S08.E10: Ashley B.'s Story LIVE CHAT

[Burning Rubber]

Month 1!!! Putting on the false eyelashes achievement unlocked.

[ShortyMac]

Your ELEVEN YEAR-OLD daughter is not your emotional support!!!!!!! She is a child!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited March 5, 2020 by ShortyMac

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

  Yeah.  Color me suspicious.....

I didn't want to say anything, but...  In my first career, I was an attorney. I didn't do criminal or juvenile law, but I had friends who did. If things happened as she said, I'm sorry she had those experiences. If she told me this, I would certainly accept her at her word - in front of me - but then I would investigate. In my 2nd career as a professor, I certainly read a number of cases of college women accusing the guy they slept and then it turns out she felt bad about having sex, getting drunk, or he was going to break up with her, etc.  Not everything a woman says is true. Sadly, on a lot of campuses, the admins act like it is, and men have been expelled, suspended, their names in the student paper, etc., before anything has been proved. If the woman recants, the guy's rep is still in tatters. 

[hoosiermom]

Who can put on fake eyelashes when they are "just so nervous". Screw her.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Why does she walk like Harvey Weinstein with that walker?

[umgoblue]

1 minute ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Suzanne Sommers gonna sue !!!!!!!!!!  😂

Only if he starts using the thigh master!

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Carboncat said:

Sugar-free anything gives me gas  Real sugar and butter, or nothing for me thanks.

I cant eat sugar substitutes unless I plan to spend the next day in the bathroom 

[Jeeves]

So, Ashley's making up her face while her daughter the servant packs her bags for the trip. I'm quickly moving from "don't like Ashley" to "hate her."

Edited March 5, 2020 by Jeeves

[Splashes]

2 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

So basically Ashley has now twice had a baby and handed it off to someone else to care for. Because, reasons. She can handle getting tats and nail bling, but not caring for her own baby at age 32, and expects her daughter to handle all the baby care. I don't like Ashley. Another hostage taker with her kid dancing attendance on her, literally hand and foot, and taking care of the baby.

That stuff really screws up a kid too. I feel bad for both the children.

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

I fucking hate stevia. And it pops up in stupid things that aren’t marked as sugar free. 

It's from the same family as ragweed, which I'm allergic to. I think that's why I feel so oogey after accidentally ingesting it. 

[Armchair Critic]

My say something nice is that she at least tries to make herself look attractive (except for that huge boob tattoo)

[Pepper Mostly]

God, the crew must hate her. Lots of really unflattering shots and angles. 

[mmecorday]

I predict that two hours into the drive, she will be bitching about how much pain she is in.

[Snarkastikate]

Seems to have plenty ability to do extensive makeup, hair, nails.  Yet have we seen her pick up that poor infant yet?  Maybe I missed it.  Probably not.  Makes sure to show lots of cleavage needing over the walker.  Is she trying to seduce the cameraman LOL?  

[Ivylady]

1 minute ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

I fucking hate stevia. And it pops up in stupid things that aren’t marked as sugar free. 

Stevia is gross, and they hide it in so many things. Just like sucralose. 

She can't even stand upright with the walker. This is not good situation. I want Dr. Now to hospitalize her to give her family a break. 

[Splashes]

Already driving do Dr Nowzardin?

[Burning Rubber]

Her daughter's ostentatious displays of annoyance at being Ashley's beast of burden are a cry for help.

[Suzywriter]

skidding in late again...I actually put this on my phone and paired it so I could listen to the monologue on the way home from work!

My eating habit is  two Whopper Jr. sandwiches and a Spicy Chicken sandwich because my parents abused me by both worked long hours and making me spend time playing outdoors even when I wanted to watch TV...so I went to Burger King. I may have ice cream later because I have no choice when making the long trip from the living room to the kitchen.

[Kid]

If her jaw hurt as much as the rest of her body she would be skinny.

Edited March 5, 2020 by Kid

[ams1001]

Riding a few hours to Houston is "trauma"

[Callaphera]

...no final fast food tour? Boo! I want a refund!

