Season 3 Discussion

[Bubbacat]

2 minutes ago, noveltylibrary said:

I am TeamRiver

I am Team None Of The Above.

[noveltylibrary]

Is the actual show over? 

[CoachWristletJen]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The kindest thing Chris can do for David is to cut him off. Not enable the behaviour and disown the dysfunction.  David is a grown-ass man. You work any job you can get to pay th bills and get past your own ego. It is hard but a lot of people do it.  Not a good idea to get a new wife when you have nothing to offer.

Chris is not your keeper. He cannot rent out a home with little hot water,  windows that do not open. Expect that you will be receiving calls about your properties.

I have my own version of David Poor - my cousin's handout loving neighbour. She barely speaks to me since I said I would not do stuff for her. 

Exactly. Chris needs to let David sink or swim on his own because he’s keeping him crippled at this point. Maybe it won’t end up so well, or maybe David is s night manager at Wendy’s? Chris, you cannot control the outcome. David is a sick man and his sickness is distracting you from your beautiful wife and kids. You’re not helping him. You’re HURTING HIM! As long as he has you, he can sit on his ass and do nothing and he knows that. Better he learns to stand on his own two feet now than when he’s 60. If you keep doing this, he will never learn. Give him an opportunity to learn now before it’s too late! If he’s really your friend, you’ll quit hurting him. 

[woot]

Did I hear Mother Chantel apologizing to Nicole as she was leaving after the fight?  

Also - this live show bs is absolutely horrible and painful to watch.

Edited July 9, 2018 by woot
typo

[kacesq]

Good Lord this Live Show is painful. I would've turned it off but my elderly mom is obsessed...but I am lmao that the big payoff to the Live Show is Danielle...

 

also, I can't believe the Teen Mom ripoff got a second season...which I know thanks the the very heavy promotion of it...although it is a break from the Duggars (surprise! Next season...babies!) and that other multiples show with the cutesy "pray for us" mom....

[woot]

2 minutes ago, noveltylibrary said:

Is the actual show over? 

Yes I believe it is because they already showed the preview for next week.

[sainte-chapelle]

This live show is awful #nomoreliveshow

[noveltylibrary]

Just now, woot said:

Yes I believe it is because they already showed the preview for next week.

what  a ripoff!

[CoachWristletJen]

8 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Not any more. AMC is distancing themselves from Hardwick to the allegations from his ex-girlfriend. Actually, everyone is distancing themselves from Hardwick except for Patty Hearst.

Actually things are turning around for him. The ex’s statement is contradictory bullshit and and she lied about stuff. And his wife and two other ex girlfriends came forward and said he was a kind, gentle man. It’s looking more and more like Chloë was just a vindictive ex. She tried to get him back many times after the breakup. I think TLC will rehire him back and no one will hire Chloë. She’s psycho.

[WhatsUpDummy]

Michelle Collins is hands down the worst host ever. 

[noveltylibrary]

This woman fawning over Daneel is a bit much.

[Granny58]

Danielle seems more mature and articulate.  Good for her.

[Emkat]

Soshul meeedia. He frauded her. Lol!!!!

[noveltylibrary]

1 minute ago, WhatsUpDummy said:

Michelle Collins is hands down the worst host ever. 

She's annoying on her radio show too but i gave her points for telling listeners how great this show is.  But now I see why @@

[PityFree]

 Whoever this Michelle Collins person is should be punished for hosting the show by actually having to spend the day with Danielle. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys WTF did they say she is getting a spin off? Where is the sad pizza slice?

Edited July 9, 2018 by sainte-chapelle

[VioletNevermind]

What role could Danielle possibly play in the new season of her show?!  I’m really asking.  This worthless host is going to pull a muscle kissing her ass.

[ThinkerBell]

7 minutes ago, Bubbacat said:

I am Team None Of The Above.

I'm Team Lampshade.

[WhatsUpDummy]

I can’t listen to Danielle talk for more than a few minutes. The way she speaks just grates on me. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit she said "frauded" that makes it all worth it.

