S07.E11: Blindsided

[Frozendiva]

Blake and Jasmin argue on a night out. Mike returns to Washington.

[configdotsys]

What a snoozefest...

Blake: a rocket scientist who attaches his spineless self to a woman he has nothing in common with and caters to her whims.

CT Michael and Juliana: boring wedding stuff that goes on for entirely too long...

Emily and Sasha: Sasha will be cheating ASAP.

Angela: I couldn't get past the weird shit on her chest.

Sequim Mike: more spinelessness. He should be done with her. That he's even saying, "I don't know right now, dude" is astonishing, pathetic and desperate.

Syngin is beginning shown exactly what he is getting with Tania, as are most of the men on this program. If they decide to stay, they're digging their own graves.

I will be disgusted if Anna and Mursel reappear next week because he had a change of heart. I was celebrating their departure.

 

[mamadrama]

I amuse myself by playing musical partners with this show. I'd like to see:

- Juliana with Sarah

- Sister Robin with Anny

- Mykuhl with Molly

And I am always on the lookout for somebody for Friend Zied. 

[Starlight925]

Angela has the worst Fraxel (or other device) laser track marks on her chest.

She must have used a Groupon at a really cheap place.  The sad thing is, in her Talking Head Interview, which must have taken place much later, she still has indentations where they held the head of the device for way too long, and had it turned up too high.  She may never fully heal.  Wow.

Edited January 20, 2020 by Sterling

[RealReality]

I'm officially team anny.  

Robert : yeah I promised you a lot of stuff, but you want it right now?  

He is such a useless piece of shit.  He knows he lied about his financial status like he lies about his kids and now he is trying to make her out as being demanding. 

He is NEVER going to deliver on any of the promises he made and everytime anny asks, she will be dismissively told she is a gold digger and Robert is "seeing red flags"

And his brother can all the way miss me by pretending anny and Robert are in the same league looks wise.  At best, Robert looks like a sad carebear.  On his very best day he is a 4, a 5 if I'm being generous.  

22 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

I amuse myself by playing musical partners with this show. I'd like to see:

- Juliana with Sarah

- Sister Robin with Anny

- Mykuhl with Molly

And I am always on the lookout for somebody for Friend Zied. 

Shout-out for friend zied!  

I can't see why Anna puts up with mursel when friend zied is available for any American woman.

[mamadrama]

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but as much as I like Mike, I kinda get what Bunny Boiler was saying. I think she has love and affection for him but is she IN love with him? Probably not. They don't know each other well enough. I think she was saying that love that he's talking about might grow between them with time, but that it's not there right now. I can appreciate that because I think it's practical. I'd much rather hear Natalie say that she cares about him but wants their relationship to grow than to hear Robert and Anny say they're in love after 8 hours...

I mean, she shouldn't have been pushing the kid thing right now regardless-whether she loved him or not. That was just crazy. 

I'm also #TeamAnny

[Callaphera]

I guess I shouldn't complain the next time the husband promises to bring home milk and then forgets. There's, like, a ten year window of promise to delivery, according to Robert's brother. So long as I get milk in the same decade, it still counts. 

[mamadrama]

I think production likes Juliana. It's not often that we see them break that wall. 

[7isBlue]

Robert’s brother is an ass. Accusing Anny of being a former hooker?! Good for her for leaving that situation. If I were her I’d get on the next flight out. 

Edited January 20, 2020 by 7isBlue

[Mrs Robot]

1 hour ago, Sterling said:

Angela has the worst Fraxel (or other device) laser track marks on her chest.

 

It's possible that it's a henna tattoo.

Why hasn't Syngin just ditched Tania to spend the rest of the 30 days seeing America? This obviously isn't going to work out.

[Jade Foxx]

TANIA IS A HEINOUS BITCH

[Frozendiva]

Blake and Jasmin - why are you together? What do you see in each other? Do you have anything in common? I am sipping some brandy right now and I do not have alcohol tasting lips. Jasmin, you don't have to love every song or whatever he does as a musician, but you can be supportive. You seem to hate his music, his friends, his social drinking lifestyle (which is what a lot of people do - one drink at an event or dinner), the fact that he enjoys having some fun once in a while. Maybe find someone more suited to your lifestyle and who will be willing to cater to the bland whims.

