Colt & Larissa & Debbie: Me, You, and Bith Phtew

[Kareem]

Wow. She started it and then went into her speech.  Must be hereditary.  Seems Pedro showed up in a great mood...

[magemaud]

Chantel obviously didn’t like Pedro telling Colt, “if you want to be happy, get a divorce!” 

[doyouevengohere]

I haven't even tuned in for the past two episodes (just read re-caps I'm so over these people), but I'm there for the tell-nothing.  I hope the family Chantel shows up to rip out Colt's weave.... I mean this is the kind of person they need to be sticking up for Chantel to and throwing chicken and light fixtures at, not her husband. And Chantel is going to tell someone to "leave and cleave", um honey if you followed that you and Pepi would have no problems at all so yes, she needs to shut up. And I have no love for Larissia, but I'm there to see her dangle her boy toy in front of disgusting Colt (major upgrade for her). Also I want Nickel to get yelled at, by someone; PLEASE.

Edited July 20, 2019 by doyouevengohere

[magemaud]

I can’t wait to see Coltee trying to act all bad-ass in that fight. His potty mouth must have been inspired by Ashley. Who will get bleeped the most? 

And please, I want to see EVERYBODY gang up on Baby Beluga! 

[bobalina]

28 minutes ago, magemaud said:

28 minutes ago, magemaud said:

And please, I want to see EVERYBODY gang up on Baby Beluga! 

I want Azan to tell her he's married.

[happy hobo]

12 hours ago, magemaud said:

And please, I want to see EVERYBODY gang up on Baby Beluga! 

.......and tear into Debbie!!!

[RealReality]

Colt is a shady bitch!

[Persnickety1]

7 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Colt is a shady bitch!

Well, but he isn't wrong...he should have just kept that shit to himself  😄 

[RealReality]

Just now, Persnickety1 said:

Well, but he isn't wrong...he should have just kept that shit to himself  😄 

That's exactly what I thought.  It pains me to agree with him, but there it is...broken clock....twice a day and all. 

[Persnickety1]

11 minutes ago, RealReality said:

That's exactly what I thought.  It pains me to agree with him, but there it is...broken clock....twice a day and all. 

Even the blind squirrel known as Colt-y finds the occasional acorn, right?  😄 😄 😄  

He's an arrogant pompous ass, though, so I'm glad he's taking some heat.  

Edited July 26, 2019 by Persnickety1

[Gobi]

I maintain that Coltee was tipsy, if not outright drunk for the Tell Nothing.

[magemaud]

Now Larissa is a spokesperson/model for an online florist? Too funny!

edited to add: I see Chantel is also showing off her bouquet from the same company although her pose is much less provocative. 

Edited July 27, 2019 by magemaud

[magemaud]

And just one more, where she gives credit to everyone involved in her new look. I’m sure the work was done for free in exchange for the advertising 

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

And just one more, where she gives credit to everyone involved in her new look. I’m sure the work was done for free in exchange for the advertising 

That level of grooming takes far too much time for me.  But good on Larissa for hustling to get what she wants for free and maybe even making a few bucks on advertising.

[Teri313]

I hope her children get to see how their mom is doing.

[watchingtvaddict]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

Now Larissa is a spokesperson/model for an online florist? Too funny!

edited to add: I see Chantel is also showing off her bouquet from the same company although her pose is much less provocative. 

This looks like Colt and Debbie's house! The stairs where she proclaimed "Who is against the queen will die!" 

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, watchingtvaddict said:

This looks like Colt and Debbie's house! The stairs where she proclaimed "Who is against the queen will die!" 

I thought so, too, but I recently re-watched the scene in Carmen's house and she has the same type of stairway. The exteriors of the two houses are also kind of similar and at first I called producer shenanigans but they are not the same.  

[Elizzikra]

2 hours ago, watchingtvaddict said:

This looks like Colt and Debbie's house! The stairs where she proclaimed "Who is against the queen will die!" 

My husband bought me a coffee mug that says “He who is against the queen will die” for our anniversary...

[RealReality]

5 hours ago, magemaud said:

Now Larissa is a spokesperson/model for an online florist? Too funny!

edited to add: I see Chantel is also showing off her bouquet from the same company although her pose is much less provocative. 

No tea, no shade but her description of how these flowers are transported sounds incredibly wasteful and bad for the environment.  I'm no hippie, but it seems unnecessarily wasteful.