[noveltylibrary]

Daneel kept his name because she didn't want to change her passport and student ID haa

[RichiesOlderBro]

6 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Actually things are turning around for him. The ex’s statement is contradictory bullshit and and she lied about stuff. And his wife and two other ex girlfriends came forward and said he was a kind, gentle man. It’s looking more and more like Chloë was just a vindictive ex. She tried to get him back many times after the breakup. I think TLC will rehire him back and no one will hire Chloë. She’s psycho.

Matt Mira has been strangely silent. As has Will Wheaton.

I’m fact i’ve not heard a single person in Hollywood step forward to say what a great guy he is.  

Hardwick is radioactive.  

[Frozendiva]

I would not have taken his name in the first place. No problems.

How much longer is this live stuff going to last?

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, SuzyLee said:

What role could Danielle possibly play in the new season of her show?!  I’m really asking.  This worthless host is going to pull a muscle kissing her ass.

Danielle could be the in-show counselor for the couples.  

[JenE4]

Danielle’s friend: “You’re a damn dumbass!” And she’s STILL stalking Mohammed. Azan, take this as a cautionary tale. 

[Chalby]

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

If he signed a lease, he may have some recourse with the local landlord/tenant office.  Depends on the lease. The new owner would have to put up with him.

No lease needed since his friend owned the firehouse and let him stay there for free. David is such a loser, it's embarrassing that he identifies as an American.

[Miss Chevious]

Baby Beluga didn’t do her homework re the paperwork. No surprise there. She’s dumber than a box of rocks. And why would it take weeks to get originals? Her co-sponsor enabler Dad could get the originals and bring them with him when he comes over for the wedding. Easy peasy. But then again, Azan doesn’t want easy peasy. He wants them to come over by rowboat. Anything for a reprieve from those tentacles. 

Robbalee should have asked Mother Azan if she was prepared to provide free housing & food for her kid and grandkid for up to a year or however long it takes to get a spousal visa. She also should have asked Azan when are you getting a job? Are you content to sit there and let your mother do the heavy lifting? (No pun intended)

Anfisa should just make Jorge get a DNA test. Their whole conversation was moot until it’s proven he’s the father. No sense getting your knickers in a twist without getting the facts first. Then if it’s really true that he fathered a child, she should dump his lying a$$.

Molly and Pao’s stories, don’t care.

That House Family Chantal is staying in has got to be a rental provided by TLC. Very small, no personal objects, no family photos, etc. Very phony. No way is that bunch of pretentious fools living there. I think that whole fight scene was staged to amp up the ratings. They wanted this season to go out with a bang, no matter how fake and Pedro provided it. Too bad he doesn’t beat River’s a$$ in real life.

How is it Chris can just say he sold the firehouse. Did the buyer purchase it sight unseen? Usually if you’re buying a property, you’d see it first. so Annie and David would’ve had to been aware someone was coming to look at the property. This oh by the way you have to be out in two days is so fake too.

[LisaWl7TR]

Well...this just sucks! Sucks balls...waited all week. 

[VioletNevermind]

This host is just godawful.  What was with the weird flirting with the camera guy, even after he told her he was married?!  Amateur hour!

[Miss Chevious]

How cheesy of TLC to give us only an hour long show instead of the usual two hour one and fill the last hour with the Live Show crap. It’s just useless filler. And news flash, nobody cares about Dan-yell and Loren anymore.

[DVDFreaker]

5 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

Baby Beluga didn’t do her homework re the paperwork. No surprise there. She’s dumber than a box of rocks. And why would it take weeks to get originals? Her co-sponsor enabler Dad could get the originals and bring them with him when he comes over for the wedding. Easy peasy. But then again, Azan doesn’t want easy peasy. He wants them to come over by rowboat. Anything for a reprieve from those tentacles. 

Robbalee should have asked Mother Azan if she was prepared to provide free housing & food for her kid and grandkid for up to a year or however long it takes to get a spousal visa. She also should have asked Azan when are you getting a job? Are you content to sit there and let your mother do the heavy lifting? (No pun intended)

Anfisa should just make Jorge get a DNA test. Their whole conversation was moot until it’s proven he’s the father. No sense getting your knickers in a twist without getting the facts first. Then if it’s really true that he fathered a child, she should dump his lying a$$.

