Where to begin?!
Pao and Russ - Man. These two assholes (3 if you includes Pao's mom, which I'm inclined to do). I think I'm truly understanding that Pao has spent her entire life being the most special special to ever special, and all of her family and friends in Colombia enable that thought process. Women have babies, but Pao had Axel, who cannot love anyone but her and be touched by no one but her. Per the early poster's point, meet Debbie and Coltie: The Early Years. The second Pao realized that her mom was siding with Russ's mom and not ready to ride in the Mean Girl gang, she unleashed and twisted the OK time period, which I thought was squashed earlier in the season, to ensure that she played up on Mother Pao's concerned for Pao being in America. It was, frankly, skillful and so smoothly handled. How many times has THAT happened in their lives to ensure that Pao is an innocent party? Pobrecita! Whatever, bitch, I see you. Pao is true snake.
Ashley and the Wayward Teen - Ashley sucks and all, but I thought she did a better job of handling herself than the last 5 episodes. After some bravado and false starts, send Skinz Jr back to Jam Rock with a few bucks and signed divorced papers. Stop picking up youths. In the long term, this is the best case scenario. It was ALWAYS going to be the best case scenario. Can we be done now?
Awww, Libby and Andreiiii's baby is adorable! I get a feeling mom was always going to be in the delivery room and this was just some producer driven bullshit. I like that Andrei always complains how tired he is. Did you come from your nonexistent job to not give birth to a human person?! Nah? Calm down, bro. Where is his cute dad? I can't wait to see him with Eleanor.
Pedro and Chantel. I didn't need Pedro's hand signals about the first cut of the jiggy jiggy. Like. Ew. I don't know that I understand Chantel, nor do I get Pedro. They are both boring, and are only really spicy b/c of the ppl they surround themselves with, and the ensuing conflict it creates. That beach in the DR looked beautiful, though. Why, WHY did we have to go to dinner with Family Pedro?! If I didn't have to look at these scheming, raggedy bitches one more time, I would have been happy. I don't know what their real intentions are, but IMO they are shady, entitled, and terrible. I feel similar about Family Chantel, but at least Pedro and Chantel aren't giving them money and FC aren't throwing random hoes in Chantel's lap.
Larissa is a crazy bitch that needs to go away, but Debbie and Coltie are just as bad, if not worst. Colt was obviously trolling Larissa with his "she's a sweet innocent old lady". That old lady seem like a hard lived possible drunk. She isn't nice; she's aggressive and will never share her boy (Pao, do take notes) with anyone. It's very much like TLC's sMothered. Colt knocking down that Jack like it wasn't a damn thing tells me a lot about him too. Colt and Debbie aren't innocent victims of Larissa. These ppl need to part ASAP.
I'm assuming they are slowly giving us bits and pieces of the Purple People Eater and Azan b/c there is nothing to see here, and they need to stretch that nothing across a season?