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6 hours ago, RealReality10 said:
7 hours ago, Inuksuk2010 said:

 

I think that even dead you could have a better chance with Ted Bundy than you would with Colt.

7 hours ago, iwasish said:

Well, one would think that Ted would be stiffer.......and probably smell better. :)

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John Yates did an interview with Auntie last night and apparently, Coltie stays with his mom  because she's an alcoholic. Obviously this comes from Larissa, but it does make sense. Coltee is afraid that if he doesn't live with her, she'll drink herself to death, fall down, or perhaps drive under the influence, the typical things that alcoholics do. It would explain how she's aged. Yes, I understand that she is 60, but she looks much older. And, it certainly explains Colt's contempt for women. 

It's a very sad thing if it's true, and I hope Debbie gets help, again, IF it's true. Her attachment to her son does seem somewhat pathological. She's a widow, and I cannot even imagine that kind of pain so I don't want to judge her too harshly. But for her sake and for Colt's, I hope she gets help. Alcoholism is not pretty, and it's even worse for people as they get older.

16 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Good Point.  I actually felt bad trying to pass her off on my Canadian neighbors.  I love visiting LOL

However I'm sure she can find some guy to buy her a nice Canada Goosey Expeditiony Jackety….to which again she can do the BJ and then cut up the back of the jacket for some venting.   She can market it for Ski Bunny Kardashian style apres ski.

I gotta bring up Mo here... some adoring fan sent him a Canada Goosey Jackety. He wearing it when he ran out of gas and posted his plight on Instagram.

Funny because I'm sure he didn't use it much in sunny Florida, nor in Texas, for that matter.

He could always sell it on eBay... if anyone wants a jacket reeking of Ax Body Spray?

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I'm not a fan of Debbie, not even a little.  I also don't know a ton of alcoholics.  But she drives all the time and seems pretty sober when we've seen her make breakfast and beef stew.  I don't know.  

She is a sneaky sneak because I absolutely think she shit talked Larissa to John and then pretended to be innocent.  

I think it's possible that this is some line that Colt fed Larissa to justify continuing to live with Debbie.  

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7 minutes ago, RealReality10 said:

I'm not a fan of Debbie, not even a little.  I also don't know a ton of alcoholics.  But she drives all the time and seems pretty sober when we've seen her make breakfast and beef stew.  I don't know.  

She is a sneaky sneak because I absolutely think she shit talked Larissa to John and then pretended to be innocent.  

I think it's possible that this is some line that Colt fed Larissa to justify continuing to live with Debbie.  

More likely Larissa made it up on her own or with her friend Carmen’s help. Probably saw the photoshopped pic of the booze in her purse and ran with it. 

I don’t see any signs that she drinks.

Even if she did talk shit to John, Larissa was a nasty bitch to her, it gave her an outlet instead if fighting with Larissa. 

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Just now, iwasish said:

More likely Larissa made it up on her own or with her friend Carmen’s help. Probably saw the photoshopped pic of the booze in her purse and ran with it. 

I don’t see any signs that she drinks.

Just like she told that Yates guy that Coltee was a Pedophile, then retracted it.

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Anyone know if Coltee and Debbie are doing cameo?  

I know someone who has the same relationship as Coltee & Debbie with his sister.  Naturally I do not want to give money to these grifters but having these people congratulate these other people on their incestuous relationship.

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2 hours ago, iwasish said:

More likely Larissa made it up on her own or with her friend Carmen’s help. Probably saw the photoshopped pic of the booze in her purse and ran with it. 

I don’t see any signs that she drinks.

Even if she did talk shit to John, Larissa was a nasty bitch to her, it gave her an outlet instead if fighting with Larissa. 

 

If you shittalk behind someone's back I think it is what it is, but own up to it if you did it. *

I think that's an issue with Debbie and Colt.  Their moves are so underhanded to me.  Larissa can be a bitch, but she seems genuine and what you see is what you get.  If she has an opinion about you, you'll know it. 

But it's bs IMO to talk smack about someone behind their back and then act innocent when confronted about it. 

I can't remember any specific instances of Larissa being a beeyotch to Debbie before the fight with John.  She didn't want her beef stew and she wanted a more expensive couch. 

She seemed to be most upset.when she got wind of Debbie talking about her behind her back to John.

As to where the drinking thing came from, I don't know.  Colt is very passive aggressive and so I wouldn't put it past him to make stuff up about Debbie (who is 'not an angel') so that Larissa wouldn't ask him to move her out.

