90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[charmed1]

Ronald’s t-shirt. “The wife; The mistress.” What was the icon representing the mistress? Was it a motorcycle? A refrigerator would’ve been more accurate.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

$680? What the hell did they BUY??

As an addict to Hallmark ornaments, trust me it adds up.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

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I saw on insta that there is a new man. Looks like a sewer rat

 

 

Spoiler

I'll have to look now.  I read that she was getting gastric bypass surgery.  Her mother may have reported it on her Instagram.

 

[CrazyInAlabama]

19 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Edited to add: My closed captioning showed Mike saying “Good luck getting back to SWIM”

My closed captioning has been very strange lately, not just on this show either.   

You can't tell me that the Christmas shop prices for that tree, ornaments, etc. weren't double a regular big box store would be, and I bet they have them in S.A.   (Actually, Walmart in S.A. is called Massmart, and they have hundreds of stores there).      

Nose polyp surgery like Natalie's having is no picnic.  A  friend that had it said the surgery wasn't that bad, but the instructions were that he couldn't blow his nose for a weeks at least, and that was seriously awful.     

Kalani and Asuelu are doing better?   Garbage.   A bigger car would be better for ride sharing.    And they have two kids, and visiting relatives, and a bigger vehicle might work out better.   Don't they have a hybrid minivan?  

Tammy and Mama A. coming to town is going to be explosive, and I hope that Kalani doesn't reveal she's having kid #3 soon.   

Edited July 12, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

Tiffany is eating her feelings for sure

 And everything else within reach.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Tiffany must have another guy on the side, otherwise none of this makes sense on how much she complains about him. Have they even had sex since her arrival.

This is a crazy idea, but maybe she should be on her own for a hot minute instead of jumping into yet another ill advised relationship.

[endure]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

and what’s the point of staying at an AirBnB an hour and a half from the reunion? I don’t want to defend Libby, but the place she booked might have had a ton of room to park the RV, it was just impossible to get to on the narrow streets

And why wouldn't they have overnight bags instead of humping all their luggage for the one nighters?  Idiots :)

[GladysCravits]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

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I saw on insta that there is a new man. Looks like a sewer rat

 

I thought she had someone waiting in the wings by the way she was acting at the beginning of the season.  Those poor kids.  This will be a constant occurrence in their lives. 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

In my head I sang fridge stealing man to the tune of the Stones’ Street Fighting Man...

I thought Steve Martin.

[Frozendiva]

After the romantic break, now you need more time apart?

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

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I'll have to look now.  I read that she was getting gastric bypass surgery.  Her mother may have reported it on her Instagram.

 

 

Spoiler

Please please please let her go to Dr. Now!!

 

I will also accept her going to Dr. Procter.

 

[Straycat80]

Oh no, Kalani and Asuelu talking about their body parts again, ew! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh God, please no more sex talk from these two. 🙏

[OoogleEyes]

Why do they need two cars?

[greekmom]

Please explain to me how does 2 ppl who don't have jobs afford a goddam car?!

Asking for a friend.

[charmed1]

Asuelu is a car salesman’s wet dream. 

[Trackdawg]

15 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mylah looks like Yara used to look like before the nosejob, etc.

[Grifter Lives]

After Asuelo totaled a car, he's now looking for a nice car, not a safe car.  And, except for their romantic weekend, they don't seem to leave St. George.  

[Gobi]

"Why do we need a van?"

Maybe because you have two kids and probably won't stop there?

[Hotel Snarker]

How are Kalani and Asuelu not working, but buying a car??! Ridiculous!!!

[kacesq]

Don’t the rideshare companies have requirements about the cars?

[magemaud]

29 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Besides the fact that they drove PAST Southern Maryland.

Actually they would have to go North through the DC area then head South to Pappy’s BUT there was absolutely no reason they had to drive through downtown DC

Edited July 12, 2021 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kalani and Assholeu should throw a rock and see which car’s windshield they break. It will cement their relationship. This car salesman is the epitome of sleaze.

