90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Adeejay]

"Mary really knows me."  Translation: "Mary knows that I am an ex-con and it doesn't bother her."

[blubld43]

How desperate is this woman??

[cyberfruit]

just gotta shake my head at Pick Me Mary

[charmed1]

Mary is pathetic.

[VioletNevermind]

Wow, Mary.  That coat!  And shirt!  And hair!  1974 wants its entire ensemble back. 

[SunnyBeBe]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Lana looks like a different person in every shot, like that woman Jerry dated. She looks softer and prettier (and a bit younger) in the cafe shots compared to her talking heads. 

Yeah, there has likely been a different person playing Lana every year or two. Just study the profile and jump in.

[KelseyNikki614]

If Mary knows about Geoffrey's rap sheet and still wants to be with him, then she's got some issues

[kacesq]

Mary has lovely bone structure. I have a round face so I always appreciate and envy that.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Is she wearing a Russian fur?

[Toodleoo]

Yuck, lady, why are you bothering with this goober.

[brillia79]

Mary, this is pathetic. Why are you this way?

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Lana smirking thru all this. She’s here for 5 minutes of fame, hoping to catch the eye of a wealthy man.

Gurl needs to work on her teeth and less fillers

[Floatingbison]

I haven't worn a tie since my last parole hearing.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

GET IT! Pat McGrath is so good and takes payments. Wait for a 20% off sale

I bought one of the holiday ones - the one with the purple.

[kendi]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

He rebounds fast.

This girl is stupid. Is she the one he had the DV with?

[Kroliosis]

Jesus Mary, get some self esteem. You are clearly the rebound. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, blubld43 said:

How desperate is this woman??

Desperate enough to be Geoffrey’s *second* choice.  

[sainte-chapelle]

10 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s macs duster reincarnated (sunny reference)

That show is so funny!

[Leilani]

So Mary has known Geoffrey for years and should be aware of his domestic violence history and still wants him.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

“I axed him if he was hisself in the pitchers” 

My ears are dead. 

I lived in NOLA for ten years, and heard "axed" a lot.  "Hisself" and "pitchers" hurt my ears, though.

[Arynm]

the last time Geoffrey wore a tie it was at his parole hearing.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Did he say he wanted her for a ‘live partner’?

[nytonc]

18 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

How many times are Steph and Erika going to meet up to discuss Steph’s bad behavior?

It’s probably in the contract that they can wring out every last miserable minute of forcing you to be together with no regard for your sanity. 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So suddenly Geoffrey has the feels for Mary?

Bruised ego needs some stroking. Plus he loves Varya is still texting him. He feels so desirable! 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

So is anyone buying what Lana is peddling? I'm guessing she's still on that site getting $$$ from many other men. And good for her but this just seems fake

"Seems"? It is as fake as fake can be

Just now, blubld43 said:

How desperate is this woman??

Her thirst and desperation are radiating from my TV in waves. 

She won't even mind going to visit at the prison on Sundays. 

[Zombness]

Mary,,,self esteem girl.......

[hula-la]

Geoffrey: I want you as a life partner, or a friend partner.

So basically, marry me or nothing. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Man, Geoffrey bounces back fast. One plane ride and it's, Hey, Mary, wanna be my Life Partner?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mary, stop throwing yourself at him. Have some self-respect. You can do better.

[Straycat80]

Geoffrey wasting no time here. He’s probably still in touch with Varya. 
Get back to Lana the scammer, more interesting. 

[Frozendiva]

Geoffrey, after Mary dumps you, you will find a replacement within 2 minutes.

[Armchair Critic]

Must feel nice to be his 2nd choice 🙄

[seasons]

Friend Mary seems nice but dresses and kind of looks like an old lady.

why is he so desperate for a relationship?

beard? 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

I lived in NOLA for ten years, and heard "axed" a lot.  "Hisself" and "pitchers" hurt my ears, though.

Imagine a conversation between her and Robert. 

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

"Mary really knows me."  Translation: "Mary knows that I am an ex-con and it doesn't bother her."

Is she the woman he was talking to before he left on his trip?  

I can't stand him so why do I care??

[Vandy10]

The Geoffreys of this world should be required to wear neon signs that say, “Stay away; I’m awful trash!” as a favor to womenkind. We deserve that.

[VioletNevermind]

Varya, have you noticed all of those things whizzing by your head lately?  They’re the bullets you dodged when you sent this asshole home. 

[SunnyBeBe]

7 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Dead Aunt or nephew's soccor games, I will have to remember these excuses for the next time I want to ditch someone.

Yeah and jury duty or donate blood.

[blubld43]

He's so full of shit, his ego took a beating so now he needs someone else to prop it up for him, make him less of a loser.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Bruised ego needs some stroking. Plus he loves Varya is still texting him. He feels so desirable! 

Still haven't seen those texts

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So suddenly Geoffrey has the feels for Mary?

What is Mary’s deal? Does she have a thing for vile felons

[Floatingbison]

Larissa is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YESYES YES YES YES. THE QUEEN!

 

 

 

This may be an incorrect post, so if it wasn't Larissa in the promo, I apologize.

Edited May 18, 2020 by Floatingbison
I may have been wrong. First time for everything.

[kendi]

Just now, Vandy10 said:

The Geoffreys of this world should be required to wear neon signs that say, “Stay away; I’m awful trash!” as a favor to womenkind. We deserve that.

His niptats are that sign. 

[mmecorday]

Maybe Varya and Geoffrey's vodka loving Russian redneck friend have hooked up.

[KelseyNikki614]

Ewww why is TLC still trying to make Coltee happen? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow Cotleee has a type

[Toodleoo]

“Let’s go fuck!” ohhhhh you greasy charmer, Coltee, you.

 

edit: Larissa looks fantastic haha

Edited May 18, 2020 by Toodleoo

[poeticlicensed]

4 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Wow, Mary.  That coat!  And shirt!  And hair!  1974 wants its entire ensemble back. 

1850s school marm hair style

[charmed1]

Ha. Lana’s like, “Only toupees who save their pennies make my rainy day-yay.”

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Leilani said:

So Mary has known Geoffrey for years and should be aware of his domestic violence history and still wants him.

She thinks he's just misunderstood and those other skanks drove him to it. She, on the other hand, will love him truly and he will be redeemed by her true and unstinting devotion.