90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Mrs. Landingham]

Ed is such a fucking derp. 

[Adeejay]

I think Stephanie is going to use her illness to keep Erica at arms length.

[RealReality]

Well, rose, I knew you were gonna have to do this, but at least you held out for a day and ninety minutes.  

[Horrified]

doesn't syphillis cause facial eruptions?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m wondering when will Ed break out in hives without his 1000 count sheets.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Gobi said:

Liar! You never loved us!

I demand an apology cake! 

[kendi]

Oh Rose, why did you show up?? 

Ed talks in extremes, black and white, all or nothing. I can't stand him.

[magemaud]

So Rose shows! 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Big mistake Rose.  You could have ditched Ed and Shoulders, but  noooooo......

What we will do for a tix out of poverty

[JustDuckie]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Ewww, those calve tattoos look so much not good.

Speaking of tattoos, has anyone mentioned Geoffrey's that encircle his man-nipples?? I mean wtf? Are they dueling suns? Rings of fire? Yeesh, those would be a def deal breaker for me. 

[Gobi]

Did he pay? I think he's a little short.

[humbleopinion]

Just now, Adeejay said:

I think Stephanie is going to use her illness to keep Erica at arms length.

Just some vigorous scissoring..no muffing...

[RichiesOlderBro]

Rose & Sojaboy are both keeping their eye on the prize. 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Kroliosis said:

You know she will forgive him. She’s doing this for Prince. The son. Not amazing singer. 

Speaking of Prince, I fell into a YouTube black hole today watching his videos and the For George concert with him, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty and Dhani Harrison plaing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" is the best freaking performance...easily in my top 3. Wow.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rose, he’s not worth it.

I’d rather live in poverty then have sex with that rancid leprechaun. I know I’m saying this as a privileged middle aged chic, but I mean it

[blubld43]

Just now, kendi said:

Speaking of Prince, I fell into a YouTube black hole today watching his videos and the For George concert with him, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty and Dhani Harrison plaing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" is the best freaking performance...easily in my top 3. Wow.

Mine too!  That performance is iconic!

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, JustDuckie said:

Speaking of tattoos, has anyone mentioned Geoffrey's that encircle his man-nipples?? I mean wtf? Are they dueling suns? Rings of fire? Yeesh, those would be a def deal breaker for me. 

They're eyelashes, right?  Like the kind that people put on the front of their car lights?  But on nipples??

[talktoomuch]

Ed and Shoulders is trash. He doesn't even want the test now that he successfully used the threat of it to force Rosemarie to talk about her past. 

[Mary Godfrey]

Stupid Rose. That malignant dwarf will find some new hell to assault her with.

[Kroliosis]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Speaking of Prince, I fell into a YouTube black hole today watching his videos and the For George concert with him, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty and Dhani Harrison plaing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" is the best freaking performance...easily in my top 3. Wow.

Ohhhhhh nooooooo.  Welp know what I’m doing tomorrow 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, JustDuckie said:

Speaking of tattoos, has anyone mentioned Geoffrey's that encircle his man-nipples?? I mean wtf? Are they dueling suns? Rings of fire? Yeesh, those would be a def deal breaker for me. 

All of his ink looks like it was designed by a special needs hamster 🐹 

[DragonFlyzz]

You don’t have her phone number but you think you can find Lana by going to the city where she lives and having a look around ??  Sure that’ll work.

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

And where is Darcey?? 

They're saving her for the last 10 minutes.

[HappyDancex2]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

YOU NEVER LOVED US.

I go dere for you

Anyting you want I could do fo you garl

Baby I will pray fo you

Baby garl I'm een love wit youuuuuuuuewe

[humbleopinion]

1 minute ago, JustDuckie said:

Speaking of tattoos, has anyone mentioned Geoffrey's that encircle his man-nipples?? I mean wtf? Are they dueling suns? Rings of fire? Yeesh, those would be a def deal breaker for me. 

Proper term for areolar art is TITTITOO....

[RealReality]

David chasing his fictional girlfriend is about to get himself disappeared

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Speaking of Prince, I fell into a YouTube black hole today watching his videos and the For George concert with him, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty and Dhani Harrison plaing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" is the best freaking performance...easily in my top 3. Wow.

