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[PityFree]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I wouldn’t risk having a baby with tiny Tim and his boggley eyes 👀 

But maybe the baby would get his sports car!!

[deedee2]

Does sister Zied really believe that moving to America is a sacrifice Zied is making to be with Rebecca? Come on now.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

What from her past, besides her tattoos and 3 divorces, could be too much for Zied's Muslim family to handle?

Did she have sex with a pig?

You mean with Zied?

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

My new tagline is "Don't try to swindle me cuz I like cake"!

It could become the new Mahamit frauded me or don't terrorize me with your pregnancy. 

Edited September 16, 2019 by Gigglepuff

[Armchair Critic]

They say you choose your face or your ass. Angela chose neither!  I look a lot younger but I have always carried an extra 25 pounds, if I ever got really fit I would probably get wrinkles (that's my excuse and I am sticking to it!)

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Did she once swallow a dinar?

And the award for Best Crossover Comment goes to . . .

Edited September 16, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[hula-la]

Think I might need to convince Mr. Hula-la to start apologizing to me with cake. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Or maybe one of her exes is Jewish. 

Nah, I worked with a young woman who was married to a Jewish Man and her parents were kinda hard core.  Like they got annoyed if people were having a beer at Applebee's.

Oh Ben Ben Gentle Ben:  Get home to that sweet son of yours!  NOW!

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Tim is bugging me. The deep voice does not work with those tiny shoulders.

Wait. He hasn't even tried to kiss her??

He bores me.  That is all I have for Tim and Jenniffffer.

[LennieBriscoe]

3 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

What from her past, besides her tattoos and 3 divorces, could be too much for Zied's Muslim family to handle?

Did she have sex with a pig?

Come on, now! Zied washed his hair once!

[deedee2]

1 minute ago, Bryce Lynch said:

There hasn't been a right time for Tim and Jeniffffffer's first kiss?

How about when she was laying in bed with you, practically begging you to screw her?

I don't recall her practically begging. She said he was a pussy, thought he could be gay, and said she wasn't attracted to him.

[VioletNevermind]

Benjamin, that song had better not be your present . . .

[Tuneful]

Beckelah, oh Beckelah, have you met Beckelah?
Beckelah the Tattooed Lady
She has cash that folks adore so,
Una Americana--even more so
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo
Beside it, the Wreck of Three Marriages too
And proudly above the waves
The Red, White and Blue

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I think it was adultery.  Tim, you two will never make a baby as she is not attracted to you.  Sorry, Tim Tim!

She said the secret was from her past.  She’s committing adultery now with Zied.  He just doesn’t know it.  She is such a lying skank.

[Baltimore Betty]

Oh dear, Ben is singing the word!

[sainte-chapelle]

Wtf Ben don't sing please

[Gigglepuff]

Ben sitting and singing hymns off key is straight up weird given the weird circumstances.  

[For Cereals]

He calls that singing?

[Bryce Lynch]

Good thing Ben is studying to be a pastor and not a choir director.

[HappyDancex2]

Wow I've never seen sexual frustrations manifested in neon green post it notes before

[rideashire]

No. Ben, stop. 

Stahp.

[Angry Moldovan]

Benjamin don’t sing, it’s not nice

[Armchair Critic]

Oh crap Benjamin, I don't want to actually feel sorry for somebody on this show

[Brooklynista]

Goof on Ben for praying. He's gonna need the Lord to help him make it thru the rest of this stay in Fidel's house. 

I would lay some bubble wrap around the bed too, just in case.

[Julyolo]

From the look in the eyes of Fidel, this guy needs to stop singing about Jesus's blood and worry about his own blood supply.

[Adeejay]

17 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Stacey’s boyfriend looks like Fievel Mouskowitz

No Fievel jokes, please.  That little mouse was the best baby sitter I've ever had.  When my kids were toddlers, all I had to do was slip "Fievel Goes West" into the VCR and I wouldn't hear a peep for 86 minutes.  Loved that little mouse.

