S09.E05: The Proof Hurts

[dosodog]

6 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

To be honest, my kids didn't know how to clean toilets before they went to college, either, and they did not have an entitled upbringing - they had other responsibilities around the house - just not cleaning the bathrooms (basically, I didn't trust them to clean it - I'm a little too OCD about things like that!)

I did give them a bathroom cleaning tutorial before they went away, but I still wouldn't necessarily trust that it was done to my liking!  😉 

All that really matters is they know the right way to hang the TP roll.

Because there is a wrong way.

[Giselle]

27 minutes ago, langford peel said:

So how much did Kyle have to bribe the crew coach to get her daughter into college and why wasn't she arrested like the other Desperate Housewife?

About as much as that old raisin chested biddy did to get her grumpy cat daughter into and thru college.

[TexasGal]

24 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

George Washington is a super expensive college. I have a friend whose daughter went there. 

Saying this an an alum who frankly only went there because they gave me a scholarship, for a while it was THE most expensive college in the US.  Not sure if it still is.  It was a good school but not worth a crazy price tag.  Feel like I need to add - I loved GW and I loved DC, I can’t imagine my life if I’d gone anywhere else. 

Sophia saying good bye to the dogs got me teary too.  Nice of Kyle to realize too late that her anxiety has rubbed off on Sophia.

[Dance4Life]

Lisa Rinna INSANELY jealous of LVP! 

Rinna has been hustling in Hollywood for 30 years and her grown ass

is out here BUYING Instagram followers. Pathetic Woman!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[Rosiejuliemom]

Dorit's Chanel suspenders are as ugly as her personality.

[langford peel]

Just now, Giselle said:

About as much as that old raisin chested biddy did to get her grumpy cat daughter into and thru college.

Well at least Lisa didn't have to teach Pandora to clean the bathroom because when the Vanderpumps go to the bathroom ice cream comes out.

[ghoulina]

Everyone's crying at breakfast. I'm about to lose it!

[njbchlover]

Just now, Rosiejuliemom said:

Dorit's Chanel suspenders are as ugly as her personality.

God forbid we should get through ONE friggin' episode without Dorit [or Erika] wearing something with super obvious designer logos!!  

1 minute ago, ghoulina said:

Everyone's crying at breakfast. I'm about to lose it!

I did lose it....sniff, sniff!!  One thing about Kyle and Mauricio - they raised a very close family!  

[njbchlover]

6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Aaaand I’m still loving Denise 

Love, love, love that she seems to take the wedding planning on such short notice in stride - she is really just so chill and laid back!  

[langford peel]

Denise seems like a normal human being so that makes her a weirdo on this show.

[Giselle]

3 minutes ago, langford peel said:

Well at least Lisa didn't have to teach Pandora to clean the bathroom because when the Vanderpumps go to the bathroom ice cream comes out.

Nah. It's clotted cream.

Her gynecologist gave her an RX to clear it up.

[Dance4Life]

I am gonna give LVP a break because these reality shows are fake and well maybe she is taking the ‘soap opera’ approach to stay on HWs while really working her craft (restaurateur and charity socialite) in real life.

LVP is one of the few HWs that has a REAL job. So, she is a marketing genius at this point.

But, FFS, LVP and that LVD guy.....hahahahaha!  Lies! The lies!

LVP told him......be the bad guy here.

I wonder what he got in return!

[Thumper]

11 minutes ago, dosodog said:

All that really matters is they know the right way to hang the TP roll.

Because there is a wrong way.

Yes! Over is right! 😄

[nexxie]

Dorit: “But Teddi’s not here.”

Good point - why wasn’t she there too?

[chewycandy]

Was Dorit expecting the early bird special?

[Dance4Life]

Kyle and Mauricio are the best parents.  They have the most grounded family and they are so good to their girls.

They are on their 3rd college educated child.

This is why I like Kyle on HWs.

My parents were not holding my hand at college like that.  First, I knew how to clean!  And, cook! And, do all my own errands. This is call life. 

I wanted those mushy moments, too. My parents bought me my dream car and then used it against me.

