90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

He's engaged to Lana, in his mind.

[Zombness]

Lana got your circonia ring David and she doesn't want to hear from you anymore.

[Gobi]

Why doesn't David use the moose and squirrel phone he gave Lana?

[poeticlicensed]

Tom and Ed are assholes but they arent dumb. They can barely control their laughter. 

Edited June 9, 2020 by poeticlicensed

[kacesq]

I really really really hate Yolanda’s asymmetrical hair styles. 

[greekmom]

If TLC paid Lana. She would have shown.

[Doublemint]

OOh God they're repreating the MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - gross!

[Auntie Anxiety]

One word: Mmmmmmmmmm.

🤢🤮

[DEL901]

Just now, Vandy10 said:

Then why’d you get her the phone, David, if you knew she didn’t speak English?

It has a translator app, but I guess that doesn’t work either when you have long nails.  

[For Cereals]

So Mach behind, but wanted to say hey peeps hey!

[kacesq]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

He's engaged to Lana, in his mind.

I’ve been engaged to Jon Bon Jovi in my mind for decades. decades.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lana's at her nephew's hockey game. Or she's graduating from dental hygienist school. Or she's on a fast train to Vladivostok. Or she's on a Unicef mission to Haiti. Or she's donating a kidney. Or she's participating in an international conference on robotics. 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

It might be where I draw the line.

I think them laughing off bad comments about themselves will be so fake. You know people like Lisa are just seething when they see the stuff about them on social media. I am not going to sympathize with some of these people who are straight up @ssholes.

[hookedontv]

FFS David you’re an idiot. Long nails are not a reason to not use a phone. His delusion is REAL. 

[KelseyNikki614]

Ed just said he's never been on a paid website and then said he's never had any luck on them. Oops you slipped up on your lie there Eddy boy

[Armchair Critic]

I know people hate Ed but I love him confronting David with the truth

[Floatingbison]

That's not true.  David considered it a relationship. He said that over and over.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is David still using the site to contact Lana 😂 

That's the business she's in.  They even had to use the paid translation site during his visit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wasn’t Ed’s nose all red and bruised last night?

[Vandy10]

Ed: I would never use those paid sites.

Also Ed: I never had any luck with those.

Ok, sex tourist.

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’ve been engaged to Jon Bon Jovi in my mind for decades. decades.

Connor Trinneer.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed's "never been on a paid website". Because whenever he's been on them, he's felt like they were scams. Jesus, Ed. 

[Zombness]

Ok David, join the Yolanda Scammers Club.  You will be an honorary member.

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I thought Usman wanted to come to the U.S. guess he changed his mind

He only mentioned it in EVERY sentence about his relationship with Lisa 

[kacesq]

I would say I don’t use a website to talk to my friends yet...here I am...talking to you my friends on a website...🤣

[brillia79]

Fuckin’ Tom.

[poeticlicensed]

Actually a translator app works just fine on an iphone.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’ve been engaged to Jon Bon Jovi in my mind for decades. decades.

And Kate Upton and I have been going steady for years.  In my mind!

Edited June 9, 2020 by Floatingbison

[VioletNevermind]

The notion of ANY of these idiots criticizing their fellow castmates is absolutely laughable.  (In other words, shut the fuck up, Ed.  And you, too, Tom.)

[Straycat80]

Tom is probably going to try to get in touch with Lana and ask her out. 

[Andi27]

It is easy for David to believe that these are Lana's only friends because that is how he made his friends.

[Bees52]

Hee hee Ed is triggered and needs cuddles from his dog.

Guess I don't blame him, though, it's cute.

[LucyEth]

8 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I sent you a message

I replied to you

[Frozendiva]

David, you have been a sucker.

[Leilani]

So David is claiming Lana has stayed on a site for 9 years and pretends to be interested in pervy American men for free because she is a shut in.

Edited June 9, 2020 by Leilani

[DEL901]

David is sooooooooo delusional.  The men in the white coats will becoming for him.  

[kacesq]

It’s an amazing adventure trying to find women desperate enough to sleep with me.

[VioletNevermind]

He’s been doing this since 1995.  Goddamn, buddy.  Okay, now I’m a little sad. 

[poeticlicensed]

20+ times to the ukraine!

[Zombness]

Wow....David is very wealthy and he is spending his money on stupidity.

[Floatingbison]

He's been to Ukraine 20 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Holy fucking shit.  

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wasn’t Ed’s nose all red and bruised last night?

It was the booze.

[DragonFlyzz]

Nails are the reason she can’t use her phone?  Really?

[Vandy10]

It’s not a poor man’s game.

Ewwww. 

So, he knows it’s about paying for women, but he’s offended that others are telling him that he’s paying for Lana? 

I really hope David and Lana are fake, because if he’s real, it’s scary.

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least Ed is asking the right questions.

[Frozendiva]

$300,000 on this?

[greekmom]

David has been to the Ukraine and only knows 'Da'?

What an idiot.

[Gobi]

Steph is thinking "How do I get in on this?"

[sainte-chapelle]

Shaun's face when she realized David is a sex tourist....the stunned silence

[Emmeline]

Ed is right about Lana.  David is a dolt.  Did David say that Lana doesn’t get paid for being on the site?  Yet he pays that site for each word he types to her.  What a friggin moron.

Edited June 9, 2020 by Emmeline