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Colt & Larissa & Debbie: Me, You, and Bith Phtew


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On 3/18/2019 at 10:48 AM, Elizzikra said:

https://www.eonline.com/news/1024404/look-who-s-returning-for-90-day-fiance-happily-ever-after-season-4

So I guess "happily ever after" isn't meant to imply "happily ever after together..."

I thought there was a question mark at the end of the title, so "happily ever after?" That is the more accurate title whether they really did it or not, questioning the relationships after the show.

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I just saw a preview for Happily Ever After?, which doesn't start until the end of April, and Coltee and Larissa are in it and it looks like they're still married, but heading for divorce. What is TLC thinking letting them have such a big social media presence, and making such a big public deal of their divorce/divorce parties? By the time HEA? airs, it will be so outdated and everyone already knows what happened. I don't get it.

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2 hours ago, Teri313 said:

I just saw a preview for Happily Ever After?, which doesn't start until the end of April, and Coltee and Larissa are in it and it looks like they're still married, but heading for divorce. What is TLC thinking letting them have such a big social media presence, and making such a big public deal of their divorce/divorce parties? By the time HEA? airs, it will be so outdated and everyone already knows what happened. I don't get it.

I haven't watched HEA, but I might just knowing that this all ends in flames.  It's like people who rubberneck at an accident scene...yeah you're annoyed as heck that everyone else is doing it, and you know there is an accident up there, but you know that by the time you get to the scene of the accident you want to take a look too.  I mean maybe, it's just me, but it can't just be me making the roads glacially slow after an accident.

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36 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Word is that Colty is at Disneyland this weekend with new woman.  No sign of  Debbie or Cookiedough.     

You mean to say he actually paid for something?

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2 hours ago, Floatingbison said:

Word is that Colty is at Disneyland this weekend with new woman.  No sign of  Debbie or Cookiedough.     

I guess it’s no longer the happiest place on earth...

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On 3/3/2019 at 5:59 AM, RealReality10 said:

^^no tea, no shade, but these kinda look like the b-string strippers you get for Friday night, or Tuesday afternoon.  

I'm rooting for crazy horse to make a better showing for Saturday night.  

I expected them to look like showgirls!

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On 3/7/2019 at 12:57 PM, funky-rat said:

I would agree to a point, but people with a more situational depression/anxiety generally don't go all medieval on their spouse (multiple times), scream, yell, insult, etc.  She exhibits troubling traits.  She's even with Leida (who I also believe is mentally unstable) and I'd like to see both of them sent back where they came from.  I can't stand either of them, and the sooner they go away, the better.  If Larissa is on Happily Ever After, I will refuse to watch.  I just don't find domestic violence funny.

I agree with this, but I'm not sure if Larissa actually had anxiety and depression or if she was just a garden variety fame whore.  The truth about reality TV is the crazier you act, the more screen time you get and the more seasons of 90 Day Fiancé you get to be on.  The Dani and Mo saga dragged on for a few seasons because it was a shitshow as was Nicole and Azan.  But a couple like Kyle and Noon (and I had to look them up because I forgot their names) only lasted a season because they weren't a shitshow.

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Cousin John is saying on his IG that he lost his business, his house, his good name, etc.... but he has a good cup of coffee so he'll be alright.  then he makes jabs at Larissa for being divorced.  This guy is a loser.  I guess his business went south because of his work ethic and behavior on the show and he advertised who he worked for constantly .  Instead of being grateful he still has a wife that is standing by his gross side and that his kids are alright and looking for a new job, he's instead focusing on Larissa (who I am sure doesn't even care except to laugh at his bad fortune).

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7 hours ago, doyouevengohere said:

Cousin John is saying on his IG that he lost his business, his house, his good name, etc.... but he has a good cup of coffee so he'll be alright.  then he makes jabs at Larissa for being divorced.  This guy is a loser.  I guess his business went south because of his work ethic and behavior on the show and he advertised who he worked for constantly .  Instead of being grateful he still has a wife that is standing by his gross side and that his kids are alright and looking for a new job, he's instead focusing on Larissa (who I am sure doesn't even care except to laugh at his bad fortune).

He seemed to be one of those weird guys that like secretly wanted to sleep with Larissa but had to much pride to "buy a wife". 

I try not to laugh at the misfortune of others, but why would you act like a raging asshole on TV while wearing your company logoed polo shirt ALL THE TIME?  Like no dude, all publicity is not good publicity.

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Watching "Colt & Larissa, the cluster f so far", geeeze Lar complains about everything and appreciates nothing! that too tight leather skirt might explode off her & hurt some one! Its stuck in all her hip rolls 

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On 5/6/2019 at 1:14 AM, MrFluffy said:

Good heavens. This poor girl, who speaks perfectly good English, tacks an "eeeee" onto every noun. She is certifiably insane. It's really obvious sorta legal prostitution, and if Colt really does have a reasonably good job, he can find an American ho in Nevada. It couldn't be worse than this one!

Can't wield the power of the green card over an American ho!  American women, especially the ones that are out of colts league probably wouldn't be okay with any aspect of his lifestyle.