[umgoblue]

She is pretty and takes time to make herself look as presentable as she can (make-up, real clothes, and shoes, etc.).  I applaud her effort.

Edited March 5, 2020 by umgoblue
Because including shoes is important, given the shenanigans from last week!

[Ivylady]

637? I was expecting closer to 700.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

My say something nice is that she at least tries to make herself look attractive (except for that huge boob tattoo)

That huge boob tattoo is just mesmerizing. 

Oh wow, weight pool! I guess 660

[fonfereksglen]

No one cared about the weight!  A first?

[Donut Bear]

Did she just say she hoped she was at least 600 pounds?

[Splashes]

Well with it being this early well probably get the full twelve months or some drama and hospital visits.

[aliya]

So wait - no big long road trip with multiple stops for fast food?

[PureMantis]

No snacks for the trip? How does that happen? It went so fast I wasn't even ready for the weigh-in.

[babyhouseman]

2 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

Seems to have plenty ability to do extensive makeup, hair, nails.  Yet have we seen her pick up that poor infant yet?  Maybe I missed it.  Probably not.  Makes sure to show lots of cleavage needing over the walker.  Is she trying to seduce the cameraman LOL?  

She does look like she's showing off her boobs. Is that how she got her baby daddies?

[hoosiermom]

I just don't know how long I can take this tonight folks. I don't like being this angry for no reason.

[Burning Rubber]

How long until someone unearths a career in online porn?

[Strut]

13 minutes ago, Kid said:

He must have used a turkey baster.  No man has one that long!

I just laughed so hard that my cat fell off the back of the chair.

[Suzywriter]

Why do they all say "My family has to take care of me". My family wouldn't put their lives on hold to feed me massive portions! They'd leave my fat ass sitting in that bed and go about their business.  They wouldn't bring me water if I had eaten myself to immobility...they'd maybe call the neighbor to look in a window now and then. 

[Ivylady]

She didn't stop every hour for food? I can't imagine. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Another mumbler. Speak up! 

Binge eat? Girl. You do nothing but binge eat!

Bitch can't remember how old her baby is. 

[Wanda]

Oh bitch, claiming it’s lots of work taking care of a 10 month old baby....that is obviously developmentally delayed to boot. Probably due to lack of attention

[88Keys]

What up, Pounders?  Late as usual.  Looks like I missed a very tragic backstory.  My eating habit was homemade pad thai.  I'm recovering from a root canal, so trying to eat lots of soft things and I'm really tired of only chewing on the left side of my mouth, lol.

[DropTheSoap]

Awesome eye-roll by the friend at the weight...just before she helped Ashley off the scale.

[CrazyInAlabama]

She just said the baby just turned 10 months.     

First weigh in 637, she must be short, because she looks bigger than that. 

[marz]

637 - she looked bigger to me.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

...no final fast food tour? Boo! I want a refund!

 They are moving along at a fair clip tonight

[Donut Bear]

Just now, hoosiermom said:

I just don't know how long I can take this tonight folks. I don't like being this angry for no reason.

Well the Wallenda guy is gonna cross a volcano on a wire on ABC in case this show gets you down

[sempervivum]

3 minutes ago, Ivylady said:

Stevia is gross, and they hide it in so many things.

Hey, hey- type 1 diabetic here, and I'm very grateful that stevia is a thing.

[Kid]

1 minute ago, Strut said:

I just laughed so hard that my cat fell off the back of the chair.

Poor kitty!!!   😂😂😂😂

[babyhouseman]

Her trip was short, about four hours. 

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

She just said the baby just turned 10 months.     

First weigh in 637, she must be short, because she looks bigger than that. 

I was guessing 700!

[88Keys]

1 minute ago, hoosiermom said:

I just don't know how long I can take this tonight folks. I don't like being this angry for no reason.

They've done a great job finding people that are very hard to root for this season, haven't they?

[hoosiermom]

what a snotty face she has towards Dr. Now.

[Concerned]

2 minutes ago, Burning Rubber said:

How long until someone unearths a career in online porn?

Or prostitution.