90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[poeticlicensed]

Deluded David she wants you to communicate through the website cuz that's how she gets paid. Lord is he dumb or what?

[DragonFlyzz]

It’s been seven years and NOW you want off the chat site?

[kendi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I have had to start cutting on FB for this reason.

I uninstalled it on my phone and my tablet

 

[Zombness]

David is like an overly eager puppy.....I hate men like him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amazing chemistry between Lana and David. Sizzling!

[mmecorday]

Lana, don't sit too close to that fire! Your Jiffy Pop jacket will explode!

[magemaud]

Here comes Lana in her space blanket coat 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

How is Usman signing up to look at that fugly face every day?

Its for two years max, then he's free. Guess he has a strong stomach. 

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I actually used to serve it in the Marines. Only time I ever ate rabbit

My son learned to cook it in culinary school! He called me to tell me he's tried it.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Lisa will be the cause of the reason the name Lisa is never chosen by expectant parents ever again because no couple will want their child labeled Baby Girl Lisa in the hospital nursery.

Your avatar of the skipper brings me so much life

[Mrs. Landingham]

Is that a new denim polo shirt? That must be his proposal shirt.

[kendi]

Just now, Zombness said:

David is like an overly eager puppy.....I hate men like him.

It's so gross how he has to touch her so much and these long lingering hugs are unbearable. It's disgusting. It's like he wants to devour her.

[cyberfruit]

kinda into lana'a jacket, ngl. i almost bought a metallic silver moto jacket a couple of years ago but talked myself out of it

[DragonFlyzz]

At last???  You’re why you’ve never met before this.

[Baltimore Betty]

MMMMM DAVID!!

He is pondering the ring and his future...Lana won't get near him or his hotel but by all means, propose.

Ice wouldn't melt in Lana's mouth.

She wants to get to a deeper level of his pockets.

 

Edited June 1, 2020 by Baltimore Betty

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Amazing chemistry between Lana and David. Sizzling!

It's a love that will inspire poets throughout the ages.

[JennyMominFL]

She looks like she wants to laugh

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

I’ve seen it occasionally in Sobeys (a major grocery store chain) in Toronto.  

My great uncle...who is from Poland...ate it all the time. Quite a few Polish markets in Toronto and Mississauga sell it 

[Frozendiva]

Old Navy had some metallic jackets a year or so ago. The gold one made me look like C3P0.

[Angry Moldovan]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Not being political but sending good thoughts to @sagittarius sue and people of colour and  everyone on this planet.  I hear you. The world hears you.

Amen!

[Straycat80]

You know Lana is thinking: I wonder how much money I can get for this phone. 

[kendi]

Lana can totally understand him. Not a doubt in my mind that she is very proficient in English.

[Archer27]

Dumb David, she already has a phone!

[poeticlicensed]

Oh lol her got her a phone

[Kroliosis]

Hahhaha a fucking phone. Hahahahahha

[DEL901]

Lana made sense when she said it was too soon to be in love....

 

....lol, a phone was NOT what she was expecting.  

[renatae]

Hi, everyone! Late as usual! Hope all are well.

Great, starting with Geoff. 😱

[Baltimore Betty]

Lana will "loose or break" that phone before David's plane taxi's down the runway.

[cyberfruit]

I can hear her internal screaming whenever he touches her

[Eldemarge]

She doesn't want that damn phone.

[mmecorday]

Ooh, that hand holding is considered second base by the Duggars. Slow down there, David!

[cyberfruit]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Lana will "loose or break" that phone before David's plane taxi's down the runway.

my nephew used it as a hockey puck during his away game. no, i don't need a replacement

[OoogleEyes]

Lana looks like a POW

[sainte-chapelle]

The look on Lanas face is the look of a girl who will no longer get paid

[RichiesOlderBro]

David figured out how phones work!

[mmecorday]

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Hahhaha a fucking phone. Hahahahahha

I thought it was going to be the skeleton key to his sex dungeon.

[poeticlicensed]

How fast can Lana "lose" that phone?

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Amazing chemistry between Lana and David. Sizzling!

It’s like watching a creepy old dude with his blow up doll that he managed to make come to life and she’s still learning to get used to her human form. 

[charmed1]

Sorry I’m late. I...uh...was busy with my nephew’s hockey game or something.

[Frozendiva]

Lana would prefer a Chanel or Valentino bag. She can sell it to make a few bucks.

[Twopper]

Drat, we need to eat earlier on Sunday night.   We just scarfed down a spaghetti casserole and some green beans.   For those who mentioned cake, I am sitting here with a huge slice of caramel cake.   Yum.  

I am also late because our son called, and, no, he has no clue I am watching this. 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Archer27 said:

Dumb David, she already has a phone!

But he didn't have her number. Now he can monitor everything! It's got a tracker for sure

[tvrox]

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He’s calling from Mel-bun so he gets a pass

Tell him to go find Erica. 

[DEL901]

So David thinks they will be able to talk at any time and video chat..., wonder how quickly the camera will “break”, ala Williams?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Lana will "loose or break" that phone before David's plane taxi's down the runway.

that's exactly what I was thinking. Its going to fall onto the subway tracks or down a storm drain before his plane takes off. 

[kendi]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

It’s like watching a creepy old dude with his blow up doll that he managed to make come to life and she’s still learning to get used to her human form. 

It's the Mannequin movie all over again!

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

..lol, a phone was NOT what she was expecting.  

At least it’s not a key to his RV 

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Lana will "loose or break" that phone before David's plane taxi's down the runway.

She dropped it on the floor while at her “nephew’s hockey game”. 

[Suzywriter]

1. Lana can barely tolerate David.

 2.  Yeah, right, she's 28, Her girdle is probably 29.

[Gobi]

I keep waiting to see the scene of what really happened, not David's fantasy reenactment.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lana: Now he can stalk me for free. The fuck!