S10.E11: Faux Weddings and a Funeral

[mwell345]

Good grief - another segment on the eggs and wedding dresses.  No one cares, Tinsley.

And the sobbing over the eggs.  I’m close to turning on The Middle reruns.

Edited June 14, 2018 by mwell345

[ivygirl]

Oh now. Now we’re in a dress and checking in with the fertility specialist. 

Scott, I’ll PAY for you to hide out in the Maldives.

[psychoticstate]

So sad about Bobby.  Jill.was a pill but I always liked him. 

Carole, when you chat with someone on the phone, you don't chomp on popcorn.  Especially a business contact.  

And you were in a sauna.  They're hot.  They're supposed to be. 

Carole is such an asshole. 

[CSunshine76]

56 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Back when the outside of the funeral home was photographed, Dorinda had her muppet coat on

So does Dorinda get out and go to John who's holding her other coat?

 

So does this mean the car scene with Dorinda and Ramona was filmed AFTER the funeral?  Now we are recreating funeral scenes? Gross.i

eta:  On rewatch, Dorinda has white pants on in the car, so she clearly was not on her way to the service.  God Bravo. 

Edited June 14, 2018 by CSunshine76

[whydoievencare]

Jesus Christ, Dale and Tinsley shrieking and crying because they are looking at Tinsley's eggs?  The apple didn't fall far from the tree.  They are both awful.

[BodhiGurl]

OMG. This scene with Dale and Tins crying over her unfertilized eggs... So weird.

[Jets4274]

Lawdy lawd.  Looking at Tinsley and her mom crying over her eggs is making me cringe.  She wants to "say hi" to her eggs.  Ugh.  I have frozen eggs too but don't need to look at them everyday.  SMH.

[nexxie]

What’s that old saying - don’t cry over frozen eggs?

[HunterHunted]

5 minutes ago, Jets4274 said:

Tinsley probably knew that Topper was engaged at this point.  He just got married last week.  She probably did the wedding dress thing to make it seem as though she's close to having her own wedding soon.  Scott's probably running for the hills as we speak.

Tinsley absolutely knew. Topper and Tabitha got engaged in August 2017. They had the baby at the end of January 2018. Tinsley has probably been unraveling since Tabitha announced the pregnancy.

[Keywestclubkid]

Her husband just DIED of course she was acting different. Ugh shut up Bethany shut up shut up shut up

[Straycat80]

Tinsley’s mom talking about more eggs like she’s in a restaurant. (Ask Carole about eggs, heh) Crying and screeching, the apple did not fall far from the tree. 

[Jets4274]

Geez.  Another episode = another opportunity for Bethenny to advertise her Skinny Girl jeans.  As she talks about seeing Jill after the funeral.  Not necessary.

[FlyingEgret]

Bethenny may believe Jill, but I dont believe Bethenny

[JD5166]

Holy crap, Bethany is on 10,000. Rapid fire, man! 

[Jets4274]

I found it a bit strange how Jill allowed the cameras to be at the funeral.  I don't know.  Would think that she would have wanted to keep that moment as private as possible.  I know she loved her husband though.

[Gem 10]

Carole must be so damn busy.  Doing what?  I have no idea.  She didn’t even start the article for Cosmo.  What else is new?  Guess playing with cats takes time.

[bosawks]

I’m not Jewish so I guess  I shouldn’t be too surprised that I was wrong about what shiva is.

I feel silly thinking it was about accepting your grief and speaking of a lost loved one when it’s really about telling Beth she was right and you were wrong.

Edited June 14, 2018 by bosawks

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, Jets4274 said:

I found it a bit strange how Jill allowed the cameras to be at the funeral.  I don't know.  Would think that she would have wanted to keep that moment as private as possible.  I know she loved her husband though.

Where they at the actual funeral or where they just outside?

[twilightzone]

57 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

I might not have liked Jill all the time, but I believe Bobby really loved her.  Sad.

Ramona was right about one thing, can't hold resentments, I mean life's too fucking short to hold dumbass resentments and for what?  Resentments don't make you money or make you younger.  They just fuck you up.

I hope Luann learned something in rehab, I hope the experience humbled her.

The HW franchise is a land mind of bad husbands, boyfriends.  Bobby Zarin was one of the few exceptions. 

People like to rip on Ramona, but Jill said that it was Ramona who sat with her for hours in the hospital when Bobby was sick - and checked on her every day. 
In my book, that's a true friend.  No cameras, no media, no seeking attention.