Also, maybe it's the makeup or the fillers or Photoshop or all three, but Larissa looks so different.  Not bad, she still looks pretty.  She just looks so different. 

[happy hobo]

On 7/21/2019 at 9:54 AM, magemaud said:

And please, I want to see EVERYBODY gang up on Baby Beluga! 

.......and tear into Debbie!!!

On 7/27/2019 at 4:15 PM, magemaud said:

Now Larissa is a spokesperson/model for an online florist? Too funny!

edited to add: I see Chantel is also showing off her bouquet from the same company although her pose is much less provocative. 

Is it just me or does she really need some personal waxing?

[iwasish]

On 7/27/2019 at 6:30 PM, Teri313 said:

I hope her children get to see how their mom is doing.

I doubt they’ll recognize her. 

[iwasish]

21 hours ago, RealReality said:

No tea, no shade but her description of how these flowers are transported sounds incredibly wasteful and bad for the environment.  I'm no hippie, but it seems unnecessarily wasteful.

Also, maybe it's the makeup or the fillers or Photoshop or all three, but Larissa looks so different.  Not bad, she still looks pretty.  She just looks so different. 

That staircase looks like the one in Colts townhouse. 

[greekmom]

Colt is a Pussy shirts would sell big time

[magemaud]

It’s aliiiiiiive! 

[happy hobo]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

It’s aliiiiiiive! 

Going for the Frankenstein look?

[magemaud]

3 hours ago, iwasish said:

That staircase looks like the one in Colts townhouse.

Colt’s staircase makes a turn to the right at the landing. This one turns 180 degrees at the landing. 

[Cherrio]

51 minutes ago, magemaud said:

It’s aliiiiiiive! 

He is walking to the 600 lb. life set or rather waddling.

[happy hobo]

31 minutes ago, Cherrio said:

He is walking to the 600 lb. life set or rather waddling.

 "Putting on the Shitz..."

[magemaud]

Will we be subjected to the requisite shower scene? 

Ow, mah laygs! 

[Christina]

On 7/15/2019 at 12:31 PM, greekmom said:

And please do not tell me that Colt was abused by Larissa in the sense of actual abuse.

Larissa tried to kick Colt off the bed and ended up kicking him in the groin, which then swelled. She busted a framed wedding photo over his head causing cuts and bruises. She was beating him in the back and legs with something as she tried to force him out of the bedroom leaving bruises. She did all of those things before the first DV arrest and detailed it on her Instagram in response to a question about why she was surprised that Colt called 911. She said that it was because she was merely slapping him that time and it wasn't like the previous times. Larissa clearly doesn't think it is REAL abuse, but I do.

She later said that Debbie was tipping people off about how awful a person Larissa is and therefore, those people didn't like her. She also accused Debbie of hiding video and recording devices in an attempt to catch her doing something to get deported. If that were true, Debbie would have had plenty of proof of her abusing him and would have used it. Larissa got upset with the production team because she thought they were helping cover for Debbie. 

I didn't want to copy your entire post, but the source for that list is Larissa, who likes to fight and answer fan questions on her Instagram account. Eventually, she erases the negative comments so she doesn't get banned since she advertises with it. She is completely unhinged, suffers from an un- or under- treated mental illness, which she only calls "extreme anxiety," had a few ER visits because of it, and was having trouble getting her meds filled. At the time this second season was filming, Larissa was clearly in a mental health crisis and I find the show not walking away to be despicable. The situation was spiraling out of control and it was only a matter of time before she seriously hurt Colt or Debbie because she was not rational.

I also do not think Colt is innocent in the failure of their marriage, but she lost any higher ground when she became abusive, did not try and treat her mental illness (which is not a quick fix), claimed she caught Colt looking at kiddie porn and that is why the third DV arrest fight started and tried to injure herself and blame it on him. Colt is lucky that the cops looked through his electronics and didn't go scorched earth about it, landing him in jail and labeled for life. 

Personally, I think she should be criminally charged with Domestic Terrorism and deported for releasing Colt's penis video. It's something you can never unsee and I feel terrorized.

[Honey]

I think it was someone in the Reddit thread, who said that Colt trying to get by in Brazil, would make Pole look like Bear Grylls

[winsomeone]

Does Colt have to support her now for 10 years? Who decides how much a month if so? The government?

