S08.E10: Ashley B.'s Story LIVE CHAT

[umgoblue]

How did that sushi and CHEESE work out for you?  (And yuck, by the way)

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Does she have another friend named Yesterday????

Oh I kill me.

--Alf

[Chicklet]

Why don't they let us write the script for this show? It's boilerplate by now..and with all the witty people here we could write something really good.

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Someone keeps sabotaging that scale!

I'm totally expecting to see Snidely Whiplash tiptoeing away from the scale while snickering by the end of this season. 

[hoosiermom]

Hell, I lost 12 pounds in 3 weeks when I had pneumonia! I started out at 138.

[Guest]

 

[Wanda]

Finally! Dr Now calls someone out on all the “stress” they have.

[aliya]

4 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Thanks for reminding me about that rhyme! I have a friend getting her bubbies done soon and I'm collecting all sorts of boob related things and jokes to put in a Titty Recovery Package for her. 'Cause that's what besties do. (They also ask if they can poke them afterwards.)

I had that done years ago. 1) the HR guy, reviewing my medical leave request, asked if my husband was OK with it; 2) I wanted to run down Market St with my top off, I was so pleased with the operation; and 3) they still look good and I don't need a bra, 20 odd years later. Best thing I ever did.

[Strut]

17 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

Seems to have plenty ability to do extensive makeup, hair, nails.  Yet have we seen her pick up that poor infant yet?  Maybe I missed it.  Probably not.  Makes sure to show lots of cleavage needing over the walker.  Is she trying to seduce the cameraman LOL?  

She seems to be all about herself. 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Stress in her life?  SHE DOES NOTHING.  NOT A SINGLE THING.  ZILCH.  ZERO.  ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY NOTHING!!

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, PureMantis said:

I heard Tamara but then I saw Tomorrow and I lost all hope for their friend's help.

<says with embarrassment> I kind of like the name. 

<buries self in another Whopper Jr.>

[CrazyInAlabama]

Month 1-637

Month 3-631, 6 lbs in two months!  

That's pathetic.   That's skipping breakfast on her way to Dr. Now's office.  

The friend is really enjoying the Dr. Now beat down, isn't she?   

 

Edited March 5, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

I'm totally expecting to see Snidely Whiplash tiptoeing away from the scale while snickering by the end of this season. 

Maybe it's the nurse who does not care, Cassandra.

[Kid]

She’s blaming not moving on her baby. The baby she doesn’t take care of but expects a nine-year-old to take care of. From the get go I didn’t like her, now I know why.

[fonfereksglen]

1 minute ago, Wanda said:

James was too pathetically horny. Tara was too whiny her first episode, she got better on updates. Olivia gets too snippy with Dr Now in her updates. And I find Paula boring because she keeps talking about her upcoming motivational speech......yes, I’ve rewatched these waaaay too often lol  

Yet..... they lost a trillion pounds.  LOL!

[elly1517]

*watches her eat sushi*

 

Me: that's too many carbs! *shoves taco in my mouth*

[Ivylady]

Dr. Now shutting down the bullshit for the win! I hope he sends her to therapy. 

[Wanda]

Sushi with rice ain’t keto babe

[mmecorday]

Doing keto. Uh huh.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

I'm totally expecting to see Snidely Whiplash tiptoeing away from the scale while snickering by the end of this season. 

<SCREAMING!!>

 

[88Keys]

3 minutes ago, elly1517 said:

How y'all doin! It's been a while!

 

I just had to log in because

 

did homegirl just dip her sushi in cheese!?!?

 

Lort.

I assumed it was some kind of mustard, but you're probably right.  Ugh.  

Mom with the smirk! Lol.

[Guest]

"The keto was altered."

"I added sugar, rice, cheese sauce, cream cheese.."

[Chicklet]

Wait, she didn't claim she lost the diet paperwork, so she's a leg up on the last one.

[MsVixen]

SISTUH has lost me.  I need to go feed my face....

[StitchPunk]

3 minutes ago, Carboncat said:

That's actually a good question.

Maybe nigiri or sashimi?

[Azubah]

Oh, interesting, Dr. Now has started to point out that exercise won't do the weight-loss job. 

[Suzywriter]

Those gazongas are *clamboring* out of thqat dress.