They used to tell me.  We got you that car so you can start doing those things yourself.  We do not have to go with you anymore. 🤣

[Wicked]

Taking daughter to college story line > Lucygate

[Steph J]

Just now, nexxie said:

Dorit: “But Teddi’s not here.”

Good point - why wasn’t she there too?

Because it wasn't about clearing things up, it was about LVP getting people on her side.

I hate how this has become about LVP vs. Teddi instead of what it should actually be about, which is the shitty thing Dorit did to that dog.

[njbchlover]

Just now, Wicked said:

Taking daughter to college story line > Lucygate

I would seriously watch Mauricio curling Kyle's hair a million times over hearing anything else about Lucygate ever again!  He was too cute!  

I think I'm in love with the Umansky's!!  (Not sure how I feel about Portia because I have a feeling she can be a handful, but I'll give her some slack for being the baby of the family!)

[Bronzedog]

I honestly don't think whether LVP or Teddy made the Dorit thing public should be everyone's main focus.  Why does that even matter?  Dorit gave the dog to a kill shelter, violated the contract and is lying through her teeth.  That should be the main focus.  And, everyone should have been made aware that she's a lying puppy dumper.

[njbchlover]

2 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Because it wasn't about clearing things up, it was about LVP getting people on her side.

I hate how this has become about LVP vs. Teddi instead of what it should actually be about, which is the shitty thing Dorit did to that dog.

PK talks about LVP being a queen at manipulation - well then, if that's the case, Dorit is a duchess at deflection.  She has to be overjoyed at how this is playing out.  

[langford peel]

5 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Dorit: “But Teddi’s not here.”

Good point - why wasn’t she there too?

Because Bravo didn’t want her there. They set up the scenes not Lisa.

[Callaphera]

Dorit's Dilemma, the First: "My CHANEL branded suspenders are ill-fitting and I have to constantly pull them back up into place. I could make them shorter but then the CHANEL branding wouldn't be fully seen and I would only be wearing CHANE suspenders. Woe. Tugging at them like an mis-sized bra strap is the far superior alternative. Even better, let's make ill-fitting straps the new hot trend! Watch me drop a strap from my dress, too!"

Dorit's Dilemma, the Second: "The 80's and 90's are coming back into fashion. How will I ever be able to make the wallet chain look new and fresh? Oh, by attaching it to my ear and hair, of course. Trés avant-garde."

Callaphera's Dilemma, the Only: "Holy shit, I just sat through this boring hour of dreck?"

[Straycat80]

I’m on Kyle’s side: ‘let’s move forward from this’. But they won’t, it’ll be Lucygate all season long, and I’m so confused about this whole storyline. All I understand is that Dorito should have just given the dog back to LVP in the first place. The rest is boring as hell. 

[Giselle]

2 hours ago, walnutqueen said:

Pfft.  People who dislike a housewife often say harsh things about her, and nice things about those they like.  Ring a bell?

Walnut, that applies to 97.5% of the people on this thread on both sides of the back and forth.

LVP is a dried up old manipulating  raisin who has to clean cobwebs out of her vajayjay. Kyle is a friend to all, a wonderful mother and wife who is just this side of a Disney princess who can never do wrong.

Or

Kyle is a whining, twitchy eyed, back stabbing hypochondriac. St. Lisa of pound puppies shoots roses out of her ass and can also never do wrong.

See.... both sides play the same game.

The one thing we all can agree on is the foulness that is PK. 

X's and O's as always Walnut!

Edited March 13, 2019 by Giselle
Because I wanted to.

[chewycandy]

5 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Kyle and Mauricio are the best parents.  They have the most grounded family and they are so good to their girls.

They are on their 3rd college educated child.

This is why I like Kyle on HWs.

They were beautiful together at the table; Mauricio staring, then Kyle and Portia losing it. *sniff*

Kyle looks so glam in the red dress/red lip TH. 

[langford peel]

Kyle wants to move on because she is shrewd and has a rodent like way of protecting herself. She realizes that she is on the losing end of this storyline that Andy forced on her and she wants to worm her way out of it. 