[RealReality]

5 hours ago, Christina said:

Larissa tried to kick Colt off the bed and ended up kicking him in the groin, which then swelled. She busted a framed wedding photo over his head causing cuts and bruises. She was beating him in the back and legs with something as she tried to force him out of the bedroom leaving bruises. She did all of those things before the first DV arrest and detailed it on her Instagram in response to a question about why she was surprised that Colt called 911. She said that it was because she was merely slapping him that time and it wasn't like the previous times. Larissa clearly doesn't think it is REAL abuse, but I do.

She later said that Debbie was tipping people off about how awful a person Larissa is and therefore, those people didn't like her. She also accused Debbie of hiding video and recording devices in an attempt to catch her doing something to get deported. If that were true, Debbie would have had plenty of proof of her abusing him and would have used it. Larissa got upset with the production team because she thought they were helping cover for Debbie. 

I didn't want to copy your entire post, but the source for that list is Larissa, who likes to fight and answer fan questions on her Instagram account. Eventually, she erases the negative comments so she doesn't get banned since she advertises with it. She is completely unhinged, suffers from an un- or under- treated mental illness, which she only calls "extreme anxiety," had a few ER visits because of it, and was having trouble getting her meds filled. At the time this second season was filming, Larissa was clearly in a mental health crisis and I find the show not walking away to be despicable. The situation was spiraling out of control and it was only a matter of time before she seriously hurt Colt or Debbie because she was not rational.

I do not follow anyone on social media for a number of reasons.  However it strikes me that if Larissa was having to kick Colt out of a bedroom it may have been because he was pushing her to have sex when she didn't want to and I don't go for that.  

On the show, we have seen him enter a room as he is knocking and then insist that he has the right to be in there even when asked to leave because he pays the bills, so him refusing to get out of Larissa's space and demanding sex seems like something that could happen.

Its often easy to dismiss someone with mental health issues, particularly when the other party is super calm.  She can have a mental health issue and still be wronged by Colt.

Edited July 29, 2019 by RealReality

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, winsomeone said:

Does Colt have to support her now for 10 years? Who decides how much a month if so? The government?

As I understand it, the K1 Visa means that if the sponsored person gets on government assistance the sponsoree has to reimburse the government for the costs.  Colt would have more likely had to give Larissa money as part of a divorce settlement.  The money Colt got from sharp/TLC represents the money for Larissa's appearances as well as his so she should get part of that money.

[happy hobo]

6 hours ago, Christina said:

Larissa tried to kick Colt off the bed and ended up kicking him in the groin, which then swelled. She busted a framed wedding photo over his head causing cuts and bruises. She was beating him in the back and legs with something as she tried to force him out of the bedroom leaving bruises. She did all of those things before the first DV arrest and detailed it on her Instagram in response to a question about why she was surprised that Colt called 911. She said that it was because she was merely slapping him that time and it wasn't like the previous times. Larissa clearly doesn't think it is REAL abuse, but I do.

She later said that Debbie was tipping people off about how awful a person Larissa is and therefore, those people didn't like her. She also accused Debbie of hiding video and recording devices in an attempt to catch her doing something to get deported. If that were true, Debbie would have had plenty of proof of her abusing him and would have used it. Larissa got upset with the production team because she thought they were helping cover for Debbie. 

I didn't want to copy your entire post, but the source for that list is Larissa, who likes to fight and answer fan questions on her Instagram account. Eventually, she erases the negative comments so she doesn't get banned since she advertises with it. She is completely unhinged, suffers from an un- or under- treated mental illness, which she only calls "extreme anxiety," had a few ER visits because of it, and was having trouble getting her meds filled. At the time this second season was filming, Larissa was clearly in a mental health crisis and I find the show not walking away to be despicable. The situation was spiraling out of control and it was only a matter of time before she seriously hurt Colt or Debbie because she was not rational.

I also do not think Colt is innocent in the failure of their marriage, but she lost any higher ground when she became abusive, did not try and treat her mental illness (which is not a quick fix), claimed she caught Colt looking at kiddie porn and that is why the third DV arrest fight started and tried to injure herself and blame it on him. Colt is lucky that the cops looked through his electronics and didn't go scorched earth about it, landing him in jail and labeled for life. 

Personally, I think she should be criminally charged with Domestic Terrorism and deported for releasing Colt's penis video. It's something you can never unsee and I feel terrorized.

Ooo just watching Debbie on the tell-all says this is untrue. 

[Gobi]

On 7/27/2019 at 4:15 PM, magemaud said:

Now Larissa is a spokesperson/model for an online florist? Too funny!

edited to add: I see Chantel is also showing off her bouquet from the same company although her pose is much less provocative. 

