Catelynn (and Tyler)

[ReclinerTurnip]

Quote

“Ironically ‘Teen Mom’ has had a lot of mental health [issues] that have been covered on a lot of the stories. We really want to do a public thing, possibly with Dr. Drew [Pinsky].

It is intentionally not ironically - these shows select people for drama. 

Quote

“Me and Catelynn have been talking lately about doing an adoption book for kids who are adoptees and for kids who have siblings that have been adopted,” Tyler said. “I think it would be cool to explain to the kids, in their language, how [adoption] works.”

Will this kids' book be written in their hill-billy English as well? 

[Snarky McSnarky]

"Me and Catelynn have been talking lately about doing an adoption book..."

How about working on your grammar before doing so?

ETA:  ReclinerTurnip beat me to it!

Edited April 5, 2018 by Snarky McSnarky

[ginger90]

Since the book will be for children, perhaps they can tell the story of adopting a pig. ? 

[druzy]

4 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

"Me and Catelynn have been talking lately about doing an adoption book..."

How about first working on your grammar?

Or start paying attention to the child you have.

My post merged. 

Edited April 5, 2018 by druzy

[teapot]

14 minutes ago, druzy said:

They are experts on everything. 

I think I'll write a book. I just sneezed. I know what it feels like to sneeze. My book will be about sneezing. 

omg @druzy your so strong for speaking ur truth.  keep being an inspiration to us all!!

[Snarky McSnarky]

#thecruelironyofsneezing

#conqueringsneezing

#kleenexorpuffs

[druzy]

1 minute ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

#thecruelironyofsneezing

#conqueringsneezing

#kleenexorpuffs

Lol! You're the best!

[TipseyGirl]

On 4/3/2018 at 5:06 PM, cheewhiz said:

Gross.  His boobs are bigger than mine...so maybe I'm jealous?  

Mine too. We are both jealous.

[druzy]

12 minutes ago, teapot said:

omg @druzy your so strong for speaking ur truth.  keep being an inspiration to us all!!

It's my Passion Project, there's no stopping me now.

[CaliforniaLove]

What would their adoption book entail exactly? How to find the best "babysitters" for YOUR child for 18 years?

[CofCinci]

Who had “adoption book” in Tyler’s Next Passion Project betting pool?

[TresGatos]

5 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I bet Catelynn thinks morals are giant paintings. 

I bet she thinks they are mushrooms she can put on a 7 point quesadilla.

[FairyDusted]

On 4/2/2018 at 8:31 PM, ghoulina said:

My kids are 9, 8, and 6 and they still get Goldfish. They always have. They get too much damn sugar from other people. I have to do my best to mitigate it. 

Not knocking the Goldfish cuz they are delish. Just mocking Cate and her floor crackers her poor kid gets. Makes me wonder how much she vacuums now.....UGH! 

[Enya Face]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

They are experts on everything. 

I think I'll write a book. I just sneezed. I know what it feels like to sneeze. My book will be about sneezing. 

Ooh! I like this idea! 

 

This morning I woke up hella bloated and had to find clothing for work that I could actually stuff my blimpy self into. I will write a self help best seller called “Totes, I’m Bloats: 5 minutes to crafting a tent for your suddenly fat ass”

[Emkat]

I totally thought the movie reference was about 'The Crying Game' and Tyler cross dressing and a surprise penis. 

[GreatKazu]

7 hours ago, teapot said:

omg @druzy your so strong for speaking ur truth.  keep being an inspiration to us all!!

@druzy is my spirit animal. :-)

[Bridget]

@druzy, 

I’m dying to know which pages will get a “?” feature and how many times you will use ?. Will ? be only on the dedication page? Or, will you use ? on the first page of every chapter? Will ? be the name of your book?

#KeepSneezing

#DontHoldItIn

#InternationalSneezingAwarenessDay

#April5

[druzy]

7 hours ago, Bridget said:

@druzy, 

I’m dying to know which pages will get a “?” feature and how many times you will use ?. Will ? be only on the dedication page? Or, will you use ? on the first page of every chapter? Will ? be the name of your book?