Angela and Mykull - that family dinner was something else. Is the microwave brand real or is a stolen one inside the box? Surely Lagos has real stores. Expecting the junior wife to cook and such is a lot. Ange will say nope. That poor aig is still struggling to stay alive. I did not need to see her pull the money out of the safe deposit box in her chest.

Robert and Anny - Anny, maybe reconsider this arrangement and go back home. Robert misled you and lied to you. Granted, you were willing to marry a man you knew for 8 hours. What you see is what you get. You can still get a refund. He has 5 kids, his brother has 7. Wonder if either of them pay any support.

Emily and Sasha - before being wife #3 to this dude, you need to ask him some serious questions. It won't be long before he spots #4. Betsy means well, but you just think she is jealous that you are getting married. Maybe she sees that your husband to be isn't all that and questions his motives. Most people would. You cannot change anyone - the only person you can change is you.

Tania and Syngin - Tania, please take a few seats. Maybe a stadium full. No harm in getting an astrological chart done. A lot of what the astrologer told you was just basic stuff that can apply to anyone. The chart may show some evidence of a 'soulmate' relationship. But Tania, if you ever do meet a soulmate, you WILL know  and your life will change forever. Your soulmate is your mirror and not some Hollywood happy ever after fantasy. All people in your life are soulmates of sorts - many come and go and teach you a lesson. Stop making your physical connection in to more than it is. You want a life partner. Not a mere chapter in your book. Syngin, you may wish to re-evaluate marrying her.

Juliana and Michael - she does make a lovely bride. But she still looks like she is Max and Cece's older sister. Too bad none of her family allegedly did not call her or have any contact with her. I see some affection with her and Michael, but no real love. And it is odd to have the ex-wife officiate the wedding ceremony.

[Irritable]

It makes me sad that Syngin and Anny have lives horrible enough that they are still considering Tania and Robert as viable options at this point. Hard to imagine.

I’m a little suspicious about the traditions in Mykhull’s family that the new (not actual) daughter in law is expected to come bearing appliances upon every visit, and is to serve the family meals to prove her humility.  I think they are all working together to squeeze as much money and gifts out of her as they can before she gives up trying to get him into America. Slick move adding the electric kettle at the last second! 
 

As if Tania’s base personality isn’t bad enough, now Syngin also has to deal with never being able to measure up to the soul mate who doesn’t want to be with her.  Every week she becomes less worth the effort.

I can’t work up any feelings about Emily because she is so bland, so monotone, so absolutely ordinary and personality-free. 

All the fist bumping between Robert and his brother as they insulted Anny was infuriating. That’s the way to shut up a woman who is rightfully pointing out that Robert pulled a bait and switch to get her there - call her greedy and accuse her of being a prostitute!

I love that Natalie didn’t get the apology she thinks she’s entitled to, and that none of her Intense staring, pouting, flirting or batting of eyelashes had any affect. Surely there is a nice, tall woman in Sequim looking for a nice, tall man?

When Michael and Juliana are the least terrible couple, you know it’s a bad season.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next season can’t come fast enough. I’m doner than done with most of these fools. Apparently, I care more about Syngin’s future than he does.

Wanted to thank you all for your kind condolences with regard to the loss of my dog. She was a beautiful girl and my constant(ly annoying) companion. Tough day.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next season can’t come fast enough. I’m doner than done with most of these fools. Apparently, I care more about Syngin’s future than he does.

Wanted to thank you all for your kind condolences with regard to the loss of my dog. She was a beautiful girl and my constant(ly annoying) companion. Tough day.

I didn't have the chance to offer my condolences to the loss of your beautiful dog.

[endure]

2 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I amuse myself by playing musical partners with this show. I'd like to see:

- Juliana with Sarah

- Sister Robin with Anny

- Mykuhl with Molly

And I am always on the lookout for somebody for Friend Zied. 

