Catelynn (and Tyler)

[Snarky McSnarky]

Tyler needs to stop tormenting himself and come out already.  It's 2018, not 1958 -- nobody gives a shit anymore.

[StatisticalOutlier]

On 3/31/2018 at 12:16 AM, CaliforniaLove said:

Is this his way of letting us know he's standing in for Kail at her court date in a couple weeks while she decides to extend her stay in Jamaica?

The shirt says "Witt Lowry" (I think, reading between the letters).  Is "witt" slang for "with"?  But he says he's going to represent "my boy." 

[Snarky McSnarky]

Witt Lowry is a musician.

[druzy]

I was on line at the bakery this morning and I opened this thread and that picture pops up. I kept scrolling but it didn't go away because it was quoted. I shut off my phone. I know someone behind me had to see that picture! 

[GreatKazu]

21 minutes ago, druzy said:

I was on line at the bakery this morning and I opened this thread and that picture pops up. I kept scrolling but it didn't go away because it was quoted. I shut off my phone. I know someone behind me had to see that picture! 

????

Sometimes being on the phone is not safe.

When I am in a waiting room, I have to make sure my screen is not visible to others when I am on the forums. 

Edited April 1, 2018 by GreatKazu

[guilfoyleatpp]

My hubs sends me schmexy abs pics sometimes. He's into body building as a hobby, so we're on the same page (I am not into body building as a hobby, I am into sitting on my ass and visiting this snarky snark website). 

The only time I've ever posted one online was when he'd lost a bunch of weight and I wanted people to see how well he was doing (his weight gain and blood pressure were a concern). 

Cate and Tyler definitely remind me of people who profess their undying devotion on social media only to end up divorced or fighting or whatever. The only way that people would know that we have sex was the child that resulted from it.

Cate and Tyler doth protest too much. Less talking, more doing, kids. 

[CofCinci]

5 hours ago, druzy said:

That’s the only cock Catelynn is seeing. 

[CaliforniaLove]

Everything they are saying/doing has nothing to do with what they're saying or doing, and everything to do with the fact that they're doing it in front of everybody. What do they have to say about Farrah's voyeuristic ways again??

[kokapetl]

On 01/04/2018 at 12:38 AM, druzy said:

I guess this is the picture he sent to Cate.

Why is he hiding his Batman tattoos? I thought he was proud of them!

[CaliforniaLove]

I'm still confused about what was going on while these messages were being sent. Were they sitting next to each other on the couch? If Tyler was flipping houses or whatever, why was he randomly twinking out in front of the mirror? Again, that is what makes this all so strange! 

When Tyler wears hats on top of his head, it makes him look like Ensley's father (Jenelle from TM2's daughter).

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

I was thinking the same thing @CaliforniaLove.  Cate was telling him to get home.  He was away from their house posing half naked and posting on SM.  I know I am old, but I don’t get it!

[GreatKazu]

7 hours ago, CofCinci said:

That’s the only cock Catelynn is seeing. 

And she can't grab that one either as that cock runs while she waddles behind it.

[ReadMeLattice]

Maybe at the gym? Or he took it at home and waited to send it to her until he was out and wanting to sext? 

Those are the only non sketchy options...everything else is suspect. 

[druzy]

Sorry- I had to post this picture. Radar is so shady. They used this picture of Cate with the quesadilla.  

[ginger90]

She “leaked” it? Lol

 I wouldn’t pay Tyler to promote a product of mine.

 

[CaliforniaLove]

Awwww. Look at Ty Ty looking as "precious" as ever...

 

 

[Snarky McSnarky]

OMFG -- the child really thinks he's a big time social media influencer.

What about his big "Buy American" pronouncements?  I believe Vitaly is a Canadian company, and highly doubt that any of their overpriced stuff is made in the USA.  Their t-shirts are proudly made in Portugal, per their website.

[GreatKazu]

It looks as if his next passion project is to be a "model". 

[FairyDusted]

Welp......there went those peeps.

