--apologized for calling so late "but sometimes I just need to talk to my mom". I hate to see my cheerful lad upset. (He's better now!)

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I smell a Lifetime movie. “Not Without My Bebe.” Starring Tori Spelling as Ari. Bini will be portrayed as some knife-wielding psycho stalking her all over Ethiopia.

And Tori Spelling aka Ari will dramatically run for the US Embassy building and collapse in a heap of relieved sobs while the national anthem soars in the background. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, ChiMama said:

Jenny - for dog’s sake - WASH YOUR HAIR! Ew. 

She has to wait for Sumit to wash it and we know how lazy he is

[kacesq]

Jenny is older than Sumit’s parents? Wow.

[For Cereals]

Even if Brittany did everything Yazan wanted (and she won’t), I don’t think she’d ever be accepted by his family.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Plathville, where Children of the Corn meet Twilight Zone.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Yazan should dump Brittany now, before he can't fix things with his father.  

So Sumit is divorced?   No waiting period until it's finalized?   They still have to do the public notice period, to advertise the wedding is happening. 

Tim and Melyza-most boring people on earth.

Deavan-I can't even watch that part any more. 

Ari should have let them circumcise the baby before they left the hospital.     She really goes off on Bini every time she wants to irritate him.    If I hear her say "he's my baby" one more time, I'll scream.   She's going beyond hormonal, into unbalanced.  

 

 

Edited November 2, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Frozendiva]

If Jenny was say, 45 or so, Sumit's parents would not like it but it is a more realistic age difference.

[Granny58]

7 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

We left the decision to our son. 

Me too.  I figure his body, his choice.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Jenny is older than Sumit’s parents? Wow.

Yep and she's so proud she popped Summeat's cherry.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I smell a Lifetime movie. “Not Without My Bebe.” Starring Tori Spelling as Ari. Bini will be portrayed as some knife-wielding psycho stalking her all over Ethiopia.

 "Not Without My Bebe: Foreskinned is forearmed."

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Even if Brittany did everything Yazan wanted (and she won’t), I don’t think she’d ever be accepted by his family.

Yeah, no way.  Not after everyone has seen her ba-donk.

[Trackdawg]

27 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Wait, what? Next thing you'll be telling me is that Ronald has a gambling problem.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Just a couple of weeks ago my poor son was reeling from a bad breakup. He called me at midnight one night--apologized for calling so late "but sometimes I just need to talk to my mom". I hate to see my cheerful lad upset. (He's better now!)

The relationship biz is tough for guys, and it seemed to be getting tougher every year before I tapped out.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Just a couple of weeks ago my poor son was reeling from a bad breakup. He called me at midnight one night--apologized for calling so late "but sometimes I just need to talk to my mom". I hate to see my cheerful lad upset. (He's better now!)

It’s hard isn’t it. My oldest was bullied in Kindergarten. I hugged him and snuck off for a little cry 😢 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

And Tori Spelling aka Ari will dramatically run for the US Embassy building and collapse in a heap of relieved sobs while the national anthem soars in the background. 

And a bald eagle swoops down and lands gently on her outstretched wrist, while everyone claps!

[TMI]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Jenny is older than Sumit’s parents? Wow.

with their ages added together. 

[Straycat80]

Would Yazan’s father try to kill him with TLC cameras rolling? I didn’t know honor killings were for men too. Scary shit. Scary place. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

She has to wait for Sumit to wash it and we know how lazy he is

Dead ee

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m Jewish. Circumcision at Day 8 was a foregone conclusion for my sons.

[Trackdawg]

25 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have two sons. I never got involved in their relationships. It’s called having boundaries.

[tvrox]

49 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Let me break character to say, I missed you guys.   Okay, snark on!

Missed you too! 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Yep and she's so proud she popped Summeat's cherry.

Why isn’t there a shudder emoji?

[OoogleEyes]

So, he's staying with Brittany to....prove a point? Out of stubbornness?

I am perplexed 

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Even if Brittany did everything Yazan wanted (and she won’t), I don’t think she’d ever be accepted by his family.

That ship has sailed for sure - maybe we can make Brittani an offer she can't refuse?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I want some Korean food now.

[magemaud]

Don’t Sumit’s parents realize that if he marries Jenny, they’ll inherit an instant family including grandchildren and great grandchildren? 

[Trackdawg]

18 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Areola, pull up your big girl panties and grow up. You now have an actual human being fully dependent upon you and you need to make decisions for him for the next two decades. It’s called parenthood.

[Floatingbison]

Jihoon, you have 500 terrabytes of nekkid ladies on your phone.  Care to splain yourself?

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Why isn’t there a shudder emoji?

🤢 That’s my reaction.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

So, he's staying with Brittany to....prove a point? Out of stubbornness?

I am perplexed 

My theory is that he's work-adverse and staying with Jenny means not having to worry about having kids/supporting a household.  He can just rub this old broad's feet every night and never have to work again!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thanks for the visual, Jihoon.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Lord, this convo with Joony and Deavan is so cringe. 

[Gobi]

TMI JIhoon!

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Plathville, where Children of the Corn meet Twilight Zone.

With a dollop of Duggars. And maybe a smidgeon of "the Lottery"

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Yep and she's so proud she popped Summeat's cherry.

AND she's younger and healthier than Sumit's parents, so they'll probably die soon and be out of her and Sumit's hair. 

[Trackdawg]

19 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Who makes a same day surgical appointment?

[Coltee Gal]

Yazan’s brother is delicious.

[DEL901]

When/if Brittany returns to Jordan, she is probably safe with the camera crew as long as she doesn’t marry Yazam (and probably have to renounce her citizenship).    If she does that, as soon as the camera crew goes, she will pay for keeping her Instagram etc.  

[TMI]

Something BOTHERING devilann...say it isn't so!

How many of you think that Devilann's picture is in those ...thousands...

He did look at you....that's why he needs the photo.

[greekmom]

So uh they don't have sex but Jihoon masturbates with photos... and that's cheating???

[brillia79]

Dude, he’s downloaded pictures. They aren’t his personal chats. 
Masturbating is cheating now.

Deavan is stupid. Just say you want to leave without all these bs excuses.

[mmecorday]

First he talked about how dirty his anal was and now this. Jeez, Jihoon.

[sainte-chapelle]

That is not cheating Deavan. You all should get out the couples thread to find out who the real secret cheater is.

[Angry Moldovan]

Is he admitting to wanking? Omg! Jihoon, shut up! I bet filter face is always sleeping at business time

Edited November 2, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Eldemarge]

Jihoon.  Stop giving your wife honest answers.  She's just going to use it as ammo later.

[tvrox]

52 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Sumit, King of the Call Center.

That would be better than his current state, which is Sumit, King of the unemployed. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

“She didn’t sex with me...” Jihoon. I just.