* - generic "you" of course

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I can't remember any specific instances of Larissa being a beeyotch to Debbie before the fight with John.

I think she acted like an entitled little snot from the moment she landed in Vegas. Hated the house; didn't want the home cooked meal; just looked down her nose at absolutely everything. 

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2 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Wait,  who is Auntie ? 

She's a lady on You Tube. Do a search for "Auntie's Advice." I haven't had time to watch this one yet, but here is one of her videos:

 

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6 hours ago, RealReality10 said:

I'm not a fan of Debbie, not even a little.  I also don't know a ton of alcoholics.  But she drives all the time and seems pretty sober when we've seen her make breakfast and beef stew.  I don't know.  

She is a sneaky sneak because I absolutely think she shit talked Larissa to John and then pretended to be innocent.  

I think it's possible that this is some line that Colt fed Larissa to justify continuing to live with Debbie.  

I don't think she's an alcoholic, but I think she's a slug with no life of her own or ambition to do anything other than coddle Coltee.

 

Eric, on the other hand, has all appearances of being a semi-functional alcoholic.

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3 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

I think she acted like an entitled little snot from the moment she landed in Vegas. Hated the house; didn't want the home cooked meal; just looked down her nose at absolutely everything. 

The situation with Coltee and his mom is/was unacceptable.  I think she was rightfully appalled at being dragged into the lair of a man-child and The One Who Never Leaves The House, Debbie.  And there's nothing better than a heavy meal of piping hot stew on a 90 degree day in Vegas after a long flight, served in the family's second best Chinette.

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3 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

I think she acted like an entitled little snot from the moment she landed in Vegas. Hated the house; didn't want the home cooked meal; just looked down her nose at absolutely everything. 

Well, like she said, she came from a background where the wife is the "queen" of the house.  So she may have not understood that.debbie was the "queen" of the house.

And if she hated the house she didn't make a big deal of it at all.  She asked about the decor, and I can't blame her those creepy  snowmen and the slot machine in the kitchen would have gotten the side eye from me.

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22 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

The situation with Coltee and his mom is/was unacceptable.  I think she was rightfully appalled at being dragged into the lair of a man-child and The One Who Never Leaves The House, Debbie.  And there's nothing better than a heavy meal of piping hot stew on a 90 degree day in Vegas after a long flight, served in the family's second best Chinette.

She knew Colt lived with Debbie. If she didn’t like that set up... don’t get involved any deeper with Colt and move on to the next possible candidate. 

One word I’m sick of hearing from these couples is “love”. Whatever they’re feeling for each other has nothing to do with love. I don’t even think some of them “like “ each other. And Ashley with her obsession with “respect”, tossing out a laundry list of things she’s done for and how much money she’s spent on Jay makes me puke. I’m not feeling a bit of sympathy for poor Ashley, curled up in her hospital bed, having wasted a small fortune on dick and now needing to beg for $$ for medical care. Didn’t she buy it as required by Obamacare?  Or was vacationing and trolling for sex more important? 

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On 1/15/2019 at 8:50 AM, Mrs. Hanson said:

I was always a little leary of a guy who said "X was crazy!!  She was a nutjob!  She was SO NEEDY!"

I dated a guy like that, then unfortunately found out he was the one who caused the women to act that way. He would gaslight me, set me up so that when I got upset around others he looked innocent and that I was the crazy one. Larissa is "fiery", but Colt was there with a match lighting her wick and Debbie was his enabler.

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21 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

I think she acted like an entitled little snot from the moment she landed in Vegas. Hated the house; didn't want the home cooked meal; just looked down her nose at absolutely everything. 

She lost any shred of credibility with me when she told that Yates guy that Coltee was a pedophile, then sent Coltee a message saying that if he bailed her out of jail, she'd admit she lied about it.  I have zero use for Coltee either, but I believe NOTHING she says after that crap.

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@funky-rat 100% agree.  Re: John Yates... I am not a fan of him blowing sunshine up the ass of every cast member, every day.  I've had normal/boring interactions with him, but I can't get with his love for Danielle and Mother Chantel and ugh Jason Hitch.  Just let the Terrible Decision Makers of the Franchise make their decisions without being enabled and encouraged (or discouraged with false support for the sake of an instagram post) away from the public eye.  Zero surprises come from his interactions with Larissa/Coltee.  He knows what he's doing.  I don't think he counted on Larissa asking him to pay his bail.  