#KeepSneezing

#DontHoldItIn

#InternationalSneezingAwarenessDay

#April5

So far I only have a working title: There's Always a Reason for Sneezing. 

Spoiler alert: I'm interviewing Sneezy Simon Saran today.

[CaliforniaLove]

7 minutes ago, druzy said:

So far I only have a working title: There's Always a Reason for Sneezing. 

Spoiler alert: I'm interviewing Sneezy Simon Saran today.

I have a couple connections at Disney...I could maybe score you an interview with Sneezy of the Seven Dwarfs (he is in kind of high demand though). 

[LBS]

Can you have a chapter called "The Art of Sneezing After 40: Cross your legs and hope you don't pee"?

Edited April 6, 2018 by LBS

[druzy]

1 hour ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I have a couple connections at Disney...I could maybe score you an interview with Sneezy of the Seven Dwarfs (he is in kind of high demand though). 

Thank you for believing in me, I am flattered that someone with so much hustle and heart is willing to help.

40 minutes ago, LBS said:

Can you have a chapter called "The Art of Sneezing After 40: Cross your legs and hope you don't pee"?

That's brilliant! The chapter will include ways of conquering chaos in the midst of a sneeze.

[LBS]

@druzy  loving the low-key Kail references in this.   

[FairyDusted]

Will there be a page on Snarts? I used to laugh at my mother in law.....then it happened! 

[Bridget]

4 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I have a couple connections at Disney...I could maybe score you an interview with Sneezy of the Seven Dwarfs (he is in kind of high demand though). 

@druzy, I also have contacts when you want to turn the book into a musical. I just hope you'll still remember @CaliforniaLove and the rest of us when you're a huge star.

My BFF (since grade 6) is the most talented stage designer in all of NYC. She was actually poached from her job out here to make the move to NY!

When you're ready to win a Tony Award, let me know and I'll send you her info so that you can meet for lunch in the city. 

 

(I won't list her accomplishments because she would kill me, but for all of you Elton John fans: the production company she works for designed the stage, lighting & special effects for the "Grammy Salute to EJ" that is going to be broadcast on CBS later this month.)

Edited April 6, 2018 by Bridget

[druzy]

7 minutes ago, Bridget said:

@druzy, I also have contacts when you want to turn the book into a musical. I just hope you'll still remember @CaliforniaLove and the rest of us when you're a huge star.

My BFF (since grade 6) is the most talented stage designer in all of NYC. She was actually poached from her job out here to make the move to NY!

When you're ready to win a Tony Award, let me know and I'll send you her info so that you can meet for lunch in the city. 

 

(I won't list her accomplishments because she would kill me, but for all of you Elton John fans: the production company she works for designed the stage, lighting & special effects for the "Grammy Salute to EJ" that is going to be broadcast on CBS later this month.)

@Bridget As a teen it was always my dream to do a musical! I thought my teenage dream ended, but because of you my dream may come true! It's never too late.

You don't have to list her accomplishments, I'll read between the lines.

(I'm definitely going to watch that Elton John special, your friend must be extremely talented!)

@FairyDusted there will absolutely be a page on Snarts, I will always put pride over pity.

[druzy]

He's a real man!

[FairyDusted]

Tyler bugs me more each season. He wants to look 14 and act 44 all at once. FAIL

[CaliforniaLove]

REAL parents get the fuck off social media & actually PARENT THEIR CHILDREN!!! Last I checked, parenting doesn't entail parroting your child in a voice that makes you sound mentally challenged. He is such a prepubescent fuckwad.  One more "real" comment from him or Amber, and I am unleashing a wrath on their Twitters, the likes of which they have never seen. 

[FairyDusted]

6 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

REAL parents get the fuck off social media & actually PARENT THEIR CHILDREN!!! Last I checked, parenting doesn't entail parroting your child in a voice that makes you sound mentally challenged. He is such a prepubescent fuckwad.  One more "real" comment from him or Amber, and I am unleashing a wrath on their Twitters, the likes of which they have never seen. 