Molly implied in Pillow Talk she would like to partner with Syngin ❤️😉

Edited January 20, 2020 by endure

[endure]

1 hour ago, mamadrama said:

I think production likes Juliana. It's not often that we see them break that wall. 

Really what’s not to like, she seems pretty sweet and a genuinely  nice person.

[RealReality]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next season can’t come fast enough. I’m doner than done with most of these fools. Apparently, I care more about Syngin’s future than he does.

Wanted to thank you all for your kind condolences with regard to the loss of my dog. She was a beautiful girl and my constant(ly annoying) companion. Tough day.

I'm sorry for your loss.  

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, endure said:

Really what’s not to like, she seems pretty sweet and a genuinely  nice person.

I like Juliana, I wish she'd realize that I like her even without the baby voice and the over the top dickens-esque stories.  

Just to say, she doesn't have to try so hard.  She had a really tough life being poor in a poor country, she did what she had to do to survive, she is still sweet tempered and kind in spite of those life struggles.  She is trading her youth and beauty for a stable comfortable life with a man who has probably misled her about his financial situation and behaves like a stereotypical pervy and controlling older guy.

I will always be team Juliana, so she can take a break and not work so hard.   

[DaphneCat]

26 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next season can’t come fast enough. I’m doner than done with most of these fools. Apparently, I care more about Syngin’s future than he does.

Wanted to thank you all for your kind condolences with regard to the loss of my dog. She was a beautiful girl and my constant(ly annoying) companion. Tough day.

I'm so sorry to hear you lost your dog.

[MajorNelson]

2 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but as much as I like Mike, I kinda get what Bunny Boiler was saying. I think she has love and affection for him but is she IN love with him? Probably not. They don't know each other well enough. I think she was saying that love that he's talking about might grow between them with time, but that it's not there right now.

MD, just riffing off your post, I get her view of love there too, but I think the trouble is she shifted love definitions on Big Mike.  On Skype and for the first few days she "loves" him, then when she started thinking of religion, kids and being serious toward the end, she shifted to a different kind of love, like a relationship built love.  No doubt big Mike was confused as are all of us.

Of course this doesn't explain her crazy I want you, I push you away that she was doing all the way to the airport departure.

 

[renatae]

Irony of ironies - Jasmin's equally lifeless sister has a plaque in her kitchen that reads "Live life to the fullest."

Do you suppose that includes occasionally using (gasp!) seasonings?

[Toaster Strudel]

Banana Frosting & Frozen Fish - Remember when everyone though Jesse was a dick because he objected to Darcey's drinking after she staggered into the bushes coming back from a bar? He's still a dick, but he was right about her having a substance abuse problem. So - hear me out - I suspect that Banana is a lush. All his social gatherings seem to be lubricated with booze. He goes out to dinner with Frozen before going to a party where drinking is going to be the main event, and despite being on a pauper's budget, insists on somewhat sneakily ordering an expensive cocktail. I think he might even have ordered a second one? Regardless, he seems to be quite the boozer. There's no argument that Frozen is excessively priggish, but perhaps it comes from a place of seeing Banana socialize nonstop so that he has drinking buddies. Moving on to a different topic, it's alright if she doesn't care for his performances. You can have a marriage based on values - that doesn't always include hobbies, which change over time after all.

Botox Boobs & - Makel - What I would have given to be in the embassy while BB was inside shouting about her fiance visa emergency! She's a tax payer. She's an 'merican. This is her right. Gotta give respect for her negotiating gumption though, getting two appliances for the price of half the first one, without Makel's coaching. Mother Makel drew a blank when Botox was mentioned. Perhaps she though it was a fertility treatment. How ignorant of basic biology are these people? Makel isn't starting a family her. I hope his visa is denied for his own sake and to teach Grangela a lesson.

Uber Robert & Nanny Anny - Robert and his brother are losers and total douchebags ganging up against Anny right in front of her. Secret handshakes and high five'ing scoring debate points against her? They're just nasty.

