90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Oh, Deavan is giving up her comfortable life too

Deaven claims she’s “giving up everything she worked so hard for,” which is? 

[Grifter Lives]

What's the emotional support cat for?  His 28-day prison stint a decade ago?  His childhood nickname, Cheesestick?

[DanaMB]

I want to say I'll skip the Darcey spin-off, but I'd miss all of your snark so I'm sure I'm in.

 

Oh God, this Tim is a doofus.  Lord have mercy.

[kendi]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

What’s wrong with his cat?

His owner wont leave him alone.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

So apparently Kenneth can never visit anyone and his family cant visit him. The wracking sobs are getting on my last nerve. Planes fly there everyday dude. 

THANK YOU. Everyone is acting like he's getting on a wagon train headed west, and letters will be sparse and take months to arrive. All the sobbing and rending of garments. Plus his family needs to get a damn grip. He has a right to pursue happiness!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, magemaud said:

Deaven claims she’s “giving up everything she worked so hard for,” which is? 

Nude modeling.  

[Angry Moldovan]

We are watching some weird shite here my friends. He’s bringing the cat?sorry, not sorry but he’s a freak a little bit

[greekmom]

If he claims HE cheated on HER I am going to scream at the tv.

[humbleopinion]

6 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

 

what is the ginger hiding from his hot Colombian girlfriend

He is still married to a Haitian.

Tittitoos.

Arsonist

 

 

[Zombness]

Oh I love Kenneth and Armando..

[sainte-chapelle]

Did he abuse her or something? What happened?

[Vandy10]

So, Tim clearly cheated on Melyza, right?

I wonder if there’s a baby mama involved?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Someone on the 90 Day production staff clearly has an in with the au pair circuit. 

And the southern crime division

[LilaFowler]

He can't get a K-1 visa because he's a felon? When did that ever stop anyone?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, magemaud said:

Deaven claims she’s “giving up everything she worked so hard for,” which is? 

<crickets chirping>

[Frozendiva]

Kenneth is not moving to Alaska!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Did he abuse her or something? What happened?

He got drunk and married his cat in Vegas.  

[poeticlicensed]

Pepe? Tim's a Trumper I'll bet. 

So what's the issue? Is his record keeping him from traveling? I dont think so if he's going? What's the problemo cheese stick?

[VioletNevermind]

Rhetorical question, but how do the red flags not start flying for these people when they’re already fighting in a purely digital relationship? I have zero tolerance for pointless fighting and bitchery, so I don’t know how they’re maintaining the “romance” with such flimsy ties. 

[mmecorday]

I don't care about Cheestick's secret -- I want to know what Kenneth has been doing to maintain his youthful appearance! And I don't think he's been using that overpriced melon cream Cindy Crawford sells on TV.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

He can't get a K-1 visa because he's a felon? When did that ever stop anyone?

He’s moving to Colombia...

[LilaFowler]

Did they ever say why Florida man is moving to Mexico, and not the other way around?

[kendi]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

If he claims HE cheated on HER I am going to scream at the tv.

Yeah, in a world where Colt has a girlfriend and a side chick, I can't with this one, too!

[LennieBriscoe]

I still say Kenneth is Bob from "The Biggest Loser"!

 

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

Did they ever say why Florida man is moving to Mexico, and not the other way around?

He's got a kid right?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

He can't get a K-1 visa because he's a felon? When did that ever stop anyone?

I would think that it would prevent him from moving to another country.

[KelseyNikki614]

They're all so very blonde. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kenneth’s kids need to stop trying to make him feel guilty for leaving them.

[Vandy10]

We’re not going to see Grampy anymore. 

That’s laying it on a little thick, isn’t it?

[kendi]

Goodbyes are always sad...but yeah, plan a vacation in a few months to visit already!! Jeez!

[Doublemint]

This is too much like real life - can't snark on pain...

[hookedontv]

I know I have a dead black heart and I’m not especially close to my family, but FFS, there’s FaceTime and phones and texts and visits. These people just need to live their own lives. Kenneth, it’s OK!! Your kids are grown. Cooper will get a passport and visit you and vice versa. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I think his family put a lot of guilt and pressure on Ken. Especially the kids. It looks like his daughter got pregnant young and likely relied on him to support her. "You aren't going to see grand pop anymore." Way to guilt the poor man. Let him be happy

[poeticlicensed]

Oh stop with the histrionics. I moved away from my family and didnt turn into a puddle. 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Medellin Colombia? Is she related to Pablo Escobar?

She is Pablo Escobar. 

Jesus, he's not going to Molokai to live among the lepers. Does anyone in his shitty unsupportive family care about his feelings, or only their own? Anyone ever think maybe they could support his decision and be brave and cheerful?? 

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Did they ever say why Florida man is moving to Mexico, and not the other way around?

Probably because it's so hard to move from Mexico to the U.S. right now.

[humbleopinion]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I don't care about Cheestick's secret -- I want to know what Kenneth has been doing to maintain his youthful appearance! 

If you have tender eyes....Cover them! This is a vulgar reply!

answer: sperm of young lovers

[greekmom]

Ohhhh and we have the concerned "friend" who always probably wanted more with the simpleton.

Geez TLC get another playbook.

[Angry Moldovan]

Time to say good bye, you and me and my old friends......can’t remember the rest of the lyrics

Edited June 30, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[mmecorday]

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We are watching some weird shite here my friends. He’s bringing the cat?sorry, not sorry but he’s a freak a little bit

David's cat Mothra is probably seething! "You mean you could have brought me with you to meet your Ukrainian living sex doll? That's it! I'm pooping on all your polo shirts."

[JennyMominFL]

I want the yellow dress birth control girl is running around in

[CSunshine76]

Good lord, what did faux Texan do? He needs to redeem himself? 

[kacesq]

 Hate the Paragard commercial, especially when she squeezes the damn thing and smirks into the camera.

[poeticlicensed]

Cheese stick you arent that interesting. 

What's with the singing birth control commercial? Just weird 

[humbleopinion]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kenneth’s kids need to stop trying to make him feel guilty for leaving them.

Those are adult kids seeing any inheritance slipping out of their fingers since Armando will be the spouse and is their age....

[Arynm]

He is not moving to the moon people. You will see him again, like tonight when he facetimes you

[VioletNevermind]

23 hours ago, For Cereals said:

I watch via the 90 Day Gays podcast.  They are hilarious.  I refuse to give TLC the ratings.

I waited all day for this thread to open back up so I could thank you for bringing this podcast into my life.  I saw your post and pulled up the most recent podcast today to listen to while I cleaned house and had to stop to catch my breath from laughing so hard.  I’m now a fan of theirs (and yours!). 😘

[CraftyHazel]

I mean, I love Kenneth, and I kind of understand the tears because I’m an emotional basket case who cries at commercials, but...

I mean, at some point, you need to cut the cord and move along, no?  And the daughter with the kid is kind of the worst, trying to guilt trip Kenneth about how she will now have to actually parent her own child.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Did they ever say why Florida man is moving to Mexico, and not the other way around?

Based on what I've seen so far, he is getting while the getting is good away from his smothering passive aggressive whiny kids. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

David's cat Mothra is probably seething! "You mean you could have brought me with you to meet your Ukrainian living sex doll? That's it! I'm pooping on all your polo shirts."

And using the pleather duster as a scratching post