TipseyGirl

He has been firmly "Friend Zoned". But, in my opinion, he was there already.

Yes, Einstein Zack actually DROVE the tractor with Lilah in the bucket. Dumbasses.

You mean you missed Know-It-All Liz explain "Spin the Bottle" and "7 Minutes in Heaven"? You missed Jonah's relationship advice?? For shame.

I'm looking forward to this!

I thought the same. Yummy, tempura that tastes like an ashtray.

Amy was being incredibly obnoxious and rude about those stupid croissants. Just because she brought them as a treat doesn't obligate Caryn to eat them. Besides that, they were huge. Amy needed to STFU and let Caryn eat her fruit in peace.

Well, I don't know about that. The last time Tori was shown controlling Lyla's car via remote, she ran her into a tree, and then laughed and laughed. She is truly a moron.

So I guess Alex is going to take over the dating time tally from Liz. "Ally and I have been dating for almost eight months, 16 days, 4 hours and 23 seconds." He also seems like a stage 5 clinger.

Once again, misspelling the place she is visiting. Never change, Amy. ...and again...

In case you didn't know, Brice, it's all your fault that the relationship didn't work out. Liz tried and tried, but you still failed. Liz is definitely that sour-puss woman's daughter and nothing will ever be good enough for her.

Trent and Amber, and all their children have achondroplasia dwarfism. With each pregnancy, Trent and Amber had a 50 percent chance of having a child with Achondroplasia, a 25 percent chance of an average-height child, and a 25 percent chance the child would inherit the gene from both parents, in which case the child wouldn't live long after birth. Elizabeth and Brice had a 50/50 chance of having an average-height or dwarf child. Liz is most definitely under 4'10".

Mykelti is an attention grabber just like her dumb dad. Tony thinks he is quite the stud being able to get his wife pregnant WHILE SHE WAS STILL BREASTFEEDING. And she CONCEIVED TWINS WITH NO EXTRA HELP!! The fuck?

ALL. OF. THIS. Tori and Zach are assholes for treating Murphy this way. I guarantee you he had no idea why he was being punished, poor baby. Dogs will occasionally roll in stinky stuff, Tori. He is not doing it to piss you off. You have managed to live with Zach all these years, I think you could handle cleaning the stink off Murphy.

Imagine the torture it was for their guests who had to sit there and listen to that shit.

I'm sorry, but were Mauricio's teeth always that big?? Because...damn! He looked like he was struggling to close his lips around them. Ericka Jane is such an asshole. And inquiring how one attains empathy is solid proof. What a dick she is.