Mike & The Demon - I'm not sure if Satan disguised as hot puss won't be drawing Mike back in. It's so weird how she pushes and pulls, telling him she doesn't love him, then pawing him everywhere, or saying atheists are scary then sitting sideways on his lap. "We need to work on love" then throwing the ring back. Or telling him precise instructions how he should have reacted to her antics to please her "in my perfect word he would have etc."  Girl has major Borderline Personality Disorder. Everything is a freakin' test with this chick. Did anyone notice the weird way she turns her head? Always in a fast 90 degree angle - she spins it like The Exorcist.

[renatae]

2 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but as much as I like Mike, I kinda get what Bunny Boiler was saying. I think she has love and affection for him but is she IN love with him? Probably not. They don't know each other well enough. I think she was saying that love that he's talking about might grow between them with time, but that it's not there right now. I can appreciate that because I think it's practical. I'd much rather hear Natalie say that she cares about him but wants their relationship to grow than to hear Robert and Anny say they're in love after 8 hours...

I mean, she shouldn't have been pushing the kid thing right now regardless-whether she loved him or not. That was just crazy. 

I'm also #TeamAnny

I agree about the "relationships take time to grow" aspect, but it seems to me that earlier she was telling him how much she loved him.

Her hot and cold switcheroo behavior tonight was beyond weird, as well as her expectations of an apology from him. However, on second thought, her eyes do appear to be protruding, which is a symptom of hyperthyroidism, which is often accompanied by mood swings and emotional instability.

I did like Emily's second dress, and the pearl headpiece was beautiful. That mirror was strange; it had a beige tone that changed the color of the dress as well as Emily's complexion.

Edited January 20, 2020 by renatae

[bravofan27]

It's really hard to make a relationship work when one person is a partier, and the other isn't. Not only is Jasmin not a partier, but she doesn't even like Blake to have a drink. Not sure how that is going to work. It was pretty shitty of her to make him go to a different place for dinner, and then DITCH him altogether. I felt for Blake a bit in that moment, but ultimately, he shouldn't have let her go by herself, IMO. He could have compromised somehow, but he basically told her he was going to get wasted, which was a dumb move. They both ended up where they wanted to be though, I guess.

I am completely floored how Micheal and Julianna's wedding cost what the wedding planners were quoting. 40K to 100K? That is just completely not possible. IMO.

 

[Callaphera]

I get hanging out with your partner's friends and I get having to do things outside your own comfort zone sometimes. But Blake wanted Jasmin to go to the pre-game and the party. I pre-game when I go out. Sometimes I pre-game so hard that I don't make it to the main event because SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!1 but that's what a pre-game is. Like how Jersey Shore had the shirt before the shirt, the pre-game is the drunkfest before the drunkfest (usually at your or someone else's home because the point is to get lubed up and tipsy before you show so you don't spend as much money when you're out).

Jasmin doesn't drink. She's weirdly puritanical about poison you ingest versus the poison you inject in your face. So it makes total sense to bring the teetotaler to the pre-game, the main event, and (no doubt) the after-party*. Like, I'm terrified of heights - you can't even lift me off the ground without me screaming and thinking I'm going to die (I'm also super tall so it's a long way to the ground, okay?). So the last place that people would invite me to would be a sky-diving date. I mean, Jasmin was a little OTT about the whole thing what with the "no kissing"/"ew, gross" reaction and laying down of the rules but damn, Blake. Read the room. Know your audience. Tell your friends, "Hey, so Jasmin-with-an-S isn't big on the Bacardi and the sauce is not her scene, so I'll fly solo to your b-day bash but how about she and I take you for a recovery brunch the next day?"

* I honestly think that either this was made-for-TV drama or that Blake accepted the invite on Jasmin's behalf even though he knew it was going to be a drunkfest and she wouldn't be down so she was trying to weasel her way out without having to smack him with a, "Your friends are drunks and I want nothing to do with them," because that'll go over well. 

[Gobi]

I find it ironic that Jaundice won't use spices, yet she's one half of a salt and pepper couple.