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Alright. This post will get me no love but dammit. I'm gonna come right out and say it.

After seeing Colt's sweet, romantic date with his motherwife, where he called her "my dear" as he gallantly held the door open for her, they sipped margaritas together, excitedly trash-talked Dark Times Larissa, shared intimate communion commiserating, confided in each other cackling with broad smiles and twinkles in their eyes... after

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COLT HELD DEBBIE'S HAND and CARESSED ITS SIDE by STROKING IT GENTLY WITH HIS THUMB

and my eyes popped and dangled from their sockets... there can be no doubt left...

  • This relationship has been consummated.
  • Colt knows his mother in the biblical sense of the word.
  • Colt has scratched Debbie's itch.
  • Debbie has given him practical lessons in the birds and bees.
  • They have packed each others lunches.
  • There is special sauce in that bith phtew.
  • The flow of milk has never been interrupted.
  • Colt has spelunked the original cave.
  • Debbie wears Colt's shirts just like when they started to date and she didn't have extra clothes when she visited him and stayed overnight.
  • Debbie told Colt she wouldn't put out until the side piece was gone.

There's no way they didn't French kiss in the car on the way home and make out like teenagers. Do not leave the rest to my imagination.

I'm not even joking.

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5 minutes ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Alright. This post will get me no love but dammit. I'm gonna come right out and say it.

After seeing Colt's sweet, romantic date with his motherwife, where he called her "my dear" as he gallantly held the door open for her, they sipped margaritas together, excitedly trash-talked Dark Times Larissa, shared intimate communion commiserating, confided in each other cackling with broad smiles and twinkles in their eyes... after COLT HELD DEBBIE HAND AND CARESSED ITS SIDE BY STROKING IT GENTLY WITH HIS THUMB and my eyes popped and dangled from their sockets... there can be no doubt left...

  • This relationship has been consummated.
  • Colt knows his mother in the biblical sense of the word.
  • Colt has scratched Debbie's itch.
  • Debbie has given him practical lessons in the birds and bees.
  • They have packed each others lunches.
  • There is special sauce in that bith phtew.
  • The flow of milk has never been interrupted.
  • Colt has spelunked the original cave.
  • Debbie wears Colt's shirts just like when they started to date and she didn't have extra clothes when she visited him and stayed overnight.
  • Debbie told Colt she wouldn't put out until the side piece was gone.

There's no way they didn't French kiss in the car on the way home and make out like teenagers. Do not leave the rest to my imagination.

I'm not even joking.

Mommy Rabbittron here and this is why I divorced my exhusband. He did this shit with his mother. 

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21 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Alright. This post will get me no love but dammit. I'm gonna come right out and say it.

After seeing Colt's sweet, romantic date with his motherwife, where he called her "my dear" as he gallantly held the door open for her, they sipped margaritas together, excitedly trash-talked Dark Times Larissa, shared intimate communion commiserating, confided in each other cackling with broad smiles and twinkles in their eyes... after

and my eyes popped and dangled from their sockets... there can be no doubt left...

  • This relationship has been consummated.
  • Colt knows his mother in the biblical sense of the word.
  • Colt has scratched Debbie's itch.
  • Debbie has given him practical lessons in the birds and bees.
  • They have packed each others lunches.
  • There is special sauce in that bith phtew.
  • The flow of milk has never been interrupted.
  • Colt has spelunked the original cave.
  • Debbie wears Colt's shirts just like when they started to date and she didn't have extra clothes when she visited him and stayed overnight.
  • Debbie told Colt she wouldn't put out until the side piece was gone.

There's no way they didn't French kiss in the car on the way home and make out like teenagers. Do not leave the rest to my imagination.

I'm not even joking.

I suspect my ex with his sister-wife. And NOT in the Brown's reference of a sister wife if you get my meaning.  I agree with you Toaster Strudel.  I thought so from day 1 in regards to Deb and Colt.

FYI - I saw on FB a few days ago that there are new pictures or video making the rounds of Coletee's peeny.  I didn't look because the last one has scarred my for life.  But I have to say that even Lorena Bobbitt would need a magnifying glass to chop off the teeny weeny. 

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We are conditioned to think of mother-son incest between two adults as too insane to even contemplate. The very idea makes our minds shut down.

But when I see these two, I have to reckon, even the unthinkable might happen somewhere on this planet, and Vegas is as good as place as any.

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On 5/8/2019 at 12:35 PM, greekmom said:

FYI - I saw on FB a few days ago that there are new pictures or video making the rounds of Coletee's peeny.

The last one has slow-motion ejaculation. Debbie is probably holding the camera and doing the editing.

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On 5/8/2019 at 1:46 PM, Toaster Strudel said:

We are conditioned to think of mother-son incest between two adults as too insane to even contemplate. The very idea makes our minds shut down.

But when I see these two, I have to reckon, even the unthinkable might happen somewhere on this planet, and Vegas is as good as place as any.