Molly and Pao’s stories, don’t care.

That House Family Chantal is staying in has got to be a rental provided by TLC. Very small, no personal objects, no family photos, etc. Very phony. No way is that bunch of pretentious fools living there. I think that whole fight scene was staged to amp up the ratings. They wanted this season to go out with a bang, no matter how fake and Pedro provided it. Too bad he doesn’t beat River’s a$$ in real life.

How is it Chris can just say he sold the firehouse. Did the buyer purchase it sight unseen? Usually if you’re buying a property, you’d see it first. so Annie and David would’ve had to been aware someone was coming to look at the property. This oh by the way you have to be out in two days is so fake too.

I think people look at pictures of the firehouse online and then buy it

[Frozendiva]

What a waste of an hour!  I was doing my toenails. Waiting for more.

[noveltylibrary]

Can't wait for another chance to stare in disbelief at Molly's lawyer's muppet rug.

[ALittleShelfish]

So... does TLC have a bandwidth budget for each person? Because I felt like as soon as Michele gets her introduction (lengthy introduction bc who TF are these people?) in, asks them a very simple question, and they get a short sentence in, she interjects with OKAY SORRY WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, THANKS AND BYE NOW.  

What a colossal waste of an hour.  And I'll do it again the next time, I'm sure. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, DVDFreaker said:

I think people look at pictures of the firehouse online and then buy it

Serious buyers would have come for a viewing and then an inspection. Maybe investors buy it sight-unseen. And they would have been informed that someone was living there.

[DVDFreaker]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Serious buyers would have come for a viewing and then an inspection. Maybe investors buy it sight-unseen. And they would have been informed that someone was living there.

You could be right 

[LisaWl7TR]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Serious buyers would have come for a viewing and then an inspection. Maybe investors buy it sight-unseen. And they would have been informed that someone was living there.

...maybe they did and heard boom boom?

[Boofish]

The problem is all these Fred Flintstone Americans thinking they can score a foreigner Wilma.

[TrininisaScorp]

I luhhhh this shit.   I do wish they would tighten up the pacing.  Fewer episodes with more packed in.

All the Costco food on the floor and that set of tracks in Mother Chantel's hand had me rolling.  I couldn't even handle myself...my husband and I were cackling.  River swinging that Ikea lampshade at Pedro's head is what really kicked it off.  My husband said the fight looked real.   I'm with many of you, I don't have a side in this mess.  Also.  Imma say this without any malice or judgement, but as people of color in Trump's America, y'all can't be acting like this!  It makes us ALL look bad.    

Fuck Jorge.  I never thought I would be wholly on Anfisa's side, but here I am.  His initial dismissal of "it's always going to be something" made me RAGE.  Bitch, you might have a kid.  That you don't acknowledge or pay for.  Get a DNA test and get that shit sorted out.  

Nicole and Azan are still hilarious to me.  He could barely keep from smiling when the notary said they couldn't get married.  I was bracing for Mother Nicole to be a bitch to Mother Azan. That lady seems so sweet, and Mother Nicole seems so uncultured.  Color me surprised that it was a slightly uncomfortable, but not bad first meeting.  Also, these people not taking in the beauty of Morocco drives me nuts. What a cool opportunity that these people are wasting.

Ugh. Pao.  Seriously.   Making her grandmother's death all about her when you see the pain her mom is in.  You want to be there?  Buy 1 less pair of expensive knockoffs shoes or purse, and get a fucking ticket.  I do feel like Russ doesn't have an opportunity to defend himself.  Pao makes up her reality ("OK was depressing and everyone was mean to me"  "I'm an es-spicy Latino"  "my fabulous cah-rear"), so in her mind, Russ doesn't care about her pain, and thusly, it is so. 

