S08.E08: Carlton and Shantel's Story LIVE CHAT

[Granny58]

All snark aside, it was heartbreaking to watch him walk to the car.

[Chicklet]

Oh lord the GF is a hot mess emotionally. This should work out well.

[Pepper Mostly]

Weight Pool? 

Shantel: 646

Carlton: 712

 

 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

I hope nobody farts in that car.

You think the smell can find it’s way up and out of the cracks and  crevices?

 

 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Car not safe for travel.

[7EasyPayments]

He drankin' a juggg o' oran juice !!!! 🍊🍊🍊🍊

[Guest]

OMG what the ever loving fuck is going on here?

[Ivylady]

Help her calm down? She wrecked the fucking car! And guess who's gonna have to pay for it? Michael! 

Carlton is gonna dump his sister for a girl he just met? Shantel doesn't deserve this. 

[Caoimhe]

Chantel 640, Carlton 800.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

Yup...fast food is the only option. Such places do not sell salads. Grocery stores do not exist. 

It's amazing.

That's on the bingo card.

[Suzywriter]

18 minutes ago, Psycho Suzy said:

She's actually pretty and stylish, she just needs to get to a healthy size.

Until she opens her mouth and lets out yet another self-centered comment in that grrrrrating voice. 

[Hellga]

I didn't really get what happened, did Monica hit Michael's car or what?

[Gbb]

And she blubbers and now they’re taking their toys and going home? Forget having people to root for. Snark it is!!

[Donut Bear]

What happened to the car?

[mmecorday]

Did the car get hit by a flying mattress?

[ams1001]

Girlfriend's got issues, I suspect.

 

[Leilani]

Carlton sure is clinging with the girl he's never met who just escaped the mental ward.

[Ivylady]

Shantel: 678

Carlton: 702

Carlton is a dick. Michael had every reason to be upset. 

[Carboncat]

2 minutes ago, PureMantis said:

I've heard that ramps of an adult nature are quite common in inter-weighted couples.

As a retired carpenter (local 713) oh ickityickickickick. Sorry,it might be a thing now.

[DropTheSoap]

Who'd she hit? I'm confused.

[Chicklet]

Who hit whom here? I was reading the posts and missed it.

[88Keys]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Weight Pool? 

Shantel: 646

Carlton: 712

 

 

We will never know, because none of them are going to make it to the first weigh-in

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Girlfriend's got issues, I suspect.

 

No....you're kidding. Shocked. Shocked I tell you.

[Suzywriter]

Carlton, can you brush your hair? Or get a $10 clipper from Dollar General and buzz it? It's driving me nuts the way it sticks up every which way like a Walmart doormat after too many rides in the dryer.

[Kid]

What happened? What happened to the car? I missed it because I was too busy reading your snark!😂😂

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, Donut Bear said:

What happened to the car?

They ate it.

[PaTatertots]

You go, Shantel! You get to your appointment, sis

Carlton, my dude chill out. Monica, you chill out too. 

Michael, come sit by me. 

[Chicklet]

Just now, 7EasyPayments said:

They ate it.

Now i have the giggles. Not a good sichuation here.

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Girlfriend's got issues, I suspect.

 

YA think ?!?!?!!!??? 😂

[ams1001]

25 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Well I’m certainly not telling family and friends about my viewing habits. 

Whenever I admit I watch this show to anyone I preface it with "I'm not proud of this, but..." (and usually include that the live chat is half the fun...okay, more like 90%).

[Hellga]

Cue the drrrrama.  How much of it is real vs TLC manufactured?

[Suzywriter]

Anybody else think that Whitney's hot, younger chubby chaser man is either a hired gun or gayer than Christmas?

[mellowjoi]

No food for me tonight.  That trash sack toilet cancelled any desire I had for food. And the brother who said he would do anything for his brother because he loves him.  I want to have Meatloaf go and personally sing l’d do anything for love but I won’t do that for Carlton’s younger brother. 

[babyhouseman]

It's a smart car. It tried to kill itself because of its passengers.

[Wollstonecraft]

Idk what happened either.  Did Miss Nervy Dervy hit something?

Edited February 20, 2020 by Wollstonecraft

[ShortyMac]

45 minutes in, and not even to Houston yet...

[Carboncat]

1 minute ago, Gbb said:

And she blubbers and now they’re taking their toys and going home? Forget having people to root for. Snark it is!!

But gdam, it's so sad. No real self-consciousness of the  problem.  AT ALL.

[Psycho Suzy]

4 minutes ago, DEG9 said:

I'm sure this is not something most want to think about, but sometime people of that weight have to employ... carpenter built equipment to, shall we say, have 'relations'. Don't ask how I know this.

Please.....I must know more!

[AVM]

33 minutes ago, Wanda said:

Watching this show hasn’t been as much fun because I’ve put on a bit of winter pudge (admittedly only 7 lbs or so but it still bugs me) so my eating habit today was to start my new diet of 1000 calories. It seemed apropos to choose 600 lb life day.

Cut back on the carbs,omit breads , eat less pasta ,potatoes and rice and you will lose the weight fast.. 

[DEG9]

4 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Girlfriend's got issues, I suspect.

 

ya think?! heh

[fonfereksglen]

I am still so confused...so is Steve Martin if he is watching.  This episode is awful.

[Chicklet]

But who did crazy chick hit with the car? I'm lost.

[Hellga]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Whenever I admit I watch this show to anyone I preface it with "I'm not proud of this, but..." (and usually include that the live chat is half the fun...okay, more like 90%).

I just admitted watching this show to my realtor, after she yelled "say yes to the house" into the phone and referenced "Say yes to the dress" - and she admitted to watching the 90-day fiancé.  TLC sure has the grip on the honest working women! :)))))

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Weight Pool? 

Shantel: 646

Carlton: 712

 

 

Shantel 678

Carlton 699

[Guest]

For serious --- I totally missed this "accident." What happened??! LOL

[Wollstonecraft]

Just now, AVM said:

Cut back on the carbs,omit breads , eat less pasta ,potatoes and rice and you will lose the weight fast.. 

But, but, but that's "hard work"!

[Wanda]

5 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Girlfriend's got issues, I suspect.

 

Shocking really. And totally unexpected in someone who met her dreamboat in such a romantic way.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Another loading dock drop-off?

[AVM]

2 minutes ago, mellowjoi said:

No food for me tonight.  That trash sack toilet cancelled any desire I had for food. And the brother who said he would do anything for his brother because he loves him.  I want to have Meatloaf go and personally sing l’d do anything for love but I won’t do that for Carlton’s younger brother. 

The show has always been a appetite killer for me.. lol

[Suzywriter]

I swear, this whole episode was filmed using cell phones. 

Scary movie commercials? No! The TLC lineup is scary enough!