I have wondered if something similar happened with my cousin's neighbor who 'looked' after her father after he had his heart attack. My mind did go there once. I don't get that with a lot of people and maybe it was just some weird vibe I got (she basically didn't do anything with her life - no job, no anything - and her father died when she was 45 - she was his caregiver for 10 years which I later learned was her doing nothing with her life since high school).

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On 5/13/2019 at 7:21 PM, Toaster Strudel said:

The last one has slow-motion ejaculation. Debbie is probably holding the camera and doing the editing.

Thanks for taking one for the team and watching that so you could report back.

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On 5/13/2019 at 7:21 PM, Toaster Strudel said:

The last one has slow-motion ejaculation. Debbie is probably holding the camera and doing the editing.

Where is that damned projectile vomiting emoji?

Ugh.  Ew.  Yuck.  

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4 hours ago, Kroliosis said:

I hoe this works. Larissa spending her hard earned American dollars on anal bleaching. 🤮😜

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I want a before and after. I refuse to take her word for it.

Amazing that she doesn’t add the extra E’s on any of the words. private partEEs or so pinkEE now!!

I had a flashback to Colts overly pink lips. 

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On 5/13/2019 at 10:21 PM, Toaster Strudel said:

The last one has slow-motion ejaculation. Debbie is probably holding the camera and doing the editing.

Totally, completely, absolutely ashamed of myself for laughing so hard at your posts.   I laughed so hard I woke up the dog!  

I mean, they are so gross, but surely not.  Seriously, surely not. 

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31 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

I never understood this.  

Do people in Brazil think this is a thing here in the USA? 

Is anal bleaching within Larissa’s $200 budget, or is she getting freebies to hawk it on the internet?

Just curious, how do you know your asshole needs bleaching and not just a good going over with a loofah?

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Just now, iwasish said:

Do people in Brazil think this is a thing here in the USA? 

Is anal bleaching within Larissa’s $200 budget, or is she getting freebies to hawk it on the internet?

Just curious, how do you know your asshole needs bleaching and not just a good going over with a loofah?

I am wondering how many people she thinks will be seeing her asshole?  Perhaps a lot?  

DYING at the bolded part!  Laughing entirely too hard.  And puckering a bit at the thought of going at that spot with a loofah.  HA!

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Just now, Natalie68 said:

I am wondering how many people she thinks will be seeing her asshole?  Perhaps a lot?  

DYING at the bolded part!  Laughing entirely too hard.  And puckering a bit at the thought of going at that spot with a loofah.  HA!

Maybe she’s going the Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom route and getting into porn. She’s all about money so it’s possible.  I mean who posts something like that if you aren’t looking to have someone admire it up close? 

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20 hours ago, iwasish said:

Do people in Brazil think this is a thing here in the USA? 

Is anal bleaching within Larissa’s $200 budget, or is she getting freebies to hawk it on the internet?

Just curious, how do you know your asshole needs bleaching and not just a good going over with a loofah?

I swear it's a thing!  I was perusing Amazon last night to see if I could find a deal for a facial bleaching cream with the same active ingredient in the same concentration as what I was Rx'd.

I kid you not, there were a ton of "intimate bleaching creams" that came up in my search and so now Google probably thinks I'm a porn star, so those results will be fun.

But yeah apparently people are into it and buying the stuff.

I'm not sure why Larissa needs or wants to do that, and I do not want to imagine what she is doing with Colt that might warrant that.

I'm sure it's a freebie and maybe some money for promoting?

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4 hours ago, RealReality said:

I swear it's a thing!  I was perusing Amazon last night to see if I could find a deal for a facial bleaching cream with the same active ingredient in the same concentration as what I was Rx'd.

I kid you not, there were a ton of "intimate bleaching creams" that came up in my search and so now Google probably thinks I'm a porn star, so those results will be fun.

But yeah apparently people are into it and buying the stuff.

I'm not sure why Larissa needs or wants to do that, and I do not want to imagine what she is doing with Colt that might warrant that.

I'm sure it's a freebie and maybe some money for promoting?

How did she get the job? Did she apply and have to bend over and spread them, demonstrating that she had need indeed for a little anal brightening?

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11 hours ago, iwasish said:

How did she get the job? Did she apply and have to bend over and spread them, demonstrating that she had need indeed for a little anal brightening?

Eww.  Where is the barf emoji when you need it?😗

How this is even a thing is beyond my comprehension.

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On 5/25/2019 at 3:26 PM, LGGirl said:

Most of us knew this before this was filmed.  So stupid.  

Plus Colt knew.  He should have told you. 

Sorry -I didn't know. Now I feel stupid.😳

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14 minutes ago, druzy said:

Sorry -I didn't know. Now I feel stupid.😳

I wouldn’t know except for reading it on another thread. If you only know what you see on the show, you wouldn’t know.

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On 5/23/2019 at 6:07 PM, Natalie68 said:

I never understood this.  

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On 5/22/2019 at 4:03 PM, Kroliosis said:

I hope this works. Larissa spending her hard earned American dollars on anal bleaching. 🤮😜

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I don't know how old her kids are, but I'm sure her kids will be so proud when they are old enough to understand what this is.  I wish I didn't know what this is.

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