Pow is going to be so pissed/jealous when she sees this!

[Rabbittron]

2 hours ago, RealReality said:

 Colt would have more likely had to give Larissa money as part of a divorce settlement.  The money Colt got from sharp/TLC represents the money for Larissa's appearances as well as his so she should get part of that money.

Colt didn't get court ordered to give her any money also  the 90 day fiance only gets paid if they have papers that allow them to work in the US.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Gobi said:

Pow is going to be so pissed/jealous when she sees this!

Pow might be advertising these flowers, too, Chantel is also shown with them on Instagram. 

[RealReality]

45 minutes ago, Rabbittron said:

Colt didn't get court ordered to give her any money also  the 90 day fiance only gets paid if they have papers that allow them to work in the US.

By the tenants of community property (if Nevada is a community property state) half that income is hers in the event of a divorce.  And it makes the most sense because TLC paid to film both fiance's.  Not just Colt.  Not being under court order to pay her the money doesn't change the fact that Sharp wasn't paying just to film Colt but to film them both.

[Toaster Strudel]

14 hours ago, Christina said:

Larissa tried to kick Colt off the bed and ended up kicking him in the groin, which then swelled. She busted a framed wedding photo over his head causing cuts and bruises. She was beating him in the back and legs with something as she tried to force him out of the bedroom leaving bruises. She did all of those things before the first DV arrest and detailed it on her Instagram in response to a question about why she was surprised that Colt called 911. She said that it was because she was merely slapping him that time and it wasn't like the previous times. Larissa clearly doesn't think it is REAL abuse, but I do.

She later said that Debbie was tipping people off about how awful a person Larissa is and therefore, those people didn't like her. She also accused Debbie of hiding video and recording devices in an attempt to catch her doing something to get deported. If that were true, Debbie would have had plenty of proof of her abusing him and would have used it. Larissa got upset with the production team because she thought they were helping cover for Debbie. 

I didn't want to copy your entire post, but the source for that list is Larissa, who likes to fight and answer fan questions on her Instagram account. Eventually, she erases the negative comments so she doesn't get banned since she advertises with it. She is completely unhinged, suffers from an un- or under- treated mental illness, which she only calls "extreme anxiety," had a few ER visits because of it, and was having trouble getting her meds filled. At the time this second season was filming, Larissa was clearly in a mental health crisis and I find the show not walking away to be despicable. The situation was spiraling out of control and it was only a matter of time before she seriously hurt Colt or Debbie because she was not rational.

I also do not think Colt is innocent in the failure of their marriage, but she lost any higher ground when she became abusive, did not try and treat her mental illness (which is not a quick fix), claimed she caught Colt looking at kiddie porn and that is why the third DV arrest fight started and tried to injure herself and blame it on him. Colt is lucky that the cops looked through his electronics and didn't go scorched earth about it, landing him in jail and labeled for life. 

Personally, I think she should be criminally charged with Domestic Terrorism and deported for releasing Colt's penis video. It's something you can never unsee and I feel terrorized.

I don't believe a word of this. It probably comes from Colt who lied about how much he paid for the wedding ring by a factor of 10.

Edited July 29, 2019 by Toaster Strudel

[bobalina]

Not buying for a second that Larissa has mental issues. I think she's a Brazilian hooker who was getting too old for the job, saw what she thought would be an easy mark and went for it. The latest gig I read for her was something at a strip club ( don't know what)

What I saw was Colt knock, not wait for an answer, walk in and say "It's my room too". He should have waited but he was correct in it being his space too.

[RealReality]

45 minutes ago, bobalina said:

Not buying for a second that Larissa has mental issues. I think she's a Brazilian hooker who was getting too old for the job, saw what she thought would be an easy mark and went for it. The latest gig I read for her was something at a strip club ( don't know what)

What I saw was Colt knock, not wait for an answer, walk in and say "It's my room too". He should have waited but he was correct in it being his space too.

Technically yes.  But when you ask a s/o to leave you alone and they won't, it's disrespectful to me. 

Especially since he could technically say this about any area of the house and therefore Larissa can never have a private moment to herself without being subject to colts gaslighting. 