Oh good! please give us a heads up. I may have to slip up out of my Twitter Cave.

[ginger90]

Who needs ipecac syrup when we have these vomit inducing knuckle heads? 

[druzy]

9 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

REAL parents get the fuck off social media & actually PARENT THEIR CHILDREN!!! Last I checked, parenting doesn't entail parroting your child in a voice that makes you sound mentally challenged. He is such a prepubescent fuckwad.  One more "real" comment from him or Amber, and I am unleashing a wrath on their Twitters, the likes of which they have never seen. 

I'm getting my popcorn ready because you know there will be another post proclaiming themselves to be "real" in 5,4,3,2...

[FairyDusted]

2 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Who needs ipecac syrup when we have these vomit inducing knuckle heads? 

You've that right @ginger90

Just now, druzy said:

I'm getting my popcorn ready because you know there will be another post proclaiming themselves to be "real" in 5,4,3,2...

You KNOW they can't count! #teenmommath thank you @MyPeopleAreNordic

[ginger90]

[FairyDusted]

Not drug addicts. But sober for 5 months? What the ever living fuck?!

[ginger90]

[druzy]

4 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Not drug addicts. But sober for 5 months? What the ever living fuck?!

You're right. She went to rehab for anxiety and depression.

Just now, ginger90 said:

Liar face. #boogietown 

[GreatKazu]

4 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Not drug addicts. But sober for 5 months? What the ever living fuck?!

Now now. You need to quote her tweet correctly. It is But sober for GOING on 5 months. 

Bitch is high. And an idiot. 

I will be back later. I hate to post and run. I only had time to check out one thread. Toodles! :-) 

[FairyDusted]

we will wait @GreatKazu;)

[leighroda]

Every time I start to get the smallest feeling of empathy for Tyler he goes and says something that makes me say “never mind he loves this”. I have no doubt that living with Cate is difficult, and feeling like you are carrying the world is exhausting but I don’t need you to remind me of this every 20 minutes. 

[hoosiermom]

Get your ass back here GreatKazu! I can’t live without your posts!

[druzy]

12 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

Get your ass back here GreatKazu! I can’t live without your posts!

I second that!

[CofCinci]

@GreatKazu - Where did you run off to? The horsie rehab resort?

[CaliforniaLove]

1 hour ago, CofCinci said:

@GreatKazu - Where did you run off to? The horsie rehab resort?

Lol!! I hope so! Then we can all randomly visit at various times & GreatKazu can make us write down what we've learned from her while blaming us for her being there. 

[FairyDusted]

Hell they will keep my ass!?

[monicageller]

[Ladystardust]

54 minutes ago, monicageller said:

How very original of her ?

[Enya Face]

18 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Not drug addicts. But sober for 5 months? What the ever living fuck?!

Right?! I mean, fuck, speaking as a gal who spent  most of her early 20s higher than the motherfucking Goodyear blimp (and it said Ice Cube’s a PIMP!) the wording is all wrong.

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, monicageller said:

B stands for_______________

Boogietown

Bitch

Bastards

no Baths

Binge-eating quesadillas

Big fat mess

Boogers

16 hours ago, hoosiermom said:

Get your ass back here GreatKazu! I can’t live without your posts!

Awwwww I can't live without you and the rest of my preverts around here. :-)

16 hours ago, CofCinci said:

@GreatKazu - Where did you run off to? The horsie rehab resort?

 

14 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Lol!! I hope so! Then we can all randomly visit at various times & GreatKazu can make us write down what we've learned from her while blaming us for her being there. 

lol!!!! That's right. 

Make sure you bring various family members, and any children you bring can lie down on the desert ground and play with the scorpions.

12 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Hell they will keep my ass!?

We can share a room!  

[JocelynCavanaugh]

I guess she plans to keep going by Baltierra after Tyler leaves her. 

[hoosiermom]

I can hear Cate now. “ You can’t leave me Tyler. I have all this B stuff!”