90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[hisbunkie]

Beta male?  Is that like “alpha male” but European?

[PeaceLily2]

Wake up, Rachel.  She definitely has tics.

[snarkish]

The crickets after Jon's little speech about manhood...this is golden.

[charmed1]

The top that Rachel is wearing is really nice. Are a nice pair of pants and flats too uncomfortable to wear with it? Those 1998 Express, bootcut jeans were my best friends in college, but I didn’t wear them everywhere. I damn sure wouldn’t wear them on television.

Jon sounds like a nut job.

[Gigglepuff]

"I have enough masculinity in me to be a man." What does that mean? He's really hung up on the definition of being a man. 

[pinky33]

Yeah, this is the guy I want to help raise my children. Her older daughter's father should go to court to prevent this dude from ever coming near his child.

[Tuneful]

Here we go again with It's Not Fair, wahhhhh...

How nice that he can have his sleep schedule whenever he wants, free of a J-O-B, and "sleep well knowing [he's] a good person." I'm sure those he roughed up and seriously injured would agree. And his wife said he HAS an anger-management problem, not HAD. 

[Neurochick]

Is Jon Lucy’s dad or what?

[VioletNevermind]

Give me a break, Jon.  Your criminal record prevents you from traveling to the US to be with your “family.”  Don’t lecture us about “real men.”  Have a seat, dumbass.  

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Brooklynista said:

Are we still doing boot cut??

 

I do! In dark wash. Because it balances out my Dat Ass.

[BradandJanet]

A video delay does not add to Jon's overall sharpness. 

[Lillith]

So deny you have a temper by showing your temper. Yeah that's reassuring. Aw sweet baby! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well you can see why Rachel fell for Jon--the wit! I'm dying. 

[Scarlett45]

Lucy has gotten so big!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jon is getting prepared to trek to Mount Doom. He’ll have to take his umbilical cord keepsake with him to fight the orcs.

[Lillith]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Beta male?  Is that like “alpha male” but European?

That there is "Redpill" speak. NOT a good sign. 

[aliya]

I'm a terrible person, but I hate to hear people talking to babies. It's not cute.

[tincansailor981]

Lying ass Slick Rick......

[lucy711]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Beta male?  Is that like “alpha male” but European?

No, a beta male is the opposite of an alpha male.  Jon was saying that he isn't a beta male like other men.  Cause he's tough!

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Lillith said:

That there is "Redpill" speak. NOT a good sign. 

Yeah, total incel/redpill lingo. 

Edited October 15, 2018 by Gigglepuff

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Lol this guy who lives with his mom and has cats.

[usernameG]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Are we still doing boot cut??

I dont think she ever stopped.

[Brooklynista]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

"I have enough masculinity in me to be a man." What does that mean? He's really hung up on the definition of being a man. 

Its the babbling of an angry hobbit. Simmer down Frodo.

[greekmom]

Just now, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Lol this guy who lives with his mom and has cats.

Pole 2.0

[AussieBabe]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Beta male?  Is that like “alpha male” but European?

I was thinking more like beta fish--that are territorial and aggressive. But I digress. He has anger problems. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Are we still doing boot cut??

No. No we're not. Maybe they're au fait in New Mexico? Does Rachel work on a ranch? 

[snarkish]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jon is getting prepared to trek to Mount Doom. He’ll have to take his umbilical cord keepsake with him to fight the orcs.

DEAD!!! *snorting uncontrollably and woke the dog*

[charmed1]

Ricky looks like the green M&M.

[spacefly]

4 minutes ago, PityFree said:

This.  She seems like she could be an evil, evil Mean Girl.

Check out her Instagram, she is as foul mouthed s they come

[Kareem]

Isn't this two hours long? Why are they running them through like on a conveyor belt, and without finding out good stuff?

[hisbunkie]

I would not want to sit below Angela’s boobies. One fast move, they are launched, you are dead or crippled.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Lol this guy who lives with his mom and has cats.

And dresses them up in little outfits! Oh my god. 