I'll see myself out.

[Baltimore Betty]

I think the US Embassy thought they were being punked when Angela came to the gate, the bad outfit, the crazy demand and all.

Angela needed help getting up and she is not even pregnant, can you imagine how she would carry on if she really was to get pregnant, (just so you all know, I do not want that day to ever arrive).

Ukranian Blonde has these relationship scenarios play out in her head and when Mike does not "read his lines" correctly she gets upset, I think she has seen too many rom-coms and Mike has not seen any rom-coms.  

Has Mike told Natalie about Uncle Bojangles living in the shed?  

The Finnish Girl is joyless, she what the plans were for that evening and she made sure that Broke Blake would not enjoy it. I think Broke Blake has money for booze because it is something he wants...other than their own place what has Jasmine asked for that she is not getting?  Also, can we please chip in for an outfit for Jasmine that does not look like a long line girdle and sports bra?

[Zevious Zoquis]

Whether Blake is a drunk or not, and I really don't think he is...I mean Darcy was often obviously drunk on camera, the main point is simply that he and fish face have absolutely no basis upon which to build a relationship.  And while her sister was being supportive, it was fairly obvious to me that she also felt Jasmin needs to loosen the hell up.

 

Tania.  OMG.  The ferocious dislike I feel toward her is pretty intense.  I question the intelligence of going for some sort of mystical spiritual astrological reading with someone who you don't feel you can at least lie about being your soul-mate. I mean it seems like the potential is high for that sort of issue to come up there.  I feel like if you love a person, such that you are wanting a long term relationship with them including having children, and you are asked about the "soul mate situation," YOU SAY YOU ARE SOUL MATES!  lol.  Just lie!  If you can't do that then you don't really want the relationship because as Seinfeld said, that's a pretty big matzo ball...

[Baltimore Betty]

So Annie knew one month before she came to the US Robert had 5 kids and she came to the US anyway even though she said that was too much for her but here she is in the US!

I think these couples are shining a light on how bad the K1 process is or should I say how much it is abused, all we see are people that want a sex toy and people that want out of their country so bad they are willing to be a sex toy.  There is no way Sister Robert and Brother Robert can think anything other than Annie is using Robert to get a green card, she has consistently complained about how he lied to her, he is broke, his living situation is horrible, he has not money and she is unhappy but she is still here, hanging on by a thread.

 

 

[blubld43]

Robert and his brother, what a pair of losers. They both verbally attack Anny as though Robert has any money for her to be chasing! 

 I'm thinking the reason Robert drives Uber is so nobody can garnish his paycheck, I wonder what Bro does for a living? Florida is strict about child support, rightfully so.

Smh. Surely Anny can do better.

[blubld43]

5 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

 

Mike & The Demon - I'm not sure if Satan disguised as hot puss won't be drawing Mike back in. It's so weird how she pushes and pulls, telling him she doesn't love him, then pawing him everywhere, or saying atheists are scary then sitting sideways on his lap. "We need to work on love" then throwing the ring back. Or telling him precise instructions how he should have reacted to her antics to please her "in my perfect word he would have etc."  Girl has major Borderline Personality Disorder. Everything is a freakin' test with this chick. Did anyone notice the weird way she turns her head? Always in a fast 90 degree angle - she spins it like The Exorcist.

Agree 100%. 

Looking back, I feel like Natalie thought, if Mike thought he was losing her, she'd get her way about religion, baby, whatever her real goal is here. She'd get an apology, followed by being swept off her feet and taken off on a white horse to live happily ever after, Mike having changed into a Prince Charming costume.  Or something like that.

 

[Toaster Strudel]

2 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

she'd get her way about religion, baby, whatever her real goal is here

Long-term, she would move the goalposts nonstop. She's going to want this, then that, and not that, back to this...

[blubld43]

8 minutes ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Long-term, she would move the goalposts nonstop. She's going to want this, then that, and not that, back to this...

100%. I don't think she would ever be satisfied, or offer any kind of peaceful life.

