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[Frozendiva]

Why push for kids they can't afford?

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, ExMathMajor said:

Unless GRRM's written another one I'm not aware of, the books only cover seasons 1-4 and part of 5. The rest of it...is what happens when you have showrunners who don't give a shit. (Yeah, I'm still mad...)

i am only on book 2

[Grifter Lives]

Asuelo's mother either had him late in life or is aging really badly.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s all nice and good, Assholeu. Last time I checked, you are no longer in Samoa.

[magemaud]

34 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

They looked like they were taking non-interstate roads.  But if they took 95 all the way up from FL, they could hop off on 301 to get into Southern Maryland (and close to where Pappy's is) that way

You’re right! So going all the way north to DC was REALLY out of the way! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Momma Asuelu is truly ugly. Inside and out.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

I don't know about @Frozendiva, but I can't take the heat!

It's tough when the house doesn't cool down.

The folks next door bbqed some sort of meat late Friday night. Had no idea what it was and why it smelled so bad. Maybe rancid, maybe it was goat. Or  some wild game. No idea. I ended up throwing up Saturday AM from the heat and the odour.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ron’s mom seems like a nice lady…..cut to momma Assholo

Give me money, that’s all I want. Send this clip to Quincy Jones. It’s a brilliant riff

[LEILANI2]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Mama Asuelu looks rather manly. Still.

Mama Asuelu is just Asuelo in prosthetics and wig.

Edited July 12, 2021 by LEILANI2

[Gobi]

Get ready for the brouhaha in Utah!

[Straycat80]

 Mother Asuelu has 9 kids. Does she harass them all for money. Why ask broke ass Asuelu for money he probably doesn’t have. 

[endure]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Asuelo's mother either had him late in life or is aging really badly.

Him too, he doesn't look younger than Kalani IMO

[Hotel Snarker]

Bringing Tammy is sure to go well.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Wow... they taught that baby to twerk. Never thought I'd say that about this show....

Waaaaay back in the 70's, a friend of mine showed me a pic of her one year old baby with a joint hanging out of his mouth. Some people are really weird. 

4 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

i miss all of it,so i am now reading the books

I only watched the first season of the series because they ventured too far away from the books for my taste (yes, I am one of those people). I've read the whole series twice though. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Why push for kids they can't afford?

Was t she saying she wanted his money and didn’t care about the grandkids…now she wants him to have more kids he can’t afford? She just likes to,stir the pot

[tvrox]

57 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

There’s only one type of person who drives an RV into DC. The very, very unbalanced people who drive around with all kinds of crazy shit written and glued to the vehicle and a megaphone taped to the top shouting crazy shit. They usually park down by the tourist sites downtown though. Even they’re not crazy enough to drive down residential streets.

Too true! That one guy who parks near the Capitol who has pictures of fetuses all over the RV. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Mama Asuelu is just Asuelo in prosthetics and wig.

And a padded saggy bra

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Get ready for the brouhaha in Utah!

Living for it

[Frozendiva]

Jovi, you are an adult and are perfectly able to wash your own clothes.

[Pepper Mostly]

I missed that whole last segment with Asuelu and his momma yammering in Samoan. It was strangely restful. 

[magemaud]

45 minutes ago, greekmom said:

As an addict to Hallmark ornaments, trust me it adds up.

Those garish ornaments Ronald was tossing in the basket certainly weren’t Christopher Radko 

[ExMathMajor]

Okay, I need to watch the 90 Day journey with Kalani and Asuelu. Messy relatives on both sides, apparently!

(I recently finished watching Danielle and Mohamed's journey. Ho. Lee. SHIT.)

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

And a padded saggy bra

Living for it

Deck the halls with family coming to blows!

[Baltimore Betty]

Ronald wants Tiffany and the kids to feel as homely as possible...I think they achieved that.  I also think he meant "homey."

Tiffany has a smart budget but a dumb brain.