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

In my head I sang fridge stealing man to the tune of the Stones’ Street Fighting Man...

I was singing Bob Seger, Rambling Gambling Man!

Edited July 12, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Asuelu is a car salesman’s wet dream. 

Emphasis on wet

[Frozendiva]

You can barely look after the two kids you have!

[Hotel Snarker]

Oy, the hair on the salesman...At first I thought he was Mmm David.

[kacesq]

Christ make them stop talking about Kalani’s enormous saggy tits.

[endure]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Why do they need two cars?

I think he's an Uber type driver now

 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Why do we need a van?"

Maybe because you have two kids and probably won't stop there?

Kalani acts like having a baby is a one-time conversation and they have never, ever talked about their future family.  

Kalani's probably already pregnant now from their weekend.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

Glad you’re back diggity dawg. Hope you are feeling a little better

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Oh no, Kalani and Asuelu talking about their body parts again, ew! 

 

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh God, please no more sex talk from these two. 🙏

 

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Emphasis on wet

[Mr. Miner]

These two are repulsive a little bit.

[Frozendiva]

Kalani is not having 7 babies since she is not a rabbit?

[Gobi]

I'm nauseous .

[Angry Moldovan]

No boobs, and no more President kids either 

[mmecorday]

My girlfriend recently bought a minivan. It had been her cab, but the company went out of business and was selling its assets at rock bottom prices. I didn't like the idea of being van people, but I freakin' love that thing. It's so comfy and roomy.

[LEILANI2]

We've all seen plenty of your boobs Kalani, put them away and I say this as a woman with large boobs, so no it's not out of jealousy.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Arynm said:

Tiffany is eating her feelings for sure

Hers and everyone else's within a ten mile radius. 

Not fat shaming! I'm fat! Just remarking on how RAPIDLY she's expanding. It took me over 25 years to attain my impressive girth.

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Ronald’s t-shirt. “The wife; The mistress.” What was the icon representing the mistress? Was it a motorcycle? A refrigerator would’ve been more accurate.

I will never not laugh hysterically at the fridge stealing jokes. I'm easy. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

This is a crazy idea, but maybe she should be on her own for a hot minute instead of jumping into yet another ill advised relationship.

Hahahahahahahaha, oh Auntie! Your faith in Tiffany's intelligence is heartwarming. 

I'll bet you a shiny quarter right now that Kalani is already pregnant. 

Super classy move, picking a fight with your husband at the car lot in front of the salesman. 

[Hotel Snarker]

"Give us a minute car salesman, we need to discuss the entire future of our family."

Nothing at all unusual or staged feeling about that.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Actually they would have to go North through the DC area then head South to Pappy’s 

They looked like they were taking non-interstate roads.  But if they took 95 all the way up from FL, they could hop off on 301 to get into Southern Maryland (and close to where Pappy's is) that way.  

I'm just saying that they're idiots.  So I think we're all in agreement!!

[kacesq]

Again...make them stop talking! Please!

[Arynm]

So Assuelu is a titty-fucker. Why am I not surprised? He probably likes to dry hump also, because he has not moved on from 8th grade.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assholeu is too fucking stupid for words. I can’t stand him and I have no respect for Kalani.

[Floatingbison]

For his new car, Asuelo wants the "best of the best."

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

Again...make them stop talking! Please!

For the love of all sweet Jesus!

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Glad you’re back diggity dawg. Hope you are feeling a little better

[mmecorday]

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No boobs, and no more President kids either 

They'll name the next one Van Buren.

[CrazyInAlabama]

11 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Actually they would have to go North through the DC area then head South to Pappy’s 

Or go across the bay bridge, where Andrei would stop in the middle of the bridge, and toss everyone but Ellie, and maybe his wife over the side.  

So, with an unemployed wife, and a partially employed husband Asuelu wants (his idea) seven kids?   He's awful.   When Papa Low sees this segment, he's going to cut something off Asuelu with a rusty knife, and I'll pay for the knife.   

Edited July 12, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

No boobs, and no more President kids either 

The next one is "I like Ike" (as in Eisenhower)!