Edited June 14, 2018 by twilightzone

[TexasGal]

10 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

Jesus Christ, Dale and Tinsley shrieking and crying because they are looking at Tinsley's eggs?  The apple didn't fall far from the tree.  They are both awful.

And their matching old school Chanel bags.  They are like a parody of something, but I’m not sure what.

I’m glad I had my drink and tissues ready for Bobby’s funeral.  Such a sweet man.

Edited June 14, 2018 by TexasGal

[psychoticstate]

Just now, Gem 10 said:

Carole must be so damn busy.  Doing what?  I have no idea.  She didn’t even start the article for Cosmo.  What else is new?  Guess playing with cats takes time.

Exactly.  She's the laziest person.   She doesn't seem to be getting a lot of writing gigs.  You'd think the ones she does get, she'd take seriously.  

[Jets4274]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Where they at the actual funeral or where they just outside?

Looks like they were just outside but still.  I guess if I were in the same situation, I wouldn't have cared to have cameras in my face as I grieved over my husband.  Again, I know that Jill loved her husband.  I just wouldn't have cared to have been on camera during that time of grief.  

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, Jets4274 said:

Looks like they were just outside but still.  I guess if I were in the same situation, I wouldn't have cared to have cameras in my face as I grieved over my husband.  Again, I know that Jill loved her husband.  I just wouldn't have cared to have been on camera during that time of grief.  

It’s super strange that only Bethany was filmed at the funeral like what? Why? Couldn’t she have said this is private? I need to make this death about me to Jill in private not with cameras?

Edited June 14, 2018 by Keywestclubkid

[Gem 10]

1 minute ago, psychoticstate said:

Exactly.  She's the laziest person.   She doesn't seem to be getting a lot of writing gigs.  You'd think the ones she does get, she'd take seriously.  

Well, when you get up after noon, go to lunch and snark, the day is over already.  She needs some vitamins or maybe some new “coffee” to spark her up.

[Bronzedog]

This episode is really a clusterfuck.  I think I'd be pissed if I was in jail and got "play" mugshots from my friends.  And, Tinsley?  What the hell?  RIP, Bobby.  I don't think Bethenny should have talked on camera about her conversation with Jill.  I'm kind of hating tonight's show.

[Martinigirl]

LOL!!! "Is she black" ....well, at Halloween....

[lgprimes]

2 minutes ago, Jets4274 said:

Looks like they were just outside but still.  I guess if I were in the same situation, I wouldn't have cared to have cameras in my face as I grieved over my husband.  Again, I know that Jill loved her husband.  I just wouldn't have cared to have been on camera during that time of grief.  

Jill has been trying to get back on this show for years. This was her big chance, she was not going to pass it up . I fear Andy is going to let her back on, especially if Bethenny doesn’t object. 

Yuck.

[KungFuBunny]

When the doctor was on facetime - Tinsley asked him what had to be done step by step if she wanted to change one of her eggs into an embryo

The first thing I thought of was the Hannibal book - I think it was Mason - man eating wild pig owner - who got cattle prodded by his sister to retrieve sperm so she could make a baby.

Run Scott, Run!!!!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

Dorinda is the only one coming off likable and semi sane in this episode so far lol

[Martinigirl]

That goodwill frock Luann wore to the courthouse.......yuk!

[dosodog]

I'm proud of Luanne this episode.  Her attitude makes me think she did learn.  She used the word humble. And she actually sounded humble!

That gal has panache.  In spades. Even humbled, Luanne lives life.

From this day forward, I strive to embody the positive aspects of her personality. 

I still love LVP the most. 

I know it's wrong, but dang if I don't grin from ear to ear ANYTIME the slipping out of the handcuffs is mentioned.   It is and was so very wrong.  But!  LUDINI!. I just can't not grin at that. 

[Martinigirl]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Dorinda is the only one coming off likable and semi sane in this episode so far lol

With the exception of making the girls know it is absolutely okay to drink in front of Luann...Dorinda isn't going to give up cocktails for anybody!

[Coffeewinewater]

What the bloody hell did I just watch??? Tinsley and her mother wtf?? Is Tinsley’s mother always in off white, taupe, beige? 

[psychoticstate]

Of course Carole just had to snark on Luann and get her digs in.  STFU, Carole.  You're an asshole. 

