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[HappyDancex2]

Ed is talking nonsense.   His clothing that directly touches his precious body isn't 1000 thread count doof

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I hate Big Ed's mannerisms.  That little laugh would drive me batty.

Holy shit, 1000 count sheets, he's like the princess and the pea!

My current set of red sheets on the bed are 620 thread count Egyptian cotton. 1000 thread count (the good kind) are a small fortune.

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Ed looks like a giant hit him over the head with a mallet.  ALSO, Ed, if we're going to dye our hair jet black, let's keep it clean so it doesn't literally look like oil.

I'm screaming laughing over that!  He is disgusting.  I said earlier I say an article about him on Yahoo.. he uses MAYONNAISE in his hair.. Just horrible.. NoNeck and Mayonnaise.. can't figure out which name to call him.. ugh

[Armchair Critic]

Big Ed is another "my child is my life" but oh wait there's a young piece of ass I need to chase.

 

[Kiss my mutt]

If he’s putting mayonnaise in his hair, no wonder Big Ed’s hair is greasy. He cheated on his first wife.. too bad. I think his ship had sailed finding an attractive woman. He looks pretty poor too. 

[VioletNevermind]

A rare not snide comment: Mother Eddie was a beautiful younger woman. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Ed is talking nonsense.   His clothing that directly touches his precious body isn't 1000 thread count doof

The issue for me and my skin conditions occurs with things like the dryer sheet residue.

[Eldemarge]

You KNOW Ed was more than happy to send this young girl a few pics of his stubby knob.  I can TELL.

[Mercolleen]

14 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

William. Is. Not. A. Real. Person. 

Yes he is! He just can't prove it because his camera is broken!

[blubld43]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I like Ed's mom. He needs to listen to her.

Mama has common sense.

 

No, your daughter is NOT the most important person in your life!!!  

Edited February 24, 2020 by blubld43

[DragonFlyzz]

It’s so real you’re lying to Rosemary about how you look.

[Floatingbison]

He IS disgusting.  He has no business dating anyone.

[kacesq]

Avery found another outfit that shows off her saggy boobs. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Yo, Avery! Put a shirt on!

 

[Leilani]

Avery really does like that deep V top cut, it might be the new cold shoulder.

Edited February 24, 2020 by Leilani

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

My current set of red sheets on the bed are 620 thread count Egyptian cotton. 1000 thread count (the good kind) are a small fortune.

I have very sensitive skin but I think my cotton sheets are from Walmart cuz I am a trash bag 😂 No reactions yet.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, kendi said:

Big Ed is also called Pony by his mom?

My Little Pony

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, kacesq said:

Avery found another outfit that shows off her saggy boobs. 

These women should be perkier

[Floatingbison]

Avery looks good.

[OldButHappy]

24 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

They’re not bred to be people dogs.

When I lived in Miami, a woman had 2 of them.  They ate her.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Boston said:

I'm screaming laughing over that!  He is disgusting.  I said earlier I say an article about him on Yahoo.. he uses MAYONNAISE in his hair.. Just horrible.. NoNeck and Mayonnaise.. can't figure out which name to call him.. ugh

Mayonnaise is one of those "natural" hair conditioners. Like eggs or beer or vinegar. Trick is, you have to rinse it out. 

And why can't he just go to CVS and buy some conditioner? Jesus Christ. 

[greekmom]

People use to use mayo as a hair conditioner, but they use to wash it out.

Hair was NEVER greasy.

 

Does Avery bring a baggie full of chopped up pot to add to her food when dining out and add the photo to her IG?

[Mercolleen]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm glad her daughter is going with her. 

On the positive side, maybe they'll find some thrift shop treasure across the pond. 

They can go mudlarking when the tide goes out.

[Frozendiva]

Avery, you can find a bra like tapey thing you can put under an outfit like that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Ash couldn’t get a visa? Ummmm, yeah, okay. Like Usman, Ash is legit. No really.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Avery found another outfit that shows off her saggy boobs. 

She's another Trashley, these women could pick up somebody right at the bar why does she need to go to another country?

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Wait what?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

No, your daughter is NOT the most important person in your life!!!  

His penis is the most important thing in his life. 

[JennyMominFL]

Mayo  hair was a thing during the Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific era

[Leilani]

Wait is this husband of Avery's friend the same guy from the UPS Store.

[Angry Moldovan]

Nah, the Aussie guy is b s ing her. He’d only be denied a visa if he had a criminal record. He’s a shady one fo so

[Auntie Anxiety]

Avery’s girls are waiting to come out for some fresh air.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I have very sensitive skin but I think my cotton sheets are from Walmart cuz I am a trash bag 😂 No reactions yet.

I notice it on my face. One side has a rash from the dryer sheet residue.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

She's another Trashley, these women could pick up somebody right at the bar why does she need to go to another country?

Maybe she's run through all the local talent. 

[Floatingbison]

I think Avery would just prefer to go topless if she could.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

during the Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific era

I loved "Body on Tap" which was supposedly made with beer

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

His penis is the most important thing in his life. 

Even though he probably can't see it! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, at least Ash’s camera isn’t broken.

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Nah, the Aussie guy is b s ing her. He’d only be denied a visa if he had a criminal record. He’s a shady one fo so

yeah I am getting that feeling as well. but what's the angle?

[Leilani]

Avery even with those extreme plunging V cuts is pretty, surely she can find some one just as goodlooking if not less wonky eyed then some dude from Australia who can't get a visa.

Edited February 24, 2020 by Leilani

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

You KNOW Ed was more than happy to send this young girl a few pics of his stubby knob.  I can TELL.

“Not so big Ed”

[peaceknit]

No condom? Girl.....

[Floatingbison]

Honey, you ain't no virgin.

[Gigglepuff]

Holy! Lisa's friend is even trashier looking than Lisa or Grang! 

[Mu Shu]

1 minute ago, OldButHappy said:

When I lived in Miami, a woman had 2 of them.  They ate her.

Not surprised. What’s bred in the bone comes out in the flesh. All this nonsense about dogs being babies and little humans. Working dogs in confinement go nuts. Terriers bark nonstop and destroy the house, and the big dogs kill your ass. 

[Pepper Mostly]

DEAR GOD SHE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE SAFE SEX. I cannot with this trashy bint.

[blubld43]

OMFG. Did she just say "no condoms"???  With a stranger??!!!

[greekmom]

Lisa sleeping with Usuman without a condom.

She's coming home with an STD.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I notice it on my face. One side has a rash from the dryer sheet residue.

I don't use dyer sheets anymore, I had an issue with them too. I still sometimes get mystery hives, my allergist still can't figure it out.

[kendi]

Friends telling Avery that red flags are flying...but she's still going to make sure she should be investing more time in this relationship. Oh. And leaving her 10 year old daughter and toddler behind. Because she believes in this connection with Ash. It's gonna be so worth it!