I loathe Tania, just can't stand her. All I could think when they were talking to the astrologer was, how much did that cost? They are pretty broke, right? Priorities.  Where does she get off acting as though she's some mature adult to Syngin's little boy? Her own life doesn't bear scrutiny, not at all, what's HER adulting plan??

Edited January 20, 2020 by blubld43

[Mr. Miner]

It's hard for me to care about Anny when I see how eager she is to jump into their one double bed with this total shitbag that brought her to the US. She should have left on her second day here.

 

[Starlight925]

8 hours ago, Mrs Robot said:

It's possible that it's a henna tattoo.

Re: Angela’s track marks.  If it was just henna, she wouldn’t have the indentations that she has in her TH, which was filmed much later. 
I did a lot of research into facial laser treatments, and in the end, decided to do nothing, as the horror stories are awful.  Those track marks are an unfortunate common one, with a less trained technician + too high of heat. 
Those marks are the head of the laser unit itself.  Many people have those on their face, and the indentations remain for the rest of their lives.  
One message board I’m on, a girl committed suicide (her mom found the account & told us).  
You can’t sue for this either, as it’s cosmetic, and you willingly sign that paper. 

Edited January 20, 2020 by Sterling

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Wait what ? When did production break the 4th wall w Juliana ? I love that she is called Ju it sounded sweet by her friends and think Michael could have afforded to pay for her friends plane tix from Madrid . ESP if he has 2 tuxes.

Grangela is a hog in her sleeveless phone boob outfit waltzing into an Embassy. 

Love Big Mike because he uses real maple syrup. He did however put it away made the crack to bojangles about the bank being closed. Later, the syrup is still on the table. Please be real Big Mike like your maple syrup and not fake like Aunt Jemima syrup. That is all I ask. 

I love Syngin’s hair. You can’t fake that wave, he and his hair are a natural. Please marry her then bolt you have a long and happy life ahead of you in this country. 

No bee people this week. I hate what Anna is doing to her kids more than any 90 Day fiancé ever. 

The couple with the sumo baby are toast. Her dress was fugly and her sing song musical theatre voice and her white walker hair are a hot mess. They are stumbling through things and it is about to get more difficult . Affording Portland? HA good luck. 

Edited January 20, 2020 by Alonzo Mosely FBI

[Pepper Mostly]

7 hours ago, renatae said:

Irony of ironies - Jasmin's equally lifeless sister has a plaque in her kitchen that reads "Live life to the fullest."

Do you suppose that includes occasionally using (gasp!) seasonings?

I have it on good authority that she has a stash of both salt and pepper. when she's really feeling wild, she has a sprig of parsley. 

[blubld43]

49 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

 

The couple with the sumo baby are toast. Her dress was fugly and her sing song musical theatre voice and her white walker hair are a hot mess. They are stumbling through things and it is about to get more difficult . Affording Portland? HA good luck. 

I almost forgot these two-someone, anyone, needs to get Emily to ditch the platinum hair, my lort. Hideous, washed her completely out, that is a look that you burst into tears over.

[Gobi]

37 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have it on good authority that she has a stash of both salt and pepper. when she's really feeling wild, she has a sprig of parsley. 

She is out of control!

[greekmom]

10 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but as much as I like Mike, I kinda get what Bunny Boiler was saying. I think she has love and affection for him but is she IN love with him? Probably not. They don't know each other well enough. I think she was saying that love that he's talking about might grow between them with time, but that it's not there right now. I can appreciate that because I think it's practical. I'd much rather hear Natalie say that she cares about him but wants their relationship to grow than to hear Robert and Anny say they're in love after 8 hours...

I mean, she shouldn't have been pushing the kid thing right now regardless-whether she loved him or not. That was just crazy. 

I'm also #TeamAnny

I agree with you to a degree @mamadrama .  In comparison to Alla and Matt, Natalie is all over the place.  Alla never said to Matt she loved him at all.  Natalie sent him videos saying she loves him (remember the little heart thing she did for him?)  Is she being practical ? Yes. But IMHO she is just bouncing back and forth.   (while he's away I love you, I miss you. Then when he's there, oh I care for you and love will grow).