Tinsley is nuts but making fun of her own mug shot is pretty funny. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Ok from start to finish that was a shit show of an episode. That is a lot to take in in just 45mins lol 

[nexxie]

6 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

That goodwill frock Luann wore to the courthouse.......yuk!

Carole agrees with you - called it the real crime.

[sasha206]

10 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

LOL!!! "Is she black" ....well, at Halloween....

That was classic Beth that I loved.  

[Straycat80]

Dorinda saying she is going to change because of what happened to Luann. Nah. No she will not. She likes drinking too much. And WTF with them making fun of Luann with the mugshots. Really Tins? I bet she didn’t think it was funny when she got arrested. 

I’m glad Lu went to rehab but I hope she apologizes to the policeman she kicked and who got his face slammed  in the door. Poor guy. 

[KungFuBunny]

I'm now picturing Tinsley taking a used condom from Scott and squeezing its contents into a specimen cup which will be messengered over to her doctors office STAT

You in danger Molly (Scott) RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

[Rosiejuliemom]

21 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

When the doctor was on facetime - Tinsley asked him what had to be done step by step if she wanted to change one of her eggs into an embryo

The first thing I thought of was the Hannibal book - I think it was Mason - man eating wild pig owner - who got cattle prodded by his sister to retrieve sperm so she could make a baby.

Run Scott, Run!!!!!!

 

 

Now I need to dig through my bookcases, find Hannibal, and give it another read. Maybe read Red Dragon and The Silence of the Lambs first. 

Edited June 14, 2018 by Rosiejuliemom

[Portae]

These women are endlessly amused by incarceration as only privileged white women can be. 

[sasha206]

While I admire the ex-cons for their business venture, I can't imagine wanting to work out there.  It may be funny for the first time, but it was so bleak (I mean, I realize it's the theme), and no music?  Just looked like hell.

[RedDelicious]

BETHENNY. The Skinny?Girl?Jeans?are?FUG?. And of COURSE the samples were too big for her. And of COURSE she had to qualify that on camera.

Edited June 14, 2018 by RedDelicious
I had to adjust my claps.

[Gem 10]

That whole funeral scene was tacky.  Who benefited by that?  We already saw that in the news and papers.  Gift bags? WTF?

[ryebread]

"Think of my vagina like a vahhhss."

Still not funny, Bethenny.

Carole is a hosebeast.

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, sasha206 said:

While I admire the ex-cons for their business venture, I can't imagine wanting to work out there.  It may be funny for the first time, but it was so bleak (I mean, I realize it's the theme), and no music?  Just looked like hell.

It's like an episode of Scared Straight

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Good god you had to throw in you booked a “private plane” **eyeroll**

 

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

IKR! And then she said ‘ I’m alone too’. No, you are not, not in the sane way, it’s not the same as your husband dying. Bethenny is such a narcissistic sometimes. 

 

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

That whole interaction up until she asked where are the gift bags keep circling back to her lol I was sitting here stunned 

Amazing how Bethenny can even hi-jack a funeral and make it all about her.  I really feel badly for Jill - she and Bobby truly loved one another.  

Edited June 14, 2018 by njbchlover

[mwell345]

25 minutes ago, psychoticstate said:

Exactly.  She's the laziest person.   She doesn't seem to be getting a lot of writing gigs.  You'd think the ones she does get, she'd take seriously.  

Her point is that she’s such a great writer, she can phone it in at the last minute.  So over Carole and her ego.

[Keywestclubkid]

4 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

 

 

Amazing how Bethenny can even hi-jack a funeral and make it all about her.  I truly feel badly for Jill - she and Bobby truly loved one another.  

It’s like she has no empathy at all she just word vomited and made it about her her her... even after taking her daughter to meet Jill it wasn’t about he’s dead I’m sorry she must be crushed it was she apologized to me it was all Bethany Bethany Bethany. She is really dead on the inside when it’s not about her. But first let me plug skinny girl jeans again gotta make that quota. 

Edited June 14, 2018 by Keywestclubkid

[njbchlover]

41 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Am I missing something?  Did Scott mention marriage?  Why are they trying on wedding dresses?  After seeing Tinsleys Mother, now I understand why the girl is nuts.

OMG, they are screeching over eggs.  

After seeing this episode, and more of the "Dale and Tinsley Delusional Hour" than I ever care to see again, I can totally understand why Tinsley acts like an immature 20-something.  I think Dale prefers and encourages that behavior, so that either she can control Tinsley, or so that she can feel like a younger woman herself.