[ghoulina]

On 4/1/2018 at 1:12 PM, guilfoyleatpp said:

The only time I've ever posted one online was when he'd lost a bunch of weight and I wanted people to see how well he was doing (his weight gain and blood pressure were a concern). 

I literally just did this the other day! He lost 50lbs. He won't brag on himself, so I'll do it for him. Once in awhile he boast about a meal I cooked or something. But our SM accounts are very private and we have like 30 friends each. Tyler and Cate are very public with these displays. I think it's all for show. 

[Bridget]

Am I the only one who wants to know how much time and effort Cate put into Easter celebrations for Nova?

I mean, we know what the answer is, but after posting pre-Easter photos on social media, where's the follow through? Oh wait.....

[teapot]

10 minutes ago, Bridget said:

Am I the only one who wants to know how much time and effort Cate put into Easter celebrations for Nova?

I mean, we know what the answer is, but after posting pre-Easter photos on social media, where's the follow through? Oh wait.....

What I assume happened is this:

Adorable little Tinker-child finds an egg, opens it and it's empty.  she looks at her parents in utter confusion.  They begin to taunt, "no candy, Nova!  No candy!

she recites "no candy!" back at them, then goes off to bark with the dogs about what assholes she drew in the parental lottery.

[FairyDusted]

I'm guessing they put crackers in the eggs. She's used to that shit. The big egg though....that was an onion!

[SuzWhat]

On 3/31/2018 at 4:42 PM, JocelynCavanaugh said:

She was, however, the first female recipient, so she can be proud of that. ?

I regret  I have but one like to give @JocelynCavanaugh

[Birdee]

43 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

I'm guessing they put crackers in the eggs. She's used to that shit. The big egg though....that was an onion!

Awww, man. We put goldfish graham crackers in Baby Birdee's eggs. But in our defense, she's only 20 months and loves her some goldfishies! 

[TimeToCancelTM]

On 3/31/2018 at 10:52 AM, CofCinci said:

 I doubt Catelynn was one of the first five receivers of that photo. 

Maybe the first ‘female’ receiver.... maybe...

[ghoulina]

3 hours ago, Birdee said:

Awww, man. We put goldfish graham crackers in Baby Birdee's eggs. But in our defense, she's only 20 months and loves her some goldfishies! 

My kids are 9, 8, and 6 and they still get Goldfish. They always have. They get too much damn sugar from other people. I have to do my best to mitigate it. 

[druzy]

Tell Kinko Kathy

[CaliforniaLove]

4 minutes ago, druzy said:

Tell Kinko Kathy

Omg! Cate is gonna need to go to that extra EXTRA special treatment center in Bora Bora! 

[GreatKazu]

10 minutes ago, druzy said:

Tell Kinko Kathy

LYING not LAYING. 

His dog is on the floor next to him? He means the dog is next to the bed.

Tyler is so alone. He is remembering all that free time he had when she wasn't around as he spent hours on his laptop. 

9 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Omg! Cate is gonna need to go to that extra EXTRA special treatment center in Bora Bora! 

Yeah she is. She will read that and start thinking of 101 ways to kill herself. 

[Brooklynista]

36 minutes ago, druzy said:

Tell Kinko Kathy

Guess it’s Tyler’s turn for sleep away camp.

[CaliforniaLove]

11 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Guess it’s Tyler’s turn for sleep away camp.

And I'll be just as surprised at the end if it turns out Tyler has a penis! 

[ginger90]

The comments on that post, omg.  

You are an inspiration, so strong...... yeah that’s why he posted it, for those comments. Good job people!

[alexa]

Given everything that Cate has gone through and the fact that she has been using twitter to compliment him, I found his comments inappropriate for social media.  I am not standing up for Cate or saying he shouldn't feel that way--just saying he knows better than to say that publicly or where Cate can read it.  

[druzy]

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

2 minutes ago, druzy said:

I need a plastic bag to puke in.

[AnythingCanBe]

21 minutes ago, druzy said:

It's disturbingly fascinating to me to try to picture how these social media overshare conversations between spouses play out.  Like are they sitting next to each other on the couch while publicly tweeting deeply personal things to each other?  Do they read it aloud to one another?  Are they even acknowledging any of this in person?  So bizarre.