Edited March 13, 2019 by langford peel

[Dance4Life]

Why is Lisa Rinna so punch-able???

She could be so good on this show with her cute family and Hollywood life.  I love her house.

but,.......she is punchable! 

is this even a word? There is an emoji for it! 👊🏻

[njbchlover]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

I’m on Kyle’s side: ‘let’s move forward from this’. But they won’t, it’ll be Lucygate all season long, and I’m so confused about this whole storyline. All I understand is that Dorito should have just given the dog back to LVP in the first place. The rest is boring as hell. 

I agree, and this is why I want to just skip ahead to the reunion, so hopefully, this will be asked and asked and asked again.  Maybe we should all start emailing Andy now with this question, basically deluging his email account, so that he has no choice but to ask it?  

[SnarkAttack]

14 minutes ago, langford peel said:

Denise seems like a normal human being so that makes her a weirdo on this show.

Didn't everyone say that about Teddi last season?  How things have changed.  (I still like her.)  I like Denise so far, except for the TMI about her sex life and his penis size. 

[nexxie]

Kyle dared to wear pink to LVP’s house (and commented about not going along with Lisa’s pink rules anymore) - but LVP just could not get herself to compliment Kyle on that suit, as she did Dorit. 

Edited March 13, 2019 by nexxie

[dosodog]

Kyle's on WWHL tonight.

And if you go to Bravo Twitter, you can see questions people want to ask.

[Dance4Life]

Isn’t Denise’s new man a Reiki Master, Vedic Astrologer, Gigolo Dr. Moon to the heavily Alimonied Lonely Hearts of Malibu?

He was smooth....blah, blah, ah Ha, blah, blah, HA! ......the Stars say, we should get marry in 10 days!  🤩

[snarts]

PK telling Dorit that she did nothing wrong almost saw me throw something at the TV. Fuck yeah, she did. #TeamLucy

Teddi is a lying liar who lies. Watching her story change every 5 min is exhausting. 

The episode needed more Camille.

[nexxie]

1 minute ago, SnarkAttack said:

Didn't everyone say that about Teddi last season?  How things have changed.  (I still like her.)  I like Denise so far, except for the TMI about her sex life and his penis size. 

When Denise questions LVP’s intentions, she’ll be shit too.

[Dance4Life]

Gosh!  LVP’s scene.  Did they edit it that way???  To be last?  Because, at this point we all know she is lying and they are set-up like soap operas. 

LVP, just stop! 

Nobody gives a shit.  Dorit and her fake accent and her blob of a husband.....bleh!

Who wanted to barf ever time PK said........LVP?

Read the blogs much? 

[bravofan27]

4 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Kyle dared to wear pink to LVP’s house (and commented something about not going along with Lisa’s pink rules anymore) - but LVP just could not get herself to compliment Kyle on that suit, as she did Dorit. 

maybe because it was hideous. LOL

I liked this episode without much Rinna. Denise kind of comes off like an airhead. It really bothers me how her face bubbles when she smiles. Dorit's dress at Lisa's house was cute. Lisa V could have at least had someone slice her an apple or something. 

[walnutqueen]

11 minutes ago, Giselle said:

Walnut, that applies to 97.5 people on this thread on both sides of the back and forth.

LVP is a dried up old manipulating  raisin who has to clean cobwebs out of her vajayjay. Kyle is a friend to all, a wonderful mother and wife who is just this side of a Disney princess who can never do wrong.

Or

Kyle is a whining twitchy eyed back stabbing hypochondriac. St. Lisa of pound puppies shoots roses out of her ass and can also never do wrong.

See.... both sides play the same game.

The one thing we all can agree on is the foulness that is PK. 

I believe that was my point.  

[dbell1]

It's amazing how fast the episode went with ff. No Kyle, sorry Kyle's awesome dogs, no Rinna, that was a relief, and just watching Denise figure out a wedding date, the horses, the ugly Erika house, and LVP and the texts o'doom. 

I'm team dog. And I'm really still here for the Beverly Hills lifestyle, not a pile on of piranhas.