He lost me with his plea that he isn't a paid blogger, etc, that he has a real 9-5 job and doesn't post 90DF stuff to get anything out of it, etc... but then posts screenshots of his social media impressions, follower counts, video audience numbers, etc.  Nope.  

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Makes sense. Debbie does look like she hits the bottle hard. Skin has an unhealthy gray pallor and her face is puffy and bloated. She looks way older than her age and in many of the scenes her hair is unkept and she looks so tired. No life or sparkle to dear old Debbie. I can't imagine living with her and Coltee. Larissa has many issues but she deserves combat pay. Coltee and Debbie are gaslighting her and she falls right into their trap. The arguing and drama plays right into all three of their hopes to remain in the spotlight even after the show ends. Their plan is to remain employed by TLC for as long as possible.

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8 minutes ago, RealReality10 said:

Colt is going to be so disappointed if Larissa gets deported and he goes back to being that  guy with giant breasts that is ignored by everyone

Men with giant breasts are rarely ignored by anyone.   Sad as it may be, I can almost guarantee there are dozens of women hitting up Coltee right now on social media in the hopes of becoming the next Larissa. 
"I hate air conditioning too!"  "I have always wanted to live with a guy and his mom"  "I consider myself a sort of bith phtew connoisseur" etc.

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2 hours ago, Drogo said:

Men with giant breasts are rarely ignored by anyone.   Sad as it may be, I can almost guarantee there are dozens of women hitting up Coltee right now on social media in the hopes of becoming the next Larissa. 
"I hate air conditioning too!"  "I have always wanted to live with a guy and his mom"  "I consider myself a sort of bith phtew connoisseur" etc.

I am sure he will insist his new bride re-use the Goodwill dress, of course which hasn't been cleaned.

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4 hours ago, Drogo said:

Men with giant breasts are rarely ignored by anyone.   Sad as it may be, I can almost guarantee there are dozens of women hitting up Coltee right now on social media in the hopes of becoming the next Larissa. 
"I hate air conditioning too!"  "I have always wanted to live with a guy and his mom"  "I consider myself a sort of bith phtew connoisseur" etc.

That 15 minutes of fame would be a tough sell. Fame is not worth it. But you are right. Plenty of women wanting to be the new Larissa. I would rather be single.

i wouldn’t be keen on beef stew if I had flown 14 hours, was overtired and nauseous, got a ride to my new home in a hot desert city in a vehicle with no air conditioning and little air movement except a window. I would also want a nap for a few hours and then maybe something light to eat - like a sandwich and salad or soup.

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1 hour ago, magemaud said:

A new twist on the 90 Day franchise, "Colt and Larissa: Unhappily Ever After" (of course you can substitute several couples' names who didn't work out) 

Better yet: "Colt and Debbie: Happily Ever After" .

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Does anyone know if Larissa's friend Carmen, the one she stays with now in Vegas was at her wedding? There were so few guests there but I don;t think I saw her BF ? They seem so close right now, I guess it was just luck that Larissa met the love of her life Coltee online and he lived in the same city as her BF?

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On 1/17/2019 at 3:58 PM, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I am sure Coltee made his living arrangements sound far more appealing to Larissa... yeah my mother lives with me but she has her own floor, we only share a kitchen and a slot machine.  She cooks and cleans for me and Larissa is probably thinking.. oh yeah in Brazil she saw episodes of Brady Bunchy and thought she was more like Alicey. 

 

Oh and read on another site that there were conflicting reports on Ashley's recent hospital stay- the details of such.. will try and find out more

I am not sure about Brazilian culture but it's widespread around the world that an unmarried man living with family would need no further explanation. It is the assumed norm of  family relationships. It may be America with Eric's kick them out when they are 18 or finish school, whichever comes first, mentality that needs cross cultural explanation 

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On 1/16/2019 at 11:52 AM, NoWhammies said:

Although one would have to assume the jumpsuitee wouldn't be sexy enough for her.

This reminds me of the personal  prison anecdotes Jean Harris wrote about in her two books. The "ladies" would cleverly alter their uniforms to be sexier. For instance, shortening a blouse to show off the midriff. I could totally picture Larissa cutting big holes in the sides of her jumpsuit, slashing the neckline, and taking in all the seams for a sexy body hugging look. "And you too can have my look!" 

