90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[VioletNevermind]

You’re not at home at daddy’s country club, Princess Elizabeth.  Attempt to accept another region’s culture.  Ugh. 

[xls]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Free lunch!

they get to taste the fud here

[Pepper Mostly]

Here comes the "weird food" segment. Sharp's hitting on the highlights today. 

[Floatingbison]

FamilyLibby in Moldova is the stuff dreams are made of.  I am going to watch double when they show the wedding reception.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

So they went to the cheaper place just to have a dramatic moment. Got it.

It's like House Hunters International but the wedding venue version.

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Where is this from? I can't think  of it!!

The pump you up guys on SNL

[brillia79]

So... that’s a good price for a wedding venue.

[Grifter Lives]

Andrrei resents working as a translator.  He's phenomenally work-averse.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Libby: "It's clean and inviting and upscale and SO MANY BALLS HANGING IN MY FACE"

Oh, she's used to that.

[Toodleoo]

I need that Saturday Night Fever floor in my living room!

[Zombness]

Can't wait until the coven arrives in Moldova to see their reaction to the place. 

[Frozendiva]

$90 per person - includes rental? Suppose that is average for a more upscale place.

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

Where is this from? I can't think  of it!!

Hans and Franz from SNL?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, the Trashy Sisters are going to love that klassy light-up dance floor. 

[Grifter Lives]

That was Andrei's famous ballroom dancing.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

The pump you up guys on SNL

Hans and Franz

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

The pump you up guys on SNL

hans and Franz

[kendi]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

The pump you up guys on SNL

Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon. Thank you!! I was even saying it in their voices but didn't know where it was from. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

That place Capitole or something like that, looks great, and costs $6000, including food for 60 is a good deal.   I hope that includes a DJ or band.  too.    That venue is very nice, and obviously recently decorated.    Anyone want to bet that the 60 person guest list won't grow a whole lot, and all on Libby's daddy's dime?   

Edited July 20, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[magemaud]

40 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

"Up to par to my family's standards"?? Girl. I invite you to take a seat. Your skanky, trashy, low class sisters are not royalty. 

 

Do her family’s apparently discerning standards include cheeseburgers and fried chicken at WEDDINGS? 

[Floatingbison]

I love our Group Think.  I would absolutely go to a SnarkCon and meet everyone!  With masks, and a six foot buffer, of course.

Edited July 20, 2020 by Floatingbison

[Granny58]

4 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

I can't get over how Libby looks like an entirely different person in different scenes. Her makeup in this is not flattering

Neither is her face.

[Andi27]

"I think Jess's goal is to marry Colt, have babies and become a citizen." And what, fundamentally, is wrong with that, Deb? Other than the fact that as a husband and father, Colt won't have time for you? (And that I would personally prefer if Colt would not procreate.)

[goofygirl]

Uh oh... Is this when we see Coltee in a speedo?  Laawd have mercy!

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

$90 per person - includes rental? Suppose that is average for a more upscale place.

In Moldova maybe, upscale places here NY would be double that per person at least

[sainte-chapelle]

FFS they left Poppa in the car when he could have offered a sound opinion? Fuck your family Libby, you had your American wedding, let family Andrei have this.

[LookABird]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

The pump you up guys on SNL

Hans und Franz  😁

[Zombness]

Went to get another glass of wine so that I can stomach Debbie and Colteeeee!!!

[Gobi]

I miss Princess Toast. 😢

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I love our Group Think.  I would absolutely go to a SnarkCon and meet everyone!  With masks, and a six foot buffer, of course.

Gee what a great after Covid plan - I'm on.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

That place Capitole or something like that, looks great, and costs $6000, including food for 60 is a good deal.   I hope that includes a DJ or band.  too.    That venue is very nice, and obviously recently decorated.    Anyone want to be that the 60 person guest list won't grow a whole lot?   

I think that the one witch who said she couldn’t attend is going to make a surprise appearance, just to shift the spotlight off of Libby.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Granny58 said:

Neither is her face.

I can only see Big Toe, since this forum pointed out in her first season.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

"I think Jess's goal is to marry Colt, have babies and become a citizen." And what, fundamentally, is wrong with that, Deb? Other than the fact that as a husband and father, Colt won't have time for you? (And that I would personally prefer if Colt would not procreate.)

Drunk Debs needs rehab, that was so hateful to say

[HulaTallula]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Went to get another glass of wine so that I can stomach Debbie and Colteeeee!!!

I hope "glass" in this case means "entire bottle," because that's what's needed here... 

[VioletNevermind]

“Darcey and Stacey?”  Oh, good grief.  Haven’t we had enough of these desperate, plastic, overinflated hos?  I am really asking.  

[kacesq]

Colt’s physique is really unappealing.

[mmecorday]

Quote

  1 hour ago, mmecorday said:

"Here me now and believe me later!"

Where is this from? I can't think  of it!!

Old SNL sketch with body builders Hans and Franz. They were there to pump *CLAP* you up!

[kendi]

I hate that constipated "I'm saying something profound" look that Coltee always has on face.

[Frozendiva]

Bra time for Coltee.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb packs light. That shirt also doubles as a pajama top.

Edited July 20, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Straycat80]

Darcy and Stacy are going to have their own show? TLC scraping the bottom of the barrel for shows. It’s sad because I used to love the shows back in the day.  

[Floatingbison]

Covid has been a drag, and I've had some upsetting medical news, but everyone here has made things so much better.  Love you guys!  

[JennyMominFL]

im surprised Debbie didnt do an airplane when she fed Colty.

Edited July 20, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[Doublemint]

Debbie is Feeding Colt - do they do that at home?  (yeah who am I kidding).  

[Granny58]

I do not fault Debbie for melting down after such a long journey.  She'a senior citizen!!!  It's exhausting to travel.  It is childish of Velma not to understand.

Edited July 20, 2020 by Granny58

[sainte-chapelle]

Jess is loud ...eww Colt WTF

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

“Darcey and Stacey?”  Oh, good grief.  Haven’t we had enough of these desperate, plastic, overinflated hos?  I am really asking.  

Only if they go to rehab.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Colt’s physique is really unappealing.

Coltee has a weird body.   He reminds me of Grimace from McDonalds.

[Straycat80]

Ew! Colt-y don’t talk about your sex life with your Mom! 

[LucyEth]

Well when they are married Debbie you will want to live with them so you better get noise cancelling headphones