Overall, Natalie is a major drama queen and Mike had no need to apologize for the fight at all.  I wonder if this is her way of exercising control over him?

I am also #TeamAnny

 

[SevenCostanza]

Maybe it's just me but I got so bored last night I only watched the first hour.  I used to love this show and be really entertained by it.    Watching the new episode then going on line to snark about everyone was one of my favorite things.  This season  is becoming a chore for me to sit through.  It doesn't help that a lot of the scenes come off as fake and badly acted.  Oh well, maybe the new season will be more entertaining.

[Baltimore Betty]

So Annie knew one month before she came to the US Robert had 5 kids and she came to the US anyway even though she said that was too much for her but here she is in the US!

I think these couples are shining a light on how bad the K1 process is or should I say how much it is abused, all we see are people that want a sex toy and people that want out of their country so bad they are willing to be a sex toy.  There is no way Sister Robert and Brother Robert can think anything other than Annie is using Robert to get a green card, she has consistently complained about how he lied to her, he is broke, his living situation is horrible, he has no money and she is unhappy but she is still here, hanging on by a thread.

 

 

[Mercolleen]

12 hours ago, RealReality said:

At best, Robert looks like a sad carebear. 

THIS!

[Baltimore Betty]

So it has been 2 years that Mah-kul and Big Ang have been together and in that time Angela has told him to stop work and she would send him money because of you know, women.  Mah-kul could have had 2 + years to earn some money to add to the K1 visa process or at least had some money in his pocket when he finally lands in the US, what sort of mindset does Big Ang have? Is it she has more power because she has more money and can lord it over Mah-kul?  I feel for that guy, his life will forever be answering to Angela's whims because she will always equate his very existence with the fact she brings home the paycheck.

Hah, Angela has to bring the family gifts every time she walks in to their homes, I would have brought flowers.  Maybe scamming is the family trade.

[nr65000]

The scene of Natalie and Mike in the taxi on the way to the airport was craaaaazzy.  Oh what a nice man you are, so many people love you, your mom loves you, your dad loves you, your friends love you...what in the actual fuck?  She is a true nutcase and he would be wise to cut his losses.  When someone shows you who they are, believe them!

Angela swaying back and forth on her way to the embassy to show them she's a 'merican with  RIGHTS!  I have no words for how loathsome I find her.  Her horrible fraxel laser marks (cover that shit up), telling everyone about her botox (look, I get a shit ton of botox, no shame in that game,  but I don't go around telling everyone!) and the fact that she is still somehow trying to convince family MYKEL that she can somehow carry a baby?  The denial of the K1 was the best thing to every happen to him and he has no idea of the bullet he dodged.

Tania....is......the.....devil.   Syngin is far too sensitive to tangle with this hobeast.  She will destroy his sweet spirit
 

 

 

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51 minutes ago, SevenCostanza said:

Maybe it's just me but I got so bored last night I only watched the first hour.  I used to love this show and be really entertained by it.    Watching the new episode then going on line to snark about everyone was one of my favorite things.  This season  is becoming a chore for me to sit through.  It doesn't help that a lot of the scenes come off as fake and badly acted.  Oh well, maybe the new season will be more entertaining.

It isn't just you, I haven't made it through an entire episode in weeks, as much as I enjoy the live snark. Mussel and Anna, I lost interest immediately, Blake and Jasmin barely have a story line, Grangela needs to go away forever.  Juliana and Michael....zzzzzz.

So I'm left with my loathing for Tania, scorn towards Natalie, gross misogynist Robert.  We need more of Porn star grandma. I'd watch Mycull in his own show, finding a decent woman.

[HunterHunted]

11 hours ago, 7isBlue said:

Robert’s brother is an ass. Accusing Anny of being a former hooker?! Good for her for leaving that situation. If I were her I’d get on the next flight out. 

Prostitutes know how to use condoms, which is something Robert and his brother seem to be clueless about.