I agree with an upthread post that Larissa would be successful as a LV casino cocktail waitress. A little smile, not a big toothy smile, quick & cute suggestive innuendo, only if the customer started it, and finally a nice big tip.

I wonder if she could pull this off, or would she be a type to start a boring rant about her lousy home life, MIL, mental health, oh poor me ad nauseam. 

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So, Larissa is still begging for money because GFM refused her payout?

I think her first GFM was listed for legal services and bail money.

What if they open another GFM for setting up new house expenses??? 

 

Yall know I hate a stupid GFM.  But, a lot of people did donate because they think she is a funny nutty girl that gave us one of the better seasons of 90 Day Fiance.  

 

I think Larissa & Colt, Mo & Danielle and Penguin Guy & Annie lit the Show!

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On 1/12/2019 at 3:44 PM, configdotsys said:

LOL! Colteeee is crying on instagram now. He posted pics of her packed stuff and this:

I don’t understand my soon to be ex wife. She comes to America with literally nothing. The suitcases she used for travel I provided for her. On her arrival I already had clothes waiting for her to wear and everything she needed to start a basic life in America. Over the course of months I continued to provide for her, gave her shelter, food, and supported her wants and dreams. When she wanted a dress or makeup I bought it for her. When she wanted to take ESL classes I found a class for her and drove her. When she wanted to go to a gym I took her to every gym in town and eventually she joined two gyms simultaneously. When she needed a doctor, lawyer, therapist I would always do what I could for her. My sole mission since her arrival was to see that she was happy, taken care for and nurtured. When she wanted to start her business I gave her a thousand dollars just to start. Every time she was in trouble, I was there.

She couldn't even buy a fucking couch. He is such a psycho. He is also posting receipts from all the stuff he bought her.

<picks jaw up off of floor and tries to reattach it>

Well, now we know.  Those awful tight, revealing dresses were all Coltee (not that she wouldn't have chosen something similar on her own); he thinks it's fulfilling "wants" to provide shelter, food and medical care for his fiancee who is dependent on him for everything.  Why does this remind me of Steven demanding to be thanked for all he did for Olga?  He went out of his way apparently to take her to ESL classes.  What a gem he is.

So.  Not only is Larissa completely under Coltee and Debbie's thumbs regarding expensive purchases, like a couch or a car, but she wasn't even allowed to choose her own wardrobe?  If she didn't start out BSC, it's no wonder she ended up that way.

I have no idea whose fault the DV was, and I honestly don't care.  They clearly don't belong together, and she will be much better off back in Brazil than living the life Coltee is willing (grudgingly) to provide for her.  I still like her: I think she's funny and smart, and I'm sorry her experience in the US has been so awful.  But she needs to get out of town.

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On 1/16/2019 at 7:25 PM, Frozendiva said:

However I'm sure she can find some guy to buy her a nice Canada Goosey Expeditiony Jackety….to which again she can do the BJ and then cut up the back of the jacket for some venting.   She can market it for Ski Bunny Kardashian style apres ski.

No!

We gave you Justin Bieber and now you need Larrissaa!

Bless her heart!

On 1/18/2019 at 1:37 PM, Drogo said:

Men with giant breasts are rarely ignored by anyone.   Sad as it may be, I can almost guarantee there are dozens of women hitting up Coltee right now on social media in the hopes of becoming the next Larissa. 

Maybe he can be on Dr Pimple Popper and then Coltee and Danielle can get together and compare strange smells

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whatever the reason is, debbie needs to be in assisted living.

On 1/19/2019 at 6:49 PM, Mothra said:

<picks jaw up off of floor and tries to reattach it>

Well, now we know.  Those awful tight, revealing dresses were all Coltee (not that she wouldn't have chosen something similar on her own); he thinks it's fulfilling "wants" to provide shelter, food and medical care for his fiancee who is dependent on him for everything.  Why does this remind me of Steven demanding to be thanked for all he did for Olga?  He went out of his way apparently to take her to ESL classes.  What a gem he is.

So.  Not only is Larissa completely under Coltee and Debbie's thumbs regarding expensive purchases, like a couch or a car, but she wasn't even allowed to choose her own wardrobe?  If she didn't start out BSC, it's no wonder she ended up that way.