How did they get the tree (I know it is in a box) and all the other crap in the car with two kids in the back? 

Ronald spent $600 for holiday stuff when he had to borrow money for food, ugh, what a waste.

Maybe we will see Tiffany's cold shoulder Christmas sweater.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi, you need a throat punch dude. Get a fucking clue.

[Grifter Lives]

The Jovis left in daylight, but when they exited the airport, it was dusk.  Now that they're driving, it's bright and sunny again.  And nobody has talked about Christmas.  Jovi returned a few days after.

[nytonc]

I feel so sorry for Michael.  I’m tempted to bring him over here and find him a nice, age appropriate, clean, cultured woman with plenty of eggs and a good uterus.

[Angry Moldovan]

No strippers for you bitch

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, nytonc said:

I feel so sorry for Michael.  I’m tempted to bring him over here and find him a nice, age appropriate, clean, cultured woman with plenty of eggs and a good uterus.

It would be better for him to find a woman in Nigeria to have babies with.

[mmecorday]

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Give me money, that’s all I want. Send this clip to Quincy Jones. It’s a brilliant riff

🎶Hey, Asuelu! Baby, I need some money, give me money.🎶

[greekmom]

Jovi. You can't have it both ways.

Either you're on the boat and working or you're home making decisions.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi isn’t a big fan of the apartment. He’s not the suburbia type. No bars! No strip clubs! The horrors!

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

I miss (seasons 1-4 of) GoT...

 

5 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

i miss all of it,so i am now reading the books

^^^ I say this to people all the time...in person, of course.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi: "I hope there are strip clubs nearby."

[Arynm]

Of course Jovi had a drink in the car. 100% that had alcohol.

[CrazyInAlabama]

My money is on Kalani punching out Mama A. and Tammy.    And if she can't get it done, then Mama Kalani will.   

[Frozendiva]

Jovi, you had plenty of time to find a new place before you left.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Jovi: "I hope there are strip clubs nearby."

Strip Clubs in the Strip Malls

[greekmom]

Oh Yara.

You got a white couch.

You have a kid.

They don't mix hon.

But nice tree.

[mmecorday]

Jovi looks a little like Wolverine.

[Pepper Mostly]

"We're going to go get the rest of the stuff. You stay here and fight with your wife"

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi is home like 4 months out of the year. Let Yara pick where she’s comfortable since she’s home all the time.

[My Girls]

That baby is lucky to have Yara for a mom, as opposed to someone more like her dad.

[sainte-chapelle]

Jovi will be crashing on a  friend’s couch in the city using the ‘I had a few drinks’ excuse more time than not

[greekmom]

Bet if Jovi could take Mylah to the nudie bar he would.

[Angry Moldovan]

What did you expect your marriage to be? Perhaps you should have hooked up with Ron and Betty. I’m sure they’d put on a strip show or two for you Jaws

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Ronald wants Tiffany and the kids to feel as homely as possible...I think they achieved that.  I also think he meant "homey."

Tiffany has a smart budget but a dumb brain.

How did they get the tree (I know it is in a box) and all the other crap in the car with two kids in the back? 

Ronald spent $600 for holiday stuff when he had to borrow money for food, ugh, what a waste.

Maybe we will see Tiffany's cold shoulder Christmas sweater.

I've noticed that English people use the work "homely" and not "homey" or "cozy".  It does sound strange to us because homely is a put down here.

[Trackdawg]

17 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Where does she find so many different cold shoulder tops? Seriously. Rainbow Plus? Forever 21 Plus? They look too cheap to be Torrid or Lane Bryant.

[Frozendiva]

White furniture is not the best idea with a baby around. A single couple, maybe. Hope it has Scotchguard as it will get dirty very fast. Jovi can afford a weekend staycation downtown once in a while.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uber will become Novi’s new best friend.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Oh Yara.

You got a white couch.

You have a kid.

They don't mix hon.

But nice tree.

I was thinking that all of that white stuff will be covered with apple juice soon enough