9 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Mother Makel drew a blank when Botox was mentioned. Perhaps she though it was a fertility treatment. How ignorant of basic biology are these people? Makel isn't starting a family her. I hope his visa is denied for his own sake and to teach Grangela a lesson.

Because they don't know what botox is or because they think Angela can carry a pregnancy to term? Botox is very much a first world thing. As for getting pregnant over 50, it happens. Usually it's with a IVF or IVF with donated eggs, but sometimes it's via natural conception. My Nigerian grandma had her last kid at 50. My aunt is the same age as my oldest brother and oldest cousin. Rachael Harris, an actress from Lucifer, had a naturally conceived child at 50. Brigitte Nielson had a naturally conceived child at 54. They likely don't treat their bodies like a garbage dump the way Angela does, but it can happen. A 74 year old in India just gave birth to twins using IVF and probably donated eggs. I think Michael's family thinks it's not likely that she'll be able to give him a child that's also biologically hers, which is why they keep mentioning him finding a girl in Nigeria. But there's no polite way to say you're too fucking old to have a baby.

And really the big issue is that Angela is adamant that she won't stand for having a child around who isn't biologically related to her. So even if Michael found someone else to donate an egg, Angela wouldn't go through wwth it. Angela is trying to trap him with a baby. It's the same shit she would have pulled 20 years ago.

30 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

So it has been 2 years that Mah-kul and Big Ang have been together and in that time Angela has told him to stop work and she would send him money because of you know, women.  Mah-kul could have had 2 + years to earn some money to add to the K1 visa process or at least had some money in his pocket when he finally lands in the US, what sort of mindset does Big Ang have? Is it she has more power because she has more money and can lord it over Mah-kul?  I feel for that guy, his life will forever be answering to Angela's whims because she will always equate his very existence with the fact she brings home the paycheck.

Hah, Angela has to bring the family gifts every time she walks in to their homes, I would have brought flowers.  Maybe scamming is the family trade.

I literally have no idea where one would need to go in Lagos to buy flowers. They are just not as available as they are in the states. There's probably some place on Victoria Island. Other than that, it's probably easier to go to one of the better hotels and offer them $200 for one of their floral arrangements. I suspect they ended up buying small appliances because Angela is the precise kind of person to throw a fit and cause a ruckus at a large open market.

Everything Angela does with Michael is about manipulation and control. It's why she sends him money, but it's dependant on him acquiescing to her every demand and being available 24/7 to talk to her.

[Jeanne222]

Where do I begin?  Ok not in any way to be mean but that baby is the biggest baby I have ever seen!!!  He's huge.

The twin plastic surgery sisters.  I keep waiting for their faces to crack when they talk like in a science fiction movie!I

Whatever is Blake attracted to?  I have a hard time visualizing any sex scene with those too.  Gives me chills.

I did hope Julianne 's parents would show up as a surprise.  Color me disappointed for that beautiful bride.  I do love the relationship between her and his son and daughter.  Sweet!I

Mike better take a huge step back because that sexy girl he so enjoys in the sack is sure coo coo for cocoa pops!  She's the crazy Russian we read about!

Angela and Michael seem to provide entertainment without opening their mouth!  The visuals tell the tale!  What was that on her chest???

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13 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but as much as I like Mike, I kinda get what Bunny Boiler was saying. I think she has love and affection for him but is she IN love with him? Probably not. They don't know each other well enough. I think she was saying that love that he's talking about might grow between them with time, but that it's not there right now. I can appreciate that because I think it's practical. I'd much rather hear Natalie say that she cares about him but wants their relationship to grow than to hear Robert and Anny say they're in love after 8 hours...

I mean, she shouldn't have been pushing the kid thing right now regardless-whether she loved him or not. That was just crazy. 

I'm also #TeamAnny

Sorry, I can't understand how someone not in love with another person thinks they should have a baby with them.  It's flawed thinking.  Mike, I'm sure thought she was in love with him since she wanted to pop out a baby.

Want a baby so bad? Go to a fucking sperm bank.  Don't play with someone's heart.