[GreatKazu]

34 minutes ago, DudeLeaveMeAlone said:

I need a plastic bag to puke in.

Let me get a grocery bag and bring it to you in your bed.?

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

1 minute ago, GreatKazu said:

Let me get a grocery bag and bring it to you in your bed.?

How thoughtful! Too bad I have been up for four hours already, since I am a MOTHER to two children and work full time. I don't think Amber could comprehend either scenario. Or Cate for that matter.

[teapot]

17 hours ago, Birdee said:

Awww, man. We put goldfish graham crackers in Baby Birdee's eggs. But in our defense, she's only 20 months and loves her some goldfishies! 

Boy-child is 27 YEARS old & he *still* loves him some goldfishies!!!  We always have them when he comes to visit!

[GreatKazu]

You all are making me hungry with this goldfish talk.? I have been fasting since yesterday for my colonoscopy. Three more hours to go!

[alexa]

Well, now I don't feel bad for Cate as I stated earlier.  They are both annoying and should keep these conversations to themselves.  lol

[druzy]

[Calm81]

I can picture Cate saying to Tyler at the kitchen table.

Cate: “It’s been hours since you posted that sappy tweet about feeling alone, should I wait a few more hours to give you my sappy reply or would now be more believable?”

Tyler: “Um, do it in about another hour, like 9:17am because nobody will believe you were up at 8am. Don’t forget to mention how funny and strong I am, you didn’t on the last tweet!”

Cate: “ Okay, I finished the tweet - do you want to proofread it?”

Tyler: “No, just surprise me. You know I like surprises.”

Cate: “Sent! Wow! Ty, already 100 likes!! They bought this shit up QUICK!”

Tyler: “Can’t talk right now I’m emailing Radar about doing a “leaked nude picture article” I hope we get a lot of clicks for that - Adsense is high on that website.”

And THAT my friends is love in the social media era!!

Edited April 3, 2018 by Calm81

[mamadrama]

3 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

I can picture Cate saying to Tyler at the kitchen table.

Cate: “It’s been hours since you posted that sappy tweet about feeling alone, should I wait a few more hours to give you my sappy reply or would now be more believable?”

Tyler: “Um, do it in about another hour, like 9:17am because nobody will believe you were up at 8am. Don’t forget to mention how funny and strong I am, you didn’t on the last tweet!”

Cate: “ Okay, I finished the tweet - do you want to proofread it?”

Tyler: “No, just surprise me. You know I like surprises.”

Cate: “Sent! Wow! Ty, already 100 likes!! They bought this shit up QUICK!”

Tyler: “Can’t talk right now I’m emailing Radar about doing a “leaked nude picture article” I hope we get a lot of clicks for that - Adsense is high on that website.”

And THAT my friends is love in the social media era!!

This is probably spot on. 

Other than a FB page for his novels, my husband doesn't "do" Facebook. He has a VERY large following on Twitter but I barely remember that I have an account so we don't interact on there, either. But then, we both work from home and we're with each other pretty much 24/7. We communicate then. My friend's son was complaining the other day about his mom's birthday. She apparently got upset because he didn't wish her a happy birthday" on Facebook. He was like, "Mom, I told you in person when I came over to take you to dinner." That wasn't the same to her, though-she needed her social media peeps to see how "loved" she was. Bizarre. 

[CaliforniaLove]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Yeah Ty, don't let life bring you down! SNAP OUT OF IT!! #mh #stigma #mentalhealth #keepsayingit

[ginger90]

“Don’t let life bring you down.”

Got that, Tyler?

It would appear Cate responded to his tweet before he even woke up this morning. That’s some relationship. 

[MaggieG]

Where's that gif of Roxanne because I caaaaaannnn'tttttttt with these two and their ridiculous social media oversharing.

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Is the time that is on the tweet their time?  Because tyler was in bed at 730pm and cate was already asleep?  And she is awake at 930am but he is still sleeping?  

[poeticlicensed]

All those pics seem to indicate that Tyler has a serious case of "The Beiber".