David Poor is just the absolute worst.  I also have a Master's degree.  You know what I would do if I were in his position?  I would take whatever job to keep a roof over my head.  Him pretending that he has never lied or disappointed Annie is really rich.  We continue to marvel that a straight white man in Kentucky is THIS much of a loser.  The world has been his for the taking, and he's bitching about everything.  Amazing.   

My hot take on Michelle Collins:  She doesn't take this shit seriously, so she's playing along and having fun with how silly this all is.  Her comments at the beginning sealed it for me. LOLOL.  She's irreverent and gives this the pretending to care that it deserves. 

Danielle - Man, she just is who tf she is, right?  "Aa-Zahn" is my fav thing.   For those of you in the drinking game (your poor livers!), she said social media and frauded.  Really rocking the greatest hits. 

[Rt66vintage]

Ok, was that Danielle's ass!? Her face & upper body look pretty much the same, but wth was she pulling behind her? 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Boofish said:

The problem is all these Fred Flintstone Americans thinking they can score a foreigner Wilma.

No happy pappy life for them.

[Adeejay]

1 hour ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

River got his ass kicked!!! LOL!!!

Not really!  If you watch closely, you will see that River punched Pedro in either his mouth or his nose and body slammed Nicole.  When Pedro rubbed his face and saw the blood, he lost it and kicked the food off the table.  

Edited July 9, 2018 by Adeejay

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

I love when I get to hear Brother Molly say ‘Louise’ haha

idk and idc about Pao. FF.....

well played to get Fort Locks.....your business on TV Chris! David won’t take a $10 an hour job ! What a loser. 

Omg whose WEAVE IS THAT ? Family Chantel is awful. River turned it physical 100%.

waaaaaittt...... there is no second hour ? No previews?  I don’t need these amateurs discussing the show I have YOU fine people ! 

[islandgal140]

1 hour ago, peaceknit said:

TLC, NO MORE of this live tv bullshit! They're just taking up show time! grrr......

I was so damn done when I realized what was going on. To quote Annie: "WTF!!" Seriously, I don't need TLC to read me tweets and bring on bloggers and ex-cast members, the commentary here alone gives me life. Give me the 2nd hour of this show, hence more fodder for the grist mill so we here can snark.

Edited July 9, 2018 by islandgal140

[ALittleShelfish]

3 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

I was so damn done when I realized what was going on. To quote Annie: "WTF!!" Seriously, I don't need TLC to read me tweets and bring on bloggers and ex-cast members, the commentary here alone gives me life. Give me the 2nd hour of this show, hence more fodder for the grist mill so we here can shoot the shit.

WORD.  

They showed what, two tweets per "Here's what fans are saying!" part? They hyped up all of these things that only took up about a minute of anyone's time.  What a ridiculous waste of an hour.  (I realize I keep saying that as if it's going to change anything.  It's not.  TLC will keep producing garbage and I'll keep watching the garbage. Even if it's only this show.)

[jumper sage]

@islandgal - I agree that 1 hour LIVE was a mess.  Why have on guests and let them talk for 90 seconds.  Loved the one guy talking about David and had to be bleeped out for a few sentences.

Chantel - you don't go crying to your family about every little thing.  You might forget the event later but your family will remember it forever.  I agreed with the blogger that said that Chantel and Pedro need to stop talking to their families for at least a year.  Spot on!  No more sending money home either.  No more crap about "the culture expects you to send money home".  We are all from somewhere else and if all of our grandparents sent money home then none of us would have moved out of poverty.  I still think its a scam.

[PityFree]

I won’t watch the LIVE mess again. There are other  things on TV and I’ll just change the channel.  I can discuss/read about 90 day fiancé here all I want with clever, snarky, fun people.

[jumper sage]

I like Michelle but she is not a good interviewer.

[Miss Chevious]

1 hour ago, DVDFreaker said:

Chantel addressed the implants and she said her boobs was natural and never got implants and her boobs was the same size in the earlier seasons 

Of course she’s going to say that. Both Chantel and Jorge are liars who believe their own lies. 

[MrHufflepuff]

Is Michelle Collins the one who did the Bachelor in Paradise after show?