90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

And Angela wants to be a reality TV star.

An adult Honey Boo Boo.

[PityFree]

The first “it’s not fair” of the evening! DRINK!

[HappyDancex2]

It's not fair #1.

 

DRINK!

[renatae]

Uh, oh. It's already not fair. She needs some new descriptors.

[BradandJanet]

It's just not fair!!! Bring on the wine.

[ALittleShelfish]

It's not faaaaaaaaairrrrrrrr

*does a shot*

[Mierin]

Let's count how many times Rachel says "It's not fair!" :-P

[tincansailor981]

Fuck you Square Head; it is fair since hes a damn criminal.  Stop playing the victim.

[Neurochick]

Rachel should have married Michael, at least he can come to America.  And Michael could meet Trump.

[CoachWristletJen]

Lucy reaching her arms up and saying, "Dada!" So sweet!

[Baltimore Betty]

I swear every look that cute baby Lucy gives looks like she is saying "Oy Vey."

[ALittleShelfish]

someone hand her a fucking kleenex

[PityFree]

Hey, Shaun -  interview the guy he blinded.  See if he thinks it’s not fair.

[greekmom]

FFS Rachel idiot. Get some fucking kleenxes already!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, will someone hand Rachel a goddamn tissue? 

[renatae]

Current status of immigration visa?  NOT FAIR!

[peaceknit]

Shawn, give Rachel a damn tissue!

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Lets drink every time Rachel wipes away tears.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, ALittleShelfish said:

It's not faaaaaaaaairrrrrrrr

*does a shot*

 

I feel like I need 911 on speed dial for the whole thread.

*bites nails*

*knuckles away a tear*

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those are Rachel’s formal jeans.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I say she was already pregnant which is why she did not let him in.

Good theory too.

[tincansailor981]

Shit, here come the tears.  Why didnt you think of that beforehand?  Dumb ass

Just now, ALittleShelfish said:

someone hand her a fucking kleenex

A towel would be better

[Armchair Critic]

Rachel and Jon dress like they are doing yard work, you would think they could find something nicer to wear for TV

[hisbunkie]

Husband, Fat King cup.

[greekmom]

Has Jon even skyped with the other daughter?

[Neurochick]

Shawn’s face  is like, “ you folks are fucked up.”

[pinky33]

Just now, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Lets drink every time Rachel wipes away tears.

We'd blackout.

[Gigglepuff]

Of course Jon can reverse his sleeping hours given his employment status... 

[ALittleShelfish]

1 minute ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Lets drink every time Rachel wipes away tears.

i'm already out of alcohol

[snarkish]

Can we collect a charity to send Rachel a pair of DARK WASH denim jeans?? And, why didn't she leave those boots on the ranch?

[Baltimore Betty]

Jon rearranging his sleep schedule makes me think he has not gotten another job.

[Pepper Mostly]

Please, don't let either Jon or Rachel mention phone sex. 

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Jon the statistician.

[CraftyHazel]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

You mean her in a casual shirt and jeans, yes we will be seeing that one tonight.  And don't forget her signature dance move that consists of a wipe of a tear with a knuckle.

Nah, I mean the bitchy, foul mouthed snot she really is.

[tincansailor981]

1 minute ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Lets drink every time Rachel wipes away tears.

Between its not fair, tears and that stupid fucking laugh, we'll all be drunk as shit in 5 minutes

[Armchair Critic]

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back there Jon

[Gigglepuff]

OH god, now we have to listen to Jon lecture about what it takes to be a man and a father?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, he doesn't have anger management problems?? Girl. 

[PityFree]

Just now, Marmiarmo said:

Nah, I mean the bitchy, foul mouthed snot she really is.

This.  She seems like she could be an evil, evil Mean Girl. 

[Gigglepuff]

He's gonna lose his temper right now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Everyone says they have their anger management under control, until they don’t.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

OH god, now we have to listen to Jon lecture about what it takes to be a man and a father?? 

Yes he broke his back for 2 weeks when he was actually with the baby. Now he deserves a medal.

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Marmiarmo said:

Nah, I mean the bitchy, foul mouthed snot she really is.

 

For a second there I thought you were talking about Lucy and about peed myself.

[Scarlett45]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Of course Jon can reverse his sleeping hours given his employment status... 

I was about to say that. 

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, snarkish said:

Can we collect a charity to send Rachel a pair of DARK WASH denim jeans?? And, why didn't she leave those boots on the ranch?

Are we still doing boot cut??

[CoachWristletJen]

Oh yeah, he's done fighting.... never gonna get into another fight again. 

Nope, not him.

[peaceknit]

Showing your asshole side, aren't ya, Jon?

[BradandJanet]

Jon's been to the pub to prepare for this interview. 

[tincansailor981]

Way to cement your way into the U.S., there Serial Killer....

[usernameG]

I wonder if Rachel would be with him if she didn't have Lucy and was searching for a baby daddy. She probably likes this whole "I am man" schtick that he has....