[7EasyPayments]

2 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Does she have another friend named Yesterday????

Oh I kill me.

--Alf

Don't forget Present aka Today !!!!!!!!! 😂

[Caoimhe]

Just now, elly1517 said:

*watches her eat sushi*

 

Me: that's too many carbs! *shoves taco in my mouth*

People who don’t weigh 600 pounds can have a bit of leeway on the carbs.

[Callaphera]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

Maybe it's the nurse who does not care, Cassandra.

She's my hero. I like to think that she snarks on here with us in secret. 'Fess up, which one of us is Cassandra? 

[AnnaBanana]

Predicting when she leaves she's going to say Dr. Now doesn't understand...or he was unfair....

[PureMantis]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

<says with embarrassment> I kind of like the name. 

<buries self in another Whopper Jr.>

Hey, you went for the Jr. version, so that's already more than I would do.

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Stress in her life?  SHE DOES NOTHING.  NOT A SINGLE THING.  ZILCH.  ZERO.  ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY NOTHING!!

Her stress might be how fast she can get her meals down. She was really shoveling it down with breakfast plate.

[Wanda]

1 minute ago, fonfereksglen said:

Yet..... they lost a trillion pounds.  LOL!

It’s not just about weight loss. Chuck lost 425 lbs in his first episode,  year but he’s still a dick lol

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

That's pathetic.   That's skipping breakfast on her way to Dr. Now's office.  

Yup. I think some of these people who knew they did badly fast the day of weigh in just to have some kind of loss.

[aliya]

Wow. "What do you want to do?" "I don't know."

Man, no plan for her life, no activity at home, flat affect, nothing. What a boring person. Most of these people come in saying they want to be around for their kids, they want to be active and live a normal life with their spouse, or get a boy/girl friend. Not our gorl.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

<says with embarrassment> I kind of like the name. 

<buries self in another Whopper Jr.>

Maybe her mom was an Annie fan. I would have to sing the Tomorrow song to her.

[AnnaBanana]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Doing keto. Uh huh.

Last time I checked, there's no sushi rice on keto.  Just sayin'

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Wanda said:

Sushi with rice ain’t keto babe

Exactly. If it was, I'd be stuffing my mouf w/sushi as often as possible.

I'd do it with sashimi....if I could afford it. 

But if she really ate keto...or just ate at a deficit...she'd have lost weight. 

[Guest]

There is NO WAY Ashley is going to lose 80 pounds in four months.

[Chicklet]

Her flat affect is affecting me now. I want to smack her on the head with the rolled up diet paper.

She aint going to do this at all, is she?

[umgoblue]

After last week, Dr. Now is forced to ask everyone in perpetuity, if they still have the paper!  Hahahahahaha

[Carboncat]

5 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Every single one of these heifers says "i feel good about the work I did" as they stuff their faces. 

I knew it.

I'm not gonna let the scale keep me from feeling good about my Progress!

[hoosiermom]

for some unknown reason, my dogs always want extra treats when I watch this show.

[88Keys]

Just now, StitchPunk said:

Maybe nigiri or sashimi?

Dr. Now's diet is low-carb, high protein, I think.  Sushi would be out because of the rice.  However, if you ate just the pieces of fish, it could probably work.  Like nigiri without the rice under it.

 

Dr Now: "You still have the papers we gave you?"  He learned from last week.  🙂

[fonfereksglen]

Does anyone remember when Dr. Now wore a shirt and tie and sat on a stool in the exam room?  I long for those days.  I am so bored this episode.

[Suzywriter]

 

2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Maybe her mom was an Annie fan. I would have to sing the Tomorrow song to her.

NOOOOO!!! Now that beastly song is screeching in my head!

[Guest]

Why does the forehead of the person with her look blurred out? Does she have a penis tattoed there?

[SunnyBeBe]

We seem to be on a roll with slow starters......or maybe, no starters. 

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

"The keto was altered."

"I added sugar, rice, cheese sauce, cream cheese.."

Oh! So it's like a recipe on allrecipes.com

The review: "I changed the protein, the fat, added three cups of sugar, some chopped almonds, a handful of kale, and some fish sauce for zip. It was horrible, 0/10, would never make again."
Me, after reading it: "Um, it was a recipe for apple pie?"