I have no idea whose fault the DV was, and I honestly don't care.  They clearly don't belong together, and she will be much better off back in Brazil than living the life Coltee is willing (grudgingly) to provide for her.  I still like her: I think she's funny and smart, and I'm sorry her experience in the US has been so awful.  But she needs to get out of town.

those two bring out the worst in each other. colt wanted an exotic trophy wife. I don't think larissa knew what she was in for. he never explained what his life in vegas was like to her. and I think all of this builds up and larissa explodes.

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debbie needs to be in assisted living.

Why? Assisted living is for people who need, well... assistance with activities of daily living. From what we have seen, Debbie is perfectly capable of living independently.  A retirement community would be great for her though - I think she would enjoy lots of activities with her peers.

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WHERE to begin, Once Upon a Time in La Favela de la Can’t Find One Size Larger Ever😂🤭 this little, ain’t-her-first-battery-rodeo Queen (any one of the 3 you’re still probably right) was born. 

1) She was picked up at the airport. Bitch be grateful.

2) Vegas and Brazil are the same temperature, just the humidity is different. Shut up already. Put the weeendow proper. 

3) Fishing for compliments with a telephone pole will get you no where. Now onto  the second minute😂

Pure judgement on my part, don’t know her, but there’s a pattern, and she fits it fairly well. Debbie, is highly characteristic of many alcoholics, I’m not wasting your time as you all have done a great job with the textbook descriptions. Not to mention both the face and voice of stank scotch and cigarettes. 

I think Colt-yyyyyuh, may at some point, have made an application to Dr. Nowzardian, because he has some traits.  He thinks he’s the bag of chips, but he’s closer to the crust on the queso crock. 

Now, I honestly don’t know who is playing with the full deck but these conditions exist: 

Second arrest for Larissa. If he is found the aggressor, she gets to stay on the VAWA act and can carry on with her “career” in the last two pages of Hustler. 

The arrest came AFTER filing for divorce, after he’s alleged to have cheated on her (🙄M’okay Mr.Playboy) and after he very specifically withdrew not only his undying love, but his sponsorship.

Even that is okay. 

Because Flaca Favela “tsk, ju gno, already hhhed a goFundingme page to staying in dis Kuntrree.” Which, if her IG is any evidence, will be a-gone in about 15 minutes if she’s in khuntrol of eeet. One, I can stand corrected, of only 4🤔 divorces in the history of the whole train wreck? 

 

Totes off topic, We have filming permits for feriners every day, no WONDER these people come off with huge chips on their shoulders. They’re unpaid and completely dependent on these asshats for surprisingly long periods of time, Being filmed at all times is a lot harder than it looks, I cannot imagine going through that, not speaking the language, a questionable relationship, boredom, AND social media blast (of which I am a part) I’m humbled they have a brain cell left. (I still hate Johnna more😂)

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1 hour ago, Aculifter said:

 One, I can stand corrected, of only 4🤔 divorces in the history of the whole train wreck? 

~Officially Divorced:

1) Chelsea and Yamir

2) Dinyell and Muhammit

3) Molly and Luis

4) Jason and Cassia

~Possibly soon to be divorced (currently separated):

Jay and Ashley (if she ever decides)

John and Fernanda

~In the process of divorcing:

Coltee and Larissa

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Serious question for the men in the group.

Understanding that no one on the face of the planet wants to be in a position to give constant compliments and affirmations....IF you were saddled with a partner that wanted constant compliments and adoration, and it made then feel better for whatever reason, would you prefer they come out and ask for them or just keep it to themselves and maybe get a little passive aggressively upset about it every once in a while?

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15 minutes ago, RealReality10 said:

Serious question for the men in the group.

Understanding that no one on the face of the planet wants to be in a position to give constant compliments and affirmations....IF you were saddled with a partner that wanted constant compliments and adoration, and it made then feel better for whatever reason, would you prefer they come out and ask for them or just keep it to themselves and maybe get a little passive aggressively upset about it every once in a while?

Not a man, but I dated a man that needed constant reminders of how smart he was, etc.  It was exhausting, and I ended the relationship.

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The thing about this show and others like it, when the show gets ratings, production wants to amp it up for higher ratings. The interview these couples and put the worst of the worst on TV in the hopes people will tune in for a train wreck.

The couples get a little fame by being on TV and they want more. So they ramp up the drama.

I’ve already read about suicides from other reality shows, this is going to start getting to the point I won’t want to watch anymore. Larissa needs to go back to her home country and her children.

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