Everytime she wants to remove herself to another room of the house to avoid confrontation and conflict she can be met with "but this is my room too because I pay for it and I'll sit here and poke at you and demand sex until you lose your temper and I can claim my rightful status as victim"

Edited July 30, 2019 by RealReality

[Morrissey]

On 7/30/2019 at 3:30 AM, RealReality said:

Technically yes.  But when you ask a s/o to leave you alone and they won't, it's disrespectful to me. 

Especially since he could technically say this about any area of the house and therefore Larissa can never have a private moment to herself without being subject to colts gaslighting. 

Everytime she wants to remove herself to another room of the house to avoid confrontation and conflict she can be met with "but this is my room too because I pay for it and I'll sit here and poke at you and demand sex until you lose your temper and I can claim my rightful status as victim"

Colt is definitely the type who likes his women to put the lotion in the basket. And even though IMO Larissa is generally unhinged, I'm pretty sure that any person would snap eventually if they had to live with him and Mother. 

[watchingtvaddict]

On 7/30/2019 at 9:46 AM, bobalina said:

Not buying for a second that Larissa has mental issues. I think she's a Brazilian hooker who was getting too old for the job, saw what she thought would be an easy mark and went for it. The latest gig I read for her was something at a strip club ( don't know what)

What I saw was Colt knock, not wait for an answer, walk in and say "It's my room too". He should have waited but he was correct in it being his space too.

Both Colt and Larissa had divorce parties at strip club she is going to be having her birthday party at. I think it's a Las Vegas thing not a "Larissa is a hooker" thing. 

[toodles]

4 hours ago, watchingtvaddict said:

Both Colt and Larissa had divorce parties at strip club she is going to be having her birthday party at. I think it's a Las Vegas thing not a "Larissa is a hooker" thing. 

Vegas is my home and Larissas are a dime a dozen.  Strip  clubs and such hire Z list celebrities to be "guests" at their parties .  

I was watching Jerry Seinfeld on Netflix the other day and he was talking about reality show people.  He said that kind of fame is like canoeing down a flowing river and he said they hear the waterfall but don't see it until they fall over the edge.  

Colt and Larissa will be yesterday's news in a few months and wonder where their 15 minutes went.  I can see them being "special guests" at sleazyer and sleazyer places in a desperate attempt to keep from going over the falls.  It happens all the time here.

[greekmom]

For fuck's sake. Why would you encourage the idiot?

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-colt-music-video-with-cookie-dough-and-mother-debbie/

[Gobi]

24 minutes ago, greekmom said:

For fuck's sake. Why would you encourage the idiot?

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-colt-music-video-with-cookie-dough-and-mother-debbie/

Isn't this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

[Teri313]

Okay, so it's a Colt sticking it to Larissa video. Kind of funny actually. He's terrible in it, but I get the point.

[Mothra]

At some point (after this video was made) Coltee acquired a compression garment for his upper torso, and boy does he look squished.  No man-boobs, but it looks like his body is frozen and inflexible.  Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein.  And at some point he's going to have to get a sports jacket tailored to fit his bizarre body; the one he wore to the tell-nothing had to be wide enough to encircle his waist and child-bearing hips and was therefore enormously too big for his sloping, sad shoulders.

He can't help his body type, imo, and even if he lost 100 lbs (which he could and still not look too thin) I think he would still have mammary issues and wide hips and thighs.  He's like Tiffany, who is a fat-assed woman who is going to stay fat-assed no matter how much weight she loses.  That's just genetics imo and you simply have to learn how to dress to make the best of it--that and lose weight because being fat only makes things worse.

[libgirl2]

1 hour ago, Mothra said:

At some point (after this video was made) Coltee acquired a compression garment for his upper torso, and boy does he look squished.  No man-boobs, but it looks like his body is frozen and inflexible.  Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein.  And at some point he's going to have to get a sports jacket tailored to fit his bizarre body; the one he wore to the tell-nothing had to be wide enough to encircle his waist and child-bearing hips and was therefore enormously too big for his sloping, sad shoulders.

He can't help his body type, imo, and even if he lost 100 lbs (which he could and still not look too thin) I think he would still have mammary issues and wide hips and thighs.  He's like Tiffany, who is a fat-assed woman who is going to stay fat-assed no matter how much weight she loses.  That's just genetics imo and you simply have to learn how to dress to make the best of it--that and lose weight because being fat only makes things worse.

I work with a woman who has a very large behind. She isn't super skinny by any means but the rest of her body does NOT match her butt. I mean she makes the Kardashians look dainty! I feel bad for her because I can't imagine trying to buy clothes!