I saw that too, shamefully I had no idea what great guitarist he was. He just walked out there, kicked ass and made it look good. Blew my mind.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Speaking of Prince, I fell into a YouTube black hole today watching his videos and the For George concert with him, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty and Dhani Harrison plaing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" is the best freaking performance...easily in my top 3. Wow.

I ended up watching “Move Over, Darling” with Doris Day and James Garner. Can’t remember who said it, but some Hollywood type once said that he knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

[Mu Shu]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Big mistake Rose.  You could have ditched Ed and Shoulders, but  noooooo......

I shouldn’t laugh at that, but I did. Hard.

[Kroliosis]

Just now, DragonFlyzz said:

You don’t have her phone number but you think you can find Lana by going to the city where she lives and having a look around ??  Sure that’ll work.

Just hold a boom box over your head in the square & I bet she will find him. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Well, I hope Rose doesn’t have an infection. She got her way on not being tested. I guess Ed figures they can get treated later, if necessary.  Knowledge is power. I don’t think she realizes that. 

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

They're eyelashes, right?  Like the kind that people put on the front of their car lights?  But on nipples??

I think he uses them to strain fresh orange juice in the mornings.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

Speaking of Prince, I fell into a YouTube black hole today watching his videos and the For George concert with him, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty and Dhani Harrison plaing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" is the best freaking performance...easily in my top 3. Wow.

Look for Vinnie Moore's instrumental version. Superb.

[magemaud]

Anybody else getting an ad for fixing wrinkled skin while you’re “Staying home for a while?” 

[nytonc]

No Darcey tonight? I’m heartbroken. 

[Kroliosis]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I saw that too, shamefully I had no idea what great guitarist he was. He just walked out there, kicked ass and made it look good. Blew my mind.

Prince is an odd little man but that swagger - the voice & guitar talent. Wow. 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Kroliosis said:

Ohhhhhh nooooooo.  Welp know what I’m doing tomorrow 

The look on Dhani's face when Prince does this amazing move with his guitar...priceless. (George is my favorite Beatle so Dhani is ultra precious in my eyes)

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

You don’t have her phone number but you think you can find Lana by going to the city where she lives and having a look around ??  Sure that’ll work.

I don't buy into conspiracy theories, but this is exactly what ceasar threatened after maria stood him and his candy underwear up in Mexico

[RichiesOlderBro]

9 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Ewww, those calve tattoos look so much not good.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

You don’t have her phone number but you think you can find Lana by going to the city where she lives and having a look around ??  Sure that’ll work.

That’s the plot of every rom-com known to man.

[Mary Godfrey]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

They're saving her for the last 10 minutes.

It takes the full hour and 50 to get her fully inflated.

[Angry Moldovan]

5 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

And where is Darcey?? 

They tease us with Darzeeeeeeee to keep us watching, but toupee is keeping me tuned in

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I ended up watching “Move Over, Darling” with Doris Day and James Garner. Can’t remember who said it, but some Hollywood type once said that he knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Oscar Levant! I don't even know how I know that.

[blubld43]

Robert and Anny coming to Pillow Talk!

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

You don’t have her phone number but you think you can find Lana by going to the city where she lives and having a look around ??  Sure that’ll work.

Honestly, this is the limit. He is more Caesar than Caesar. This show owes us a really big pay off for this utter garbage storyline. 

[OldButHappy]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

8 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Yes she did, Carol Anne Boone, they conceived their child in the death row visitation room at Florida State Prison.

Imagine telling your child that his or her father is Ted Bundy. That would fuck any kid up. 

 

Imagine wanting Ted Bundy's child!!  I have my Dad's temperament...heritable traits are a real thing.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Kroliosis said:

Prince is an odd little man but that swagger - the voice & guitar talent. Wow. 

I thought he was so beautiful.  We had a poster of him wearing those stiletto boots and a purple outfit.  So pretty.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

The look on Dhani's face when Prince does this amazing move with his guitar...priceless. (George is my favorite Beatle so Dhani is ultra precious in my eyes)

George was my favorite from the time I was nine years old. I echo your feelings for Dhani.

[Frozendiva]

Ed, you don't know if you can trust Rose. She could be playing you.

David, Lana likes your money.

[Mrs. Landingham]

David, no amount of hair spray or brushing will improve that toupee, bruh.