[Bryce Lynch]

Just now, deedee2 said:

I don't recall her practically begging. She said he was a pussy, thought he could be gay, and said she wasn't attracted to him.

She was begging him with her body language and said she couldn't believe he never made a move.

[PityFree]

Ben,  I hope your son grows up and sues you for putting his face/picture on a TLC reality show.

Edited September 16, 2019 by PityFree

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, PityFree said:

But maybe the baby would get his sports car!!

With those narrow shoulders it should be an easy birth... of course she’d have to push that big ole bobble head out first. 

[Cammi]

But why, WHY does Stacy have gold makeup on the tip of her nose? WHY IS THIS A THING? 

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Come on, now! Zied washed his hair once!

Oh SNAP!  Why is she so hot for Zied?  He seems kinda chubby for a man his age, a flat personality and just....ugh.  Smokes that huka a bit much, too.

Please move Unexpected OFF THE AIR and Pillow Talk to 9 central.  Thank you.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Ben sitting and singing hymns off key is straight up weird given the weird circumstances.  

Pole and Coltee territory. Just weird

[JennyMominFL]

I know people think that Jews and Muslims hate each other and honestly, most of the time its not true. In fact, when someone tried to burn down my Temple, it was the Muslim caretaker who put out the fire and saved it,

[greekmom]

Wasn't there any available women in his church or within the church community for vanilla Ben?

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Akinyi is avoiding her brother like the plague, but she cheerfully allows Ben to stay in his home? 

[charmed1]

I’m cracking up at Ben singing those hymns loudly enough for Akinyi’s family to hear, hoping they’ll let him go to his AirBnB. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

I would keep that bible handy there, Ben.  

I miss your son, too!

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

I know people think that Jews and Muslims hate each other and honestly, most of the time its not true. In fact, when someone tried to burn down my Temple, it was the Muslim caretaker who put out the fire and saved it,

In my city, they are very supportive of each other! 

[iwasish]

5 minutes ago, hula-la said:

Think I might need to convince Mr. Hula-la to start apologizing to me with cake. 

Cake is better than chocolate panties. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Wasn't there any available women in his church or within the church community for vanilla Ben?

He has probably made his rounds and came up empty.

[humbleopinion]

38 minutes ago, Horrified said:

You know, I've been thinking about those chocolate panties for weeks because I'm the type to think about chocolate a lot.  I know I'm not breaking any big news here, but those panties are made of crap easter bunny chocolate.  the kind of chocolate even I wouldn't eat.

Oh Honey....

If you are the wearer or chomping down on the edible underpants the last thing you are worrying at that exact moment  is the taste.....

Edited September 16, 2019 by humbleopinion

[Neurochick]

Ben, go home.

Someone please run over Angela and that rats nest on top of her head.

Edited September 16, 2019 by Neurochick

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Mrs. Hanson said:

I would keep that bible handy there, Ben.  

I miss your son, too!

It can be used as armour to keep himself from being killed.

[VioletNevermind]

Poor Akinyi.  I actually like her and think she’s a good person.  She sure deserves better than this yahoo. 

[Andi27]

FIDEL DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEN.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Oh SNAP!  Why is she so hot for Zied?  He seems kinda chubby for a man his age, a flat personality and just....ugh.  Smokes that huka a bit much, too.

Please move Unexpected OFF THE AIR and Pillow Talk to 9 central.  Thank you.

Seconded by me! 

[Armchair Critic]

If I just hear Benjamin's voice it sounds like Coltee....eeeeeeek

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, Akinyi is avoiding her brother like the plague, but she cheerfully allows Ben to stay in his home? 

Kinda like a setup.

[LucyEth]

This is all just weird.  Ben should get out of there, although the people from the show are there so he should be relatively safe.

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Ben sitting and singing hymns off key is straight up weird given the weird circumstances.  

Trying to sing is more like it.  My ears!!!!!!