[yourmomiseasy]

29 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Yes! Over is right! 😄

I agree, but apparently, cats are terrorists and households including them have to go under.

14 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I agree, and this is why I want to just skip ahead to the reunion, so hopefully, this will be asked and asked and asked again.  Maybe we should all start emailing Andy now with this question, basically deluging his email account, so that he has no choice but to ask it?  

I'm 100% certain that shit weasel will have no problem ignoring that.

[snarts]

Also, if anyone manipulated the situation, it was Teddi. She used Rinna/Erika/Kyle's existing jealousy/resentment/anger towards LVP to lie & divert attention away from her own behavior.

Dorit also took advantage of the shift to once again play the role of the victim.

[nexxie]

6 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

maybe because it was hideous. LOL

No it wasn’t - Lisa rarely compliments Kyle, maybe because she’s competitive with her, maybe because she plays with Kyle. Whatever the reason, she’s stingy with compliments when it comes to Kyle.

[Chit Chat]

2 minutes ago, yourmomiseasy said:

I agree, but apparently, cats are terrorists and households including them have to go under.

That's funny because I've had cats most of my 50+ years, and not a one of them ever went after the toilet paper!  I don't think they ever noticed it.   

I noticed when Rinna was taking her walk with Denise, she made a comment that she'd rather hear about Denise's engagement rather than doggygate.  I have no doubt that Rinna wanted to talk about it, but maybe Denise didn't take the bait.  For all of the ones on the show that say they don't want to talk about it, they sure do talk about it a lot!  Rinna needs to shut her pie hole.  She's the biggest shit stirrer of them all. 

[Jel]

I found this episode kind of boring. If this is a preview of what the show will be like without Lisa, I think I just found one free hour a week.

[Otherkate]

I got choked up at the Umansky scene in the hotel. But, man, all my parents did was drop me off and leave. I think actually we did go out and get a garbage pail and some hangers? That was pretty much the extent of it. 

I laughed out loud when PK told Dorit "You did nothing wrong." See how this all has worked out? They're pretty good, honestly. It kills me to say it, but they are pretty fucking good and slippery as hell. 

Thoroughly enjoyed Erika dishing in her confessional with the wine glass. That's the Erika I like.

LVP looked great in her pink top and jeans. As usual, the casual looks are her best.

I love Denise and her weirdo boyfriend.

In conclusion, shut up, Rinna. 

[Bronzedog]

During the D.C. outside dinner I kept thinking how humid it must have been.  I assume they dropped Sophia off in August.  And, DC is always humid in August.

And, I wondering how good a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, well done steak could possibly be.

[esco1822]

Dorit’s pronunciation of “burrito” is hilarious. Way to stay on brand Dorito!

[enchantingmonkey]

Poor Teddi.  LVP is so much better at this game.  She knew as soon as she got home she needed a scene with John Blizzard explaining how Lisa had nothing to do with the texts (texas, lol).  Was there a chance in hell he was going to say "No" to Lisa or Ken???

It's interesting to me that Kyle will be stuck in the middle of this, because her friendship with LVP runs hot and cold, and Teddi is like her new BFF. 

How long do Hollywood marriages usually last?  Denise's excitement for Aaron is charming but I wonder if he'll remain that same great guy after the honeymoon phase wears off, especially when he describes his previous short marriage to Nicolette Sheridan a let down.  

8 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

And, I wondering how good a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, well done steak could possibly be.

How good would a $30 piece of shoe leather taste?

Edited March 13, 2019 by enchantingmonkey
typing error

[charming]

Rinna is obsessed with LVP. I can't believe that haggard leather faced blowfish lipped bitch had the nerve to age shame LVP and mock how she looks. 

Instead of Erika and Dorit talking about LVP and why they're perfect wives- they should discuss their financial issues. Come on, ladies, you can't hide behind LVP for the whole season.

[Rosiejuliemom]

28 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Why is Lisa Rinna so punch-able???

She could be so good on this show with her cute family and Hollywood life.  I love her house.

but,.......she is punchable! 

is this even a word? There is an emoji for it! 👊🏻

Her anus lips kinda look like a target?