[VioletNevermind]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

 

I do! In dark wash. Because it balances out my Dat Ass.

That is hilarious.  Thanks to you, I now have an official name for my own Dat Ass.  ?

[PityFree]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

I'm a terrible person, but I hate to hear people talking to babies. It's not cute.

Baby talk sucks. I hate that.  Besides, it’s better to just talk to babies normally; that’s how they learn to talk properly.

[ALittleShelfish]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

 

I do! In dark wash. Because it balances out my Dat Ass.

Same! I'm a slave for the boot cut.  Me in skinny jeans is not a sight I'd wish upon anyone.  I can't bag on Rachel's wardrobe too much - it's not much different than my own day-to-day wear.  My bf takes me out and I wear my bootcut jeans, doc martens, and a tshirt (albeit a more fitted tee, maybe even a v-neck).  He still thinks I'm pretty.  LOL  My general work attire is jeans and a quarter-zip pullover, so me having a dress or "fancy" clothes is a hilarious thought. 

[RedBagWithMakeup]

1 minute ago, Kareem said:

Isn't this two hours long? Why are they running them through like on a conveyor belt, and without finding out good stuff?

Maybe they are saving time for the big Ang-Rachel brawl.

[iwasish]

Goes to bed at 5am... translates to “when the pubs close I go home and pass out”

[CoachWristletJen]

4 minutes ago, tincansailor981 said:

Lying ass Slick Rick......

I really hope that TLC decides not to pay him. 

They've got a clear cut case for misrepresentation. They don't have to cut his wife him a check.

I know that TLC has refused to pay some of the 600 pounders before because they start the show and then six months later basically just hole up in their houses and eat. Just doin' what they do.

Edited October 15, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[Meowwww]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And dresses them up in little outfits! Oh my god. 

I am happily married and live with my hubby in our nice house.  I would totally dress my 2 kitty girls in outfits if they would let me.  But I don’t want stitches.  

Bought a Packers jersey for our yellow lab.  Put it on her and she got so sad and didn’t move.  

[Kareem]

Apologies during this commercial. I start out three pages behind and never have a chance to say hello, so hello, 'Ronis!  Lovin' your snark.  

[Lillith]

Ugh Ricky. Pendejo.

[AussieBabe]

Icky. Eww.

[Scarlett45]

Side note- I like Shaun’s dress. 

[Bees52]

Whew! You fall down laughing at all the commentary and by the time you get up you've missed 70 posts! ?

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, Meowwww said:

I am happily married and live with my hubby in our nice house.  I would totally dress my 2 kitty girls in outfits if they would let me.  But I don’t want stitches.  

Bought a Packers jersey for our yellow lab.  Put it on her and she got so sad and didn’t move.  

I still have a scar on my arm from when I was six years old and I tried to dress the neighbor's cat in one of my doll's dresses.

Haven't tried it again since.

[PityFree]

 What is going on with Ricky’s hair? He looks like a Kewpie doll.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, SuzyLee said:

Give me a break, Jon.  Your criminal record prevents you from traveling to the US to be with your “family.”  Don’t lecture us about “real men.”  Have a seat, dumbass.  

When I was dating (on JDate after my divorce), if I read someone's profile and they kept kosher I kept it moving along because that is not me and I am not willing to keep kosher, Rachel did not select wisely, she insisted on having a relationship with a man who is not allowed to live the US and that is a way bigger issue than mixing my meat and dairy. 

Why was it easy for me to know which man I should click on but Rachel could not sift thru any of those issues?

How come we have never heard those songbirds sing together?

[greekmom]

Are they going to even discuss the fact that he's married still!?!?

[Meowwww]

Just now, Kareem said:

Apologies during this commercial. I start out three pages behind and never have a chance to say hello, so hello, 'Ronis!  Lovin' your snark.  

Yes.  Ya’ll are fast.  I go to comment and by the time I hit submit, a new page has started.  You are my people.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Ricky. He just gets more douche-y and gross every time.